An insightful tour of the American way of life. Your ears will buzz with delight as you join your friends in navigating through the hellscape that is the modern world. Love is valueless, morality is subjective, and ignorance is freedom. Laughter is the only escape, and we're throwing you a life vest. Debase yourself, it's so cool and fun.
FIRST HOUR FREE, FULL EPISODE ON PATREON patreon.com/carcrashpod @rarecandypod1@dollpariah @electionlegal feels good to be home
featuring Red Pill Girl Friend @redpillbelle BACK TO THE BASICS. YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN CAR CRASH AND RPGF LINK UP. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FATHER.
featuring Josh & Maddie (EVIL THESPIAN) @tragic_fruit @mymissmadi (IG)
featuring Stained Hanes (718TV) @BANNED FROM TWITTER @STAINED_HANES ON INSTAGRAM
featuring Filthy Armenian (Filthy Armenian Adventures/The Back Wall) @FilthyArmenian
featuring Slothman (Drunk on Movies/Slothcast) (@Slothcaster)
NO ONE IS FUCKING WITH US. CAR CRASH IS THE BEST. REST IN PEACE, EDDIE GUERRERO.
featuring Steve Bannon & Raheem Kassam (War Room: Pandemic)
feat. Glen Rockney (Rare Candy) @GlenRockney @Rarecandypod1
feat. @actualgrant (Contra Gentiles) we never meant to hurt nobody
Got fuckin Zach @asukahomo, host of I'm So Popular, and Mitch @EMPURE_US, host of If Anyone's Listening on this one. You already know what the fuck it is. I don't have to say shit.
dON;T really remember what we talked about. i named the file batman and i remember watchign that recently.. good flick. see u soon.
Help has arrived. Finally, a new episode from the only show that genuinely loves you. Our journey isn't over. Not by a fucking long shot, bitch. This podcast is a gun and we've got a bandana that gives us infinite ammo. Get ready. Our finger's itching. Peace.
part 2 of the double header - One of our favorite guys Zack (@lemuriantime on twitter) joins us to talk 9/11, early 2000s video game nostalgia, cybernetics, and just the general psychofuckery going on with the zeitgeist. Nothing but love on this one.
part 1 of our double header - classic 1 am cast with the boys. i start the episode bitching and crying, it ends with me smiling and feeling cutely happy (grinning and chuckling.) that's just some of the stuff 2 expect on this one for sure. chris to be kreme'd do you get it?
Fuck man. Really suck at keeping up. I'm blackpilled, Mitch is redpilled. Pills pills pills. Stop taking them.
Did you miss us? Ryan's on vacation to Miami, so it's just me and Gary again. Is it gay if a woman sticks a finger in your ass?
My laptop shut off during recording. Still a good episode with the boys from Rare Candy though. Sorry it's late.
yo wats up. this shit crazy. censored names so no one gets pissy. rip dmx. hope you didn't really sell your soul.
I’ll let you figure out why this is here
For the first time, for this episode I took some notes on what we talked about while I was recording so I could write it here. Here's what i wrote: "shitty lil nas x, stripping, mushrooms, american + japanese horror stuff, steam games." Helpful, right? Just fucking listen.
After an unsuccessful attempt to land him earlier, Gaye Stepdad joins us to talk about docking, Chuck Tingle, his beef with a certain cornball twitter anarchist, and the culture at large.
Did my boy dirty on this one. Sorry man. It was funny though.
Old friend of the cast and enthusiastic Biden voter, Mitch Jump comes back to the cast to catch up.
The artist formerly known as Gorgonzola Man sat down with the boys to have a heart-to-heart. More of Gary's deep lore was also uncovered.
you know, the last episode was pretty heavy on the woman-hate in some parts, so we got a lady on this episode to shield us from criticism. she then went on to say a lot of shit that people sometimes don't usually like hearing. looks like we can't win with you guys. sorry. love you. (car crash is an open forum podcast and guests do not always share our views but sometimes they do but not like all the time.)
Jack, the beloved hero of podcasting, joins us to talk fragrance, the state of the union, and how much we all love women and the jokes we make are ironic at all times. Irony is hilarious and we'd never say anything we mean cause that's gay lol.
Talked about the usual stuff: Portilini poppers, Pussy Lines, speedrunning crash bandicoot warped. Cool shit like that.
Some said that it couldn't be done. Some said that I was too retarded to upload an episode two weeks in a row. Some people said not to buy $GME. Something that you'll have to learn is that sometimes, some people are just wrong.
Hey. What did we miss? Anything cool? Seems like not. The haters and losers had a field day while we were gone, but we're back to reclaim the throne. Your favorite whitepill distribution center is open for business once again.
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