Coffee And Memes

The unrealised potential of the Cornish pasty is exposed once and for all. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

I'm away in Cornwall touching grass and eating ass. So you are lumbered with an episode from the Patreon a few months back. I'll be back Saturday and this weeks Patreon episode will be up on Sunday so fear not. 

Tracey Rhodes joins me for a discussion about the all important list. Get an extra episode a week at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

Far and away the gayest episode of Coffee And Memes to date. Beware the Grant Macdonald tangent! Get an extra episode a week at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

The gory details of my absence are revealed.  Get an extra episode a week at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

Thing that are older are betterer then the things the are newerer. ok. www.patreon.com/thresholdfm  

Fever dream of an episode involving some very libellous list making. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon www.patreon.com/thresholdfm 

The Rolf-a-roo has karked it, Mizzy turns himself in and Spiderman takes down the BBC nonces   Get an extra episode a week on www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

We check back in with some old favourites, cast rash judgements and jump to spurious conclusions. Same as it ever was. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon: www.patreon.com/thresholdfm 

Sweet Johnny returns on another fact finding mission into the void. Get an extra episode a week on www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

Stand up, put on hand to your heart and swear allegiance to the man with the most children ever!    Get an extra episode a week on Patreon at www.patreon.com/thresholdfm 

I now work for the Dorset tourist board, I head up Nate Diaz's legal defensive and I am a staunch advocate that seagull sex work is real work. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon www.patreon.com/thresholdfm  

There are people who are 'i live in a car' influencers. I hate them. We plot Wendel's redemption arc and ponder who might have been in MK Ultra. Get an extra episode a week on www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

We douse ourselves in white woman energy and attack the world with oblivious abandon. We check with NXIVM cult leader Kieth and try and raise a few quid for our Polish pen pal. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

We catch up with all our bad bad boys who may or may not be in the clink. Our Polish gal pal's handler is giving sexy bond villain vibes and war tourist no-faps his way behind Taliban lines. Get an extra episode a week on patreon www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

We catch up with friends of the show Kanye West, Charles Bronson and Josef Fritzl.   Get an extra episode a week on www.patreon.com/thresholdfm

Sweet Johnny returns to the show to discuss the sexy banter of January 6th and the Shamima Begum, Fred Again Moombahton collab for a donkey sanctuary. Get an extra episode a week on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/thresholdfm 

I've created a monster.  Join the Patreon and get an extra episode a week starting this Friday: https://www.patreon.com/thresholdfm  

The results of my psychopathy test are in and no one is surprised. Join the Patreon here and from next week get a bonus episode each week and name at the end of the show: https://www.patreon.com/thresholdfm 

Back to the sad and ugly business of leafing through the dregs of the internet and making what we can of it.

Today we say thank you to a man who's only crime was loving America too much

Please enjoy this week late podcast upload. Thank you.

Russian killer grannies, China is disappearing it's billionaires and can't an inanimate object truly consent?

All the fun and joy you've come to expect from Mossad funded radio show, Coffee And Memes.

Jake Paul is a bell, how to rig your own election, shit and a box and Tom Cruise goes full Christian Bale. Coffee And Memes is back on YouTube. Make of that what you will.

I shouldn't have left you, without some sick memes to step to. Ya boy is back though and the triggering is real.

So apparently Bounty Killer and Serani are woke as fuck on Covid, 9/11 and vaccines! What a time to be alive.

Squiff drops in to pass judgement on the election and unmask QAnon/Bigfoot and who shot JR!!

Jimmy Budd and Hayley Simpson stop by some high level election analysis and political punditry.

My life take another nose dive as I find myself fishing for content in a fictional wank diary from the metro.

As if 2020 couldn't get any worse we find out EDM artist 'R3hab' has done a version of Smells Like Teen Spirit

The Queen is out of pocket due to the Rona, I suggest a few ways she can raise a pound note!

Your boi has knobled his ankle and needs to go get a sexy-ray!

Grab your popcorn, call your mates, get the bag in.

So we put the Cayman Islands in your car dawg!

Largely ridiculous episode that descends into afterparty jukebox. Twisted Maxwell is the stuff of true nightmares.

Sweet Johnny is back with much toot about illegal raves and snakes down the throat!  

Did you know that giving someone herpes is illegal? I didn't!

I voice my concerns about the ongoing anti-shepard sentiment we hear regularly in the mainstream media and see first hand what happens when they fight back.

It's is my birthday but that doesn't mean i have forgotten how to fuck!    

Taking on the big questions as ever. Are Smurfs a race, a species or merely a culture? What are their likely political ideologies? Will they ever evolve beyond the level of beasts?   Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with the promo code: LOBSTERS

We take a trip into the world of Troughman, the Sydney Pisspig. Look at him go. Oh lord he must smell bad!   Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with the promo code: LOBSTERS

I discuss the social importance of the KFC Family Bucket, Weekend Dad and how the Trickstar Children got caught in a moment.   Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with promo code: LOBSTERS 

Boris Johnson drops in to do an intro for the show. Me and Jimmy break down the imminent Musk Vs Depp cage fight and Mitten is my dad. 

Sweet Johnny is in and absolutely shook! We get into the new Spor EP and the scientific recommendations surrounding glory holes.

Everything is absolutely fine. No need to worry, panic or lose your shit. I am sure there is a rational explanation for all of this.   Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with promo code: LOBSTERS

We cover a Coffee And Memes goodtimes girl whose cleverly expoilting the free markets to relieve weird dudes of their cash. I ponder what it would take for me to start a puppy boy OnlyFans account.    Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with promo code: LOBSTERS

I discuss my theories about the #FreeBritney movement and my continuing disgust for the Upside Down House. Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with promo code: LOBSTERS

We are making laws based on memes now apparently and I bore Sweet Johnny half to tears with the Ghislaine Maxwell banter. Get 10% OFF at www.doubledrop.coffee with the promo code: LOBSTERS

The Brighton Autonomous Zone has fallen. Razoline Lucas is no more. Elon's ex is forced to defend some very bizarre accusations.

Wild episode, not for the faint hearted. The arrest of Ghislaine Maxwell combined with too much coffee cause a near overload of the feathery one.