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Witness if You Will… is an anthology of short plays performed by improvisers. Only the improvisers aren’t improvising; they are reading from scripts. Listen as they bring to life weird, twisted and funny tales written by your host, Andy Feldman, a Bay Area writer and improviser. New episodes materialize every Monday. Make sure to subscribe to witness the madness.

Witness if You Will...


    • Nov 11, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 48m AVG DURATION
    • 28 EPISODES


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    The Girl on the Phone

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 62:56


    A couple's anniversary dinner is continuously interrupted by a telemarketing call that may not be what it seems. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman StarringSarah Bucher as Scam Likely Reva Grimball as Rita Kari McCullough as Naomi Adrian Ruvalcaba as Alessandro and Vinnie DiBruzzi Catch Sarah perform with Sports Colleagues and in Your Fucked Up Relationship! See Adrian do make-'em-ups with Adult Improv! Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music by Irontom Art by Ray Sumser Sound Effects provided by zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Lena Brooks, Alexis Gay, Tirumari Jothi, Hannah Rudstein, and Alice Wu

    The Open Road

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 55:50


    Four friends on their way to a music festival become trapped in a never-ending loop of highway with seemingly no way out. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman StarringAlex Berg as Nicole JP Polin as Shay Lucas Simon as Sam Johnny Taylor as Jude Catch Lucas and Johnny perform in The Confessional on Fridays at Endgames Improv! Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Cody Frost Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Carmen Cincotti, Ian de Vlaming, Brett Glasner, and Wiley Kornbluh

    The Moonroof

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 56:12


    A bachelorette party finds their evening's festivities halted after realizing it is a full moon and one of the bridesmaids happens to be a werewolf. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Caile Collins as Mavis Mary Johnson as Jess Amandari Karaca as Veena Siang Kong as Daphne Alison Reynolds as Rachel Justine Sizemore as Odette Catch Caile in Your Fucked Up Relationship on Fridays at Endgames Improv! See Amandari perform with Adult Improv! Watch Justine do make-'em-ups as part of Drunk Theatre and Forever Improv! Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by April Garro Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Amy Clark, Jevin Cokash, Kendall Detweiller, Tim Duryea, Cody Frost, Brett Jennings, Sunaina Karanwal, and Jonathan MacDonald

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    The Second Singularity

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 12, 2024 59:21


    In a world where robots have become the dominant species on Earth, a family of machines grapples with the consequences of rescuing a stray human being. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Alem Bulcha as Cy Julia Cinnamon as IMA Alex Jackson as Rob Grace Orriss as Ann Shailen Parmar as Hugh Catch Alem and Grace perform in Your Fucked Up Relationship! Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Hanna Bliss Transition Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Brianna Cala, Taylor Couchois and Jack McCarron

    The Evil Twin

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2024 51:40


    Two detectives try to sort the truth from the lies as they interrogate a murder suspect who places the blame on his identical twin brother. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Dylan Garcia as Adrian & Augusten Velko Alana Kern as Lt. Fazio Annie MacMullan as Det. Liza Crane Jeff Walsh as Det. Jack Rodman Catch Alana perform with Adult Improv monthly in Jokeland and in Your Fucked Up Relationship! Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Joshua Love Catch Joshua in Dr. Mind Bender, The Confessional and Your Fucked Up Relationship! Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Dan Burt, Brisa de Freitas, Luisa Isbell, Max Lelu, and Molly Wiebe

    The Map Makers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2024 44:05


    The differing opinions regarding the pirate lifestyle come to light as three privateers explore a deserted island in order to bury their treasure. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Jonathan MacDonald as Blisters Jason Mann as Neff Erik Voss as Monroe Produced by Dylan Garcia Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Toby Childs Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com

    The Bonus Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 71:19


    To tide over the masses, here's a bonus episode containing a creepy, Halloween-appropriate short story; some questions and some answers; and an honest-to-gosh teaser for the first episode of Season 4. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Featuring the vocals of Jonathan MacDonald, Jason Mann and Erik Voss Read “Funhouse” and other short stories by Andy on Defiant Scribe Theme Music by Irontom Background Music and Sound Effects provided by zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Klara Barbarossa, Behnam Hedayatnia, Elissa Mardiney, and Emerson Pfeiffer

    The Sitting Duck

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2023 46:07


    A young woman's attempts to break up with the man she's been dating are continuously thwarted after he finds a stray mallard in the street. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Conor Allen as Paul Lexi Diamond as Diana Kevin Inglin as The Man Brett Jennings as Lindsay Christof Whiteman as Elias Catch Conor & Kevin in The Confessional every other Friday at 8PM! Also check out Kevin with the All Out Comedy main cast, as well as the Beauty and the Beast Experience! Watch Lexi in Your Fucked Up Relationship every Friday at 9PM! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Joshua Love Music from zapsplat.com Sound effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Kalia Armbruster.

    The Imagination Plague

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2022 68:00


    In a world absent of creativity, a nameless man is charged with protecting the one child in the world blessed– or cursed– with a burgeoning, and infectious, imagination. Starring Jevin Cokash as Officer One-One-Sixteen Zoe McCook as Officer Two-Ninety Olivia Puerta as Girl Dominique Salerno as Mother Daniel Shanker as Boy Sid Singh as Neighbor Listen to Jevin on Fight Court and Loom Lengendarium Check out Olivia with La Spazzatura Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Graham Ross Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Jenny Johnston, Anson McCook, and Calvin McCook

    The Family Falls Apart

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2022 44:54


    The simmering tensions within a family come to a head at Christmas dinner when something unexplained and disgusting takes place. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Leila Carrillo as Claudia Lilly Conboy as Violet David Garcia as Pedro Will Luera as Angel Angela Perez as Annie Gabe Sanchez as Nando Catch Lilly in Drunk Theater SF Listen to Gabe on What Was That? Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Cody Frost Catch Cody hosting The ETC Jam or take a class with him at All Out Comedy. Music from FreeMusicArchive.org, Pixabay.com, zapsplat.com and Stu Feldman Sound effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Nicky Rodriguez, Molly Sanchez, The Saslow-McClarin Family, and Julia Wise

    The Noble Steed

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 12, 2022 74:26


    A country is thrust into peril after the queen's horse, rather than gallantly storming into battle against a warring force, rides off in a fit of cowardice, taking the queen with her. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Kalia Armbruster as Spark Kendall Detweiler as Sister Whistle Josh Mahoney as Prince Jadaida Scott Meyer as Lord Devock Jo Olivera as High Priestess Mildrine Julia Szatar as Queen Fayora Michael Williams as Grendeel Check out Julia in The Confessional every other Friday at 8PM! Catch Kalia with Luxury Cruise Singles Mixer and with Kendall and Scott in Your Fucked Up Relationship every Friday at 9PM! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Amy Slade Go see Amy in the Saturday edition of Your Fucked Up Relationship! Music from zapsplat.com Sound effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Lena Brooks, Maddie DiBiasi, Keara McCarthy, and Tim Olshansky

    The Driving Test: Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2022 45:11


    After finding herself in a hellish future, Hannah discovers the only way to prevent this future from happening is even more hellish: she needs to complete her driver's test. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Kaitlyn Cornell as Hannah Max McCal as Bungie and Christopher Kia Salehi as Alice Sam Turnbull as Jesse Check out Kia in The Confessional every other Friday at 8PM! Catch Kaitlyn & Max in Your Fucked Up Relationship every Friday at 9PM! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Tirumari Jothi Sound effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Reva Grimball and Sean Marney

    The Driving Test

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2022 47:09


    A teenage girl nervous about taking her driver's exam receives help from her little sister, who just so happens to have invented time travel. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Kaitlyn Cornell as Hannah Max McCal as Christopher Kia Salehi as Alice Sam Turnbull as Jesse Check out Kia in The Confessional every other Friday at 8PM Catch Kaitlyn & Max in Your Fucked Up Relationship every Friday at 9PM! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Tirumari Jothi Sound effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Reva Grimball and Sean Marney

    Season 3 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2022 1:34


    FINALLY! Season 3 is coming. Here's a taste of what's to come starting November 28, 2022. What better way to celebrate the holidays?! Featuring Conor Allen, Kalia Armbruster, Kaitlyn Cornell, Scott Meyer, Angela Perez, Kia Salehi, Gabe Sanchez, Daniel Shanker, Sid Singh, Julia Szatar, and Christof Whiteman. Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Sound effects provided by Soundsnap.com

    The One That Got Away

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2021 76:11


    A lovelorn loser plans to put a halt to the wedding of the woman he adores, but he soon finds out he isn't the only person at the ceremony trying to write their happily ever after. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Michelle Dean as Claire and Margaret Kollin Holtz as Dean Hector Huang as Patrick and Steven Sarah Katz-Hyman as Tegan and Ginnifer Brian Lucett as Father Howard Avi Rajput as Oli and The Bartender Molly Sanchez as Valentina and Jaime Frances Sink as Susan Watch Sarah in Comedians on Bicycles Getting Bob's! Check out Molly's podcast, The Hold Up! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Clint Gibler, Mitch Green, Jarvis Johnson, Kayla Karban, Steve Kaye, Emily Markoe, Mac McCal, Skyler Schain, Jack Stephen, and Anastasia Vigo

    The Secret in the Swamp

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2021 44:37


    Four mystery-solving kids journey deep into the local forest on the hunt for clues, only to have their world rocked by what they find there instead. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Jarvis Johnson as Bookworm Kayla Karban as Kathy Calhoun Steve Kaye as Kenny Calhoun Emily Markoe as Meadow Fields Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Tirumari Jothi Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Peter Chapman, Sean Marney, and Anton Shuster

    The Perfect Crime

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2021 50:08


    The planning of a heist is put on hold when the mastermind in charge discovers something very precious has been taken from him.Written and Directed by Andy FeldmanStarringAndrew J. Barlow as Houston (Insta - Twitter)Daniel Burt as Nash (Twitter)Matt Dunn as Shepard SmileyAndrew Portner as Philly (Insta)Gabe Sanchez as Popejoy (Insta - Twitter - Tik Tok)Check out Matt's sketch group, Naptime!Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom (Website)Art by Amy Clark (Insta)Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.comSpecial Thanks to Conor Allen, Kalia Armbruster, Frankie Griffin, and Sam Turnbull

    The Intrepid Reporter

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2021 45:06


    A standard interview becomes so much more as a journalist is granted an exclusive with the local superhero at his secret base. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman StarringAlexis Gay as Liana Bruin Ittai Geiger as Hero-Man Listen to Alexis' podcast, Non-Technical! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Graham Ross Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Corinne Allarde, Stacy Beckley, Sabrina Cecchini, Lexi Diamond, Reva Grimball, Julie Katz, Chelsea Larson, Keara McCarthy, and Kaeli Quick

    The Corduroy Bunny

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2021 70:06


    A family has a hard time adjusting to their new home once they discover a grimy rabbit doll hidden in the wall and are seemingly unable to get rid of it. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Colleen Breen as Linda Dan Goslee as Max Jim Koman as Nelson Joshua Love as Pfeiffer Colton Redwine as Anthony Whitney Tu as June Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Graham Ross Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to David Chalk, Cat Hollander, Kollin Holtz, Will Letzler, Bill Lloyd, Josh Mahoney, Leslie Payne, and Molly Wiebe

    The Butler Did It

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2021 57:02


    A rookie detective tries to manage his unorthodox partner as they interrogate the suspects of a high profile murder. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Conor Allen as Luther Row Leila Carillo as Madame Ophelia Laurent Sahil Desai as Det. Nikhil Trivedi Lexi Diamond as Det. Monica Dart Will Luera as Victor Vasquez Anton Shuster as Vlad Shuvalova Sal Testa as M.E. Cal Winslow Oleg Trofimov as Jeeves Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Nicky Rodriguez Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Hannah Cassius, David Garcia, Kolby Hatch, Chloe Kiester, Marina Misculin, Jeff Walsh, and Molly Wiebe

    Season 2 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2021 2:11


    It's coming! You have to wait a month, but it's coming! Season 2 of Witness if You Will… premieres Monday, October 18, 2021. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Featuring Conor Allen, Andrew Barlow, Colleen Breen, Michelle Dean, Lexi Diamond, Matt Dunn, Alexis Gay, Ittai Geiger, Kollin Holtz, Jarvis Johnson, Kayla Karban, Sarah Katz-Hyman, Andrew Portner, Avi Rajput, and Oleg Trofimov. Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Sound Effects provided by Soundsnap.com

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    The Party Crashers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2021 42:02


    Two burglars get more than they bargained for after breaking into a house when they discover a small child in the basement expecting to celebrate his birthday. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Craig Gaspian as Goose Wiley Kornbluh as Jade Dana Merwin as Brody Check out Wiley and Dana monthly on Daytime Talk at Night Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Mitch Green Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Sabrina Cecchini, Chloe Kiester, Sean Marney, Max McCal, and Anton Shuster

    The Eurydice Rescue

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 53:54


    A deep space mission to retrieve a stranded crew experiences some unfortunate setbacks when not only is just one of the crew found alive, but also when a member of the rescue team alleges the lone survivor is not who they say they are. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Kalia Armbruster as Qwyn Richard Barney as Eric Crichton Brianna Cala as Christine Devereaux Nate Deakers as Bob Bradbury Joshua Love as Captain Stephen Kane Marina Misculin as The Cloaked Woman Molly Wiebe as Dr. Helen “Doc” Shanahan Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Sabrina Cecchini Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Maggie Beasley, David Chalk, Lilly Conboy, Cat Hollander, Kollin Holtz, Jarvis Johnson, Sean Marney, Max McCal, Nick Nelson, and Robert Rhee

    The King of Sheep

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2021 60:02


    Survivors of a zombie apocalypse rally together to save their bitten friend by traveling far to visit a mysterious healer known as The King of Sheep. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Corinne Allarde as Nadine Chris Blair as Summer Lena Brooks as Winter Cat Hollander as Hermia Max McCal as The King of Sheep Keara McCarthy as Marth Scott Meyer as Tayloe Sal Testa as Miah Nish Tewari as Chetan Check out The Recchia perform live every Friday on Twitch or Youtube! Check out Cat and Max on Treasure Hunting Helen! Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Casey Marquez Transition Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Kalia Armbruster, Stacy Beckley, Julie Katz, Brandon Knapp, Kari McCullough, Jason Shotz, Colleen Trentham, and Natasha Vinik

    The Blue Diamond

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2021 53:55


    An expedition in search of the fabled Blue Diamond becomes a race for glory when a rival explorer threatens to steal the precious gem for himself. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Andrea Barello as Don Bellucci Caitlin Harrington as Wendy Swift Michael Manziello as Dr. Hans Cristobal Timothy Nova as Lee Kreen Bruce Yelaska as Prof. James Quigley Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Casey Marquez Transition Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Stacey Beckley, Amit Dubey, Krish Eswaran, Craig Gaspian, Sam MacDowell, Max McCal, Kari McCullough, Scott Meyer, Nick Nelson, Kyoko Sato, Anton Shuster, Sal Testa, and Natasha Vinik

    The Wrong Button

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2021 42:57


    Secrets and lies come to the surface after a government analyst accidentally kills an agent in the field and he and his colleagues attempt to cover up the mistake. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring David Adams as Watts Maggie Beasley as Bancroft Lilly Conboy as Turtletaub Luke Kahovec as Childs Steve Kaye as Bowersox Anastasia Vigo as Marsden Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Graham Ross Transition Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Sabrina Cecchini, Reva Grimball, Caitlin Harrington, Phil Hopkins, Barret Lybbert, Max McCal, Nico Ross, Maddie Summa, Sal Testa, and Natasha Vinik

    The Homecoming Queen

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2021 40:51


    Three teenage girls take refuge inside a bathroom as an alien invasion disrupts their high school's Homecoming dance, only to find they have to deal with an even bigger threat: each other. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman Starring Chloe Kiester as Zelda, Tess Menzies as Maureen, and Natasha Vinik as Gwen Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom Art by Sean Marney Background Music from zapsplat.com Sound Effects from zapsplat.com and soundsnap.com Special Thanks to Michael Astrauskas, Jake Lindsay-Ceniceros, Max McCal, Anton Shuster, Sal Testa, and Alice Wu

    Season 1 Trailer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2021 1:59


    What does any good podcast need before it premieres? A good trailer. Get ready for six episodes featuring dark, twisted and funny stories starting January 25, 2021. Written and Directed by Andy Feldman. Featuring: Andrea Barello, Lena Brooks, Brianna Cala, Craig Gaspian, Caitlin Harrington, Luke Kahovec, Steve Kaye, Chloe Kiester, Michael Manziello, Dana Merwin, Sal Testa, Natasha Vinik, and Molly Wiebe. Theme Music: “Be Bold Like Elijah” by Irontom

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