Collin A. Bullock and Ron Ervin are two stand up comedians who LOVE movies, and wanna shove that in your ears!
We didn't actually record this on Chanukah. But we're releasing it on the big man's birthday! He starred in Lethal Weapon, he directed The Christ Story, he has totally correct opinions - for the first episode of 2021 we're talking Mel Gibson today, baby! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations. Happy new year!
For our last episode of 202 we decided to look at all the movie Warner Brothers will be both releasing into the flaming cinders of what were once movie theatres AND immediately donating to various piracy sites. Will we see them? Will we get HBO Max? Will you care? I dunno, shut up. Merry Christmas.
A long time ago, in a PODCAST STUDIO far away...three dudes talked about Star Wars for like two hours or so. But here's the gimmick: we're only talking about the first one! Which is also the fourth one. Additionally, we referenced the other ones a lot. We also played FILM-LY feud. Funny stuff!
Mank! Mank! Mank! If you like a movie where the title is said a bunch, boys have we got one for you! David Fincher's latest film is now on Netflix (and in theatres in like Florida probably where, ironically. watching a black & white movie is legally considered "gay") and to celebrate we're sitting down with comedian and host of the "Down By The River" podcast Terence Hartnett to talk all about the career of one David Fincher! Se7en. Fight Club, Zodiac, Social Network, a commercial where a cool ass baby double fists ciggies - it's all here! Plus a round of "What's Their Age Again?" and them sweet recommendations!
Breaking news - Warner Brother is going to release every single movie on one day on Crackle. Or something, I dunno, I just wanna watch Dune man give it to me already. Whatever, theatres are maybe over (probably not but who the hell knows?) so today on Adult Films we're talking about the past and future of theatrical motion picture exhibition. Thomas Edison, The Lumiere Brothers, pornography, cinemascope, cages full of monkeys, Belgium, and so much more! Plus a round of "Let's Give Them Some MOVIE To Talk About" and also them sweet recommendations!
Happy three days after Thanksgiving! People eat a lot of food on Thanksgiving so we did an episode on Food Movies, none of which take place on Thanksgiving. They're mostly restaurant movies, really, so I guess this episode isn't really themed. Whatever, who cares, we got the very funny Jeremy Drazner riffing with us and we're talking Big Night, Chef, Tampopo, Ratoutille (I will NOT be checking the spelling of that), a bunch more and them we also play the biggest parts game and do some recommendations it's fun as hell!
Titular is a very funny word and it means "thing that has the same name as the other thing". This episode is about songs that have the same name as the movie they're in. Listen, dude, we're at episode 132 we're running out of ideas. Anyway, Kwaselow is guesting and he messed up his audio so sometimes it's weird. We also play film-ly feud. Have a good night and don't catch covid!
Cartoons! Kids loved 'em - give a child a big bowl of sugary cereal and a cartoon and they're good to go! Actually, that's not true anymore now they probably all want premium snapchat subscriptions and some iphone game where you murder anyone over 24. But that's fine, cause cartoon aren't just for kids anymore! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by artist Sarah Morton to talk all about animated movies made for people EIGHTEEN YEARS AND OVER WE'RE CHECKING IDS! Plus a round of a new, and very bad, game called "Are They Still Alive?" and then them SWEET RECOMMENDATIONS!
America just endured one of the most stressful presidential elections in modern history, and now everyone's psychic trauma will finally be healed by the administration of Kayne Omar West. But in this moment of national triumph, completely unencumbered by any other negative thoughts, let's reflect on the Iraq War and how many awesome movies it's birthed! Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz sit down to discuss the cinema of the war on terror! Plus a round of Dinesh D'Souza or the Unabomber?, and them sweet recommendations!
Very nice! My wife! Jew! Do I make you horny baby, yeah! Borat has so many great catchphrases! Sacha Baron Cohen's Borat character is just one of the many larger than life performance he's committed to celluloid and today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and model Alex Seligsohn to talk all about his wide-spanning career! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations.
And the oscar goes to...a giant steaming pile of s**t? Every year the Academy Awards presents some movie, usually a boring one, with the trophy for the objectively best movie made during the previous 12 months. Sometimes that movie is actually pretty good, most of the time it's pretty mediocre, and occasionally it's truly terrible! Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and writer Kendall Klitzke to talk about the worst best picture winners of all time! Plus a round of Rotten Tomatoes: Oscars Adjacent Edition, and them sweet recommendations!
Who, exactly, is Aaron Sorkin? One of the most famous writers of his generation? An iconic boomer lib? A prodigious smoker? As it turns out, he's all that and more! On the weekend that his new film, The Trial Of The Chicago Seven, premieres on Netflix tha boyz over at Adult Films, the world's first ever podcast, sit down to talk all about the film and TV works of Aaron Sorkin! Plus, a round of "Every MOVIE Talks" and also them sweet recommendations!
It's officially October, easily the spookiest month of the year! And there's no better way to get your spook on than by digging into the works of cinema's most famous thrill-master! Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian Harry Breitner to discuss the films of the great Alfred Hitchcock! Plus a round of BIGGEST PARTS: Director's Edition, and also them sweet recommendations!
I hate to be the one to break it to you but, much like the entirety of the COVID 19 pandemic, professional wrestling is fake. But like a lot of complete and total bullshit piles, it's produced some great performers! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and podcaster Ken Kayfabe to talk all about wrestlers in film! Hulk Hogan, George "The Animal" Steele, Jesse Ventura, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and so many more! Plus a round of Film-Ly Feud and those sweet recommendations!
We live in a divided world. In these times of violence on the streets, hatred growing strong amongst all demographics, and our leaders openly disregarding our well being, there's only one thing that can bring us all together - the fact that Cuties should not have been made and the French are crazy for that one. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by noted public intellectual Andrew Ryan Sterner to talk all about the most controversial films ever made! Passion Of The Christ, Clockwork Orange, Joker, and so much more! Plus a round of the IMDB game and them sweet recommendations!
NEAR...FAR...WHEREVER YOU ARE! That song doesn't really fit the premise of this episode, because the movie is still very beloved. But sometimes you get a song that's just SO much bigger than the movie it was originally written for (or "inspired by" - remember that awesome scam from the 90's?) Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, the boyz are joined by comedian and show mascot Adam Kwaselow to chat all about movie songs that transcend the movie! Plus a round of BIGGEST PARTS, and also them sweet recommendations.
Hey, you - someone told me you're not hailing to the chief hard enough here! The President Of The United States is a universally respected position and everyone agrees that anyone who holds that position is a great guy who can't do anything wrong ever! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by Tim Miller from the Wolverine Patrol Podcast to talk all about movies featuring real and/or fictional presidents! Plus a round of "What's Their Age Again?" and them sweet recommendations!
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Hey hey hey hey, I'm a rapping podcast and I'm here to say - it's fun to to rap in downloadable way! Those are the rawest bars the world of hip hop has ever seen, but they're not alone! The world is full of rapper out there spitting straight FIRE - and sometimes they act in movies! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by hip-hop expert Rahmell Brown to talk all about rappers who act! Plus a round of Film-ly Feud and them sweet recommendations!
BOO! Did I just scare you? Then how about...RATTLING CHAINS GHOSTS THE INEVITABLE COLLAPSE OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE! It's hard to scare adults cause we're all big and can just punch any skeletons that get too close. But sometimes movies can get there and today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and author Winslow Dumaine to char all about movies that actually scared them all as grown ass men! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them SWEET recommendations!
Yo, this dude makes weird ass movies! David Keith Lynch was born in Missoula, Montana in the 1940s I think maybe I'm misremembering that. But he quickly got the hell out of there and has maybe never returned or goes back every other weekend - I would find both of those equally plausible. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, it's just tha boyz talking the weird and wild world of David Lynch! Plus a round of FAMOUS QUOTES and also them sweet recommendations!
There can be only one! So said a movie about Scottish people cutting each others heads off that didn't make a lot of money and critics didn't really like that much that somehow still produced five sequels, three TV shows, an Anime, a bunch of books, a card game, and so much more. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and writer for The Spool Dot Green to talk all about The Highlander Franchise! Plus a round of BIGGEST PARTS - franchise edition, and also them recommendations, baby!
Keep an eye on your wife because any moment now BWAM a chilly man with good bone structure and a three thousand dollar suit is gonna kill that bitch! Christopher Nolan is, probably, the most financially successful and well-known filmmaker of his generation. but is he any good? Yes, her very good. Despite that being answered fully, on this week's Adult Films with Collin and Ron (the world's first ever podcast) tha boyz are joined by comedian Tim Miller to break down the films of ol' Chrissy Nolan! Plus a round of the Rotten Tomatoes Game (FRESH EDITION!) and also them sweet recommendations!
Ha ha, chuckle chuckle chuckle, laugh you idiots! Comedies - Hollywood used to make them and put them in movie theatres! And sometimes people even bought tickets and actually liked them - even if the general public seemed to disagree. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, the boyz are joined by comedian Alex Duckworth to discuss their favorite underrated comedies! Plus a round of film-ly feud and also them sweet recommendations!
Collin Andrew Bullock grew up in Champaign, Illinois. Ronald McDonald Ervin grew up in Cincinnati, Ohio. Together they host Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, and on today's episode they're breaking down movies shot in their hometown! Really just Cincy, not a lot of movies shot in a small college town in Central Illinois. Plus we play a round of HERZOG OR NOT? and also give y'all them sweet recommendations!
Womp womp. That's a trombone sound - which is what adults sound like in the filmed adaptations of Charles M Schultz's beloved Peanuts cartoons. Not filmed, animated. Not changing that. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian Mark Hornback to discuss the proto-incel Charlie Brown, his weird dog Snoopy who hangs out with birds and cosplays as a German fighter pilot, that treacherous bitch Lucy, Pigpen who's just from a low-income household and everyone's making fun of him, that kid who plays piano definitely has autism, and so much more! Plus a round of the IMDB game and them sweet recommendations!
Having been in business for almost 50 years now, Troma Studios out of New York City is the world's longest running independent film producer and distributor. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by Nate Ayoubi to talk all about the long and storied history of Troma Pictures and Lloyd Kaufman! Plus a round of Biggest Parts, and them sweet recommendations!
Cue up the fat synths baby, cause we're here to podcast and chew bubblegum - and while we actually have plenty of bubblegum, we're still gonna podcast! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast. tha boyz are joined by brothers Marty and Ned O'Connor of the "Getting Lost" podcast to chat all about the films of 80 genre auteur John Carpenter! Plus a round of Film-ly Feud and also those sweet recommendations!
Ugh, this movie sucks! Have you ever found yourself yelling that as a movie screen as you throw popcorn into the air and storm out all obnoxiously theatrical and such. Today on this palindromically numbered episode of Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the world's first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian Adam Gilbert to talk all about movies we've walked out of! Plus, a round of the rotten tomatoes game and those sweet recommendations!
Drawings of things are different than the actual things being photographed! Hold for gasps! Animation is a long and illustrious artform, as is motion picture photography. So what happen when something that was originally a cartoon gets adapted into the live action medium? Today on Adult Films, the very first podcast, tha boyz talk all about live action movies based on cartoon! Plus a round of HERZOG OR NOT, and also them recommendations!
Oink oink, motherf**kers. Cops have been all over the news lately, because apparently a lot of people JUST realized they were bad news in the past two weeks or so. Cops suck, very bad, no good - but unfortunately they make good protagonists for movies, as long as you can suspend disbelief and just accept that these cop movies take places in alternate universes where cops are both well intentioned and basically competent. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, the boys are joined by comedian Tristan A. Smith to talk all about them boys in blue on the silver screen! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations!
I think we can all agree that dudes remain incapable of not rocking. And that's never more true than in their choice of movies. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz discuss the chat that recently went viral, breaking down the difference between men and women's tastes in movies based on the very rational and normal IMDB ratings system! Plus, a round of Herzog or Jones and also recommendations!
In 1993 Steven Spielberg released Jurassic Park, then the highest grossing film of all time, in the summer and then Schindler's List, which swept all the major awards ceremonies, in the fall. It's the best year any director has ever had, and he's been chasing it since. This desire to balance commercial and artistic success, combines with a reflection of America's moral ambiguity surrounding the response to 9/11, created a weird ass decade for Steven Spielberg. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz are joined by NYC comedian Brendan Gay to discuss the career arc of Spielberg in the aughts! Plus a round of biggest parts and also them sweet, sweet RECOMMENDATIONS!
Are you listening to this podcast on an iPhone right now? Congrats, you stole the labor of a 12 year old Chinese girl! But in addition to podcasts, pornography, and cheeseburger recipes the iPhone is also good for a fourth thing - making movies! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz are joined by comedian Mark Hornback of Fun Simulation 2000 to talk all about movies show on an iPhone! Plus, a round of a new game that just rips off Family Feud! Also, recommendations!
Live from New York it's...Sunday Morning? Also, we don't record in New York. Point is, SNL is an awful show that has produced more good movies than anyone would have predicted. Most of them still suck though. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the boys are joined by no guests cause even though we're all stuck in quarantine they still couldn't find anyone else to sit down and discuss all those great and not so great Saturday Night Live movies!
In 1995 one shaggy-haired independent filmmaker, one Gen-X dreamboat, and one serious French actress/model joined forces to make a masterpiece about two strangers talking all night and nothing else much happens. Every 9 years they've done it again, creating the one-of-a-kind cinematic ode to the passage of time and the possibility of true love. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz are joined by filmmaker Chris Brodhead to talk all about the Before series! Plus, a round on Hawke or Cage and also dem sweet recommendations!
The holocaust: man, what a bummer! 6 million Jews lost their lives, and they also killed a bunch of gays and gypsies but less people admitted to being those back then. It was one of the great tragedies of human history, and like all great tragedies they've made a couple good movies about it and several shitty ones as well! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, they're talking holocaust movies with dear friend of the pod Maria Lee. Plus the Oscars Of Yore game and also dem recommendations!
The name's Bond, James Bond, Gay James Bond! The debonair ladies man and international secret agent has been portrayed by seven different actors in 27 different movies over the past 60 or so years and has endured as one of cinema's absolute greatest pussy hounds. So today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz are joined by Cincinnati comedian Billy DeVore IV (The New Nasty Boys Podcast, new comedy album Drinking At The Kid's Table) to talk all about James Bond, baby! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also them sweet recommendations!
No one really knows why, but people have been talking about Zombies a lot recently. Probably due to the weather. But for the greater good of cashing in on a trend, the boys at Adult Films with Collin and Ron (the first ever podcast we'll have you know) are joined by Ethan and James from the popular rock and roll band Affluent Bums to chat all about Zombie movies! White Zombie, George Romero, 28 Days Later, Fulci, World War Z, and so much more! Plus a round of the hopefully not trademarked Rotten Tomatoes game and RECOMMENDATIONS!
It's the 100th episode so we just watched Juggalo pornography lol
Oh, fuggetabout it! Gabaggol! Gun in your face! I cheat on my wife! The Mafia (which in America usually refers to a specific kind of Italian organized crime outfit - La Cosa Nostra, if you will) has long been a source of fascination! And they've even made some movies about which is why on today's episode of Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast about movies and also at all, tha boyz are joined by noted jewish comedian Aaron Klopfer to talk all about mafia movies! Plus, a round of biggest parts and also RECOMMENDATIONS!
All hail the dark lord! The morning star, that charming man, old horse hooves himself! The prince of darkness, lucifer, beelzebub, we're looking at the one and only goddamned SATAN! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast to feature talking, the boys are joined by comedian and writer Winslow Dumaine to talk all about movies featuring his royal dankness Satan of Hell! Plus a round of the IMDB game and also recommendations!
The world is currently in the grip of a pandemic. Covid 19 is causing mass panics while, to be fair, only killing the absolute worst generation ever. So maybe it's not a big deal and everyone should just start coughing wildly everywhere. Just kidding, don't do that. Point is, this is far from the apocalypse but we've been fed too much post-apocalyptic fiction to take something like this terribly well. Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, the boys talk all about post apocalyptic movies! Mad Max, Children Of Men, other stuff I forget. I dunno, we kinda half-assed this one.
SHREK IS LOVE SHREK IS LIFE GIMME THAT ONION! Dreamworks Animation, baby - not quite Pixar but you know they gotta lot of hits too! Today on Adult Films, the world's first ever podcast, them boyz OH SHIT are joined by comedian and puppeteer Liz Getty to talk all about the Dreamworks Animation Library! Shrek, Madagascar, Running Trains On Dragons, Racially Inappropriate Panda, that baby's a fucking BOSS, and so much more! Plus a round of ROURKE OR CAGE? and also them recommendations baby!
There are actors who can make you ha ha, but can they also make you cry cry? Today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast, tha boys are joined by no one cause guests are DUMB to talk about silly goof em up assholes putting on their big boy drama pants! Robin Williams, Jim Carrey, Jerry Lewis, Tom Hanks, and so many more! Plus a round of whatever we call that game where Collin gets to read famous movie quote (it's very fun for him). Also RECOMMENDATIONS!
When you're here, you're family! That's the catchphrase of popular Italian fast-casual chain Olive Garden, which Vin Diesel has no ownership stake in as far as we know, but it could also be the tag-line for the popular Fast and the Furious series...starring Vin Diesel! On Today's episode of adult films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, the boys are joined by comedian and non-binary cutie John Green to chat all about the films of Vincent Diesel! Plus, a round of the Biggest Parts game and also RECOMMENDATIONS!
PEPSI! DRINK PEPSI! BATH IN PEPSI! YOUR LIFE IS PEPSI NOW! Product placement dates back to the 1800's when different shipping companies (presumably for slaves) paid for Jules Verne to mention them in Around The World in 80 Days, or whatever the hell that was called. But what about when product placement gets into...MOVIES? Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by frequent fan tolerated by Adam Kwaselow to talk about shilling stuff in the movies! Plus a round of some game, maybe the IMDB game, I forget. Also, RECOMMENDATIONS!
Adaptations! They happen. You love a comic book or a video game or a song or a twitter thread and next thing you know Hollywood has gotten it's mitts on it and it's headed for the silver screen, baby! Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, tha boyz are joined by comedian and podcaster Brandon Kirkman to talk all about times where those adaptations didn't quite go as planned. Plus a round of the rotten tomatoes game and RECOMMENDATIONS!
The Oscars happened and we watched them and now we're talking no one should have won let's not do the oscars anymore.
Making movies is hard! You gotta wake up early or late and carry a big heavy thing or a bunch of little things and everyone cares way too much or doesn't care it all and at the end of the day (or the end of several straight days with no rest) the whole damn thing is hardly worth it cause you're just left with like Ballistic Eks V Sever or some shit. Today on Adult Films with Collin and Ron, the first ever podcast, the boys are joined by comedian and vaper Luke Neumann to talk about the most difficult film shoots of all time! Apocalypse Now, Fitzcarraldo, Jaws, and much more! Plus a round of Oscars Of Yore and RECOMMENDATIONS!
The Oscars continue to happen, as they are wont to do! The 2020 nominations were announced and today on Adult Films, the first ever podcast about movies, tha boyz are joined by comedian and bartender Ethan Miller to break down the snubs, the flubs, the goofs, and the gallants from the 2020 oscar nominations! Plus a round of What's THEIR Age Again? and recommendations!