Full-frontal spiritual esoterica, conspiracy theories, evolutionary biology, dysevolutionary 2020s, current events, current pandemics, truth, post-truth.
I human damnit I author my future to degree, by 12.3 or 3.12 if you're an American I will purge myself of US Stupidity which is R-worded. Thanks.
didn't make it through the first 48 but it's been long enough
an unfortunate revival in this probably-penultimate chapter of the shitshow
yo tryna release CP more sporadically yo putting one last barn-burner out there to stop burning you hurt my heart you woman you thank God for friends Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Seeking to become the CKing. It'd be a lot easier if I just wanted to fuck all the bitches.
Flight. Concords. Leo and Namir get down to business talking and having discussions and saying things a few days before Trump and Biden supposedly do the same in the first presidential debate. 2024 hoorah.
The guys meet in-person for the first time in over two years, convening in the zip code 60606 where they used to work together to work together on something grander – a bold exploration of non-monogamy, cuckold kingdoms, the new earth, mathematics and music.
Jungle time with the L&S team. Never get too shamanic bro.
Don't look at me; I'm just writing episode details while listening to No Church In The Wild
FREEDOM! We need freedom, Warden. Warden approaches his move to Las Vegas as the other guy approaches his move to the modern-day cave. Yeah. Things are discussed and things are anticipated and upon things we reflect.
Selling controllers and clarifying the vision
Can Namir survive Illa's 5AM break-in, being held hostage, withdrawal, the CIA and Germany all at the same time?!?
Illa once lived by a street called 27 de Abril: https://goo.gl/maps/HuTYX9h4jE96gkVG7 Happy April 27th.
There's really maybe something going down here
The most sober podcast in the history of the universe.
Nothing to see here, recording on this fine night of 6 March, 2023. Everything to hear here, releasing on this fine morning of 7 March, 2023.
Leo, the materialist of modernity, battles Namir, the spiritual loon.
We didn't mean anything we said. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
If you have a special occasion coming up and want to celebrate at The Aviary... DONT. Buy a bottle of vodka and black out on your bathroom floor, it'll be a more enjoyable experience. My friends and I got a prefix menu at The Library. It came with two basic cocktails and food. The cocktails were okay but nothing better than you'd get at Moneygun or The Darling or BoozeBox. The food was criminal. Popcorn with too much truffle shaved on to make it expensive and some oysters with caviar that tasted like a big gulp of the Atlantic Ocean. All 3 of us spent THE NEXT TWO DAYS completely incapacitated by the worst food poisoning I've experienced. Certainly not what we paid for. Want a fancy cocktail? You're in west loop, go anywhere else. Lazy Bird, BoozeBox, The Darling, Momotaro, all these places cost less and wont poison you. The hype around Alinea group is all but dead, overhyped garbage in a crowded market that is leaving them behind. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
First it was a brew and a bro, then it was a joint and a bro, but now all we need is a new Consciousness Porn episode with your favorite Tobacbros. Namir returns from a 45-day stint in the Amazon jungle, during which he had 20 Ayahuasca ceremonies and 8 tobacco ceremonies. Leo weighs in on Russia's initiation of WW3, from which Bill Gates will save us. Ignore Leo's parting advice and breathe with your diaphragm, kids. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
AJ Rants as an Indie Folk Song Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
After over 100 days, Namir and Leo reconvene to reflect on the usual ― drugs, spiritualism and the state of this clown world. Amidst the debate over whether medical tyranny will ever end, they discuss Namir's recent move to an Ecuadorian haven for expat conspiracy theorists. They also develop the hypothesis by which breatharianism is the future (after bug-eating and veganism) and briefly solve reality. You're welcome. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes The Great Reset is here... for Namir, who abstains from food for five days and locks himself in a pitch-black room to meditate. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Namir embarks on a new lifestyle of Inedia, or Breatharianism ― foregoing food to subsist off of prana (life force energy) alone, via sunlight and breathing. From Wikipedia: It is a deadly pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes The Secret, Manifesting $10,000,000, Mega-Yachts, Hedonism, Winner Effect, Spiral Dynamics, Spiritualism Delusions, Nihilism. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Texas (and its collapse), Ted Cruz, Porn, Monogamy, Western Civilization (and its collapse), Masculinity, The Singularity and Spiritual Gurus. Speaking of spiritual gurus, Namir quits weed and all consciousness-altering substances. For real this time. Leo buys a high-tech drone-videocamera. Neither Leo nor footage recorded on his drone have any affiliation with Bill Gates or the Gates Foundation. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Namir and Leo reconvene to discuss Namir's recent Ayahuasca retreat, the TV show Nathan For You, dominance hierarchies, the collapse of our systems, Gamestop stock madness, collective madness, and the coming evolution in consciousness. Today, 2/8/21, marks more than just the return of Consciousness Porn. It marks the first day of a pledge of sobriety by your hosts: Namir will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least one year, starting today. Leo will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least this workweek. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Namir and Leo are joined by Darth Trader, a legendary financial guru and pro-China pundit, for the last conversation of 2020. We welcome the fifth Mayan sun and the new earth on the eve of many events: The conjunction between Jupiter and Saturn, the Christmas Star, and the return of Christ. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Namir and Leo catch up to discuss gender, marriage, the future of dating and the present reality of dating (witches and vampires) in 2020. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
Episode Notes Namir Osdell and Leo Gates (no relation to Bill Gates, or to the WHO, CDC, CIA or Big Tech) welcome you to the Consciousness Porn podcast ― a chronicle of patently absurd times. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn
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