Podcast by 94.9 The Rock
SNL's Cast, Charlie Sheen's memoirs and more Celeb Stuff! Will you really remain friends with coworkers? Gen Z in the workforce. Things we pay big bucks for and don't use. Plus Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks prefab showers and plumbing.
Becoming Your Parents. Celeb Stuff. Craig finds himself in Port Hope....by accident! The Bills. RIP Ken Dryden and Ted Reader talk butter!!
Tiff turns 50. The John Candy doc...who's chopping onions?? Home Clutter. Mistakes we make at work. Plus Science stuff & Randumb Facts
Preparing for the rain, and dealing with skunks! Medieval health tips...how did we survive? Crime in Canada. Celeb stuff. And showing a little bra! #RockMornings
Remembering Terry Fox, 45 years later. The BMO Heist. The condiment divorce. Celeb Stuff. Natural Disasters. And the Godfather of the Grill, Ted Reader!
Craig goes to the Ex, and almost runs down Lucky! Back to School. Telephone Tuesday. #randumbfacts and #celebstuff Plus, bees, wasps and other pests with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer
Lending money to family and friends Celeb stuff including sexy older men. #randumbfacts Staircase Driver. Condiments. Loonie Dogs. And a dude who put a lot of planning into skipping out on his family!
Don't tell the Boss, we talk Useless Jobs that still pay! Chris Palmer talks home renos and bathroom remodels. Bill & Jordan are in it for love. And were Pam and Liam faking it?? Plus perfect temps, Christian & Lochlan Pritchard set up Friday Night Funk!
The Dallas Cowboys. Lucky says 'work smarter, not harder'! Celeb stuff. Are you #QuietCracking? #RandumbFacts And are you a sitter, squatter, or hoverer at a public toilet?
Stiffler got paid!! How fickle the dating world is. Dogs. We're too crazy for our dogs! Kids & Phones And the Lindsay Intruder, what is "Reasonable force"??
Why do we live in the part of the world? Where would you retire? Have you lied about your age? Celeb Stuff. Happy Gilmore 2 Haircuts. And another difference between men and women...packing!
Pool season. Potatoes. Bikinis are back! Are you down for a Costco size honey? Celeb Stuff. And how to spot bad social media contractors with Chris Palmer.
Ed finally reveals the reason he closes the show with "Aloha" - and why he won't be any more; Donna shares her early childhood memories of trapping and skinning small forest animals and selling their pelts; Chuck in the Truck gets slimed; peer counselor Liana Kerzner's Getting Through the Night segment focuses on the stories we tell ourselves about our lives; Billy the Kidd and Ed talk about cheap restaurant garlic bread.
THE BOYS ARE BACK FROM VACATION!! Foot problems. Celeb Stuff. #RandumbFacts And more grilling with Ted Reader!
Ed explains why he hates sincere but fawning compliments and discovers the world of brand-name worms; Donna reveals her past as an 8 year-old trapper and fur seller; Dorothy hates her birthday and contends with a possible haunting - by a mouse; Billy the Kidd's dentist is an a**hole; in our Getting Through the Night segment, peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about learning to forgive ourselves.
Ed starts sounding off about people demanding zero-sugar candy at a store called Sugar Rush and ties it into another step in the downfall of Western society; Casino Rob is doing a big favour for an ungrateful 'friend' - should he continue or cut the guy loose? The Nighttime Neighbourhood weighs in; is Billy the Kidd being poisoned by his roommate?; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about the myths and realities of getting 'closure'; and more!
Ed kicks his own ass for expecting that an inexpensive case for his new phone ordered on Amazon would be anything but a cheap piece of crap; update on Ed's cat M - she didn't find the cat pajamas to be the cat's pajamas; Donna reveals her desire for...no, you really have to just hear it for yourself; Ed suggests Billy the Kidd make some money off his frequent falls by billing himself as a performance artist; new caller JC shares a tribute to his late brother Andrew; Liana Kerzner helps us in Getting Through the Night by talking about when you're faced with a situation where all your options suck. And more!
The package of cat pajamas from Amazon is screwed-up again and Ed is none too pleased; Triple T has a legitimate life-changing experience; Sherry thinks bladder infections are linked to diminished mental capacity, so Ed asks her to get tested for a bladder infection; Donna is not a fan of her President Trump and more!
Ed is furious at Amazon and worries about getting "Angover"; a new caller is a cop and Ed discusses his personal opinion of police with him; Val returns with a flimsy justification for his act of coffee fraud; Ed pushes Donna to go see a doctor; Billy the Kidd eats porridge; Chuck is friends with a flat-earther and in Getting Through the Night, peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about the justifications we give ourselves for doing things we probably shouldn't, which ties in nicely with Val's phone call.
Why Ed won't go to strip clubs with you (or anyone); the Denmark Zoo wants people to feed their pets to the caged animals; "I don't like him enough to hate him" is one of peer counselor Liana Kerzner's philosophies and this episode of Getting Through the Night scares Casino Rob and stirs some rethinking in Triple T; Ed and Donna talk about Nazi 'action figures' (Hey kids - collect 'em all!) and more.
Ed accepts Sherry's challenge to sing the theme to "Gilligan's Island" from memory and then plays a mash-up of the "Gilligan" theme with "Stairway to Heaven" (you HAVE to hear it); Justincredible asks for advice about Erectile Dysfunction; Donna is dreading being 'put up on the lift' (a medical appointment); Elecia tries to sound smart and leaves the opposite impression; Wayne continues to be suspicious that Ed has been replaced with an A.I. and peer counselor Liana Kerzner helps us Get Through the Night talking about small talk.
Ed shreds the 'Mango Mussolini' and his anti-Canada tariffs and mourns the collective loss of backbones among Americans and their politicians; Donna watched a woman stuff steaks in her shorts at the supermarket; Brandon gets stomped for his bad musical taste; on Getting Through the Night, Liana Kerzner talks about managing anger; Phone Ranger Sherry talks to a summer-vacationing Santa and more.
This show goes in an unplanned direction as Ed's mention of a somewhat common injury a man may accidentally inflict upon his manhood leads to Sherry, Donna and Triple T adding to the discussion...which was never intended to be a discussion. Also, Ed shoots down Justincredible's movie idea and shares his own movie pitch for the super-smart Chimpanzee DJ, "Spinpanzee"; Blind OG Jeremy lost his lighter on the lawn and had to do some...unpleasant...things to find it; Laura charms us with one of her rare phone calls, peer-counselor Liana Kerzner offers more helpful advice and more!
Ed talks about how quickly social rules have changed; Donna 'persuades' a store to refund her money; teenager Johnny Rad Rad talks about (not) driving when high on weed; Elecia tries to list any adult responsibilities she has; it's Mike from USA's birthday; Billy the Kidd talks about tsunamis and Patrick Swayze; peer counselor Liana Kerzner helps us Get Through the Night.
What is with the teeth of the guy in the Trivago commercials?? Also, Ed poses and ethical conundrum about line-ups at retail outlets; Sherry shares a dubious encounter with the previous Trivago guy (before the teeth guy); 16 year-old caller Johnny Rad Rad returns with a tale of teenage heartbreak; Dorothy once again falls asleep in a precarious place; Casino Rob and Laura are getting married in Las Vegas (going to the US...the way things are going, they may spend their honeymoon in an El Salvador prison); Billy the Kidd prepares to lose his teeth' host of the podcast It's Not Therapy, peer counselor Liana Kerzner helps us Get Through The Night talking about 'identity'.
The Hulkster has left the squared circle! Hulk Hogan hit his final turnbuckle and Ed talks about the wrestler's legendary legacy and Ed's favourite encounters with him. Matty Morris of The Lazys has a chit-chat with Ed; Billy the Kidd is about to lose all of his teeth; Doug from Maynooth claims his father was psychic; LaRocque fills in some details about Maynooth, Ontario (aka "one-tooth Maynooth); celebrity radio chef and Ed's friend Christian Pritchard calls in punch drunk yet denies being punch drunk; more help Getting Through the Night with peer counselor and host of the podcast It's Not Therapy, Liana Kerzner - How to Ask for Help.
Ed gives a quick review of the new Marvel film "The Fantastic Four" and talks about what bullsh*t Facebook Friends are; Donna is spitting mad at her local supermarket - but is it her own fault (hint: she thinks 'no', Ed thinks 'yes'); Triple T and Sasha get into a little tiff; caller Kat disappoints Ed by asking a stupid question that isn't stupid; and Colin talks about something or other, we forget now what it was. Plus, peer counselor Liana Kerzner of the podcast "It's Not Therapy" deconstructs the concept of 'normal'
Ed mourns the loss of local, mom & pop hamburger restaurants; Chris, who peed in bottles when he was a courier, tries to create a new nickname...and fails badly; after 10 years, Billy the Kidd learns his friend's name; Dorothy describes...it's best to just listen to it, and peer counselor Liana Kerzner offers more helpful thoughts on 'Getting Through the Night".
How does the book "Charlotte's Web" relate to the passing of Ozzy Osbourne? Ed will tell you. Rob the Dairy Farmer talks about the modern management of cow manure; Elecia tries to re-define words, driving Ed crazy in the process and Michelle from Bowmanville joins in; Rowan loses half her band in one day; Donna talks about her sister; Billy the Kidd makes a friend and peer counselor Liana Kerzner checks in with another episode of Getting Through the Night.
Who are the POO and why is Ed pissed off about them? Ed finally gets the gift items Donna sent him in January, which were in the care of Triple T - except some items are missing and Donna is not pleased with Triple T, aka "Penis in Sneakers" and he defends himself from Donna's accusations of malfeasance or theft; Kat dedicates a very strange song to her daughter; Chuck in the Truck has a birthday and Elecia says goodbye to her bearded dragon (not a euphemism).
Vacation Time!! And Life in general, moving and changing careers. Teachers and Students. Noel Gallagher. #RandumbFacts Cooling down. And Chris Palmer talks hiring a Pro vs DIY.
Ed sounds off on people who work at movie theatres who shouldn't be allowed in the building; Johnny in the Garage is on-location in Corey's shed but the drunken nonsense is remarkably unchanged; Casino Rob celebrates a small but rare victory; Wayne asks about Ed being replaced by A.I.; Tammy talks about wild bear encounters and what teenagers in the boonies did for fun (note: doesn't sound like fun).
Ed talks about people with 'Smell-Bad Face' and why zero-sugar pop is all bullsh*t; Triple T has a bone to pick with Ed, which Ed then uses to beat T3 over the head with; Donna has 'humanitis'; Elecia earns several rounds of applause during her call, but not really; Brandon admits he lied to Ed.
Ed blasts the BS from companies who publicly claim to care about a healthy work environment and their employees' mental health but in reality work them to death; Dorothy returns to the show with the story of her long stay in the hospital while taking on her long-standing physical and mental health challenges; Donna may live in a town that time forgot; Billy the KIdd has come to the realization that his mother and her boyfriend are trying to get him killed.
Ed talks about perfectionism vs doing things half-assed; Donna's got concerns for her reefer plants; just as they are gaining great momentum, Rowan's band loses a drummer and bassist; Elecia's young nephew is a chess-champion (obviously gets it from the other side of the family); Mike from USA's house gets hit by lighting but Ed knows a guy who was hit by lightning 3 times.
Ed gives his review of 'Superman' and argues that Hollywood hasn't had a decade of full of movies with lasting cultural impact since the 1980s - and that's why people don't go to the movies anymore; Donna chimes in with her movie favourites including one that we didn't see coming; Jeremy talks about going to 'see' movies even though he is blind; Triple T is back at work and needs a neck transplant; Liana Kerzner talks about men & loneliness in 'Getting Through the Night'; and more tomfoolery.
Craig's chips & crackers saga. Golfing with strangers. Gwyneth Paltrow liked a particular sex act!?!?! And more Celeb Stuff Ted Reader talks pork chops. And more #RandumbFacts #RockMornings
Craig gets juiced by a pickle! Could you handle Hot Ones. The Michael J Fox dream. Favorite Ice Creams & best time to eat them. The Coldplay Affair. Top Movie Soundtracks. Memorable TV Theme Songs. Christina Applegate's new book...Colbert Cancelled, and more! #RockMornings
The 2nd most expensive piece of Hollywood memorabilia!?! Daddy Pete. Celeb Stuff. Neighbors garbage. Kids crap. How long into a day do we determine if it's a good or bad one. BNL sang about what to do with a Million $$, but this wasn't in it. And the most and least popular tattoos. #RockMornings
The original Disney ticket was just $1!!! Emmy Noms and celeb stuff. #RandumbFacts We learn Loriann's WOW skills. And Hockey Nostalgia.
Wow factor things that aren't that hard to learn. Lucky the Dancer?!?! Congrats Alberta...you're number 1! (in measles) Walmart sex toy thief. Brad Pitt facelift? Sydney makes Kim jealous. More Celeb Stuff. And we talk countertops with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer
Ed the Sock welcomes the rock duo The Blue Stones, Tarek Jafar and Justin Tessier, to the rock concert podcastorium (we just made that word up) to shoot the sh*t and play their music. Find out why Tarek has a grudge against Swiss Chalet restaurants and he and Justin getting roofied in Warsaw, Poland. And more!
Ed explains why Superman is his favourite superhero (and has reserved tickets to see the new movie); Donna exclaims "F*** me with a pole-digger"; Wayne tells a pretty greasy joke; Elecia screws up selling her car and it comes back to bite her in the ass; Holly from South 'Shwa makes an announcement; Liana Kerzner talks about being 'Present' in our Getting Through the Night segment. Oh, and Billy the Kidd isn't dead.
Ed's exclusive backstage interview with Three Days Grace! Plus - Ed has a dispute with his plumber and thinks a technician past his best-before date broke his VTR machines needed to digitize Ed's Muchmusic content; the Nighttime Neighbourhood weighs in on how 'good' the new release from Good Charlotte is (or is not) and whether any of their songs should ever be played on the show; Elecia suddenly claims to have a young child; Chuck in the Truck defends the 'music' of Yoko Ono and peer counselor Liana Kerzner addresses how to tell a 'helper' when they aren't helping, they're making things worse.
Has the 'no swimming after eating' myth been busted?? Amazon Prime Deals. Bad feet and Christmas in July. Plus 407 tolls, bike helmets and Ted Reader talks chicken hearts.
You'll never hear the end of abandoning your wife...Craig knows!!! The new Superman movie, which was the best Superman, and Celeb Stuff. Would you like Fries with that? And what do you take on your fries. Sitting outdoors. Parking Lot Fury. And more #RandumbFacts
Are the Blue Jays just teasing? Craig's done with Chicken Breast. Do you give your car a nickname? Drunk or Stoned at work. Ozzy's isolated vocals. And more Celeb stuff. Plus, the Great Golf Fight!
This show goes in an unplanned direction as Ed's mention of a somewhat common injury a man may accidentally inflict upon his manhood leads to Sherry, Donn and Triple T adding to the discussion...which was never intended to be a discussion. Also, Chuck in the Truck is back with more tales of 'psychic occurrences' he has experienced recently and yes, he believes it. And Liana Kerzner's Getting Through the Night discussion of 'Persuasion vs Manipulation' turns into a bit of a tug-of-war with Ed!
Prime Day. Bacon Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a thing?? Does everyone have a pool? Is Ice Cream the fave summer thing? OK Blue Jays. Celeb Stuff. And Messy Homes #RockMornings
Ed talks about a pristine classic car he saw and his attempts to photograph it while the owner was sitting it without seeming creepy and gives a health update on Dorothy; Donna talks about turning a car like a rotisserie chicken; Casino Rob talks about what younger drivers at red lights say to him about his car; Triple T talks about his renewed vigor for life (we'll see how long that lasts); Mark in Kansas City tells us what his neighbours are saying about living in Trump's America; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about taking credit for our accomplishments and Jeremy lost his lighter in his backyard...and he's blind. Finding it was a crappy experience (literally).
After 6 weeks on the bench due to injury, Triple T is back, with his long story of woe; Donna calls her neighbour "It" but she has never seen or read the Stephen King story; Kristy is bored and wants Ed to "Dance, Monkey, Dance"; Billy the Kidd's court trial verdict is in; Elecia is seeking Vaseline; peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about Men and Feelings of Shame in "Getting Through the Night"; Nighttime Neighbours Lloyd and Ron call all the way from Kuwait!!