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From the guys that brought you Zipperfish, The Biker Site, Conservative Countdown & The Rauch Report comes the new podcast, Two Total Total Jerks.

Jim & Terry

  • Aug 4, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 1h 5m AVG DURATION
  • 70 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Two Total Jerks

The Big Big Fight

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2020 61:53


Things start out normal, then things go south quickly. Terry doesn't want to wear a mask and Jim starts bashing Trump Early. Terry promotes a controversial documentary, but Jim thinks it's propaganda without even seeing it. The Terry tells Jim to become a ditch digger and there is not much coming back from that point. Jim closes out the show with some thoughts after Terry drops out. This podcasts proves that during a pandemic, and an election year, we live in a divided country, that sometimes starts diving even close relationships. Is this the end of the show?

Thic is in?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 68:25


Jim rants about a job interview while Terry had a long weekend. The guys talk Yoho VS AOC, extra unemployment money ending, poor Kanye, plus sized swimsuit edition and Terry hates sitcoms.

Date This Redneck

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2020 74:29


Terry tries online dating and Jim hates everyone on Instagram. The guys give reviews on what they watched this week, then an update on movies we have missed out on this summer and the state of theaters in the future. The the guys get testy about Trumps new "Federal Officers" in Oregon, the new Trump Show, and sending nudes.

Adaptil: For Crazy Bitches

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 66:44


Jim goes off on HELPING women. Prediction for 2020, Covid news, Redskins changes their name, Netflix reviews, BLM and more.

We got guns and a special guest

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2020 71:09


Leah from the UK joins Jim & Terry for a lively show about Guns, Trump and an update on Covid from the UK. We also play a game, talk about Dad-Bods and more!

We Stand By Lumberjacks

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2020 66:59


Jim's Land Lady breaks into his house and Terry loves using cash. Plus, your favorite Aunt just got cancelled, some Netflix recommendations, more talk of race (from two old white guys) and some Trump talk. And finally, an update on Sex Dolls!

The Tired Sensitive Snowflake

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 71:59


Jim has a weekend visitor, Trump's back to rallying, and people are now REALLY unhappy. The guys talk sexual harassment, some new movies on the internets and some more crappy stuff. Now tell a friend or we will start giving out your IPs.

Dead or alive, you are coming with me.

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2020 64:54


Terry talks about a funeral, then takes a hard right turn into hating women. Jim tells a story about wearing a mask. Then the guys talk the protesting, the facts and the numbers all around. Plus much more!

Riots, Hookers & Covid. Oh My!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 81:12


Terry has one hell of a story, then it's off to the races, talking everything riots, hookers and Covid19. It's a packed show!

Who's the Snowflake Now?

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2020 71:13


The guys get you caught up on Disney World news, they talk about some entertainment news and shows, then it's a wild showdown between your favorite redneck VS snowflake.

No Mask? Tiger Blood!

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2020 68:41


The guys talk entertainment, youtube, and fantasizing while having sex. Then all hell breaks loose over masks, Trumps and minorities during the pandemic.

The Special Gifted Boys

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2020 69:17


Jim is mad at Terry, the guys talk about "special" and "gifted" kids, plus, the f**k it day is here and more cover talk.

Bye Bye Miss American Pie

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 69:22


The guys talk being jerks, what the are watching on Netflix And how American Idol is handing the pandemic. That is dating talk, Biden talk, then offensive talk.

We are jerks and so is Ellen?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2020 72:07


Terry talks garbage, then the guys discuss a bunch of things including Ellen and so other stuff. Then they round out the show with some Covid-19 thoughts.

Emotional Support Sex Dolls

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2020 75:33


A PSA from Jim, then the guys talk about the danger of using ZOOM, Facebook stats, and how the talk shows are now awful. Jim notices people's backdrops and Terry has some new sex doll news. The it's the FUCK IT day in our future and the Covid Virus.

Don't poke the bear, Bozo!

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2020 70:39


Jim loses his shit, then the guys do a typical show, as they talk about what's bugging them the most during this new normal.

Are they lying to us?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2020 69:17


Week 3 of talking about Covid-19. Should Amazon workers get hazard pay? When will the new tests come? News is changing everyday, what about masks?How the WWE & Hollywood are dealing.

Social Distancing: All the way from the U.K.

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 69:26


Jim's mic sounds like shit and Terry didn't tell him, so sorry. An update on Covid-19 with our friend Leah from the U.K. She let's us know what it's like across the pond.

Shit Just Got Real

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 64:38


The guys talk everything coronavirus, Tom Brady, the Debates and more.

Terry's Redneck Medicine

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2020 63:16


The Guys talk about their JERK moments, then Jim talks about his ne girlfriend, who happens to be an AI. Then the guys talk about why younger women date older men, Megan Markle, and the Corona Virus. Then things break down in politics. LOTS of yelling.

This Just In: Women Can't Lie

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2020 66:32


The guys talk about their JERK moments of the week, then it's off to the cancel culture once again. Chris Matthews retires, Timothy Hutton loses his job, and is Mike Bloomberg really a dick? Jim talks about a documentary called "The Red Pill", then the guys break down Super Tuesday and the future for the democrats.

Will you accept this rose?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2020 78:11


Jim's mic is screwed up for 3 minutes, and Terry might be going to DisneyWorld! Plus, Jim talks the bachelor, 20 year old virgins, the state of porn and Harvey Weinstein. Plus more Reddit stories and the guys argue about healthcare but agree on Bernie.

The Guys Want Sex Dolls!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2020 66:38


The guys tell their stories of being jerks, Terry talks about his trip to Atlanta, then they cover some entertainment news. Some short topics later, and the guys continue their obsession with sex dolls. Followed by so politics talk!

Too much politics, Too much mic problems

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2020 66:40


Jim has mic problems and text problems while Terry steals straws. Then Terry thinks back on "what ever happened to..." Then the guys spew too much on politics.

Halftime means Strippers.

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 69:50


Jim & Terry talk the Super Bowl Halftime Show, feminism, reddit stories, chick on OnlyFans, Face tattoos, the Oscars and more!

Samoan Women need representation! (in porn?)

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2020 61:01


Terry and Jim catch you up on what they did over break, then they talk entertainment, new trailers, Kobe Dying, Samoan women, and of course Trump. 

Merry Christmas Mother F**kers

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2019 64:26


Terry and Jim are both riches, but at least they go over some of the biggest entertainment stories of the year.

No one wants the Cats movie, but we all want the Taylor Swift sex robot

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2019 67:06


Terry is a Grinch and Jim talks "6 Underground", then the guys talk about TV and movie trailers, plus Hooter's wait staff, Plenty of Fish, Trump and of course, and update on sex robots.

Trouble with (AGT) America's Got Talent... and (AGT) Trump.

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2019 70:46


Jim talks about his annoying neighbors and Terry talks Family & Facebook. Then it's all about AGT and some other stories, rounding it out with drop-out Kamilla Harris and Terry defends Trump to the death.

Happy Thanksgiving!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2019 73:48


Terry and Jim do the show together, face to face, live at Jim's house! The guys talk about rap music and is it woke, getting pregnant at work, Disney +, powerful women in movies, Terry's new Reddit obsession, and with a sprinkle of politics.

No more princesses... Just male sex robots!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2019 66:05


Thank you James H.! Jim's upset again, but Terry is a gentleman. Is Vegan meat good and is meat dying out? Mayor Pete's stock image blunder, plus shadow banning, PayPal, Male sex robots and Disney princesses. And TRUMP TALK with lots of yelling.

No Likes For You... Pervert.

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2019 69:57


Terry & Jim talk about new TV, Rob Calls, Hate Speech, Removing Instagram Likes, Escorting and of course politics and Impeachment!

So Many Emotions!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 66:49


Jim & Terry are MAD! Jim is MAD & SAD! But to avoid further conflict, the guys shelve their stories for now. So it's off to talking about the launch of Apps TV+, Uber is in trouble, Twitter bans political ads, Reddit & Dating advice, plus the Kardahians. Finally, the guys talk about the Democratic Presidential contenders, the drop-out of Beto and Jim talks about maybe quitting Facebook forever.

Halloween is scary. Blue Light is scarier.

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2019 66:31


The guys bitch about their lives, then they talk about Facebook, getting old and dealing with people, two TOTALly different options on Trump and how Halloween got totally ruined. Plus how Blue Light might be destroying us all.

Everything and the Kitchen Sink, Plus Porn

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 53:54


Rain, porn, period day, new restaurant, family time with Terry, wedding news, Miami, the economy, Miley and more. Whew.

TTJ Blimp Company... Now with Sex Dolls!

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2019 66:14


The guys get caught up as usual, then they talk about Kanye West, the upcoming debates, and how old is too old to be president. Then it's talk about China and garbage, and finally sex dolls and... blimps?

Betty, Bozo & The Joker (Two out of Three Clowns)

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2019 70:08


Jim & Terry get caught up on Jim's death threats and Terry's concern for the nation of kids. The it's off to the races as the guys cover lesbians in new shows, Bat Woman, the de-feminization of Supergirl and the Joker movie. Plus a little bit more...

Sugar Baby or just a whore?

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2019 71:55


Terry and Jim catch everyone up on being jerks, then the guys talk movies, red meat, jay-walking deaths, escorts and TRUMP (of course).

Ranting and Raving

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2019 45:34


Jim & Terry get a bit off their chests, then they talk about new TV shows and dabble in politics. Ya know, the usual.

This Just In... Terry pisses Jim Off.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2019 64:27


Terry talks garbage and Jim talks politics. Plus some fun news and stats, but things get heated a couple times during the show. Message from Terry to Jim: "There is a lot of anger in the show. We may want to make a new show with less anger."

Hey Siri... I have a confession

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 11, 2019 71:50


Jim talks about his ex's, Terry has a major job boo-boo, and Facebook starts online dating. Gen-Z and the lack of hetero-sexual dating. Young people not getting laid is the problem. Dating sites suck. Lazy dirty people. Siri confessions? Halloween already? LGBTQ rights. Previewing the debates.

Catch Up Episode

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2019 69:36


Terry and Jim get back into the flow with a free-flowing episode after a two week break. The guy talk about women getting into porn, Jim's ghosting ladies, plus guns, pot and more!

The Hunt

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2019 72:04


Jim & Terry talk about the movie "The Hunt" and why it was pulled, plus Jeffry Epstein conspiracy theories, why kids don't ride buses, finding men attractive AND more Trump.

Guns and Two Angry Men

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 62:15


Terry doesn't want to talk about it, but Jim does, so Jim wins. They guys talk about guns, why white men feel marginalized and what Trump's gotta do with it. Plus, angry stories about being a jerk, how instagram plays into all this and more. Lots of yelling in this one folks!

My Mummy Baby

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2019 63:46


Terry and Jim forecast the debates, and helping old people, plus "The Boys" on Amazon, Trump Merch, the Mueller testimony, and is playing video games a sport? Plus much more.

Phase 4 & Porn

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2019 63:58


Terry has questionale taste in t-shirts, and Jim wonders if he will ever be able to online date or learn texting rules. Jim is concerned about the way the bachelorette treats men, then both the guys talk about Marvel's Phase 4. Then the show takes a hard right turn as the guys discuss porn in 2019, and the BBC show, Generation Porn.

Trump: Racist or Brilliant Strategist?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2019 62:36


Terry and Jim talk Trump. Plus... a Black Woman as 007, The 4 woman Squad, Disney tracking you, and more!

Slut Shaming, Black Mermaids & Angels, Oh My!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2019 60:39


Terry & Jim talk political correctness in 2019, with Disney casting a black little mermaid. The guys also talk about slut shaming, equal pay for women's soccer, that sad state of the box office, and a Charlie's Angels Reboot? Plus, sex robots and more!

Happy Trump-tastic 4th of July

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 63:59


Welcome back home listener! In this episode, Terry and Jim talk the Democratic Debates, who's on top, who won, and who just should not have been there. The guys also talk universal health care and who could beat Trump. Star Wars and Disney are talked about in this show, especially why no one seems to care in California's Disney Land. Also, our reality show President wants a military parade and other things, plus lot's of yelling to start the show!

That's one good looking pig

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 61:48


Terry & Jim give their life updates. Jim talks about working web design with Transgenders. The guys talk about trans rights for athletes, along with other minorities and their possible exploitation. They also talk about taxing the rich to pay off student loans and an update on the sex robot news.

Garbageman Tail(s)

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2019 61:36


Terry tells a slightly risqué garbageman story and Jim has a (surprising) update. Terry is sick of how men are portrayed in Romantic Comedies, and more women bashing ensues. The guys talk about the Bella Thorne nudes, Facebook Crypto Currency and Trump's selection campaign kicks off. Plus much, much more!

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