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The Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project is back with special guest and all around king Aaron Klopfer! This episode, we are down to just Brandon and Zach co-hosting due to Nathan being at the Music Box for a 24 hour repeat screening of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. We're talking episodes 31, 32 and 33 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers and boy howdy, do we love what we see.
Happy Spooky Month Zookeepers. Did you know that there's a Friday the 13th this October? That's scary as shit. Anyway, the Hollywood Kaiju Badbois are back, and with a lovely visit from special guests Aaron Klopfer and Drew Brown, they're excited to chat about The Venture Bros.: Radiant Is the Blood of the Baboon Heart, adult swim in general, and really just vibe.
Woke M&M's are back, but good news, so is Aaron Klopfer! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes That's right: woke M&M's are back, gas stove discourse is lighting up the internet, and Hobo Johnson exists. Talk about a hell world! We also talk about turning 30, working and not working, depression, dating, and whatever the fuck else millennials these days talk about. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Like what we do? Buy us a Ko-fi! Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
Don't steal this episode and crop it- Aaron Klopfer is back along with a once-in-a-lifetime appearance by Elon Musk! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We squash the beef with Elon this week (or try to) in our biggest Beef Before Potatoes EVER. Elon Musk got into it with the fine folks over at Hard Drive this week, and wouldn't you know it, our very own Officer Kevin got called out by Elon as a coward! Say it ain't so! But don't lose your appetite just yet, because we're talking fast food and lots of it. Burger King has a 'Pride Whopper' with 'two equal buns', and Pizza Hut has fallen. Seth Green lost his ape and lost his dumb idea for a TV show as well. Should have stuck to using Midjourney, way cheaper and way cooler. Special thank you to LowRes Wunderbred Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Like what we do? Buy us a Ko-fi! Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
Nature has healed- Thought Cops live shows are back! Our dear friend Aaron Klopfer joins us on-stage at the Lincoln Lodge to discuss some of the most pressing matters on the internet. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Batman doesn't eat pussy, Jeffrey Toobin returns to television after a rather vulnerable moment on a zoom call, someone proposes to their sweetie via skywriting and has to include a Joe Rogan meme, and “Men's Guide To Shorts This Summer”? We'll be the judge of that. Join us on this hero's journey full of cameo appearances, surprises, laughs, and lots more. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
This week: Comedian from Chicago, IL: AARON KLOPFER! IG: @kloppagram TW: @aaron_klopfer Check out Aaron's YouTube page: www.youtube.com/klopptube The Podchaost is hosted, produced and edited by Chad Johnson Links to all other Podchaost content: https://thepodchaost.libsyn.com/ Facebook, Instagram and Twitter: @thepodchaost Send us emails, we read all of them. ThePodchaost@gmail.com Hosts: Chad Johnson IG: @chadjohnstagram TW: @ATchadjohnson Emma Jonas IG: @emmpacej TW: @thelastuterus Zach Chappell IG: @zachfromtheinternet TW: @ZachChappellUSA
EMERGENCY PODZOOKY ALERT: A new Godzilla movie and a new Kong movie came out and it's the same movie?! You know we gotta get into it as soon as possible. The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke had on special guest Jon Lyons to talk about the new kaiju throw down. Talking points include wet ape to air ape, which kaiju is circumcised and meatball sandwiches. Also stick around for a drop in from fan favorite Aaron Klopfer at the end!
Klopfer Hardly Know'er, Aaron Klopfer joins us once again for another episode of Thought Cops. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes On this week's torture, I mean episode, we talk about a twitter thread about how the Avengers would respond to the Capitol Hill riot, learn the new sexist microagression men keep doing called mask-slipping, and finally reach a breaking point with the internet's new love-hate relationship with sea shanties. We're planning a big episode for the upcoming 200th Thought Cops, so stay tuned! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
This week, I talk to my friend, Aaron Klopfer, about the album Discovery by Daft Punk. We talk about beekeeping, missed connections, and body positivity. **CW: we talk briefly about suicidal ideation.**Link to Donate:https://supportwomenshealth.salsalabs.org/mkefreedomfund/index.htmlLink to YouTube Playlist:https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1AdvkkmI92mj0K30Pp0dvO?si=hqe1yvNpQOmXx0BOubczdwThis is a Knaveryink podcast.
There may be no Aaron Klop-him, but there is an Aaron Klopfer, and he's with us this week for another episode of Thought Cops! AUDIO. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Lockdown is driving everyone insane, insane enough to finally attempt sucking our own dicks. Aaron finally succeeded (suck-seed-ed). We talk about lockdown, the difficulties of wanting to do anything during lockdown, oh yeah and also do the show. Two big stories this week were the Jersey E-Girl's rise to fame and then within a couple hours rise to infamy. We also witness the world's first deergasm and wish that we hadn't. Please make it stop. Make sure you check out our newest project, Reeducationing! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjon-oNKkMA Want to cover our theme song? We'll play it on the show. Just email it over to thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
Oh, fuggetabout it! Gabaggol! Gun in your face! I cheat on my wife! The Mafia (which in America usually refers to a specific kind of Italian organized crime outfit - La Cosa Nostra, if you will) has long been a source of fascination! And they've even made some movies about which is why on today's episode of Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies and also at all, tha boyz are joined by noted jewish comedian Aaron Klopfer to talk all about mafia movies! Plus, a round of biggest parts and also RECOMMENDATIONS!
Mr. My Wife himself, Aaron Klopfer, is back with the Hollywood Kaiju Bad boys Martin, Luke and Brandon to talk about the 1963 film Matango and do a very bad job at staying on track due to some general gassiness. This is a fast and loose episode but boy howdy, is it funny.
Recorded LIVE at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago, IL on December 30th! On this week's episode of Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, the boys are joined by dear friend Aaron Klopfer to talk all about 1962's incoherent Kaiju epic Godzilla vs. King Kong! Plus, a round of the Rotten Tomatoes game and also RECOMMENDATIONS!
Is there a podcast-HER? Mentally unsound comedian Aaron Klopfer makes his triumphant return to Thought Cops! Make sure you check out his YouTube page KloppTube for all sorts of content you would expect from a man who uses facebook status updates in place of weekly therapy sessions. iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Kevin made his Mega64 debut this week on the Poorly Played Stream. Simply put? Ya don't wanna miss a second of it. It's a blast! We discuss the very real concern of Keanu Reeves burnout. He's in everything these days and folks, we're burning through him faster than fossil fuels. We also discuss how NOT to promote your art on social media, and the dangers or lack-thereof of wearing shorts every day in Chicago winters. Disney Plus launched this week and had a few debacles or, as we're going to call them, "Maclunkeys". PayPal blocks pornhub for some reason, and gender reveals turn nasty (deadly). Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com
Sara visits the haunted and beautiful Red Lion Pub in Chicago, Illinois with local comic Aaron Klopfer.
Oh wow, we actually watched a good, classic movie on this week's Podzooky! We had on special guest Danny Felts, all the way from New York, to talk about how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and stroll down memory lane of the night he watched the Ladies Man and the Warriors back to back. Also we give a call to Aaron Klopfer that, of course, derails us into talking about hentai and t-shirt ideas.
Leguizamo March Madness continues on Podzooky with the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke having on Chicago Comedian Tristan A. Smith to talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993. Talking points include 911, 911 again and Jim Davis's net worth. Finally, yet another phone call with Aaron Klopfer for him to confess his anime crimes.
Wikipedia describes documentary as "a non-fictional motion picture intended to document some aspect of reality, primarily for the purposes of instruction, education, or maintaining a historical record." It describes this podcast as "a couple swinging dicks jizzing into your fucking mind" cause we just edited it to say that. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the only podcast where comedians talk about movies, da boys (tm) are joined by third-time guest Aaron Klopfer to talk all about documentaries! Nanook of the North, Michael Moore, MaysLes brothers, you tube conspiracy clips, concert films, getting super-sized, and so much more! Plus a round of the IMCB game and RECOMMENDATIONS! This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com. Used code-word ADULTFILMS to save 10%.
Zookeepers, there's no easy way to put this: We watched the Pest. The good news is that the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke had on Julie Merica (Chicago comedian/improviser/hi-fiver) to get through a movie that can only be described as "obnoxiously Tone-Deaf" while being a fun train wreck to behold. Also we call Aaron Klopfer again to ask him about cloacae.
Lock up and get into formation, Zookeepers. This week the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Luke and Brandon are joined by Kevin Podas, comedian and co-host of the fantastic podcast Thought Cops, to watch the truly horrid and slow turd of a movie that was Varan the Unbelievable. We start off the podcast discussing anything but the movie to eventually end up talking about the Nutty Professor 3, Pre vs Post 9/11 movies and finally calling Aaron Klopfer on the phone to ask him some very personal questions. Also make sure to check out https://thoughtcopspodcast.com/ if you haven't already
Grab your aux cord and plug it into your Zune because we're going on the road with television's #1 show! The Chicago Heroes headed west this week for the Hero Bowl, and as the official recap podcast of the show, we brought on YouTuber Carl Roadster (Aaron Klopfer) to relive the journey!
*rap airhorn* It's our biggest episode yet because the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Luke, Brandon and Martin have on three smokin' hot hotties. That's right, we got Mitch Kamaiopili, Liz Getty and Aaron Klopfer all back on in one mighty episode. We watched Superhuman Samurai Syber-Squad and talked about the science behind 2 girls 1 cup, 5 mile Hitlers and had some of the most dang ol' fun we've ever had around these parts.
GET FUCKING HYPED, SON! 2019 is right around the horizon, as the saying doesn't go, and it's shaping up to be the biggest year in Hollywood history! We've got blockbuster franchise after blockbuster franchise ready to tear the movie-going public's wallet asses right open! Today, on the last Adult Films of 2018, Collin and Ron sit down with comedian Aaron Klopfer to talk about what we're all looking forward to in 2019! This episode is brought to you by www.peggingtoys.com - use keyword ADULTFILMS to save 10% on any purchase! Catch Adult Films LIVE at the Gallery Cabaret in Chicago on Monday for a live screening of Manos: The Hands of Fate!
Climb aboard, it's another episode of Thought Cops! This week we are joined by Chicago comedians Aaron Klopfer and Brianna Murphy, and we try very hard to stay on task. Results may vary, but you won't complain now, will you? Support the show on Patreon This week, we tackle celebrity deaths. The ones that matter, at least. We (Grant) get mad at our phones for not doing what we tell them to do. Darn those things. A CALL TO ARMS: The war on porn has begun. Tumblr has started censoring all adult content (which naturally, the algorithm attempts to wildly guess at) and Starbucks bans porn sites from their wifi. No room for cream with that order. PETA goes whole-hog (bagel) on speech policing, and offers some animal-friendly language instead. We go over some key phrases you should use instead of saying "I'm bringing home the bacon" like you're in some 90s sitcom. Being vegetarian must be hard, when science says you should only eat six fries in one sitting. As always, we play your listener voicemails as well! Leave your own at 312-788-7361, and you're gonna like the way you sound. We guarantee it. Thank you to the wonderful dude2o for editing this episode, and all following episodes. These episodes should speak for themselves if you are looking for any audio editing work: hit him up. #AllNecksMatter
Have a chat with comics Tristan A. Smith and Aaron Klopfer. Follow them at @tasmithforever and @aaronKlopfer
Welcome to Episode 60 of Thought Cops! Tonight, the Cops welcome local Chicago comedian Aaron Klopfer. This week, we're punishing people using the new brackets meme, identity thieves, unsolicited pleas from Soundcloud artists, and kids I went to school with in Kindergarten that make up rhymes to make you take less time at the drinking fountain. Also, we cover the possible revival of Last Man Standing, if Seinfeld or Friends were rebooted who the Trump voter would be, Jim Carrey's artistic depictions of the President, and the public's need for a Disney princess who's had an abortion. We also got a cool fan art from @mattcirc on Twitter. Check it out! He put more effort into this picture than we put into our logo. Thanks Matt! Don't forget to drop us a review on iTunes. Starting next episode, we're going to start closing out episodes with the five star reviews on our iTunes page. We'll read anything you write. No n-words please. Also subscribe to our Patreon. Officer Kevin's going to be going out to L.A. in a week, and we're going to record bonus episode number 2 around the week of the 20th. So get on it! Namaste.
Nice, nice, nice nice! That's how many nice boys we have on this episode of Podzooky (Martin, Luke, Brandon and special guest Aaron Klopfer) to talk about the very bad Godzilla film All Monsters Attack. We also have the world premiere of our official Podzooky hentai jingle! Nice!
Aaron Klopfer returns for another great conversation about stand-up and the darker side of comedy. We also discuss alcohol, Justin Bieber and the rise of the 90's.
Aaron & Lewis are Portland based comedians that decided to visit Chicago and eat all of our cheesey foods. In this episode, we discuss the similarities and differences between the two comedy scenes, but we also talk about important things like facial hair and The Simpsons.
This episode features my conversation with Portland comedian Aaron Klopfer, we talked about his move from Chicago to Portland and the process of starting out as a stand up comedian.