One of the most unique comedy podcasts this side of Casper, WY.
No need to find love on the Dark Web when there's the white web!
Cannibalism throughout the ages is way more common than you might think! There are a lot of recent cannibal events that have happened within the past few years that I bet you didn't even hear of! Tune in to hear about Cannibalism throughout history!
Jort takes the boys hostage and forces them to sell Cream for him in the streets of Turmoil Town. Horace finds a new hobby that he spends waaay too much Coon Coin on. Sid tries everything he can to get out of work. S-88 gets some new arms. And an old blast from the past shows up! Cast in order of appearance: Scrutinus Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. Horace, Turmoil Town Cream Junky, and Thomas were played by Peter Anspach. S-88 was played by Mark Manning. Sid and Randall the 3rd were played by Mike Wilhelm. www.megacosmicadventure.com
CHAPTER 3 - Summary Holding up in Old Man Jeff's creepy cave, the boys ask for help to get to the town they've been searching for. Jeff assists them on their way by giving them a magical strength & stamina potion with a mysterious side effect. On their journey through the cave known as "The Cave of Mystery and Wonder," our motley crew of adventurers runs into a beast that dwells deep within the mountain passage. Will they make it out alive? Cast: Horace, Spacious Rectimus, and Turmoil Town Villager # 1 were played by Peter Anspach. S-88 and Turmoil Town Gate Guard were played by Mark Manning. Sid, Jeffrey Tithum, and Girk M'Gigachael were played by Mike Wilhelm. Scrutinous Jort was played by Brandon Holmes. www.megacosmicadventure.com
After escaping the battle between Thomas & Gary, the boys continue on their journey toward the town. They are overcome by hunger and encounter a group of tiny creatures along the way, and they decide to hunt the beasts. After the feast, they converse about their pasts and how they move forward in this strange new environment. Cast in order of appearance: S-88 and Moan Swarm Insect #2 were played by Mark Manning. Horace the Bi-Pedal Man Horse and Moan Swarm Insect #1 were played by Peter Anspach. Sid and Jeffrey Tithum were played by Mike Wilhelm.
Discussions ensue about our experiences with people who use the dark arts to subdue and confuse people through nefarious means!
Bringing spy bird awareness to the masses each episode!
We've been working on a project in secret. I figured we'd release episode 1 here for all of our loyal supporters! Enjoy!!! Mega-Cosmic Adventure is an improvised science fiction story following a human named Sid, a Bi-pedal man horse named Horace, a cyborg created during a botched lab experiment called S-88, and a weird Frog-Raccoon hybrid named Jort.
We've been busy working on some totally radical, super dope, mind melting, Mega cosmic projects! Here's what we've been working on!
I'm not saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it, but I'm totally saying most 40-year-old men started doing BJJ because a famous podcaster talks about it. Time to enter the podcast dojo it's another episode!
Just two dudes on vacation, having a good old dude celebration and discussing all things New World Order!
We aim to be the Metaverse's first serial killers. Listen to us discuss how we are going to do it, why we will do it, and there is nothing the Evil Lord Zuckerbot-3000 can do about it!
Thad Chundercock is here to snap necks and discuss WW3, politics, and devour all the bone marrow in order to starve the Dinner King to death!
Come on down to Jeffrey Bigthumb's carnivorous worm farm and VR theme park! The joys are non-stop when you enter the Metaverse and let Zark Muckerberg feast upon your tasty, tasty spinal fluid! The visuals may be fake, but the terror is oh so real!
Between the evening of June 9, 1912, and the early morning of June 10, 1912, in the town of Villisca, Iowa, eight people were found brutally mutilated and bashed to death by an ax murderer. So sit back, relax, and let's dig up the past and talk about some forgotten American history!
Hide your kids, and hide your wives! There is a serial killer on the loose and he goes by the name Phil Posby. This dastardly evildoer has been spotted luring women into his rooftop tent, only to fold them into it when they aren't looking! Tune in to find out more about the latest menace lurking near Sasquatch Town!
Apparently, Missouri has a problem with cannibals and no one wants to talk about it. Fear not though, I am more than willing to! Let's get spooky!
Life is weird, but what's weirder is life if you live in 2021. Let's talk about it!
The story of a lifetime lived during the Endless War that finally ended...
This is a take-over episode by your favorite local concerned citizen Hubert Cumberdale himself! Listen as Hubert talks about all the important current events of 1993 and how that idiot Thomas is trying to wreck everything!
Dogs that can surf, 1990s roller rinks, and media fear-mongering... Yeah this episode goes off the rails!
Take a trip with me on the Animal Train to Rant City. It's therapy this week as I discuss all things annoying at this current stage of my life!
Daemonologie by King James I of England is one of the great pieces of literature described by many to be the Ultimate Witch Hunter's Handbook. Follow me on this dark journey into the twisted mind of the man responsible for every major witch hunt in history!
This is the Silly Goose Hour where I say ridiculous things and expect that no one will ever consider that I was trying to be serious at any given time...
The evil God Moloch commands you to listen to this episode!
When I offered my Podcast Master Class for 3 easy payments of $9.95 they told me I was crazy!
Bring the whole family down to the Human Zoo! Part good times, part insanity, mixed with a little bit of madness! We hope you enjoy your stay because once you're here... you'll never escape!
When there is absolutely nothing left to cancel, you need to cancel absolutely EVERYTHING!!!
You heard it heard first! UFOs are the next false flag designed to initiate a global war against the tyrannical Chinee government! And if we are going to die from anything, it might as well be a fake alien invasion!!!
16 deadly animals face off to discover who reigns supreme!
Have you ever felt an old person's neck flaps in a dark closet? Yeah me neither! I was just asking for a friend...
I took a trip across America to find the promised land. Listen to the tale of my harrowing journey across this great country!
This episode is a 100% Grade-A choice cut of beef! Consume this episode and gain the power of the barnyard! You'll be glad you did!
What's that smell you may ask? It's just 3 cheetahs inter-twined looking back at you.
Raccoon style isn't just a metaphor, sexual position, or way of life... It's now a podcast episode!
Blessed be our beloved Mole People! While the Seven may have ended up as simple breeding bodies on the red planet, their tale lives on! Because the Seven are stronger than you know! On this episode, I talk about my trip to Arkansas, the next chapter of the OLP saga, and what the 1st Amendment doesn't protect.
Episode 075: Throw the Alien Baby out with the Space Water by Violent Professional
We are living in a time of prohibition on multiple levels, where even free speech has become a metaphorical speakeasy. Time to accept your Necksecution by a hangman's noose made with 100% death cheetah brain ropes!
Whatever happened to predictability? I got this alien dad who put me all on TV! Tune in to listen to this jaw-dropping episode to learn the truth about our origins that the government won't tell you!
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I watched every last Alien movie and found out they predicted 2020 to a T. Listen to what I learned about this crazy time! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
International treats & domestic Tweets! On this episode, we cover everything from deadly cave exploration, to the greatest threat the nation faces, to the very personal threat of vomiting the random snacks we eat during the episode. Enjoy this rotten egg of a show! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
Two things you need to learn about me: 1) my hairstyle choice is based on the fact I abhor getting haircuts. 2) I wear hats only because of my hatred for barbers. Now that you know that listen to my tale about how I got to this point in my life. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
We really enjoyed this film! Even though it was suggested as a BAD Movie to review, we found very little wrong with this film. Listen in and then go watch this 4 Death Cheetah ranked flick starring Justin Long! Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
We're back with our Bad Movie Reviews for 2020! Kicking it off strong we watched the movie Rubber. Rubber is a movie where a car tire comes to life with the power to make people explode and goes on a murderous rampage through the Californian desert. And this movie is exactly as it sounds... Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
On this episode, I teach you all how the future is paved in soggy microwaved treats. Come listen to this tasty episode that is so good it will make you puke from food poisoning. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
One dude, one podcast... That's what we are dealing with here. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.pingpongtactical.com use code: viopro for 15% off
Is every Keanu Reeves movie secretly a part of the Matrix? Special guest Peter and I do a deep dive into this theory. Please hit like, subscribe to this channel, and turn on notifications to be the first to hear all of our new tracks when we upload! Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Kydex: www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off
Follow us on Instagram: www.instagram.com/violentprofessional Follow us on Twitter: www.twitter.com/violentprocast Support this podcast at www.patreon.com/violentprofessional Support our sponsors CBD: www.uncanna.com use code: viopro for 25% off Kydex: www.korekonceptsus.com use code: viopro for 10% off Graphic Tees: www.aresclothing.com use code: viopro for 15% off Energy: www.strikeforceenergy.com use code: evilvibes for 20% off