Podcast by 94.9 The Rock

Are you a Phubber?? We'll find out. Spaceballs 2 & Celeb Stuff. More Stupid Stuff and good news. Are washcloth people strange? And more random things we all do! #RockMornings Craig & Lucky Weekday Mornings starting at 5, OR On Demand on the Rock App Want to be on stage with 3 Days Grace? Tune in next week!!!

What's next for the Leafs? Joke songs that became hits and more #CelebStuff Time's Influential list and Noah Kahan. Walmart branding change, and Lucky's going to LCBO!

Leafs are almost done and Phrases you say when over 30. Who's the greatest action star of all time and more #Celebstuff Odd food combinations. A THC Breathalyzer coming soon. Plus more #RandumbFacts! #RockMornings with Craig & Lucky Weekday Mornings starting at 5, OR On Demand on the Rock App

Is A.I coming for your job? OR will it give you more days off? The cost of things going up. One more Holy Mackinaw, Joe Bowen signs off. Some Stupid Stuff. And Chris Palmer answers a listener bathtub question.

The Masters. Craig's on the bus?? How much do your pets cost you? Artemis II splashes down. And could your cooking compete with pros?

Artemis 2 coming home. Good News. Stupid stuff & #Celebstuff Sunday in a great day, Masters Sunday & Grilled Cheese Day! Plus more #RandumbFacts #RockMornings with Craig & Lucky

The Masters begins. The Ketamine Queen sentenced. More #celebstuff Who's farts smell worse? Who's smarter, you or your parents? Craig's pool opening, and cheap veggies. #RockMornings

Celeb stuff and Lucky rekindles his relationship with Gym! How is Joey Chestnut still alive? Are baseball manager arguments too much drama? Should there be a limit to drive thru orders? And has Craig's therapist had enough of him already?

Do you have a sweet tooth? Is it the end of Spiderman? #celebstuff What age is too old for kids still living at home? The Leafs woes and the Jays get destroyed. Plus Handcafted by Chris Palmer talks about nightmare homes.

How do you eat a cracker using utensils...and why? Ed introduces a new word to describe morons and rails against Doug Ford's dumb update to the Blue Box recycling program, Billy the Kidd uses Spiderman-like moves to escape a difficult situation, Ed puts caller Jorge on blast, Manchild talks staycation, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about cell-phone addiction, leading Ed and caller Brandon to play 'Old Men Yelling at Clouds' and much more!

Would you put a Nampon in your nose? What is 'carnal tunnel syndrome'? What were Ed's experiences with a Playboy and Penthouse model? These questions are answered, plus zero-gravity toilets, Ryan the Trucker's encounters with US Border guards, new caller Bill's plans for revenge, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about 'Alone Time' and more!

What is that weird blue light pulsating every night through the windows of Andrew's odd neighbour?? This plus more on tonight's All-Night Show!

Chatting careers with LoriAnn. A botched cruise proposal. Joining the EU. Were humans born monogamous? Who's the worst type of person to sit next to on a flight? And more #RandumbFacts! #RockMornings Craig & Lucky.

Easter weekend. Parenting changes. Craig watches the Jays. The Moon launch. A birthday gift and advice from a 100 year old. Sunlight on Demand? #Celebstuff. And Rock Paper Scissors.

The April Fool's Rules! Baby Boa. Pig semen eyedrops? Bob Marley's dreadlock sale. Changing your Gmail address. And a mystery man has some explaining to do!

Ed opens his Chinese-buffet-obtained fortune cookie on-air and his disappointment is epic, as is his disdain for The Juno Awards; Sherry pitted her little scooter against a large pickup truck in a game of chicken on a narrow roadway...guess who won? Billy the Kidd explains his interpretion of "getting lucky"; overnight newspaper delivery guy Jason shares some adventures and Triple T is faced with a Hobson's Choice for a new intro sting. Plus - Getting Through the Night with peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast)!

The BEST calls and content from the All-Night Show, March 23 - 27, 2026!

Today we talk Celeb Stuff. AI Stuff, #RandumbFacts & Survival Tips Plus Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks house siding after the rain! And don't forget to tune in tomorrow (Wed) for your first chance at Muse Tix!

CONSPIRACY THEORY DEBUNKED - Ed puts to rest the theory that the King of Rock n' Roll, Elvis faked his death - and uses proof that no other investigator has! Plus, Ed debates with a listener who believes Top Gun & Top Gun 2 are the best 2 movies ever made, calls out newscasters who drop in and out of spanish accents, invokes Pavlovian conditioning for a ticket give-away and more. Billy the Kidd shares the special 'gift' ge got in Mexico on holiday; Doug from Maynooth shares his recent adventure and Triple T sounds off on people who say "How are you doing?" when they really don't care. Also, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about People Pleasing Behaviour.

Being Positive. Adult Cheat Codes. Golf simulators & Used cars. Hockey coaches. Baseball foods. Tiger's driving. And searing meats with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Are cassettes making a comeback? #CelebStuff Craig's issues continue: Dr's Parking, Furnace, New /Used Car. The age kids learn to deceive? Hint: it's younger than you think. And how much screentime are you putting in? #RockMornings

Ed's trip to listener Thelma's place in Newcastle (to get homemade apple crisp) triggered his Knight Rider flashbacks; new caller Brando , a bartender, talks about the disparities between male and female bartenders and his worst customer; Jorge's idiotic call confirms his as president of the Oshawa Chess Club; is a bikini-clad Nighttime Neighbour really in a Maxim magazine contest (they still publish that?)?; Triple T is a chicken; Casino Rob talks about a band whose songs should be on The Rock, but aren't; Brandon has an idea for an Ed 1990s montage video that Ed wants nothing to do with and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about the selflessness that is sometimes really selfishness.

#RockMornings with Craig & Lucky. Today, Craig's new battle. Some #RandumbStuff #OddStuff & #CelebStuff And the ideal Fast Food meal?!?!

"Quadruple Amputee Professional Cornhole Player Accused of Murdering Passenger" - this is a real news headline. So much to unpack, and Ed does it; new caller Nikki works with children and youth, find out why that is so terrifying; Casino Rob fills Ed in about an Italian slang word; Chuck bores us by talking about his band then screws up telling a joke; Jorge demonstrates why he is the president of the Oshawa Chess Club*. *there is no such group, it's a euphemism for a group of idiots.

Tragedy at LaGuardia. #CelebStuff Lucky's sick & tired of being sick & tired. Going away to Uni. How much MLB tickets will cost this season? And scary scenarios from service workers. #RockMornings

Why does Ed's stu-stu-studio tonight smell faintly of broccoli? There's no broccoli or other vegetables in the room. Other than that, Ed gives a glowing review of the movie "Hail Mary Project" and why he can't necessarily recommend people go to see it in the theatre - movies are TOO EXPENSIVE! Also, the Glosette Raisins vs Glosette Peanuts debate heats up, Mike from USA is moving into a shopping complex (?), Brandon is angry that Ed snubbed his party and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about the different between cat people and dog people!

Which Bathroom stall are you supposed to choose? #CelebStuff Stealing the kids Easter candy. Hockey Champs And getting into the skilled trades with Chris Palmer.

R.I.P. Chuck Norris, the spirit of mid-budget 80s action movies and 90s TV roundhouse kicks; Ed revises his policy on using A.I.; the boys from Sean's barn give their buddy Steve a roasting by Ed for his birthday; Ed talks to a new caller named Nikki, a child & youth support worker who scraes the hell out of him; Tammy educates Ed in the magic of TV bingo; Rowan shares a quasi-disastrous concert performance and peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) delineates the difference between "need" and "want."

Is Monday the worst day of the week? #RIPChuckNorris Shia needs help, JT isn't happy and more #Celebstuff The Toronto Amazons??? #Randumbfacts And we're cleaning up the grill with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Ed's Big Shiny Rock Star Interview with Goo Goo Doll's Johnny Rzeznick, including how a Toronto concert shaped his musical career and why he wouldn't bowl with Ed almost 30 years ago; Ed reminiscing about a punk rock concert leads to a back-and-forth with callers and texters about people with bad B.O. in public places; a new record is achieved on Smash or Trash; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) defines the difference between "need" & "want" plus more late-night antics of the Nighttime Neighbourhood.

Spring has sprung?!?! Who's Singing. Science Stuff. Where does Canada fall on the list of Happiest Countries? More #CelebStuff. And when's the last time you were in a fist fight?

What's happened to the local mall? The oldest gravedigger. Gas prices are out of control. More #CelebStuff A troubling case of a deaf woman on an airline.

Ed the Sock...speechless?? The impossible happens as Ed reads a heartfelt letter from a former Muchmusic viewer that has him at a loss for words. What was in the message? Listen and find out! Speaking of listening, at Sherry's request Ed dusts off his terrible Irish accent to read some Irish poetry backed by traditional Irish music for St. Patrick's Day; The late-night 'chess club' geniuses Vaughn from Brampton and Jorge from Oshawa compete for dumbest call of the night; Triple T shares his dental tale of woe; Billy the Kidd gets a warm welcome home from a bouncer-class bartender; Brandon wants to shoot a documentary about Muchmusic - even though the last one from 2 years ago got shut down hard; Big Boss Bill checks-in with his recovery from his heart-attack and still manages to slam Triple T; and more!

St Paddy's day worked out for Craig, but not for Lucky. Bed stats. Celeb Stuff. It's Sloppy Joe Day. National 'Forgive your parents' day. And #RandumbFacts

More talk and tomoffolery with Ed the Sock & his Nighttime Neighbourhood

Why it's St Paddy's and not St Patty's day! March break. More "Craig's stories from the mall". Oscars 'In Memoriam' misses. Go Venezuela baseball! Buying vinyl. Replacing windows with Chris Palmer.

It's a big one to end the week! Ed blasts his internet provider for bullsh*t excuses for their bad service on his connection and then gives a (t)ED talk about how to get what you want when dealing with lazy or surly call centres; longtime caller Life Lord Luke, the elevator repairman, shares his weight-loss and bodybuilding journey including the horrors or spray tan; Brad and Mike call in from their snowplow; Evan and Sean from the barn have made up and Ed gives Evan a nickname he doesn't like; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks abou the benefits of saying "That Sucks" and more!

The Oscars and more #CelebStuff. Which generation are the worst drivers? The "Obey" vow. Predicting dementia. Snake Yoga. And we're roasting up some prime rib with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Oscar weekend! And more #CelebStuff. Concert gouging. #RandumbFacts. A new feature Stories From the Mall. And watch out for the spicy stuff at the taco shop!

A grocery store encounter with a Karen has Ed hopping mad (strange, since he's usually soo chill); after inciting trouble at w/new tenants at her apartment complex over their dogs' poop habits, Sherry opens a letter from building management live during her call; new caller Alex talks about his "old soul"; OG Blind Jeremy shares the very very odd question people ask blind people (it's rather gross) and Thelma calls in to say hi. Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) discusses "ruinous empathy" or how good people turn themselves into doormats for not-good people.

Ed tells his story of a very unexpected encounter with the late Mr. Dressup; Winter Blahs got you dragging your ass? Ed does and listeners offer their well-intended but not very helpful advice for boosting his energy; caller Doug from Maynooth is glad his second wife is deceased...or is he? Ed tries to untangle the stories about Doug's 3 wives; Sultan of Sweep Wayne returns with another of his jokes, this one is a real groaner; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) shares how to avoid giving advice when you don't want to give it and more!

National Popcorn Day! Is it tank time for Toronto? Tattoos Towing with your junk??? Smokers. Social Offloading!

Ed wants a Spring tune-up for his brain, which may explain why he digresses into talking about the old-timey black-and-white Lil Rascals movies; Sherry decides to antagonize a neighbour, who is in a biker gang ,with a bucket of his dog's poop.; Evan and Sean from the Barn are "on a break" as friends; Casino Rob tells bad car mechanic inside jokes,; TripleT calls in; Jorge convenes a "UN" at his house - Useless Nitwits.

April Showers coming early! Craig takes a seat on the couch. Ever been to a wedding and predicted the marriage won't work? Helping our friend Luke Parker. Nightmares. Can consensual non-monogamy work?? Plus more #Celebstuff

It's a Monday, and Ed's feeling it! Nonetheless, the show goes on as Ed talks about his eye test (yes, they are made of plastic, but still ...), gives a review of a popular streaming show that is entertaining because it's really, really stupid, asks why Me First & The Gimme Gimmes thought "bitch" was a better lyric than "whores" and comments on baby names that are banned in foreign countries with the first segment of "It's Filler Time". Plus, Jorge's friend Greg is a drunken moron (birds of a feather), peer couselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) advises how to talk to your conspiracy-nut friends & family and Triple T accuses Ed of rigging the Smash or Trash outcomes!

Food Stuff, Celeb Stuff and Randumb Stuff! Plus Gummies and conjugal visits! And spring thaw and heaving with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!

Strange items at the airport lost & found. Celeb Stuff. Judging other people. Snow Mould. Craig's Forever21 Idea. And Chef Ted Reader talks everything onions, and spring grill cleaning!

Why does Ed hate poets? Y'know, besides the obvious reasons? He'll tell you! And technical issues during the show don't put him in a better mood, either. When was the last time you heard a good "Nuns in a car" joke? Wayne will break that drought. Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) tells us why some people gravitate to conspiracy theories. Plus, Casino Rob gets blacklisted by a pal's girlfriend. What did he do?

Mall-walking and Mental Health...Craig's struggle. Anchorman pay, Amazing Race villains and more #CelebStuff Happy Hour & Probing Uranus in #ScienceStuff #RockMornings

Millennial Victories! #celebstuff #RandumbStuff A new app detects if Smart glasses are around you. And an update on Craig's war! #RockMornings

Tonight, it's like opening up a jar of mixed nuts and jumping in! Renowned poet (in his mind, anyway) from Newfoundland, Uncle Glen, shares some of his masterful verses; Ed has a bone to pick with Billy the Kidd about NSFW photos Billy texted to him; Triple T is in top form; Brandon shares his experience at a small town strip club; and...did Chuck in the Truck actually tell a joke that didn't completely suck? Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) schools Ed on the importance of being proud of yourself. NOTE: audio quality in the first segment is not so great, it's fixed pretty quickly.