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Something something a podcast to surpass metal gear something something. Back from another long hiatus, we're joined by Fistshark Marketing and Spin-Off Doctors Star Conrad Zimmerman to delve into history, politics, ethics and most importantly, urethrae!
FistShark's darkest secrets are spilling to the public, Jim searches for a resource of exceptional purity, and a new era in personal comfort is born. In this episode: (00:40) Sausage Grinder (11:00) Hacked! (16:15) Weatherball
Jim's plans for another long-awaited sequel aren't adding up, the Senior Partners have a new rug to sweep things under, and the maker of a soothing balm tries reformulating. In this episode: (00:40) Emphasis (06:15) Dump Site (14:30) Friday the 14th
A restaurant catering to felines is cooked up, Conrad meets with a prospective client and two of FistShark's clients enter into a partnership. In this episode: (00:40) Lillard's Way (09:50) Mr. Questions (13:25) Catbeef
A hotly anticipated toy draws huge crowds, The Executives drop a weight loss pill that isn't meeting expectations, and Timothy Olyphant finds religion. In this episode: (00:40) High Demand (10:25) Timothy the First (17:35) Weight of Failure
The Executives face rejection from the FDA and a plausibly deniable division of the company has become a nuisance. In this episode: (00:45) Girl Spice (07:45) Strata (15:30) Off the Books
A new beverage is tested in the office, Jim recounts the tale of one of Boston's greatest heroes and there's a dragon on the building. In this episode: (00:40) Share a Kroeg (12:45) A Real Drag (18:55) Bowled Over
Dean Cain is furious at how FistShark chose to market his latest product, The Executives discuss a rejected plan to solve the drug crisis, and Jim harnesses great power. In this episode: (00:40) Byronization (08:05) Garbage Juice (14:50) Here Comes the Sun
FistShark is refining its health benefits package to better serve employees, Jim pitches an omnipotent movie sequel and office supplies reach dangerously low quantities under a new administrator. In this episode: (00:40) Annual Health Review (08:20) Prius Almighty (17:45) Mr. Procurement Head
The office is buzzing over the pilot for a celebrity reality game show and a new circus has opened in Boston. In this episode: (00:35) Under the Bat Top (13:10) Fly House
Jim shares a passion project for the holiday season; The Executives develop an idea to curb life expectancy before it's too late In this episode: (00:45) Miracle on 35th St (10:20) In Questionable Hands
The Executives confront their actions at Craig the Intern's wedding. In this episode: (00:00) As Tears Subside (09:00) Carrion Call
The Executives attend the reception for Craig the Intern's wedding. In this episode: (00:00) Marriage of Inconvenience
The advancement of a new partnership deal threatens to divide The Executives, the anti-vaccination movement scores a victory and plans are made to shatter the modern expectation of beauty. In this episode: (00:40) eMerger (09:10) Body By Shrek (24:30) Anti-Pacs
The Executives celebrate a long fought victory over a necessary office improvement, and a client with a history of dramatic career shifts decides it's time to make another change. In this episode: (00:40) Pitfall (15:30) Feel the Reinvention
The Executives attend a party hosted by Edgar, a forgotten TV pilot is unearthed and the latest body modification product from FistShark malfunctions. In this episode: (00:40) Housewarming (13:00) Hawk & Dove (21:15) Out on a Limb
A solution to flagging blockbuster films is considered and a heartwarming new reality show is staged. In this episode: (00:35) Soundtrack Raps (12:00) Toasty Boy (23:25) My Monkey Son
Potential events are considered for submission to the Olympic Games, a curiosity in the FistShark Building lobby attracts attention and the value of David Duchovny is called into question. In this episode: (00:50) Summer Games (13:45) Depth of Duchovny (21:35) Skull in the Lobby
The Executives ponder a vicious cycle of pharmaceuticals, Chad Kroeger's latest project is proving to be a misfire and a lumbering beast is loose in downtown Boston. In this episode: (00:50) Pills (14:05) Kroeger She Wrote (23:10) The Kaiju Factor
Balthazar needs help to make the best of a mail-order mishap, The Executives pursue yet another fad diet and FistShark is sued once more by Kanye West. In this episode: (00:50) Badger Diet (10:10) The Collins West Exchange (21:20) Fiends Like These
The Executives attempt to make diamonds appeal to a new generation and bring mime to the masses. In this episode: (00:50) Diamond Bust (10:55) Imbruglia Imbroglio (19:05) Mimetics
FistShark looks to cash in on a hot new augmented reality craze and the alternative fuel vehicle market. Meanwhile, Dean Cain acquires a business of his own. In this episode: (00:40) TrashBoyz Go (10:30) Papa Dean's (18:55) Fuel Alternatives
FistShark gets into finance with a new credit card and the executives discuss their musical tastes. In this episode: (00:40) The FistCard (16:25) Jazz Rifts
Val Kilmer is oozing something other than charm, Conrad is in the market for a new residence, and the executives discuss a hated rival. In this episode: (00:40) Crappy Homes (07:15) Polished Response (16:10) Mr. Kilmersworth (Special thanks to Carl Catron)
As they prepare for an annual sojourn to lobby Washington, the executives discuss the necessity of government in daily life. In this episode: (00:40) Illegislation
The horrifying truth behind one of entertainment's least likable figures threatens to be exposed and the executives attempt to inject new life into an institution of animated television. In this episode: (00:40) Simpletons (13:55) Ricky the Rat King
The local dentist has fresh complaints about FistShark, the majesty of Chad Kroeger is celebrated, and the executives are totally out of ideas. In this episode: (00:40) Office Grudge (11:00) KroegerCon (22:50) Drawing Blanks
A pilot program to teach children math doesn't go as planned and FistShark backs a new candidate for Mayor of Boston. In this episode: (00:40) Katanas 4 Kids (11:15) A Man's Asshole (18:45) Medax ex Machina
Jim develops a new television event for Gordon Ramsay, FistShark Medical has struck upon a new analgesic and a stage performer astonishes the team. In this episode: (00:40) Gordon Ramsay's Fuck Off (08:35) Vasectomystic (16:00) Pain Relief
The Senior Partners have redefined sex, to the dismay of the executives, while Miley Cyrus and Pauly Shore go into business together. In this episode: (00:40) Sex Reeducation (14:30) Miley Shore
The team works to sell the city of Boston's solution to an impending food crisis, Val Kilmer embraces technology, and a new wearable health tracker is set to change the world. In this episode: (00:40) Kilmputer (08:45) Food Shortage (17:55) Unfitbit
The team prepares to exact vengeance on a former client, Corey Feldman's inexplicable good luck is explored, and a new direction for a cultural icon meets with resistance. In this episode: (00:35) Feldman's Fortune(11:20) Guilty Feet(19:40) Assagna
Mark Hamill learns that he's been duped, Jeremy Renner is looking for sweet success in a new venture, and the FistShark IT department gets an upgrade. In this episode: (00:40) Baked Bads(10:00) Skywalker Blanch(18:35) Virtual Office
Conrad dares to ask a question that threatens a foundation of marketing, Jim attempts to start a schoolyard trend, and a convergence of two products results in yet another disaster. In this episode: (00:35) Fisking It(10:15) Maybe, Maybe Not(18:40) Gunny Bears
The team brainstorms ideas for new breakfast cereals and are forced to pivot when a court ruling doesn't go the way they expected. Meanwhile, Val is still Val. In this episode: (00:35) Celebrity Home Movies(11:10) Balanced Breakfast(20:50) Can't Stop Val
Dean Cain becomes even less enjoyable to spend time with, and the executives deal with another of Jim's questionable investment opportunities. In this episode: (00:40) The Infestation of Dean Cain(11:10) Barrel of Monkey Asses
The executives go to considerable lengths to prevent the Senior Partners from discovering an uncomfortable truth, and consider alternative alcohol packaging options. In this episode: (00:40) Nielsens(10:50) Vessels
A new pet appears poised to take over households throughout Boston, a recall is issued for a self-driving car, and the recent promotion of Craig to an executive role has catastrophic consequences. In this episode: (00:35) Craig the Executive(09:36) Grudges(18:25) Self-Driven
A rapidly growing case of mistaken identity becomes a political issue and FistShark prepares for a lucrative but troubling client to re-emerge. In this episode:(00:35) Ronald Returns(14:45) Killer Candidacy
The executives brainstorm ideas for a new prime time game show, Val Kilmer is unable to keep up with unexpected demand for one of his products, and it's "Bring a Child to Work" day at FistShark. In this episode: (00:35) Bring A Child(09:20) Val Scout Cookies(15:15) Points
A criminal wonderland isn't turning out to be a success, the search is on for a new Colonel Sanders, and fun for the whole family comes under fire. In this episode: (00:35) Speakhard(08:55) Kentucky Fried Mascots(15:35) Needles in a Haystack
The executives are faced with spinning a water crisis, a tragedy befalls their latest reality television venture, and the shape of things gets called into question. In this episode: (00:35) Skin Flint(09:30) Love Guns(16:47) Gone Flat
Miley Cyrus proves herself to be a true patriot and the executives consider the case of a curious collector. In this episode: (00:35) #MileyWatch(11:40) Lima Junction
A major project must be scrapped and re-envisioned when it's suddenly overshadowed, and the executives work to settle a dispute between two clients over the name of a dating app. In this episode: (00:45) Project Killer Base(18:50) Social Nomenclature
The relative of a Senior Partner has been making life difficult for some of the executives, and a copyright violation may be the key to reviving a dusty legacy. In this episode: (00:35) Edgar(11:55) Infringemov
The executives reflect on how their plans to beat Star Wars at its own game went horribly awry, and reliable talent such as Jason Statham comes at a cost. In this episode:(00:35) Better Than Star Wars Episode II: The Phantom Premiere(16:40) Professor Statham
Bono Vox wants his own musical holiday extravaganza and a new film offers a glimpse of a world where a crime against humanity never took place. In this episode:(00:45) A Very Bono Christmas(13:20) Cinematrocity
A violent revolution in one of FistShark's most important international markets is taking longer than usual, and the Senior Partners find new inspiration for their motivational strategies. In this episode: (00:35) Management Techniques: King James Edition(13:25) Viva Slaatvania
A new service promises to alleviate the guilt of relieving common bodily functions, Dr. Nightscream's new clinical trial program isn't working out, and the executives try to make their kids look good. In this episode: (00:40) Dr. Nightscreamgood(10:15) Big Daddy Burps(16:20) Office Fundraising
Orders from The Senior Partners send the executives into a panic and Paulson is introduced to FistShark's social media consultant. In this episode: (00:40) Vague Directives(09:50) The Dark Prince of SEO