Podcast by 94.9 The Rock
You'll never hear the end of abandoning your wife...Craig knows!!! The new Superman movie, which was the best Superman, and Celeb Stuff. Would you like Fries with that? And what do you take on your fries. Sitting outdoors. Parking Lot Fury. And more #RandumbFacts
Are the Blue Jays just teasing? Craig's done with Chicken Breast. Do you give your car a nickname? Drunk or Stoned at work. Ozzy's isolated vocals. And more Celeb stuff. Plus, the Great Golf Fight!
This show goes in an unplanned direction as Ed's mention of a somewhat common injury a man may accidentally inflict upon his manhood leads to Sherry, Donn and Triple T adding to the discussion...which was never intended to be a discussion. Also, Chuck in the Truck is back with more tales of 'psychic occurrences' he has experienced recently and yes, he believes it. And Liana Kerzner's Getting Through the Night discussion of 'Persuasion vs Manipulation' turns into a bit of a tug-of-war with Ed!
Prime Day. Bacon Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a thing?? Does everyone have a pool? Is Ice Cream the fave summer thing? OK Blue Jays. Celeb Stuff. And Messy Homes #RockMornings
Ed talks about a pristine classic car he saw and his attempts to photograph it while the owner was sitting it without seeming creepy and gives a health update on Dorothy; Donna talks about turning a car like a rotisserie chicken; Casino Rob talks about what younger drivers at red lights say to him about his car; Triple T talks about his renewed vigor for life (we'll see how long that lasts); Mark in Kansas City tells us what his neighbours are saying about living in Trump's America; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about taking credit for our accomplishments and Jeremy lost his lighter in his backyard...and he's blind. Finding it was a crappy experience (literally).
After 6 weeks on the bench due to injury, Triple T is back, with his long story of woe; Donna calls her neighbour "It" but she has never seen or read the Stephen King story; Kristy is bored and wants Ed to "Dance, Monkey, Dance"; Billy the Kidd's court trial verdict is in; Elecia is seeking Vaseline; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about Men and Feelings of Shame in "Getting Through the Night"; Nighttime Neighbours Lloyd and Ron call all the way from Kuwait!!
Gearing up for Amazon Prime Days! Celeb Stuff The difference between a Million and a Billion is staggering. Following instructions with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer. Mental Health and Work-Life Balance. #RockMornings
Are you cool? Here's how to tell! Ozzy's Farewell & Celeb Stuff! Cottage Country, Craig's Muskoka Adventure. Did Craig set a new Golf record? And Ted Reader on the Griddle & Lobster Rolls.
Ed exposes the lie of 'sirloin burgers' and shares a chilling experience of getting prolonged side-eye from a rabbit on his lawn; Johnny in the Garage returns with the sad tale of Cory's fishing plans and inappropriate comments about Cory's mother; Barry...well, you'll have to listen to the conversation, we're still not sure what it was about; Billy the Kidd adds more faceplants to his facegarden and Wayne talks about Canadian patriotism and shares a Wayne joke.
Ed traces the crumbling of civil society to an unusual source, first-time caller Kristy doesn't know why she called, Casino Rob has 3 jokes that aren't terrible, Elecia's has to duck as jokes fly over her head, Ed schools Triple T about how Karma is just BS, Liana Kerzner talks about Men & Shame on our Getting Through the Night segment and Lloyd & Ron call all the way from Kuwait!
Oshawa's own Lear Haven are given the spotlight by Ed the Sock as they horse around, talk about music and play 10 of their songs.
Ed the Sock invites Ontario band Highteens to the Rock Concert stage to talk about their music (but not in that dull, airy-fairy way other people do it) and play 9 of their songs.
Why Ed feared death on his drive to Owen Sound, and not for the reason you might think. The return of Triple T! Billy forgot his meds! Donna thinks her neighbour is an "it"! Elecia goes fishing! Peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about the productive and not-so-productive ways to confrotn a liar! Plus a callback to a classic-but-forgotten 80s movie, people who apparently can't comprehend a simple message, the awe of children and did St. Bernards really carry a cask of booze around their neck?
Ed blasts the lack of local news media in Canada and how crappy the local news that still exists is, with one exception; sounds off on people who feed their cats and dogs vegan or vegetarian diets and ignorant parents who won't get their kids vaccinated; and why he needs to consume meat (literal, not euphemistic). We find out the verdict in Billy's criminal trial; Wayne asks Ed personal questions and Thelma gets her first pension cheque - and knows where she'll spend it!
Ed talks about a guy he knows whom he can't stand and why; learns about the Gut Bucket and origin of 'Hootenanny'; how Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth" relates to cats and grills Donna about her daily diet. Chuck in the Truck talks about being ghosted and Liana Kerzner talks to Ed about why people listen to loudmouths (present company excluded) in our Getting Through the Night segment (and check out Liana's podcast "It's Not Therapy").
Shaner updates us on a dead musician; Donna gets into a hornet's nest...literally; Elecia fights over a song request that she didn't make; Wayne makes a daring save of a woman in her car, upside-down in a ditch; peer counselor Liana Kerzner continues talking to Ed about Ghosting in our Getting Through the Night Segment. And more.
Ed talks about his live stage gig in Collingwood, Ontario and the kind of jackass who is at every one of his shows, plus the difference between Black and White Hip Hop performers; Carrie formerly from Port Perry returns, proving there is no mercy in the universe; Billy's trial begins tomorrow but Ed chides him on the wardrobe Billy's chosen to wear to court; Donna had a misadventure with an air-conditioner unit and develops an abnormally high temperature in her hand; Sherry is getting her dog neutered; Doug from Maynooth calls with 'important news' and peer counselor and podcaster (It's Not Therapy) Liana Kerzner talks about the mentality behind Ghosting (part one of two).
Ed has a chit-chat with Mother Mother's Ryan Guldemond, Donna's unusually hot hand temperature persists, OG Jeremy gets Ed to tell some Muchmusic stories, LaRocque talks about being the old guy in the mosh pit and peer counselor (and host of the podcast It's Not Therapy) talks about caregiver burnout. And more.
A big celebrity breakup and more Celeb Stuff! Is the Raptors top pick happy about coming to Toronto? #NBADraft How we injure ourselves, and how often. Our nightmares are killing us. And Randumb Facts Including, how long would it take you to make Elon's fortune!!
Annoying People. Chalamet vs The Kardashians and more Celeb Stuff! A.I. Cheating. Kids Grads. And Dicky Lovelady.
Ed takes an epic digression that connects rude weed smokers to flatulence to the horrible hidden messages instead Peanuts cartoons and Richie Rich comics; Rowan's band "Rogue Rising" has a new song (and we play it); Donna reveals something unusual about herself...well, yet another thing unusual about herself; Kyle is heading to Ireland to not see the sights (he's legally blind); Mike from USA drools over exclusively Canadian potato chip flavours; Natalie the Barista gives and update on Eric the Woodcutter and Christie the Fishmonger and shares a deep personal loss and peer counselor and host of the podcast "It's Not Therapy", Liana Kerzner, talks about handling grief in our Getting Through the Night feature.
Ed talks about his friend, radio legend Tarzan Dan, and why his other friend Rick 'The Temp' Campanelli sometimes makes Ed think violent thoughts; how a Chinese factory screwed up Ed the Sock puppets for sale, Donna is on the warpath over a broken air-conditioner and hand injury; previous day's caller Steve calls-in with a friend who is no more intelligent than he is; "It's Not Therapy" host and peer counselor Liana Kerzner takes a different look at 'failure' on Getting Through the Night.
Big news from Casino Rob! Donna faces an epic conundrum! Ed shares a personal revelation about Muchmusic (when it was good) and his cats trying to tell him something (possibly) important about an electrical outlet! New caller Steve gets schooled on penis pics and dairy farmer Rob shares the joys of milking cows.
Beating the Heat! And is Milk a good hot-day drink?? Celeb Stuff. Dating in your Golden Years. And more Home Reno tips from Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!
Golfing in the Heat. Celeb Stuff. Randumb Facts. Job applicants have some particular demands. And it's hot, so let's grill Hot Honey with Ted Reader!
Summer is here!! Recycling. Ketchup on Eggs! Amazon Prime Days Summer blockbuster movies, 50 years of JAWS. Celeb Stuff.
A list of cheap summer hobbies. Sex in the office. Celeb Stuff. Stanley Cup damage, and WWYD if you had a day with the Cup?? And we take a simple fitness test that can tell if you live another decade!
Getting Sticky! Craig has a Pit issue & meet Doug Pitt! Celeb Stuff Mayor of Mayhem. Randumb Facts, and Cooking with Booze with Ted Reader!
Ed's new radio frenemy Meital continues to weigh in on Ed's appearance and now his personal hygiene , and Ed fires back; Ed recounts a teenage sock's trip to Detroit that narrowly avoided a criminal record; Kid & A-Okay call in to rob valuable minutes from Ed's life; Donna is a frontline lawnmower medic; Elecia is distracted by touches to her breasts (we're still not sure by whom); Liana Kerzner is back with another installment of Getting Through the Night talking about 'Greyrocking' to stop a fight you're in.
Craig has broken something else!?!? 50+ Work hours. Cellphone and the family. Celeb Stuff. Signs that you're a difficult person. And Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks decks and new materials.
Trouble at the Walk-in Clinic. Celeb Stuff. Father's Day Hacks for getting work done. Ted Reader is talking Lobster!
Ed takes aim at the life choices of douchebags and sounds off on radio colleague Meital continuing to criticize his hair; Wayne, the Sultan of Sweep, turns a plumber's visit into an awkward experience; Casino Rob shares his Monty Python-esque experience at a medical clinic; Billy the Kidd updates us on the progress he's made painting a portrait of Ed.
RIP Brian Wilson. Eggs. Gas station snacks. Plus, Hotel Apps, and Craig's neighbors are at it again.
Ed is deeply disappointed in the staffer at the local grocery store who supervises the self-checkout; Dorothy returns with a quandary over her DNA and a bucket list that...well, you really have to listen to it, it's unlike any other bucket list you've ever heard; Casino Rob vents his spleen against Canada Post; Donna shares her beliefs about DNA and work ethic; Billy continues his nascent career as an impressionist and in our Getting Through the Night feature, peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about setting expectation.
Using AI to find a partner, or worse AI is your partner! Hitting the jackpot. Things of value. Do you follow the Bro Code? The Taj Mahal neighbor. And things you can't grill with Ted Reader.
Ed vs GPS and overzealous password protections; Dustin and Ed talk about the good old days when Popeye cigarettes were sold to children and hiring a commando team to kidnap Dustin to surgically remove his mullet; Billy the Kidd still hasn't learned that if someone has filed charges against you with the police, they are not your 'friend'; Shaner offers to take Ed bike-riding and in our Getting Through the Night feature segment, Liana Kerzner guides us on how to breathe properly for stress relief!
A bit of a sad start as Ed pays tribute to his friend and former colleague on Muchmusic, Juliette Powell, who died last week suddenly at age 54; then, men and women do stupid things, but they do different kinds of stupid things, and Ed describes observing one dumb guy behaviour while driving today; Donna then proves the flaw in Ed's theory, using a baseball bat; Elecia thinks she has the powers of Aquaman to speak to marine life, especially turtles (not joking); Brad the Bug returns to remind us why he got that nickname; Liana talks about the flawed idea of 'normal' in our "Getting Through the Night" segment.
Ed's got a lot to say in this one, including sharing the two completely stupid jokes that always make him laugh; Triple T gives a grumpy update on his slow recovery; Elecia thinks that a lake fish gave her the finger; Sherry commits the unforgiveable; and Donna provides more of her wisdom.
How much alone-time do we actually get? Celeb Stuff! Craigie plays posh at the RBC Canadian Open. GPS habits. Free 407. And what tools are a must for you toolbox, and for Father's Day with Chris Palmer
Ed talks about observing peak stupidity at a self-serve gas station, the lost art of the Whoopee Cushion, gives an update on the squirrel, over-shares about his relationship to hot chocolate and how flatulence is the universal language for humour; Doug from Maynooth gets schooled on his fear of sugar; Michelle shares her theories about ay-at-the-pump gas stations and our Getting Through the Night segment with peer counselor Liana Kerzner (host of the podcast It's Not Therapy) focuses on 'over-explaining'.
The squirrel in his wall flips Ed the finger (metaphorically); Donna has suggestions on how to remove the squirrel problem, but adapting duck-hunting methods to the inside of a residence may be inadvisable; when Ed plays AC/DC's "Thunderstruck", Sherry's dog...I don't think it's SFW to describe it here; Rowan shoots a music video for her band Rogue Rising's new song and gets a black-eye as a reward; Chuck tells a joke that doesn't suck - it only took him 2 years.
Tom Cruise Mission Impossible stunts & more celeb stuff. Habits you wouldn't give up even if you struck it rich! Smells we like & dislike. Sounds that make you angry. And more #RandumbFacts #RockMornings
People are literally praying to an AI God!?! Driving School. Celeb Stuff. Childhood sounds this generation will never hear. Fake job sites. Rusty VW. Wildlife going crazy!
Ed's squirrel nemesis grows bolder; Ed may sell tickets to watch the shirtless young men from Norris Roofing working on his roof (Sherry is first in line); Elecia bores us with a story about her cat Max then learns that Ed's 'compliments' aren't always actual compliments; Wayne, the soft-spoken Sultan of Sweep, goes off on a tangent about lighting farts on fire; Scott from Cobourg's friend won Nazareth tickets but won't take him to the concert.; musician Dustin is still wrestling with adopting the stage name 'Figgy Pudding' and more!
The lost McFly guitar. Schwarzenegger, Power Ballads and more Celeb Stuff. If you got a highschool do-over, would you take it? Dating habits. Tweakin Tinder. And a little less sugar from Ted Reader!
Ed's tormenter squirrel defies the roofers; What Pride Month is really about; Donna hates transients and offers rule-of-thumb for eating squirrels; lame-ass Facebook-created A.I. 'Socky Talky' gets a rude welcome; Casino Rob reminisces about Canadian TV game shows (all 3 of them) and their 'prizes'; Jason has opinions on things and more!
Unfairly treated celebrities, and more celeb stuff. Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks flooring estimates. Birthdays. Cottage rentals. How much do your pets really cost? And more #RandumbFacts including a kinky spider!
Donna continues to lodge her complaints about the buzzin' dozen sound-effect and has serious doubts about the manliness of her potential next-door neighbour suitor; Dorothy thinks she may have done too many shrooms; Jeremy needs a joke explained to him several times and sadly, reports that his mother, a life-long drinker, is in liver failure.
Things that happened a decade ago. Cardi B childcare and other celeb stuff. Golfing in "June-vember". Jalapeno Wine And culinary travel with the new Swedish Chef, Ted Reader!
New caller Chris gives some un-asked for details of his courier job that you can't just un-hear; Elecia gets half-naked for a massage then discovers her massage therapist is...well, just listen; Casino Rob checks in and wait...did amiable old Wayne tell a dirty joke?
Celeb Stuff: including RIP Thor? Ozzy? And Sidney Soap! Golfing & Birthdays. Explaining Hotwifing to Loriann. If they built a real Jurassic Park, would you want to visit? And a wild way to get a sinus infection!!!