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One of the most unique comedy podcasts this side of Casper, WY.

Violent Professional


    • Jan 29, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • every other week NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 7m AVG DURATION
    • 112 EPISODES

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    Episode 107: On the White Web

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2023 44:28


    No need to find love on the Dark Web when there's the white web!

    Episode 106: Cannibalism Chronicle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2023 75:31


    Cannibalism throughout the ages is way more common than you might think! There are a lot of recent cannibal events that have happened within the past few years that I bet you didn't even hear of! Tune in to hear about Cannibalism throughout history!

    MCA Chapter 4 - Pyramid Snumahs

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2022 42:58


    Jort takes the boys hostage and forces them to sell Cream for him in the streets of Turmoil Town. Horace finds a new hobby that he spends waaay too much Coon Coin on. Sid tries everything he can to get out of work. S-88 gets some new arms. And an old blast from the past shows up! Cast in order of appearance: Scrutinus Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. Horace, Turmoil Town Cream Junky, and Thomas were played by Peter Anspach. S-88 was played by Mark Manning. Sid and Randall the 3rd were played by Mike Wilhelm. www.megacosmicadventure.com

    MCA Chapter 3 - The Snumah between us!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2022 83:55


    CHAPTER 3 - Summary Holding up in Old Man Jeff's creepy cave, the boys ask for help to get to the town they've been searching for. Jeff assists them on their way by giving them a magical strength & stamina potion with a mysterious side effect. On their journey through the cave known as "The Cave of Mystery and Wonder," our motley crew of adventurers runs into a beast that dwells deep within the mountain passage. Will they make it out alive? Cast: Horace, Spacious Rectimus, and Turmoil Town Villager # 1 were played by Peter Anspach. S-88 and Turmoil Town Gate Guard were played by Mark Manning. Sid, Jeffrey Tithum, and Girk M'Gigachael were played by Mike Wilhelm. Scrutinous Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. www.megacosmicadventure.com

    MCA Chapter 2 - A Snumah in need, is a Snumah indeed!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2022 70:25


    After escaping the battle between Thomas & Gary, the boys continue on their journey toward the town. They are overcome by hunger and encounter a group of tiny creatures along the way, and they decide to hunt the beasts. After the feast, they converse about their pasts and how they move forward in this strange new environment. Cast in order of appearance: S-88 and Moan Swarm Insect #2 were played by Mark Manning. Horace the Bi-Pedal Man Horse and Moan Swarm Insect #1 were played by Peter Anspach. Sid and Jeffrey Tithum were played by Mike Wilhelm.

    Episode 105: Psychic Vampires

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2022 75:50


    Discussions ensue about our experiences with people who use the dark arts to subdue and confuse people through nefarious means!

    Episode 104: Birds Aren't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 71:05


    Bringing spy bird awareness to the masses each episode!

    PREVIEW: Mega-Cosmic Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2022 71:33


    We've been working on a project in secret. I figured we'd release episode 1 here for all of our loyal supporters! Enjoy!!! Mega-Cosmic Adventure is an improvised science fiction story following a human named Sid, a Bi-pedal man horse named Horace, a cyborg created during a botched lab experiment called S-88, and a weird Frog-Raccoon hybrid named Jort.

    Episode 103: It's Been a While

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2022 64:42


    We've been busy working on some totally radical, super dope, mind melting, Mega cosmic projects! Here's what we've been working on!

    Episode 102: Master Bob's Tiger Dojo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2022 79:04


    I'm not saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it, but I'm totally saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it. Time to enter the podcast dojo it's another episode!

    Episode 101: Banging a Dead Horse

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 88:59


    Just two dudes on vacation, having a good old dude celebration and discussing all things New World Order!

    Episode 100: Murderverse Serial Killer Manifesto

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 80:26


    We aim to be the Metaverse's first serial killers. Listen to us discuss how we are going to do it, why we will do it, and there is nothing the Evil Lord Zuckerbot-3000 can do about it!

    Episode 099: Thad Chundercock

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2022 109:13


    Thad Chundercock is here to snap necks and discuss WW3, politics, and devour all the bone marrow in order to starve the Dinner King to death!

    Episode 098: Metaverse Worm Farm

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 58:35


    Come on down to Jeffrey Bigthumb's carnivorous worm farm and VR theme park! The joys are non-stop when you enter the Metaverse and let Zark Muckerberg feast upon your tasty, tasty spinal fluid! The visuals may be fake, but the terror is oh so real!

    Episode 097: Ax Murder Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 48:04


    Between the evening of June 9, 1912, and the early morning of June 10, 1912, in the town of Villisca, Iowa, eight people were found brutally mutilated and bashed to death by an ax murderer. So sit back, relax, and let's dig up the past and talk about some forgotten American history!

    Episode 096: Jruck Me in my Trent

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2022 62:45


    Hide your kids, and hide your wives! There is a serial killer on the loose and he goes by the name Phil Posby. This dastardly evildoer has been spotted luring women into his rooftop tent, only to fold them into it when they aren't looking! Tune in to find out more about the latest menace lurking near Sasquatch Town!

    Episode 095: Space Monkey 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 84:19


    Apparently, Missouri has a problem with cannibals and no one wants to talk about it. Fear not though, I am more than willing to! Let's get spooky!

    Episode 094: Let's Go Brandon

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2021 77:28


    Life is weird, but what's weirder is life if you live in 2021. Let's talk about it!

    Episode 093: Treason Season

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2021 65:24


    The story of a lifetime lived during the Endless War that finally ended...

    Episode 092: Loyal to the Turmoil

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2021 51:51


    This is a take-over episode by your favorite local concerned citizen Hubert Cumberdale himself! Listen as Hubert talks about all the important current events of 1993 and how that idiot Thomas is trying to wreck everything!

    Episode 091: Unfortunate Turd of Events

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2021 63:15


    Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!

    Episode 090: Old Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 55:25


    Take a trip with me on the Animal Train to Rant City. It's therapy this week as I discuss all things annoying at this current stage of my life!

    Episode 089: Daemonologie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2021 68:09


    Daemonologie by King James I of England is one of the great pieces of literature described by many to be the Ultimate Witch Hunter's Handbook. Follow me on this dark journey into the twisted mind of the man responsible for every major witch hunt in history!

    Episode 088: The Silly Goose Hour

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2021 61:43


    This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...

    Episode 087: Bohemian Grove

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 5, 2021 100:09


    The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!

    Episode 086: Podcast Master Class

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2021 56:04


    When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!

    Episode 085: The Human Zoo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2021 58:11


    Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!

    Episode 084: Anti-Everything

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2021 56:44


    When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!

    Episode 083: Daddy Made You Some Content

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2021 73:43


    You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!

    Episode 082: Animal Royale 1

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2021 66:30


    16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!

    Episode 081: Two Flappy Flaps

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 55:57


    Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...

    Episode 080: Arkansas

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2021 58:24


    I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!

    Episode 079: Leaning Tower of Meatza

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2021 61:47


    This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!

    Episode 078: It smells like Grandpa's Cock in here!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 127:17


    What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.

    Episode 077 Raccoon Style

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 95:46


    Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!

    Episode 076: The Plot Thickens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 72:36


    Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment doesn't protect.

    Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2021 114:46


    Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water by Violent Professional

    Episode 074: Necksecution

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2021 79:09


    We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!

    Episode 073: My Dad the Alien

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 117:31


    Whatever happened to predictability? I got this alien dad who put me all on TV! Tune in to listen to this jaw-dropping episode to learn the truth about our origins that the government won't tell you!

    Episode 072: VFH1 - Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2020 78:00


    Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 071: Hungry like the Alien

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2020 59:00


    I watched every last Alien movie and found out they predicted 2020 to a T. Listen to what I learned about this crazy time! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 070: Bamboozles for the Foodzles

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2020 77:16


    International treats & domestic Tweets! On this episode, we cover everything from deadly cave exploration, to the greatest threat the nation faces, to the very personal threat of vomiting the random snacks we eat during the episode. Enjoy this rotten egg of a show! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 069: You Want Side-hair?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2020 59:51


    Two things you need to learn about me: 1) my hairstyle choice is based on the fact I abhor getting haircuts. 2) I wear hats only because of my hatred for barbers. Now that you know that listen to my tale about how I got to this point in my life. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 068: BMR5 - Tusk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2020 69:49


    We really enjoyed this film! Even though it was suggested as a BAD Movie to review, we found very little wrong with this film. Listen in and then go watch this 4 Death Cheetah ranked flick starring Justin Long! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 067: BMR4 - Rubber

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2020 58:46


    We're back with our Bad Movie Reviews for 2020! Kicking it off strong we watched the movie Rubber. Rubber is a movie where a car tire comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert. And this movie is exactly as it sounds... Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 066: Microwave Grilled Cheese

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2020 54:34


    On this episode, I teach you all how the future is paved in soggy microwaved treats. Come listen to this tasty episode that is so good it will make you puke from food poisoning. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 065: Dumb Chicken Sandwiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2020 52:15


    One dude, one podcast... That's what we are dealing with here. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 064: Win Stupid Prizes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 14, 2020 76:06


    Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 063: Swipe Left on Your Life

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 5, 2020 78:07


    Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off

    Episode 062: The Most Excellent Podcast Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 24, 2020 69:34


    Is every Keanu Reeves movie secretly a part of the Matrix? Special guest Peter and I do a deep dive into this theory. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off

    Episode 061: Wook in the Woods

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2020 76:09


    Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Kydex: www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off

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