Podcast by 94.9 The Rock

Is Monday the worst day of the week? #RIPChuckNorris Shia needs help, JT isn't happy and more #Celebstuff The Toronto Amazons??? #Randumbfacts And we're cleaning up the grill with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Ed's Big Shiny Rock Star Interview with Goo Goo Doll's Johnny Rzeznick, including how a Toronto concert shaped his musical career and why he wouldn't bowl with Ed almost 30 years ago; Ed reminiscing about a punk rock concert leads to a back-and-forth with callers and texters about people with bad B.O. in public places; a new record is achieved on Smash or Trash; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) defines the difference between "need" & "want" plus more late-night antics of the Nighttime Neighbourhood.

Spring has sprung?!?! Who's Singing. Science Stuff. Where does Canada fall on the list of Happiest Countries? More #CelebStuff. And when's the last time you were in a fist fight?

What's happened to the local mall? The oldest gravedigger. Gas prices are out of control. More #CelebStuff A troubling case of a deaf woman on an airline.

Ed the Sock...speechless?? The impossible happens as Ed reads a heartfelt letter from a former Muchmusic viewer that has him at a loss for words. What was in the message? Listen and find out! Speaking of listening, at Sherry's request Ed dusts off his terrible Irish accent to read some Irish poetry backed by traditional Irish music for St. Patrick's Day; The late-night 'chess club' geniuses Vaughn from Brampton and Jorge from Oshawa compete for dumbest call of the night; Triple T shares his dental tale of woe; Billy the Kidd gets a warm welcome home from a bouncer-class bartender; Brandon wants to shoot a documentary about Muchmusic - even though the last one from 2 years ago got shut down hard; Big Boss Bill checks-in with his recovery from his heart-attack and still manages to slam Triple T; and more!

St Paddy's day worked out for Craig, but not for Lucky. Bed stats. Celeb Stuff. It's Sloppy Joe Day. National 'Forgive your parents' day. And #RandumbFacts

More talk and tomoffolery with Ed the Sock & his Nighttime Neighbourhood

Why it's St Paddy's and not St Patty's day! March break. More "Craig's stories from the mall". Oscars 'In Memoriam' misses. Go Venezuela baseball! Buying vinyl. Replacing windows with Chris Palmer.

It's a big one to end the week! Ed blasts his internet provider for bullsh*t excuses for their bad service on his connection and then gives a (t)ED talk about how to get what you want when dealing with lazy or surly call centres; longtime caller Life Lord Luke, the elevator repairman, shares his weight-loss and bodybuilding journey including the horrors or spray tan; Brad and Mike call in from their snowplow; Evan and Sean from the barn have made up and Ed gives Evan a nickname he doesn't like; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks abou the benefits of saying "That Sucks" and more!

The Oscars and more #CelebStuff. Which generation are the worst drivers? The "Obey" vow. Predicting dementia. Snake Yoga. And we're roasting up some prime rib with Ted Reader! #RockMornings

Oscar weekend! And more #CelebStuff. Concert gouging. #RandumbFacts. A new feature Stories From the Mall. And watch out for the spicy stuff at the taco shop!

A grocery store encounter with a Karen has Ed hopping mad (strange, since he's usually soo chill); after inciting trouble at w/new tenants at her apartment complex over their dogs' poop habits, Sherry opens a letter from building management live during her call; new caller Alex talks about his "old soul"; OG Blind Jeremy shares the very very odd question people ask blind people (it's rather gross) and Thelma calls in to say hi. Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) discusses "ruinous empathy" or how good people turn themselves into doormats for not-good people.

Ed tells his story of a very unexpected encounter with the late Mr. Dressup; Winter Blahs got you dragging your ass? Ed does and listeners offer their well-intended but not very helpful advice for boosting his energy; caller Doug from Maynooth is glad his second wife is deceased...or is he? Ed tries to untangle the stories about Doug's 3 wives; Sultan of Sweep Wayne returns with another of his jokes, this one is a real groaner; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) shares how to avoid giving advice when you don't want to give it and more!

National Popcorn Day! Is it tank time for Toronto? Tattoos Towing with your junk??? Smokers. Social Offloading!

Ed wants a Spring tune-up for his brain, which may explain why he digresses into talking about the old-timey black-and-white Lil Rascals movies; Sherry decides to antagonize a neighbour, who is in a biker gang ,with a bucket of his dog's poop.; Evan and Sean from the Barn are "on a break" as friends; Casino Rob tells bad car mechanic inside jokes,; TripleT calls in; Jorge convenes a "UN" at his house - Useless Nitwits.

April Showers coming early! Craig takes a seat on the couch. Ever been to a wedding and predicted the marriage won't work? Helping our friend Luke Parker. Nightmares. Can consensual non-monogamy work?? Plus more #Celebstuff

It's a Monday, and Ed's feeling it! Nonetheless, the show goes on as Ed talks about his eye test (yes, they are made of plastic, but still ...), gives a review of a popular streaming show that is entertaining because it's really, really stupid, asks why Me First & The Gimme Gimmes thought "bitch" was a better lyric than "whores" and comments on baby names that are banned in foreign countries with the first segment of "It's Filler Time". Plus, Jorge's friend Greg is a drunken moron (birds of a feather), peer couselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) advises how to talk to your conspiracy-nut friends & family and Triple T accuses Ed of rigging the Smash or Trash outcomes!

Food Stuff, Celeb Stuff and Randumb Stuff! Plus Gummies and conjugal visits! And spring thaw and heaving with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!

Strange items at the airport lost & found. Celeb Stuff. Judging other people. Snow Mould. Craig's Forever21 Idea. And Chef Ted Reader talks everything onions, and spring grill cleaning!

Why does Ed hate poets? Y'know, besides the obvious reasons? He'll tell you! And technical issues during the show don't put him in a better mood, either. When was the last time you heard a good "Nuns in a car" joke? Wayne will break that drought. Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) tells us why some people gravitate to conspiracy theories. Plus, Casino Rob gets blacklisted by a pal's girlfriend. What did he do?

Mall-walking and Mental Health...Craig's struggle. Anchorman pay, Amazing Race villains and more #CelebStuff Happy Hour & Probing Uranus in #ScienceStuff #RockMornings

Millennial Victories! #celebstuff #RandumbStuff A new app detects if Smart glasses are around you. And an update on Craig's war! #RockMornings

Tonight, it's like opening up a jar of mixed nuts and jumping in! Renowned poet (in his mind, anyway) from Newfoundland, Uncle Glen, shares some of his masterful verses; Ed has a bone to pick with Billy the Kidd about NSFW photos Billy texted to him; Triple T is in top form; Brandon shares his experience at a small town strip club; and...did Chuck in the Truck actually tell a joke that didn't completely suck? Peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) schools Ed on the importance of being proud of yourself. NOTE: audio quality in the first segment is not so great, it's fixed pretty quickly.

All-Night Show Podcast - March 4 2026 by 94.9 The Rock

This is what it sounds like when a sock cries - Ed bids a tearful farewell to the late Michelle Guindon, aka 'Michelle from Bowmanville', who was the second caller on day one of the show and called or texted every singe show afterward, and the Nighttime Neighbourhood share their memories of Michelle. But this isn't a funeral, it's a celebration of life, as Ed and tonight's callers keep the laughs rolling, just as Michelle would want!

What is 'Dessert Stomach' and do you have it? Also The Kugman's taste in movies SUCKS so Ed and the Nighttime Nighbourhood callers and texters offer their favourite movies to educate Kugman's tastes; Sherry is curious about foot fetishes, Brandon reveals that he too has SUCK taste in movies (Big Time) and Triple T gets a protective moratorium courtesy of Ed. And to allay fears, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about what A.I. can really do and what it can't!

Craig is going to war!! Who ditched Brad Pitt for a rock star? Craziest excuses used to get out of work. Punch the Monkey. And the staggering amount we spend on health and wellness.

Start your day with a coffee! The Determined Beaver. #RandumbFacts #CelebStuff Questions for God. And do you love a make-out sesh? How many have you had??

This is what it sounds like when a sock cries - longtime caller/texter Michelle Guindon, aka 'Michelle from Bowmanville', passed away suddenly on February 27 and Ed, along with many callers, share their memories of Michelle. But it's not a funeral, it's more a Celebration of Life, as the laughter continues just like Michelle would have wanted it to courtesy of Jorge continuing his Don Juan bullsh*t, Triple T, Billy the Kidd, Trina the Truck Whisperer, Thelma and a return visit from Johnny in the Garage and his cast of idiots. Plus, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about healthy grieving.

Craig's got a new phone & a new do, and he's not sure about either. Dividing up the household chores. #CelebStuff #RandumbFacts and we're getting 'salty' with Chef Ted Reader!

Ed's brain is in a "failure to launch" mode but still manages to pull together a show for the masses. Triple T tries to zing Ed, with predictable results; new caller Chris joins the Nighttime Neighbourhood, peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about loneliness and Doug from Maynooth hasn't seen a proper meal in three months.

The city is after Craig!! Worst traits of car passengers. Musical Urns??? Dating, are you a Diabetic Daddy? And Celeb Stuff

Does ANYONE actually like cassaroles? Ed says no and the callers reply! Plus new callers Bandon from Moose Jaw, JayBoom from Toronto and Cody all the way from California, Thelma falls off the nicotine wagon and OG Brandon continues to taunt Triple T with "Suck It"!

Does ANYONE acutally like cassaroles?! Ed says no, and callers reply. Plus new callers Brandon from Moose Jaw, JayBoom from Toronto and Cody from California, Thelma fell off the nicotine wagon and OG Brandon continues to taunt Triple T with an exhortation to "Suck It"!

Would you take 10 million but shave 10 years off your life? Ashley Madison is back. Pizza Smell. #RandumbFacts And Craig has a Snow Angel! #RockMornings

Ed's custom-made 94.9 The Rock toque has gone missing, and he knows who stole it! Plus Sean from the Barn gets roasted by Ed for playing Euchre; Dorothy is a Neanderthal Smurf; Ed comes clean about skipping Brandon's birthday party; Jorge keeps lying about his dates with 'beautiful women' from the internet; Chuck in the Truck is incredibly boring and Triple T shares his love of Zamfir, master of the Pan Flute!

Craig's driving woes. Have you cried at work? Sad news for Martin Short and more Celeb Stuff. Your shower technique. And Ted Reader is talking marinades.

Ed gives both barrels to America's Mango Madman and the type of lazy thinking that put him in power; Olivia, an adult who sounds like a 14 year-old, and her idiot friends give Ed a headache; new caller Brett occupies the shallow end of the gene pool; Manchild checks in from the dump; Wayne, the Sultan of Sweep, shares a joke in a way only he can; peer counselor Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks with Ed about what to do if someone you know is thinking about suicide and still manages to make us laugh.

Craig's shopping for a pickup truck?? Things that sound impressive, but really aren't. Butt crack is in!?!? Leave a light on at the Hotel Coral Essex #RIPLewis #RevengeoftheNerds New build red flags with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer.

As if having his customized toque stolen wasn't enough, now Ed can't find his wallet!! Does he cancel everything now or wait a little longer in case his wallet turns up? Also, he doesn't remember what all was in his wallet! What a way to end a week. Adding to that aggravation, Sean from the Barn for claims he doesn't know who Nirvana is/was, Jorge lies to cover up a lie, Tammy from L'Amable wants to join Ed, Triple T and Big Boss Bill's summer fishing trip and Quincy calls to check-in.

What is Occam's razor and how does it relate to the smell of the staircases in parking garages? Jorge gets BUSTED for lying to Ed, Billy the Kidd has trouble finishing reading comic books, Vaughn from Brampton is a piece of work and Dorothy worries about a date because she's the size of a Smurf. Plus, peer counselo Liana Kerzner (It's Not Therapy podcast) talks about how to get more out of breathing!

Craig's Fall. Celeb Stuff. Olympic Hockey. #RandumbFacts The Reese's PB Cups legacy. And Chef Ted Reader!

Ed is still burned out with Angover from last night's show and promises only a mediocre show. Did he succeed? Big Boss Bill checks in, Triple T admits he is an a**hole, new callers Matt and Amber reveal flower store secrets and Brandon relates his joy at the suffering of others outside a club!

Ed is still burned out with Angover and promises to deliver a mediocre show. Did he? You be the judge. Calls from Big Boss Bill, Triple T, new callers Matt and Amber and Brandon shares a truly "sh*tty" story!

Olympic hockey and a drunk reporter. Too many plastics. What's your shower routine, and why Craig's is wrong!! :) Will Andrew sing like a canary? RIP Eric Dane & more Celeb Stuff.

How much cars really cost us. Dealing with customer service. Craig says Lucky needs to calm down. Olympic Hockey. And Happy Birthday YouTube!

Someone stole Ed's hat - and there's a conspiracy of silence to cover it up (or so Ed believes); How do you deal with Angover - that depleted state immediately after your anger has eaten up your energy? Casino Rob, Michelle from Bowmanville and Old Lady Christy offer their unique solutions; Jorge continues to try to convince us that he really is dating a young, beautiful woman he met through online dating; Brandon tells Triple T to "Suck It!"

Somebody stole Ed's hat - and there's a conspiracy of silence covering it up (or...so Ed believes); How to deal with Angover....that depleted feeling you get after using up a lot of energy bring angry - Casino Rob, Michelle from Bowmanville, Old Lady Christy and Andrew each offer some unique remedies. Plus, Jorge continues trying to convince us that he's dating a young attractive woman (we're doubtful) and Brandon tells Triple T to "Suck It"!

Humans don't really need chins? #CelebStuff Other actors that could've played George Costanza? Would you rather be smart but look dumb, or vice versa? How much $$$ do you really need for retirement. And travelling Ted Reader on strange foods and what he wouldn't eat!

Craig's got car troubles. Blocking calls and caller ID. The Pitt. RIP Robert Duvall and more Celeb stuff. Easy vs Hard sports. And home design trends that should come back with Chris Palmer

Ed blasts Triple T for his avoidable Valentine's Day FAIL, advises how to avoid being ripped off when ordering drinks and talks to Ian D'Sa of Billy Talent about music & stuff. What does it mean when someone calls you a "potlicker"? Trina the Truck Whisperer tells us and Brandon discovers a harsh truth!