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The world's ONLY podcast. Featuring the members of highly influential noise-pop supergroup, Flowers of Disgust talking about stuff and making noises, music and sounds.

Flowers of Disgust


    • Nov 2, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 4m AVG DURATION
    • 61 EPISODES


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    00051 Nixon's Cat

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2020 92:48


    Would upside-down basketball players dribble on the ceiling or on the floor? Ethics Panel: I asked the dude at the store to ring me up for 2 pumpkins and then I took 3 pumpkins

    00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 51:21


    Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??​​, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' American Democracy Is Doomed (Vox Magazine, 2015) The post 00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2018 51:22


    Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??​​, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' American Democracy Is Doomed (Vox Magazine, 2015)

    00028 Rooster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017 48:16


    Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??! The post 00028 Rooster first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00028 Rooster

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2017 48:17


    Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??!

    00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2017 47:00


    Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spice Girls Death Order Songs: Purple Rain On the Sunny Side of the Street Supporting Materials Family Chatters podcast Why do UFOs Have External Lights? Frederick … Continue reading 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train → The post 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2017 47:01


    Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spice Girls Death Order Songs: Purple Rain On the Sunny Side of the Street Supporting Materials Family Chatters podcast Why do UFOs Have External Lights? Frederick … Continue reading 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train →

    00049 Naughty Ol’ Human Head Sitting There

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2016 87:16


    2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular The post 00049 Naughty Ol' Human Head Sitting There first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00049 Naughty Ol’ Human Head Sitting There

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2016 87:16


    2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular

    00048 Trilobites Are Doin’ It For Themselves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2016 39:37


    Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request The post 00048 Trilobites Are Doin' It For Themselves first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00048 Trilobites Are Doin’ It For Themselves

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2016 39:37


    Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request

    00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2016 66:38


    Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name? The post 00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2016 66:38


    Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name?

    00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2016 66:57


    Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Bathtub in Exactly 32 Steps, Reviews of movies h'ain't none of us ever done seen. The post 00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2016 66:33


    Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Bathtub in Exactly 32 Steps, Reviews of movies h'ain't none of us ever done seen.

    00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2016 102:45


    Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Show Notes: Is Richard Dreyfus still alive? How to make bathtub gin and skip this podcast Buzz Aldrin / Snoop Dogg collaboration: Matthew Newton article … Continue reading 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume → The post 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2016 102:45


    Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Show Notes: Is Richard Dreyfus still alive? How to make bathtub gin and skip this podcast Buzz Aldrin / Snoop Dogg collaboration: Matthew Newton article … Continue reading 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume →

    00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2016 79:07


    Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits The post 00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2016


    Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits

    00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2016 66:17


    5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (1989) wherein Scrooge’s nephews trick him into thinking it’s a day later than it really is, so he will give them their allowance money … Continue reading 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? → The post 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2016


    5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (1989) wherein Scrooge’s nephews trick him into thinking it’s a day later than it really is, so he will give them their allowance money … Continue reading 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? →

    00041 All About Duck Eggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2016 64:29


    Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing The post 00041 All About Duck Eggs first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00041 All About Duck Eggs

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2016


    Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing

    00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2015 90:38


    Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles. The post 00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2015


    Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles.

    00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015 89:16


    2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delivered Flatly and without Emotion, Serious Discussion: Time Travel: Solid-State Model Vs. Many Worlds Model: Which is: Better? The post 00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2015


    2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delivered Flatly and without Emotion, Serious Discussion: Time Travel: Solid-State Model Vs. Many Worlds Model: Which is: Better?

    00038 I’m Your DJ Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2015 70:21


    2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name? The post 00038 I'm Your DJ Now first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00038 I’m Your DJ Now

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2015


    2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name?

    00024 Not in a Basketball Mood

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2015 45:08


    Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers The post 00024 Not in a Basketball Mood first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00024 Not in a Basketball Mood

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2015


    Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers

    00036 Human Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2015 44:14


    What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Discussions #, Jeremy Mullis from North Carolina quits podcast The post 00036 Human Teeth first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00036 Human Teeth

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2015


    What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Discussions #, Jeremy Mullis from North Carolina quits podcast

    00033 The Otis Hypotenuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2015 72:14


    Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song? The post 00033 The Otis Hypotenuse first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00033 The Otis Hypotenuse

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2015 72:15


    Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song?

    00037 Larry Bird’s Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2015


    Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick," Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up? A Series of Controversial Statements

    00037 Larry Bird's Penis

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2015 55:05


    Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick," Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up? A Series of Controversial Statements Songs: Ain't No Sunshine, Short People --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2015 60:50


    I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck The post 00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2015 60:49


    I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck

    00029 John Hughes’ Ring Cycle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2015 73:00


    Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears The post 00029 John Hughes' Ring Cycle first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00029 John Hughes’ Ring Cycle

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2015 73:00


    Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears

    00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2015 52:17


    2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly. The post 00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2015 52:18


    2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly.

    00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2015 75:54


    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name? The post 00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2015 75:54


    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name?

    00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2015 74:01


    Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?). The post 00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2015 74:02


    Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?).

    00021 A Gresham’s Law of Cookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2015 61:46


    Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count. The post 00021 A Gresham's Law of Cookies first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00021 A Gresham’s Law of Cookies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2015 61:46


    Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count.

    00020 The Jefferson Abacus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2015 40:39


    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees? The post 00020 The Jefferson Abacus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/bearfriendteaparty/message

    00020 The Jefferson Abacus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2015 40:40


    Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees?

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