Variety Horror Show

Join our hosts this week as they discuss the 6th installment of the Scream franchise and probably the best Scream movie since the original....right? Let us know what you think! New episodes are now every other Monday. Mark your calendars and remember: don't worry, be scary! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Instagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

We're back Spooky Bitches! Our second season is starting off with 2022's surprise hit, Smile, and our hosts have a lot to say…as always. Also, no surprise to anyone, but our hosts have decided to not post video content, so just ignore that part

Hey Spooky Bitches, it's been a minute...again. As a "we're sorry" from us here at VHS, we're releasing a scrapped episode for your entertainment and enjoyment. Be on the lookout in the new year for a "New Year, New Me" moment. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Oops, we did it again! We're back from another unintentionally long hiatus with the sixth installment of the Cryptid saga. Sit back and relax as we discuss needing ham, monster c*cks, and avoid discussing a monster named Pressie. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts are back with another installment of Internet...Fantasy Stories? You'll see. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Lions and tigers and...Murder? Moder? Oh my! Our hosts dive head first into this week's movie discussion, The Ritual. Would you walk up a mountain if your friend died? Can't say that we would. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts are back with another installment of their Cryptids series...or just very normal wild cats? Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Hi Gay! Happy Pride Month from us at VHS. Our hosts celebrate their one year anniversary (which they both forgot about until after recording) by reading a gay horror story that was most likely written by a straight person. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts enter the multiverse this week and dip their toes in a new type of movie, Marvel's Dr. Strange 2. It's giving Evil Dead, it's giving Drag Me to Hell, it's giving The Craft, and it is giving us life. Let us know what you think, and if it's that Wanda was wrong, you're wrong. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts are traveling to Massa-chew-sits (looking at you Aimee) this week and they're discovering that apparently every states has a damn serpent cryptid. Join them as they talk about alien monkeys and angry little porcupines. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Ack Ack Spooky Bitches, our hosts and their special guest are zip zoop zooming away from their normal content and blasting right into the world of...comedy? Mars Attacks! is this week's movie and it was ack-tastic. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts discuss the second episode of The Haunting of Bly Manor...or do they? There are a lot of topics covered in this week's episode, and most of them are unrelated to the actual episode. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts jump right into the second installment of their internet horror stories series, and it's...short. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Honestly Spooky Bitches, our hosts don't have many words to say about this week's topic. This may be the worst re-quel ever created, and our hosts have no shame saying that. Let us know what you think! Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts travel to Maryland this week to explore all of the...interesting...vague...and one of the best cryptids ever! Tony will have no other opinions on the Snallygaster other than she is the GOAT. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts are trying to put the Variety in VHS this week, and they travel somewhere Tony thought he would never go...Reddit. Gather around the fire and get ready to be spooked, Spooky Bitches! Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

It is time Spooky Bitches. Our hosts finally can talk about the heavily anticipated movie of the year, Scream. Thoughts were...mixed, but all in all our hosts had a fun time and are excited for what's in store. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Are British kids just like that or are our hosts just kid haters? Probably both. Join our host for a new type of episode where they discuss episode one of the Netflix series, The Haunting of Bly Manor. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Happy New Year, Spooky Bitches! This week, our hosts return just as disorganized as ever and tackle the cryptids of Oregon. Is it just us or do people have a high confidence when it comes to quick measurements? Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our Horror Holidays continue this week with the 1974 classic, Black Christmas. Our hosts discuss tinsel, cat etiquette, telemarketers, and everything that makes this movie perfect for the holidays. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Welcome back to Horror Holidays Spooky Bitches! We hope you've been naughty...uh we mean, nice this year because Krampus is looking for his next victim in this 2015 holiday spook. Tag along as our hosts discuss family holiday trauma, CGI minions, and...cadavers? Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Happy Horror Holidays Spooky Bitches! Join our hosts this week for a deep dive into the Krampus lore. Where does he come, what is his purpose, and will he take Tony's phone number? Tune in to find out. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Nosferat-who? Our hosts descend on the 2005 movie that rocked Tony's world and left him wondering, why do people do stupid things? This is the last episode of Tony's birthday month so be sure to have a listen! Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

What's up Vagisil? This week our hosts are gushing over the 2009 classic horror-comedy, Jennifer's Body, and honestly, this movie gives our hosts a wettie. Strap in and hold on to your skinny jeans because things may get a little wild. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Do you like to trauma dump on people at the worst, inopportune times? Do you also think LL Cool J was a fever dream? Well, join our hosts this week as they discuss these things and more after watching the best installment of the Halloween franchise, Halloween H20, according to Tony. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

We're all going a little mad over at VHS this week because not only is it Tony's birthday month, but our hosts are loudly expressing about Scream! Do you think they'll be in the sequel? I guess you'll just have to wait and see. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Everyone's entitled to one good scare and our hosts are ready to talk about this iconic scary movie this week. Let's stalk some babysitters and breath heavily together (but only because it's spooky and not because we're out of shape). Happy Halloween! Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

We know it's not Friday the 13th, but according to this movie, that doesn't matter. This week our hosts...they watched an awful movie. Please listen to this so it wasn't a waste. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Three, four better lock your doors Spooky Bitches because this week our hosts are discussing A Nightmare on Elm Street, and things get a little...freaky. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week join our hosts as they unearth their PHDs and discuss why you're wrong if you didn't like the new cult classic, Malignant. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts start off Halloween with the second installment of the Fear Street series, 1978. Graphic sex scenes, sisterly bonds, and questionable choices about broken bones are all topics explored this week, so jump on in.  Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Blast off this week with our hosts and their extraterrestrial guest, Catalina! Put on your tin foil hats and grab every glass you have and fill it up with water because we are kicking some alien ass this episode. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Do you like shitting your pants and have piss running down your leg? Do you like doing all of that while also having a massive panic attack? Then join our hosts as they watch Evil Dead (2013) this week and discuss, in their opinion, one of the scariest movies of recent times. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Any monster fuckers out there like Aimee? Jk jk, but do you like cryptids? If so, you'll love this week's episode where Aimee and Tony craft their apology to Ohio and babble on about some of the world's bizarre monsters. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts tackle one of the most influential witch movies of the 90s (at least for Tony), The Craft. Love, power, beauty, and revenge drive these teen witches and send them over the edge. Do you enter our circle with perfect love and perfect trust? I guess we'll find out. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Join our hosts this week for episode two of 'Are you ok Ari?' This movie scared our host so much you could say that they...lost their heads. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts travel to Switzerland, or was it Sweden? Either way, they talk about cults, sobbing, and geriatric murder, so just another Sunday. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts discuss this year's teen slasher, Fear Street 1994, the first film in a trio of films. They dive head first into the world of inappropriately horny teenagers and absent parents. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Spooky bitches, we gotta talk about The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It because we have...some thoughts. Let us know what you thought about this movie and if you knew anything about the case it's based on beforehand. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts are joined this week by a fellow horror enthusiast, Katherine, whose favorite scary movie is, you guessed it, The Strangers. They explore the inner workings of home invasion and even talk about the real horror of this world, stupid decisions. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week, Aimee and Tony explore trauma, loss, and cults while discussing the 2015 horror film The Invitation. You'll have to excuse Aimee since she was hungover while recording. Don't do drugs kids. Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Join our hosts this week as they discuss the chilling works of Junji Ito, a horror manga author and illustrator. Do you think you can stomach his terrifying visuals? Do you have any spooky ghost stories? Send them to our email below! Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts float above the globe this week discussing the 2019 sequel to The Shining, Doctor Sleep. Meet them in their psychic stadium and don't forget to buckle up. Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week our hosts talk about the 1980 book turned movie classic, The Shining. They discuss alcoholism, domestic abuse, and why straight men are just like that. Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Ever wondered what happens to people that go missing in national parks? Missing 411s have intrigued our hosts for some time now, and this week they dive right into the logical and not so logical explanations of these missing persons cases. Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

This week Aimee and Tony explore the ooky spooky stories in Trick 'R Treat, a 2009 anthology that left our hosts gagged and gooped. Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2

Our hosts, Aimee and Tony, talk about their favorite scary movies as well as spooky connections to horror all together. Keep listening to hear two wildly uninformed people talk about things they know nothing about. Send your ghost stories to: varietyhorrorshow.pod@gmail.comInstagram: @vhs.podTwitter: @VHSPodcast2