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Two teenage guys in a storage barn getting together and talking about life. If you want more episodes and video content patreon.com/avocadopost is the place for you

Avocado Toast


    • May 20, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 71 EPISODES

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    The Avocado Toast podcast is an enjoyable and light-hearted listen that offers a unique combination of elements. From rapping with no rhymes to poetry that tugs at your heartstrings, the podcast offers a wide range of content. The hosts don't shy away from sharing embarrassing moments, creating random stories, or engaging in homemade mini games, which adds a fun and unpredictable element to each episode. Additionally, the chemistry between the hosts is evident in their banter and makes for an entertaining experience. Moreover, the podcast strikes a balance between being family-friendly and having content that appeals to a broad audience.

    However, there are some inconsistencies when it comes to uploading new episodes. The frequency can be irregular at times, leaving fans waiting for extended periods between releases. This inconsistency can be frustrating for listeners who eagerly anticipate new content from their favorite show. It would greatly improve the overall experience if the podcast could establish a more consistent upload schedule.

    In conclusion, despite the inconsistency in uploads, The Avocado Toast podcast remains a highly enjoyable show with its mix of humor, random moments, and camaraderie between the hosts. Listeners can expect to experience a rollercoaster of emotions from laughter to cringing while immersing themselves in this energetic and entertaining podcast. With some improvements in the uploading consistency department, this podcast has all the potential to become even better and continue attracting an enthusiastic fan base.



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    Latest episodes from Avocado Toast

    freestyling for people on craigslist - Ep67

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2025 102:57


    oh baby oh baby we are back, this one covers a lot SO LISTEN CLOSE DADGUMIT

    trying to find out chiggers agenda - Ep66

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2025 101:18


    a lot of questions to get answers! and who better to do it? Spoiler alert, its us!

    a rousing episode 65

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2025 119:18


    getting DEEP into the minds of women and wetting our wicks

    rape whistles and bible collage - Ep64

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2025 70:11


    tylers at bible collage but that WONT STOP US!! It did stop us kinda but shhhhhh

    happy holidays - Ep63

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 48:34


    There's nothing like a little holiday cheer for the whole family to enjoy—or almost all the family, depending on their size. . . ANWAY we hope you enjoy and have a Merry Christmas!

    worst ways to get a girls number - Ep62

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2024 98:03


    BAM BOOM BOP we are on a roll chat

    devious december is upon us - Ep61

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2024 78:29


    what a chaotic episode! take everything with a grain of sand and an hourglass!!

    arson and hot stuff - Ep60

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2024 78:53


    WE ARE BACK BABY!!! with a special guest!!

    that might have been a hit - Ep59

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2024 67:17


    this may have been a bad idea - Ep58

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 127:01


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    DONT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2024 75:12


    just listen to the title and save yourself

    cocaine and pur geanus - Ep56

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2024 64:40


    i mean, what more needs to be said?

    disrespectful women and Iron man Ep 55

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 18, 2024 53:21


    big life updates! things are heating up and we are talking about all the summer life updates, not to mention, 2 new segments! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    racist albums and giving up on love - Ep 54

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 4, 2024 74:22


    in episode 54 we critique new music, talk about soul traveling, and ICE CREAM, so make sure you don't miss out and listen to the episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    racist ice cream albums giving up on love
    Hey girl, are you a traffic cone? - Ep 53

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2024 76:43


    A mash up of old and new games and a new personality in the studio --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    randel joins the studio - Ep51

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2024 81:23


    sorry about the audio being messed up for this episode! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    you got the freedom to - Ep51

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 50:12


    woopty woo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    episode 50

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2024 79:21


    50 episodes of tom fooloary are now behind us, lets make the next 50 even better! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    financial blunders and alien attacks - ep49

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 93:16


    A lot of catch-ups were done, we made a lot of awful decisions, and had some adventures! financial blunders and alien attacks --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    9-5 in your sleep - ep48

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 27, 2024 60:18


    right on time babyyyy --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    We are a firefly, in the pit of hell - Ep47

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 87:58


    things got a bit out of pocket, pls don't be mad alleah --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    Tyler strikes friend and we get political - Ep46

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 63:52


    We brought back some OG segments so make sure you give it a listen! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    Bonus Thanksgiving episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 23, 2023 90:32


    come enjoy Thanksgiving day listening to the boova --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    conspiracy theories and a new guest - ep44

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 84:55


    noodling? yes. peeing on toads? yes. people turning into stone? yes, we cover it all! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    Ozzies think Heaven is Hell - Ep43

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 104:04


    WE ARE SO BACK! An other episode of conversations no one saw coming. New SEGMENTS! lots of fun in an other wild episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast our merch avocadotoast.art --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    Tyler gets humbled and Landon bullies kids - Ep42

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 18, 2023 82:28


    We. Are. Back --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    rubber? hotel ac? na, cigarettes - Ep41

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2023 105:28


    We had a special guest on! make sure you stick around to hear his fantastic singing and (not-so-amazing) rap skills! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    a very sensitive gameshow - Ep40

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 101:05


    im to tired to type it out --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    gym junki monkies take over planet fitness - Ep39

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2023 85:40


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    accidentally pushing your girlfriend into traffic - Ep38

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2023 87:51


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    women stereotypes and a car chase - Ep37

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 89:26


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next.getting chased and women stereotypes Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/avacodo-toast/message

    bad advise and exploring your mind through sleep - Ep36

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 73:21


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Solving world problems, with babys - Ep35

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 74:44


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Trying mushrooms with a special guest - Ep34

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2023 130:47


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast our merch avocadotoast.art our guest _logan.yoder on instagram --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Tyler reads Landon's search history - Ep33

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 104:06


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! avocadotoast.art is our merch store! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    crack pipes and people groups - Ep32

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2023 117:32


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Our merch can be found at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Mabye Kanye isnt so crazy. . . Ep31

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 61:51


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Is Operation Christmas child a scam?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 39:59


    We cover a lot in this bonus episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Mark Rober Sent us a Package?

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 77:22


    A MYSTERY PACKAGE!? Throwing Pixy Dust in your Eye? All this and more in today's episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Buy our merch at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Tyler breaches airport security to launch a drone strike - Ep29

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 98:01


    Hitting people's cars then hitting THEM! Are your grandparents still alive? And who won the 50-dollar giveaway? All this is covered in today's episode! Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Buy our merch at avocadotoast.art Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast Tyler breaches airport security to launch a drone strike --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Don't do drugs unless you're over 21 and your parents say it's ok - Ep28

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 97:19


    Do you think that blobfish are underrated? Have you ever gotten shot in the knee? All these questions and more are COVERED in this episode! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast Clothing store avocadotoast.art Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message Don't do drugs unless you're over 21 and your parents say it's ok --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    If you look hard enough there's a little bit of Jew everywhere - Ep27

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 129:55


    There's so much to process in this episode! We have a surprise guest on the show today; he has some fun stories! From talking to Mormons to enjoying a cold in the winter! If you want some fantastic premium content you can find that on Patreon at www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Fight Harambe or Fall From a Hot Air Balloon - Ep26

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2022 93:21


    What do you think the best way to die is? And why do doctors always hide behind a glass window?? Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    local spice merchant and friend of the podcast - Ep25

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2022 125:55


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    how to solve world hunger in 5 steps - Ep24

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2022 65:20


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Do the dew before the dew does you - Ep23

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 99:33


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    How to get over your ex that now likes your best friend? - Ep23

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 64:36


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Landon has a new addiction - Ep22

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 78:32


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Tyler has Ebola - Ep21

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 76:04


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    60 seconds in the life of Joe Biden - Ep20

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 87:00


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

    Devoirce and Resistance - Ep19

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 90:23


    We cover a lot in this episode, so make sure you follow so you get notified when we upload next. Instagram @the_avocado_toast_podcast go follow for polls, announcements, pictures, and so much more! Subscribe to our Patreon for exclusive content! www.patreon.com/avocadotoast ---  Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/avacodo-toast/message

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