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Full-frontal spiritual esoterica, conspiracy theories, evolutionary biology, dysevolutionary 2020s, current events, current pandemics, truth, post-truth.

Namir Osdell & Leo Gates


    • May 7, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 38m AVG DURATION
    • 50 EPISODES


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    #50 – Silence

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2025 185:06


    #49 – Instinct

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2025 2:28


    Más no más. 402 días hasta 420. 26

    #48 – By the Twelve Minus Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2025 307:03


    I human damnit I author my future to degree, by 12.3 or 3.12 if you're an American I will purge myself of US Stupidity which is R-worded. Thanks.

    #47 –

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2025 15:06


    #46 – Nothing to See Hear

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2025 21:16


    didn't make it through the first 48 but it's been long enough

    #45 – Real New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2025 69:02


    figuring it out

    #44 – Fin y Nuevo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2025 157:35


    omg it's actually over

    #43 – Cataclysmic Psychedelic Sickness

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 246:05


    an unfortunate revival in this probably-penultimate chapter of the shitshow

    #42 – Half Cataclysm

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 485:11


    yo tryna release CP more sporadically yo putting one last barn-burner out there to stop burning you hurt my heart you woman you thank God for friends Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #41 – All Cataclysm

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2024 120:33


    Aliens or what?

    #40 – CKing's Great Mystery

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2024 74:00


    Seeking to become the CKing. It'd be a lot easier if I just wanted to fuck all the bitches.

    #39 – Enough

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2024 112:31


    shamefully shameless

    #38 – SCS Conception & Darkness

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 17, 2024 41:11


    this field cannot be left blank

    #37 – Friend, Mom, Self

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2024 156:44


    We're out here

    #36 – In the Office Yet Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 39:20


    Flight. Concords. Leo and Namir get down to business talking and having discussions and saying things a few days before Trump and Biden supposedly do the same in the first presidential debate. 2024 hoorah.

    #35 – In Person Yet Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 65:57


    The guys meet in-person for the first time in over two years, convening in the zip code 60606 where they used to work together to work together on something grander – a bold exploration of non-monogamy, cuckold kingdoms, the new earth, mathematics and music.

    #34 – Nothing and NowHere

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2024 21:44


    Jungle time with the L&S team. Never get too shamanic bro.

    #33 – Jesus was a Carpenter

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2024 62:29


    Don't look at me; I'm just writing episode details while listening to No Church In The Wild

    #32 – Before the U.S.A.

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2024 61:01


    Vamos a ver

    #31 – Before the Dark

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2024 47:05


    FREEDOM! We need freedom, Warden. Warden approaches his move to Las Vegas as the other guy approaches his move to the modern-day cave. Yeah. Things are discussed and things are anticipated and upon things we reflect.

    #30 – How to Live Forever

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2024 148:32


    Jesus here we are, a new era of CP

    #29 – Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 192:31


    Cringe receptor burnout, change of eras, jungle girl hurricane

    #28 – Light, Shadows and Creation

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 39:09


    Selling controllers and clarifying the vision

    #27 – Running on Empty

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 25, 2023 31:14


    probs the last one for a while

    #26 – Death, Aliens and Rebirth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 42:21


    #25 – 5AM-Squared Avant-Garde SOS

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2023 219:49


    Can Namir survive Illa's 5AM break-in, being held hostage, withdrawal, the CIA and Germany all at the same time?!?

    #24 – Smokewater Dieta and the Dawn of 5AM-ism

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2023 211:07


    Namaste Ōṃ

    #23 – Warden, Foghorn and the Lastish Joint

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2023


    Illa once lived by a street called 27 de Abril: https://goo.gl/maps/HuTYX9h4jE96gkVG7 Happy April 27th.

    #22 – Venting about Foghorn

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 16, 2023 89:47


    There's really maybe something going down here

    #21 – First New Moon

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2023 51:48


    The most sober podcast in the history of the universe.

    #20 – Nothing

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 23:59


    Nothing to see here, recording on this fine night of 6 March, 2023. Everything to hear here, releasing on this fine morning of 7 March, 2023.

    #19 – The New New Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 73:40


    Namir and Leo talk yet again

    #18 – The Last Last

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 120:42


    OVER!

    #17 – The Last End

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2023 130:23


    Leo, the materialist of modernity, battles Namir, the spiritual loon.

    #16 – The End

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 58:02


    We didn't mean anything we said. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #15 – The Dark Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022


    Seriously, this episode is painfully boring

    #14 – The Bottom

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2022 56:47


    #13 – A New Direction

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 2, 2022 71:33


    If you have a special occasion coming up and want to celebrate at The Aviary... DONT. Buy a bottle of vodka and black out on your bathroom floor, it'll be a more enjoyable experience. My friends and I got a prefix menu at The Library. It came with two basic cocktails and food. The cocktails were okay but nothing better than you'd get at Moneygun or The Darling or BoozeBox. The food was criminal. Popcorn with too much truffle shaved on to make it expensive and some oysters with caviar that tasted like a big gulp of the Atlantic Ocean. All 3 of us spent THE NEXT TWO DAYS completely incapacitated by the worst food poisoning I've experienced. Certainly not what we paid for. Want a fancy cocktail? You're in west loop, go anywhere else. Lazy Bird, BoozeBox, The Darling, Momotaro, all these places cost less and wont poison you. The hype around Alinea group is all but dead, overhyped garbage in a crowded market that is leaving them behind. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #12 – Tales of Tobacco

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 65:21


    First it was a brew and a bro, then it was a joint and a bro, but now all we need is a new Consciousness Porn episode with your favorite Tobacbros. Namir returns from a 45-day stint in the Amazon jungle, during which he had 20 Ayahuasca ceremonies and 8 tobacco ceremonies. Leo weighs in on Russia's initiation of WW3, from which Bill Gates will save us. Ignore Leo's parting advice and breathe with your diaphragm, kids. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #11 – Literal Vampire Potbelly Goblins

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2021 80:00


    AJ Rants as an Indie Folk Song Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #10 – CPMOV001

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 39:29


    Enough is enough.

    #9 – Tribalism Ad Infinitum

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2021 106:06


    After over 100 days, Namir and Leo reconvene to reflect on the usual ― drugs, spiritualism and the state of this clown world. Amidst the debate over whether medical tyranny will ever end, they discuss Namir's recent move to an Ecuadorian haven for expat conspiracy theorists. They also develop the hypothesis by which breatharianism is the future (after bug-eating and veganism) and briefly solve reality. You're welcome. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #8 – The Never-Ending Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2021 45:26


    Episode Notes The Great Reset is here... for Namir, who abstains from food for five days and locks himself in a pitch-black room to meditate. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #7 – The Breatharian Journey

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 63:30


    Episode Notes Namir embarks on a new lifestyle of Inedia, or Breatharianism ― foregoing food to subsist off of prana (life force energy) alone, via sunlight and breathing. From Wikipedia: It is a deadly pseudoscience, and several adherents of these practices have died from starvation or dehydration. It is an established fact that humans require food and water (nutrients) to survive. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #6 – Everything's a Scam and Nothing's Worth Wanting

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2021 91:20


    Episode Notes The Secret, Manifesting $10,000,000, Mega-Yachts, Hedonism, Winner Effect, Spiral Dynamics, Spiritualism Delusions, Nihilism. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #5 – The Last, Last, Last Joint

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2021 108:00


    Episode Notes Texas (and its collapse), Ted Cruz, Porn, Monogamy, Western Civilization (and its collapse), Masculinity, The Singularity and Spiritual Gurus. Speaking of spiritual gurus, Namir quits weed and all consciousness-altering substances. For real this time. Leo buys a high-tech drone-videocamera. Neither Leo nor footage recorded on his drone have any affiliation with Bill Gates or the Gates Foundation. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #4 – Light, Shadows and Getting High

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2021 86:45


    Episode Notes Namir and Leo reconvene to discuss Namir's recent Ayahuasca retreat, the TV show Nathan For You, dominance hierarchies, the collapse of our systems, Gamestop stock madness, collective madness, and the coming evolution in consciousness. Today, 2/8/21, marks more than just the return of Consciousness Porn. It marks the first day of a pledge of sobriety by your hosts: Namir will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least one year, starting today. Leo will ingest no consciousness-altering substances for at least this workweek. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #3 – Three Wise Men

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 26, 2020


    Episode Notes Namir and Leo are joined by Darth Trader, a legendary financial guru and pro-China pundit, for the last conversation of 2020. We welcome the fifth Mayan sun and the new earth on the eve of many events: The conjunction between Jupiter and Saturn, the Christmas Star, and the return of Christ. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #2 – The Chi-Comms are Coming

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2020 19:36


    Episode Notes Namir and Leo catch up to discuss gender, marriage, the future of dating and the present reality of dating (witches and vampires) in 2020. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

    #1 – Introducing Consciousness Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2020 86:30


    Episode Notes Namir Osdell and Leo Gates (no relation to Bill Gates, or to the WHO, CDC, CIA or Big Tech) welcome you to the Consciousness Porn podcast ― a chronicle of patently absurd times. Support Consciousness Porn by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/consciousness-porn

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