Podcasts about podzooky

It's been awhile but the Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project is back with special guest Luke Flip of, well, Podzooky! The Kansas City Kaijins Brandon and Zach are up to their usual wacky hijinks talking episodes 37, 38 and 39 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers with Luke and get into some harmful pirate stereotypes almost immediately.

We got a humdinger for today's Podzooky to finish out January 2025 strong. It's special guest Scott Meyer talking about the monster movie Gorgo with the Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Brandon, Martin and Luke, all thanks to a special request from a very British fan. What a great reminder to email us your suggestions and weird writings to podzookypodcast@gmail.com! This one gets wild fast with the highlights being the new rules of Podzooky (I will not write out all 5), Perfect actors for bad people and quite a few interesting recommendations at the end.

We're not talking about just 10 beavers, or 27 beavers, but we're talking Hundreds of Beavers on this episode of Podzooky with special guest Caitlin Checkeroski. The Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke get into it with Caitlin chatting about bits being pushed too far, boy coded media and is this movie actually Scarface? Amazing Beaver times all around.

Ho ho ho! Welcome, fans of Podzooky and the Super Sentai Brothers Side Project for our 1st ever Podzooky and Super Sentai Brothers Christmas Spooktacular with special guest Jonathan Shannon and Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boy Brandon getting deep into some weird Christmas finds. We talk about 3 wild Tokusatsu Christmas specials (Gaoranger, Kamen Rider and Kakurangers) while going over some of our favorite media over the year of 2024. Come for the jokes about Centipede demons, stay for the insanity of trying to explain "Claus Rangers".

Special guest and local comedian Knute Gregory has come to assist the Hollywood Kaiju Badbois in reviewing and unpacking the 1999 Sci-fi schlock classic, Reptilian (Yonggary). Will they spend too long on a bit they ended up cutting, Yes. Will they discuss stupid jetpacks? Also yes. Will they bring up Italians? It wouldn't be Podzooky if they didn't!

The Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project has returned, WITH A VENGEANCE, with special guest Marcus Banks. The Kansas City Kaijins have just been reduced to Brandon and Zach but we remain vigilant and silly as we get deep into some Sentai. That's right, We're talking episodes 34, 35 and 36 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers and spend more time than you'd think talking about cavemen.

Podzooky has finally done it, a whole year later! The Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Luke, Brandon and Martin are chatting about the first 3 episodes of Monarch: A Legacy of Monsters and boy, are their brains tired. Talking points include the kooky Godzilla conspiracy theories, Dong: Dome Island and why IPs are killing all forms of fun and media. This one is a HOOT!

The Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project is back with special guest and all around king Aaron Klopfer! This episode, we are down to just Brandon and Zach co-hosting due to Nathan being at the Music Box for a 24 hour repeat screening of Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World. We're talking episodes 31, 32 and 33 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers and boy howdy, do we love what we see.

Podzooky is keeping up with its namesake and talking Godzilla this episode! The Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Luke, Brandon and Martin are ready to talk about Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire (be forewarned, we spoil the whole plot) with the metaphysically returning guest and great Chicago comedian Ian Erickson. Talking points include the Joker in Godzilla 2014, sexy lady apes and hamburger.

Special guest and Chicago comedian Madeline Esterhammer-Fic has come to assist the Hollywood Kaiju Badbois in reviewing and unpacking the 1997 Paul Verhoven directed Sci-fi classic, Starship Troopers. Will we discuss fascism? Yes. Will we discuss Flipball? Also yes. Will we bring up 9/11? It wouldn't be Podzooky if we didn't.

Yet another one, it's the return of the Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project with special guest comedian and cool band member of Passioncat Jonathan Shannon! This episode, it's just Brandon and Zach co-hosting due to life clowning on Nathan and they talk episodes 28, 29 and 30 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers which are reaching new insane heights. Talking points include the People's Ranger, Red finally loosening up and going even more experimental.

Whoop whoop! Podzooky is here with the Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Luke, Brandon and Martin to talk about Big Money Hustlas, the infamous Insane Clown Posse movie, with Juggalo and Thought Cops alumni Zwick the Editor. That last sentence was quite a word salad. Talking points include Napoleon Dynamite Neurodivergent, failing with family and, of course, Faygo.

Oh wow, it's the triumphant return of the Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project with special guest comedian and Power Rangers expert James Fisher Jr.! This episode, it's just Brandon and Nathan co-hosting together with James to talk about episodes 24, 25, 26 and 27 of Himitsu Sentai Gorangers and it is a very fun time. Talking points include the Mido Ranger needing to calm down, the most miraculous nut hit and a bunch of Power Rangers chat.

Finally, a new Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project, with a TWIST! The twist is one of our delightful co-hosts, Nathan, was out for surgery (and doing better now) so it was just Brandon and Zach helming the show to talk episode 20 through 23 with the very special guest Georgia Gove who you already know and love from Podzooky! Highlights include neurodivergent cowboy boy, letting babies smoke and good things to put in chili.

It's the first ever annual Fredsgiving on Podzooky! That's right, the Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke are talking about the Five Nights at Freddy's movie with Brian and Jim from Drink a Beer and Play a Game and we had a ball! Highlights include terrible streamers on the silver screen, gay anime not gay enough for the intended audience and that movie where the cars hump each other.

We have returned yet again with another Super Sentai Brothers Side Project and the Kaijins Nathan Parker, Zachary Boyce and Brandon Kirkman had on special guest Billy Dean to chat about episodes 17 through 19 of Himitsu Sentai Gorenger, the original Tokusatsu series that would eventually become Power Rangers. The fever dream of a show continues with such highlights of soccer ball hell, the importance of half cash/half check and why you should always strike.

It's a regular Podzooky, holy smokes! And we're here to talk about another Keita Amemiya goopy 90s monster movie titled Zeiram with our special guest and returning champion Jonathan Shannon. The Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys get into some fun chatting about role reversals, wet meat aliens and baby talk! Boy howdy!

We're back with our fourth episode of the Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project and the Kaijins Nathan Parker, Zachary Boyce and Brandon Kirkman are ready to talk with special guest Sadie Lancrete about episodes 13 through 16 of Himitsu Sentai Gorenger, the original Tokusatsu series that would eventually become Power Rangers. This is another wild episode that includes Nermal being a catboy icon, a really gross skeleton and how messed up the mirror mask episode is.

Podzooky is back from the Super Sentai Side Project for an episode with special guests Kevin Podas and Zach Boyce to talk about the recently released Shin Kamen Rider in all its glory. Brandon has been waiting for this movie for 2 years so he really needed this and please be nice to him. Highlights include zords to dads, the dangers of being a Bud Light delivery man and the Kamen Rider Ghost fan who was mean to Brandon.

We've made it to our third episode of the Podzooky Super Sentai Brothers Side Project so the Kansas City Kaijins Nathan Parker, Zachary Boyce and Brandon Kirkman brought on special guest Luke Evans Flip to discuss episodes 9 through 12 of Himitsu Sentai Gorenger, the original Tokusatsu series that would eventually become Power Rangers. Some more bangers in this one which included Freeze Rays for peace, ridiculous villain quotes and the Malcom X ranger.

Goo goo ga ga-- just kidding around. Brandon Kirkman of Podzooky is back on the show this week. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes What's it like to be a podcaster AND a dad?? Brandon Kirkman answers that question and many more. "Weird Comments" has a theme song now, and we try to figure out what the hell are "reddit movies" as we discuss the backlash to the Oscars this year. We also try to find out what is woke, and Jordan Peterson is getting... milked? It's more likely than you think! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Like what we do? Buy us a Ko-fi! Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

When you walk away, you don't hear me say, that Martin Felshman of Podzooky is back on the show with an AMAZING surprise. Watch this one with someone you love if you can. Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Straight from the world of Kingdom Hearts, we have our very own Neo-Chicago themed Keyblade! That's right, once Thought Cops inevitably becomes a Disney, property you can visit the wonderful, neon-clad world of Neo-Chicago with Sora and his friends. Probably. Thanks again Martin! This is too cool. We talk about Mr. Beast: the new Christ and future president of the United States. AI is a bit of a mixed bag this week. On one hand, people are getting caught watching deepfake pr0n of their friends. On the other, someone made Seinfeld into a PS1-looking, never-ending streaming prompt. Maybe it's all bad? Probably. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Like what we do? Buy us a Ko-fi! Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

It's been a crazy ride but finally the Hollywood Kaiju Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke have done it, they made it to episode 100 and are ready to talk about the mythical turd that is Godzilla '98. This recording session was a delight with a few fun surprises and a bunch of Podzooky memories sprinkled in from past guests and friends of the show. They'll be talking about this one in great halls of podcasting history!

The Hollywood Kaiju Badbois are back, and with the assistance of special guest Meadow Lillium, (NPC Incorporated) they're taking a swing at the 1974 copyright nightmare masterpiece, Hanuman and the 5 Riders! Will there be blood slapstick? Are there really 5 riders? Is Hellking both handsome and thoughtful? Find out the answers to all of these questions, and more in another classic Podzooky episode. (The Toei Company in no way endorses, or otherwise supports the contents of this podcast, or the movie on which the discussion is based.)

Hentai, Tokusatsu and Johnny Yung Bosch: sounds like the perfect ingredients to a wonderful Podzooky episode! This week the Kaiju Hollywood Bad boys Brandon, Martin and Luke talk about the first 4 episodes of the new Netflix show Godzilla Singular Point with special guest and fantastic comedian James Fisher. Talking points include shit talking Chicago comedy, amazing Johnny Yung Bosch stories and getting deep into the 'zilla lore.

Zookeepers, rejoice! We have Kelly Opalko back on Podzooky this week with the Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke to talk about the 2018 movie Rampage starring the Rock and forgotten by most everyone already! Highlights include vore easter eggs, Safari Rock mode and the Dave Matthews poop bridge.

Holy moly, the Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Martin, Brandon and Luke are actually doing it! They're talking about the last two Evangelion rebuild movies with special guest and returning champion Jon Lyons! Originally we were going to try to do both in one episode but it got too big so enjoy a mini-episode of discussing the 3rd Evangelion movie and look forward to a full episode for the next release of Podzooky when we discuss the 4th and final film.

Blub blub blub! We're underwater this week with Podzooky and the Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Brandon, Martin and Luke are talking about the aptly named film Underwater with special guest Rudy Schultz. Highlights include working for Big Water, turning your bones into chocolate and skipping!

Podzooky's own Martin Felshman & Brandon Kirkman join us on-stage for a live show at the Lincoln Lodge! Support the show on Patreon https://youtu.be/rVakhimKRrU Field Notes Some real good stories this week. Well, that depends on your definition of good, and your preferred level of irony. Following the rush of Smash Bros-style videogame crossovers, none other than Martin Luther King Jr comes to Fortnite in the form of a playable historical event. The Nirvana baby (now Nirvana adult) is suing the band for using his naked likeness on their album cover 30 years ago (despite numerous publicity stunts replicating the photoshoot), and Jeopardy! is in Jeopardy. React to this episode (only if we have the same type of phone) and let us know what you thought! Thanks to all who came to the live show, and we hope to see you at future events! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com  

The Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Luke, Brandon and Martin got another hot plate of Podzooky for you to woof down and we're talking about the newly released THE Suicide Squad with Adam Kwaselow this week! It's got thrills, it's got spills and most importantly, it's got spills again! Highlights include taking about Knuckles bringing the next sexual revolution, 70s cartoons making Luke stay up at night and Milf: the mom! As you can tell, it's another very highbrow episode.

What movie lurks in the heart of all blockbuster flops? The Shadow does! That kind of worked?! Anyways, Podzooky is back with another scorcher of an episode with returning champion Jonathan Shannon to talk about the 1994 forgotten masterpiece of mediocrity The Shadow. In this episode we discuss Sloppers, falling off buildings for comedic effect and Pneumatic tubes.

This week we’re joined by Luke Flip of Podzooky for a fresh, hot, ready to serve Thought Cops episode! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes This week, Luke helps us book people who don’t understand humor online, the extra dudes on James Rolfe’s youtube channel, and also the entire City of Chicago’s clerk’s office for not keeping better databases. In addition to that we do cancel culture at The Guardian for saying that Shrek is bad and learn what satire is and how it relates to Joe Rogan. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Join the Thought Cops Discord! Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com  

Podzooky is back, and this episode we’ve got on special guest Grant Mooney (One of the wonderful hosts of Thought Cops) who was kind enough to join us in dissecting the best the American live action mech genre had to offer in 1989. (Spoiler, the best ain’t that good.) Join us as we discuss the finer points of shattering the giant robot glass ceiling, Chekhov’s towls, and question why lady footlocker had to be a whole other store?)

It's time for a second dose of Kevin Podas (one of the delightful hosts of Thought Cops) on Podzooky as we discuss the stone cold classic movie No Country for Old Men. Why'd we pick it? We just wanted to watch something good for once. Be nice to us! Martin, Luke and Brandon just had to recently sit through the Cat in the Hat and it was a lot to process. Talking points for this episode include confirmed monster Adam Drive, Johnny Appleseed's real height and when to truly end things.

Joining us for the threepeat, Martin Felshman returns to Thought Cops! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes It's been one year since the Land Beforetimes, so give yourselves a clap on the back! Our current sitting president may or may not be a Fortnite DLC character in the flesh. Bill Burr discourse proves to be a banal topic and this will be the last time we discuss it on THIS program (Bill go on Thought Cops). We also do a deep dive on an infographic that's gone around twitter this week: The Aggressively Bland White Dude's Watchlist. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

Before there was a tall vampire mommy (sorry for those reading this in the future, 2021 has been a really weird year), we had Nosferatu. The Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Martin, Luke and Brandon welcome Chicago comedian and illustrator Winslow Dumaine to the Podzooky podcast to talk about the 1922 classic vampire flick that started it all. Highlights include nein or nine, spiking dumb as hell books and the Boss Baby.

We got the returning champion Julie Merica back on Podzooky to talk with Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke about the classic halloween short everyone knows and loves that is of course the cinematic short film masterpiece titled Scared Shrekless! It's a little leftover Halloween magic to get you through November! Talking points include all dogs kinda go to Heaven, how tall is Mike Meyers and TONS 'O SHREK!

Join your PMT hosts and the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys from Podzooky (a kaiju film podcast you really should check out!) for the pitch and reading from our Halloween livestream event for Spat2la, a sequel to our horror series The Spatula! In this gore-fest of a sequel, Wendy/Christine, ten years after learning she was the daughter of murderous fry cook Pat, has her sights set on taking over the family business…and expanding the operation. After moving to the small town of Gettyville, Wendy opens up a brand new Pat's Patties and promises to use only the freshest ingredients (humans). Wendy’s new place becomes a town favorite, till three local burger joint owners band together to challenge her to a Burger Cook-off Competition in the town park to see who has the best burger once and for all…unless Wendy decides it’s time for a hostile takeover. Poster by Andreas Aristides

It's Midwestern Horror month over at Podzooky so you know we're kicking our 69th (nice) episode off the right way by having on the returning king Jamie Carbone to talk about Stephen King's coked out cult classic Maximum Overdrive. Join the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Luke and Brandon as they talk ToonTown, OJ Simpson and the embarrassing Watchmen movie. Also... another spooky special guest might just pop up in this one! OoooooOOOOoooohh!

Before we merrily skip into October and kick off a fun Halloween month for Podzooky, it's FROG SEASON! The Hollywood Kaiju bad boys Brandon, Martin and Luke had on Chicago comedian and frog appreciator Liz Stockwell to talk about the 1988 cult classic Hell comes to Frogtown. It's yet another great episode full of hot frog ladies, the impressive catalog of Donald G. Jackson and Randy Newman. Also a CW: this movie has more sexual assault in it than we were expecting so there's some discussion on that trend in 80's movies.

Clean your pipes and flush as loudly as you can, on the show this week we have Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective! Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Light up the biggest weed you can and smash that play button, because we're cancelling culture and fucking memes over here. Brandon assists us in getting the CAREN Act passed, taking down toxic masculinity one giant city skyscraper at a time, flipping the Scrabble board over, and helping white country bands steal the names of black blues singers that they then turn around and sue. HEY WAIT A MINUTE. No, we're here to do the opposite of that. What's the point of this show again? Who gets punished? Are the eyes of justice as blind as the long dick of the law, constantly thrusting upward toward the sky and ejaculating all over the dark corners of the internet? Find the answer to all of those questions and more, this week on Thought Cops! Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

To make our first quarantine episode extra special, Podzooky is bringing you a summary and review of the very mean movie God's Not Dead with just the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Luke and Brandon. We talk life in lock down, give some recommendations and give out our first 0 star rating! It's fun!

Cupcake Comedy Cing (pronounced 'King', really stretching for alliteration here) Martin Felshman returns to the program! Martin hosts a kaiju-themed comedy podcast called Podzooky, which Kevin and Grant have both been on! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes Thought Cops the GOAT

HO ho ho! HO HO HO!!! HOOOO HOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOOO HOOOO HOOOO HOOOO HOOOOOH HOOOH HOHOHOHOH! It's our Christmas episode of Podzooky so the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke had on local Chicago phenom Raksha Thakur to get the holiday cheer going by talking about the movie Krampus. Talking points include Ernest scared Existo, Krampus denying Apartheid and why everyone should love Matt Berry.

It's a Thanksgiving miracle! We finally got the second half of Thought Cops on Podzooky this week by watching Dolemite is my Name with the very special Grant Mooney. It's a cornucopia of laughs as the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys sample cheap whiskey and talk about how endearing the movie truly was. Happy Turkey day, gobble gobble!

Boo! On this very spooky Halloween special, we've got returning champion Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective, back on Thought Cops for round two! iTunes: Listen, subscribe, leave a review Support the show on Patreon Field Notes We're on Stitcher now! If you use that, make sure to subscribe. This week we battle against cartoon positive affirmation memes, the candy corn pizza epidemic, and free speech dorks who complain when people use free speech against them. We unmask Pierro Delecto, Mitt Romney's alt twitter account, uncover the plot to genocide deaf people, and unravel the conspiracy that video games have to have anything in them. We also attempt to cock block Dennis Quaid, to no avail. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Patrol Support the show on Patreon Click here to buy Thought Cops shirts, hoodies, stickers, and mugs. Episode produced by Commissioner Zwick Leave the show a voicemail at 312-788-7361 or thoughtcopspodcast@gmail.com

We just had on the fantastic comedian and perfect buddy Justin Luke, all the way from St. Louis, for Podzooky to talk Big Bad Beetleborgs and boy, is this intro long and full of commas. It's a super fun episode with Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke that include friend's squirtin', Zordon impressions and someone saying their social security number way too many times.

Oh wow, episode 50 of Podzooky already? This sounds like cause for a real celebration! But it doesn't! We planned poorly and forgot that this was episode 50 and recorded our next episode as episode 50 so long description short: here is episode 49.9 with our good comedy bud Zachery Boyce talking about the Kaiju film Gappa AKA Monster from a Prehistoric Planet. It's a great time all around and the Kaiju Hollywood Bad Boys Brandon, Luke and Martin decided to put out matches on their tongues during the episode so there's that.

Toot toot, this train runs on sharks! That's right, Podzooky is back with special guest Logan Nielsen to talk about the shark movie unimaginatively named the Meg with the Kaiju Hollywood bad boys Martin, Luke and Brandon. So yes, it's a great listen and of course at some point we all start doing horrible cockney accents. 5 stars!

We're back after a short hiatus due to a move and a few other items but we're coming in swinging! We got Brandon Prosek on to talk about the animated Godzilla series from 1998 and boy, it sure is something. Also we're now on Spotify as well as twitter under the account @Podzooky! So like follow us or tweet at us or something I don't know, I am so bad at this!!!

On this episode of Podzooky, we review the highest rated Godzilla film on Rotten Tomatoes with a rating of 110% which of course is Godzilla Vs Space Godzilla. The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke have on Mike Knish of Chicago comedy and Cocaine Murder Jam fame to talk about totally cool things like the super S we all drew in middle school, the cloaca and how grim the sex life of a bed bug is. This episode is grade A beef, my good fellows!

Hell yes, we're back on the Godzilla train! The Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke have on special guest Charlie Malave (Mr. and Mrs. Wednesday night, Mucca Pazza, coolest dude at the Hideout Chicago) to talk about rebranding Godzilla's baby as Gooby while Luke explains what squelching is. Also get ready for a lot of discussion about a brain with a butt in it because that's Godzilla, baby!

Oh wow, we actually watched a good, classic movie on this week's Podzooky! We had on special guest Danny Felts, all the way from New York, to talk about how there is no ethical consumption under capitalism and stroll down memory lane of the night he watched the Ladies Man and the Warriors back to back. Also we give a call to Aaron Klopfer that, of course, derails us into talking about hentai and t-shirt ideas.

Leguizamo March Madness continues on Podzooky with the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys Martin, Brandon and Luke having on Chicago Comedian Tristan A. Smith to talk about the Super Mario Bros. movie from 1993. Talking points include 911, 911 again and Jim Davis's net worth. Finally, yet another phone call with Aaron Klopfer for him to confess his anime crimes.

TONIGHT, ON THOUGHT COPS: Chicago Comedian Brandon Kirkman of the podcasts Podzooky and Desks and Dayjobs, which are all a part of the Machine Culture Collective. Support the show on Patreon Show Notes This episode, we're talking about how beer has become the internet's new bacon. And how every single platformer nowadays is a "Soulslike Metroidvania." We also cover the highly controversial Momo challenge that never fucking happened. I'm never believing anything I read online again. Speaking of which, apparently Captain Marvel is the greatest movie to ever grace the presence of theaters, according to Rotten Tomatoes. That's the website I use to decide for myself if a movie is good or not. A guy also wore a dress to the Oscars, to which Tomi Lahren replied: "MASCULINITY IS FUCKING UNDER ATTACK." Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes, and donate to our Patreon so we can keep spitting out phat 'casts. Join the Thought Cops Deputy Program Support the show on Patreon

Click, click, boom! It's another episode of Thought Cops, featuring Jake Flores of Pod Damn America! Show Notes Federales, listen up: be sure to subscribe to Podzooky and Rock Bottom Cast this week to catch some hot guest appearances from your favorite officers of the thought. We also discuss some creative ideas people have been utilizing with our $10 Patreon tier. Our listeners are the best, aren't they? Me: Discusses grievances with social media grieving. Also me: Has to do the rest of the show. We gotta talk about this Jussie Smollett stuff. We gotta talk about John Wayne and the airport that's named after him. But most of all, we gotta keep it civil because comments sections are under severe scrutiny as YouTube announced this week they can demonetize your video if the comments section gets too spicy. So instead, be a carelord this week and tell your friends to listen to Thought Cops. Share the show, spread the word, and good things will come of it, we promise*!   *We have never and can never stand behind such claims.

Hey Zookeepers, we had on everyone's favorite local folktale hero and comedian Billy Dean this Podzooky episode to skip our usual Kaiju movie chat and just talk about the new Smash Bros Ultimate. Since we had been talking about it the last few episodes we get into a ranking of all our favorite Smash Bros titles, characters and then a few new T-shirt ideas to insult our loyal listeners. We also answer the burning question this episode of "Which finger is it?"

What a wild and crazy summer it's been, friends. We destroyed our father's car, we proved Ferris Bueller is very problematic and we had Sarah Mowrey on as a guest of Podzooky to watch Godzilla Vs. King Ghidorah with the Hollywood Kaiju Badboys Martin, Brandon and Luke. Be forewarned: there are so many incest jokes this episode but it's hard to avoid it when time travel is involved. Great ep!

Have you heard all about the big, weirdly colored monster causing international havoc?  No, I'm not talking about that clown in the white house (fucking burned 'em), I'm talking about KAIJU!  Kaijū (怪獣 kaijū, from Japanese "strange beast") is a Japanese film genre that features giant monsters, usually attacking major cities and engaging the military and other monsters in battle.  Martin Felshman; baker, self not-described comedian, and host of his own Kaiju podcast Podzooky; joins the boys to chat all about the ins and outs of the huge monster genre!  Plus, a round of the rotten tomatoes game and also plenty of cum talk!  Also, the ending of the episode with all the recomendations didn't get recorded so that's not there!  This episode is sponsored by www.peggingtoys.com!  Use code ADULTFILMS to save 10% off some stuff for your butt!  

Martin Felshman is a freelance baker who has been doing stand up for the last 7 years. His proudest comedy accomplishment was when he was invited to Wizard-con 2015 in Madison Wisconsin where he got to tell jokes while wearing a very pretty dress. He is a co-producer of the Cupcake Comedy Cabaret every Thursday evening at the Gallery Cabaret, and a co-host of the machine culture podcast "Podzooky" where a bunch of comedians get real tired and talk about kaiju monvies, and co-producer of the new Dungeons & Dragons themed Comedy Show "Slide into your Dm's" the third Thursday of every month at Bonus Round Cafe in Boystown. Also, he loves thrifting and you check out his odd finds on Instagram @weirdthriftshopfinds. He's been presented on The Three Cat Cabaret on the Lake and The Chicago Digital Arts and Music Fest as well as being a co-producer and contributor to the Ghost Planet’s, a defunct surealist talk show. And he is a fellow member of Uncle Fun Nation, has co-custody of the Wishbot and is featured in the documentary, "Uncle Fun: You’re The One!" Cupcake Comedy Cabaret https://www.facebook.com/CupcakeComedyCabaret/ Podzooky https://www.machineculture.com/podzooky-pod/ Weird Thrift Shop Finds https://www.instagram.com/weirdthriftshopfinds/ Slide Into Your DMs https://www.facebook.com/events/889916997855497/ Martin's Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/mfelshman Follow us on Twitter or Facebook Intro Music: "Are You Famous, Yet?" - Laura Scruggs. Outro Music: "AYFY 1" - Christopher Kriz

On a very special Podzooky, we watched Entourage the movie to satisfy an odd bet made by Iowa's own Tommy Morgan Jr. Brandon Kirkman, 1/3rd of the Hollywood Kaiju Bad Boys, is joined by special co-hosts Jesse Nicolaus and Jamie Carbone to descend quickly into madness after watching the biggest piece of turd out of Hollywood's butt. At one point Jamie starts talking about John Cena's performance in the movie Trainwreck and everyone recites the introduction to My Brother My Brother and Me if you want to grasp how wild this one gets.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we have a very special ZIMA MADNESS episode of Podzooky with everyone's favorite comedian/Mario Tennis superstar Dane Arden. Also Martin, Luke and Brandon get on some next level furry porn discussions so you definitely don't want to miss out on this gem.

Nice, nice, nice nice! That's how many nice boys we have on this episode of Podzooky (Martin, Luke, Brandon and special guest Aaron Klopfer) to talk about the very bad Godzilla film All Monsters Attack. We also have the world premiere of our official Podzooky hentai jingle! Nice!

Another classic Podzooky episode being brought to you by the the Kaiju Bad Boys Martin Felshman, Luke Evans Flip and Brandon "I miss my son" Kirkman. We're joined by special guest comedian Rob Kuschell to talk about the Kaiju classic Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster. Forewarning: we make more jokes about a made up dead son than we should but I promise it is very fun if not one of our bests.

The Kaiju bad boys Brandon Kirkman, Martin Felshman and Luke Evans Flip are back at it again. This time they're here to talk "Mothra Vs. Godzilla", a Godzilla movie classic from 1964 that is starting to dive deep into the well of madness. This episode also introduces "MothRuPaul's Drag Race", a hearty staple of the Podzooky podcast.