Craig Venn & Lucky On Demand

Ed mourns the loss of local, mom & pop hamburger restaurants; Chris, who peed in bottles when he was a courier, tries to create a new nickname...and fails badly; after 10 years, Billy the Kidd learns his friend's name; Dorothy describes...it's best to just listen to it, and peer counselor Liana Kerzner offers more helpful thoughts on 'Getting Through the Night".

How does the book "Charlotte's Web" relate to the passing of Ozzy Osbourne? Ed will tell you. Rob the Dairy Farmer talks about the modern management of cow manure; Elecia tries to re-define words, driving Ed crazy in the process and Michelle from Bowmanville joins in; Rowan loses half her band in one day; Donna talks about her sister; Billy the Kidd makes a friend and peer counselor Liana Kerzner checks in with another episode of Getting Through the Night.

Who are the POO and why is Ed pissed off about them? Ed finally gets the gift items Donna sent him in January, which were in the care of Triple T - except some items are missing and Donna is not pleased with Triple T, aka "Penis in Sneakers" and he defends himself from Donna's accusations of malfeasance or theft; Kat dedicates a very strange song to her daughter; Chuck in the Truck has a birthday and Elecia says goodbye to her bearded dragon (not a euphemism).

Vacation Time!! And Life in general, moving and changing careers. Teachers and Students. Noel Gallagher. #RandumbFacts Cooling down. And Chris Palmer talks hiring a Pro vs DIY.

Ed sounds off on people who work at movie theatres who shouldn't be allowed in the building; Johnny in the Garage is on-location in Corey's shed but the drunken nonsense is remarkably unchanged; Casino Rob celebrates a small but rare victory; Wayne asks about Ed being replaced by A.I.; Tammy talks about wild bear encounters and what teenagers in the boonies did for fun (note: doesn't sound like fun).

Ed talks about people with 'Smell-Bad Face' and why zero-sugar pop is all bullsh*t; Triple T has a bone to pick with Ed, which Ed then uses to beat T3 over the head with; Donna has 'humanitis'; Elecia earns several rounds of applause during her call, but not really; Brandon admits he lied to Ed.

Ed blasts the BS from companies who publicly claim to care about a healthy work environment and their employees' mental health but in reality work them to death; Dorothy returns to the show with the story of her long stay in the hospital while taking on her long-standing physical and mental health challenges; Donna may live in a town that time forgot; Billy the KIdd has come to the realization that his mother and her boyfriend are trying to get him killed.

Ed talks about perfectionism vs doing things half-assed; Donna's got concerns for her reefer plants; just as they are gaining great momentum, Rowan's band loses a drummer and bassist; Elecia's young nephew is a chess-champion (obviously gets it from the other side of the family); Mike from USA's house gets hit by lighting but Ed knows a guy who was hit by lightning 3 times.

Ed gives his review of 'Superman' and argues that Hollywood hasn't had a decade of full of movies with lasting cultural impact since the 1980s - and that's why people don't go to the movies anymore; Donna chimes in with her movie favourites including one that we didn't see coming; Jeremy talks about going to 'see' movies even though he is blind; Triple T is back at work and needs a neck transplant; Liana Kerzner talks about men & loneliness in 'Getting Through the Night'; and more tomfoolery.

Craig's chips & crackers saga. Golfing with strangers. Gwyneth Paltrow liked a particular sex act!?!?! And more Celeb Stuff Ted Reader talks pork chops. And more #RandumbFacts #RockMornings

Craig gets juiced by a pickle! Could you handle Hot Ones. The Michael J Fox dream. Favorite Ice Creams & best time to eat them. The Coldplay Affair. Top Movie Soundtracks. Memorable TV Theme Songs. Christina Applegate's new book...Colbert Cancelled, and more! #RockMornings

The 2nd most expensive piece of Hollywood memorabilia!?! Daddy Pete. Celeb Stuff. Neighbors garbage. Kids crap. How long into a day do we determine if it's a good or bad one. BNL sang about what to do with a Million $$, but this wasn't in it. And the most and least popular tattoos. #RockMornings

The original Disney ticket was just $1!!! Emmy Noms and celeb stuff. #RandumbFacts We learn Loriann's WOW skills. And Hockey Nostalgia.

Wow factor things that aren't that hard to learn. Lucky the Dancer?!?! Congrats Alberta...you're number 1! (in measles) Walmart sex toy thief. Brad Pitt facelift? Sydney makes Kim jealous. More Celeb Stuff. And we talk countertops with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer

Ed the Sock welcomes the rock duo The Blue Stones, Tarek Jafar and Justin Tessier, to the rock concert podcastorium (we just made that word up) to shoot the sh*t and play their music. Find out why Tarek has a grudge against Swiss Chalet restaurants and he and Justin getting roofied in Warsaw, Poland. And more!

Ed explains why Superman is his favourite superhero (and has reserved tickets to see the new movie); Donna exclaims "F*** me with a pole-digger"; Wayne tells a pretty greasy joke; Elecia screws up selling her car and it comes back to bite her in the ass; Holly from South 'Shwa makes an announcement; Liana Kerzner talks about being 'Present' in our Getting Through the Night segment. Oh, and Billy the Kidd isn't dead.

Ed's exclusive backstage interview with Three Days Grace! Plus - Ed has a dispute with his plumber and thinks a technician past his best-before date broke his VTR machines needed to digitize Ed's Muchmusic content; the Nighttime Neighbourhood weighs in on how 'good' the new release from Good Charlotte is (or is not) and whether any of their songs should ever be played on the show; Elecia suddenly claims to have a young child; Chuck in the Truck defends the 'music' of Yoko Ono and peer counselor Liana Kerzner addresses how to tell a 'helper' when they aren't helping, they're making things worse.

Has the 'no swimming after eating' myth been busted?? Amazon Prime Deals. Bad feet and Christmas in July. Plus 407 tolls, bike helmets and Ted Reader talks chicken hearts.

You'll never hear the end of abandoning your wife...Craig knows!!! The new Superman movie, which was the best Superman, and Celeb Stuff. Would you like Fries with that? And what do you take on your fries. Sitting outdoors. Parking Lot Fury. And more #RandumbFacts

Are the Blue Jays just teasing? Craig's done with Chicken Breast. Do you give your car a nickname? Drunk or Stoned at work. Ozzy's isolated vocals. And more Celeb stuff. Plus, the Great Golf Fight!

This show goes in an unplanned direction as Ed's mention of a somewhat common injury a man may accidentally inflict upon his manhood leads to Sherry, Donn and Triple T adding to the discussion...which was never intended to be a discussion. Also, Chuck in the Truck is back with more tales of 'psychic occurrences' he has experienced recently and yes, he believes it. And Liana Kerzner's Getting Through the Night discussion of 'Persuasion vs Manipulation' turns into a bit of a tug-of-war with Ed!

Prime Day. Bacon Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a thing?? Does everyone have a pool? Is Ice Cream the fave summer thing? OK Blue Jays. Celeb Stuff. And Messy Homes #RockMornings

Ed talks about a pristine classic car he saw and his attempts to photograph it while the owner was sitting it without seeming creepy and gives a health update on Dorothy; Donna talks about turning a car like a rotisserie chicken; Casino Rob talks about what younger drivers at red lights say to him about his car; Triple T talks about his renewed vigor for life (we'll see how long that lasts); Mark in Kansas City tells us what his neighbours are saying about living in Trump's America; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about taking credit for our accomplishments and Jeremy lost his lighter in his backyard...and he's blind. Finding it was a crappy experience (literally).

After 6 weeks on the bench due to injury, Triple T is back, with his long story of woe; Donna calls her neighbour "It" but she has never seen or read the Stephen King story; Kristy is bored and wants Ed to "Dance, Monkey, Dance"; Billy the Kidd's court trial verdict is in; Elecia is seeking Vaseline; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about Men and Feelings of Shame in "Getting Through the Night"; Nighttime Neighbours Lloyd and Ron call all the way from Kuwait!!

Gearing up for Amazon Prime Days! Celeb Stuff The difference between a Million and a Billion is staggering. Following instructions with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer. Mental Health and Work-Life Balance. #RockMornings

Are you cool? Here's how to tell! Ozzy's Farewell & Celeb Stuff! Cottage Country, Craig's Muskoka Adventure. Did Craig set a new Golf record? And Ted Reader on the Griddle & Lobster Rolls.

Ed exposes the lie of 'sirloin burgers' and shares a chilling experience of getting prolonged side-eye from a rabbit on his lawn; Johnny in the Garage returns with the sad tale of Cory's fishing plans and inappropriate comments about Cory's mother; Barry...well, you'll have to listen to the conversation, we're still not sure what it was about; Billy the Kidd adds more faceplants to his facegarden and Wayne talks about Canadian patriotism and shares a Wayne joke.

Ed traces the crumbling of civil society to an unusual source, first-time caller Kristy doesn't know why she called, Casino Rob has 3 jokes that aren't terrible, Elecia's has to duck as jokes fly over her head, Ed schools Triple T about how Karma is just BS, Liana Kerzner talks about Men & Shame on our Getting Through the Night segment and Lloyd & Ron call all the way from Kuwait!

Oshawa's own Lear Haven are given the spotlight by Ed the Sock as they horse around, talk about music and play 10 of their songs.

Ed the Sock invites Ontario band Highteens to the Rock Concert stage to talk about their music (but not in that dull, airy-fairy way other people do it) and play 9 of their songs.

Why Ed feared death on his drive to Owen Sound, and not for the reason you might think. The return of Triple T! Billy forgot his meds! Donna thinks her neighbour is an "it"! Elecia goes fishing! Peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about the productive and not-so-productive ways to confrotn a liar! Plus a callback to a classic-but-forgotten 80s movie, people who apparently can't comprehend a simple message, the awe of children and did St. Bernards really carry a cask of booze around their neck?

Ed blasts the lack of local news media in Canada and how crappy the local news that still exists is, with one exception; sounds off on people who feed their cats and dogs vegan or vegetarian diets and ignorant parents who won't get their kids vaccinated; and why he needs to consume meat (literal, not euphemistic). We find out the verdict in Billy's criminal trial; Wayne asks Ed personal questions and Thelma gets her first pension cheque - and knows where she'll spend it!

Ed talks about a guy he knows whom he can't stand and why; learns about the Gut Bucket and origin of 'Hootenanny'; how Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth" relates to cats and grills Donna about her daily diet. Chuck in the Truck talks about being ghosted and Liana Kerzner talks to Ed about why people listen to loudmouths (present company excluded) in our Getting Through the Night segment (and check out Liana's podcast "It's Not Therapy").

Shaner updates us on a dead musician; Donna gets into a hornet's nest...literally; Elecia fights over a song request that she didn't make; Wayne makes a daring save of a woman in her car, upside-down in a ditch; peer counselor Liana Kerzner continues talking to Ed about Ghosting in our Getting Through the Night Segment. And more.

Ed talks about his live stage gig in Collingwood, Ontario and the kind of jackass who is at every one of his shows, plus the difference between Black and White Hip Hop performers; Carrie formerly from Port Perry returns, proving there is no mercy in the universe; Billy's trial begins tomorrow but Ed chides him on the wardrobe Billy's chosen to wear to court; Donna had a misadventure with an air-conditioner unit and develops an abnormally high temperature in her hand; Sherry is getting her dog neutered; Doug from Maynooth calls with 'important news' and peer counselor and podcaster (It's Not Therapy) Liana Kerzner talks about the mentality behind Ghosting (part one of two).

Ed has a chit-chat with Mother Mother's Ryan Guldemond, Donna's unusually hot hand temperature persists, OG Jeremy gets Ed to tell some Muchmusic stories, LaRocque talks about being the old guy in the mosh pit and peer counselor (and host of the podcast It's Not Therapy) talks about caregiver burnout. And more.

A big celebrity breakup and more Celeb Stuff! Is the Raptors top pick happy about coming to Toronto? #NBADraft How we injure ourselves, and how often. Our nightmares are killing us. And Randumb Facts Including, how long would it take you to make Elon's fortune!!

Annoying People. Chalamet vs The Kardashians and more Celeb Stuff! A.I. Cheating. Kids Grads. And Dicky Lovelady.

Ed takes an epic digression that connects rude weed smokers to flatulence to the horrible hidden messages instead Peanuts cartoons and Richie Rich comics; Rowan's band "Rogue Rising" has a new song (and we play it); Donna reveals something unusual about herself...well, yet another thing unusual about herself; Kyle is heading to Ireland to not see the sights (he's legally blind); Mike from USA drools over exclusively Canadian potato chip flavours; Natalie the Barista gives and update on Eric the Woodcutter and Christie the Fishmonger and shares a deep personal loss and peer counselor and host of the podcast "It's Not Therapy", Liana Kerzner, talks about handling grief in our Getting Through the Night feature.

Ed talks about his friend, radio legend Tarzan Dan, and why his other friend Rick 'The Temp' Campanelli sometimes makes Ed think violent thoughts; how a Chinese factory screwed up Ed the Sock puppets for sale, Donna is on the warpath over a broken air-conditioner and hand injury; previous day's caller Steve calls-in with a friend who is no more intelligent than he is; "It's Not Therapy" host and peer counselor Liana Kerzner takes a different look at 'failure' on Getting Through the Night.

Big news from Casino Rob! Donna faces an epic conundrum! Ed shares a personal revelation about Muchmusic (when it was good) and his cats trying to tell him something (possibly) important about an electrical outlet! New caller Steve gets schooled on penis pics and dairy farmer Rob shares the joys of milking cows.

Beating the Heat! And is Milk a good hot-day drink?? Celeb Stuff. Dating in your Golden Years. And more Home Reno tips from Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!

Golfing in the Heat. Celeb Stuff. Randumb Facts. Job applicants have some particular demands. And it's hot, so let's grill Hot Honey with Ted Reader!

Summer is here!! Recycling. Ketchup on Eggs! Amazon Prime Days Summer blockbuster movies, 50 years of JAWS. Celeb Stuff.

A list of cheap summer hobbies. Sex in the office. Celeb Stuff. Stanley Cup damage, and WWYD if you had a day with the Cup?? And we take a simple fitness test that can tell if you live another decade!

Getting Sticky! Craig has a Pit issue & meet Doug Pitt! Celeb Stuff Mayor of Mayhem. Randumb Facts, and Cooking with Booze with Ted Reader!

Ed's new radio frenemy Meital continues to weigh in on Ed's appearance and now his personal hygiene , and Ed fires back; Ed recounts a teenage sock's trip to Detroit that narrowly avoided a criminal record; Kid & A-Okay call in to rob valuable minutes from Ed's life; Donna is a frontline lawnmower medic; Elecia is distracted by touches to her breasts (we're still not sure by whom); Liana Kerzner is back with another installment of Getting Through the Night talking about 'Greyrocking' to stop a fight you're in.

Craig has broken something else!?!? 50+ Work hours. Cellphone and the family. Celeb Stuff. Signs that you're a difficult person. And Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks decks and new materials.

Trouble at the Walk-in Clinic. Celeb Stuff. Father's Day Hacks for getting work done. Ted Reader is talking Lobster!

Ed takes aim at the life choices of douchebags and sounds off on radio colleague Meital continuing to criticize his hair; Wayne, the Sultan of Sweep, turns a plumber's visit into an awkward experience; Casino Rob shares his Monty Python-esque experience at a medical clinic; Billy the Kidd updates us on the progress he's made painting a portrait of Ed.

RIP Brian Wilson. Eggs. Gas station snacks. Plus, Hotel Apps, and Craig's neighbors are at it again.