Craig Venn & Lucky On Demand

Trouble at the Walk-in Clinic. Celeb Stuff. Father's Day Hacks for getting work done. Ted Reader is talking Lobster!

Ed takes aim at the life choices of douchebags and sounds off on radio colleague Meital continuing to criticize his hair; Wayne, the Sultan of Sweep, turns a plumber's visit into an awkward experience; Casino Rob shares his Monty Python-esque experience at a medical clinic; Billy the Kidd updates us on the progress he's made painting a portrait of Ed.

RIP Brian Wilson. Eggs. Gas station snacks. Plus, Hotel Apps, and Craig's neighbors are at it again.

Ed is deeply disappointed in the staffer at the local grocery store who supervises the self-checkout; Dorothy returns with a quandary over her DNA and a bucket list that...well, you really have to listen to it, it's unlike any other bucket list you've ever heard; Casino Rob vents his spleen against Canada Post; Donna shares her beliefs about DNA and work ethic; Billy continues his nascent career as an impressionist and in our Getting Through the Night feature, peer counselor Liana Kerzner talks about setting expectation.

Using AI to find a partner, or worse AI is your partner! Hitting the jackpot. Things of value. Do you follow the Bro Code? The Taj Mahal neighbor. And things you can't grill with Ted Reader.

Ed vs GPS and overzealous password protections; Dustin and Ed talk about the good old days when Popeye cigarettes were sold to children and hiring a commando team to kidnap Dustin to surgically remove his mullet; Billy the Kidd still hasn't learned that if someone has filed charges against you with the police, they are not your 'friend'; Shaner offers to take Ed bike-riding and in our Getting Through the Night feature segment, Liana Kerzner guides us on how to breathe properly for stress relief!

A bit of a sad start as Ed pays tribute to his friend and former colleague on Muchmusic, Juliette Powell, who died last week suddenly at age 54; then, men and women do stupid things, but they do different kinds of stupid things, and Ed describes observing one dumb guy behaviour while driving today; Donna then proves the flaw in Ed's theory, using a baseball bat; Elecia thinks she has the powers of Aquaman to speak to marine life, especially turtles (not joking); Brad the Bug returns to remind us why he got that nickname; Liana talks about the flawed idea of 'normal' in our "Getting Through the Night" segment.

Ed's got a lot to say in this one, including sharing the two completely stupid jokes that always make him laugh; Triple T gives a grumpy update on his slow recovery; Elecia thinks that a lake fish gave her the finger; Sherry commits the unforgiveable; and Donna provides more of her wisdom.

How much alone-time do we actually get? Celeb Stuff! Craigie plays posh at the RBC Canadian Open. GPS habits. Free 407. And what tools are a must for you toolbox, and for Father's Day with Chris Palmer

Ed talks about observing peak stupidity at a self-serve gas station, the lost art of the Whoopee Cushion, gives an update on the squirrel, over-shares about his relationship to hot chocolate and how flatulence is the universal language for humour; Doug from Maynooth gets schooled on his fear of sugar; Michelle shares her theories about ay-at-the-pump gas stations and our Getting Through the Night segment with peer counselor Liana Kerzner (host of the podcast It's Not Therapy) focuses on 'over-explaining'.

The squirrel in his wall flips Ed the finger (metaphorically); Donna has suggestions on how to remove the squirrel problem, but adapting duck-hunting methods to the inside of a residence may be inadvisable; when Ed plays AC/DC's "Thunderstruck", Sherry's dog...I don't think it's SFW to describe it here; Rowan shoots a music video for her band Rogue Rising's new song and gets a black-eye as a reward; Chuck tells a joke that doesn't suck - it only took him 2 years.

Tom Cruise Mission Impossible stunts & more celeb stuff. Habits you wouldn't give up even if you struck it rich! Smells we like & dislike. Sounds that make you angry. And more #RandumbFacts #RockMornings

People are literally praying to an AI God!?! Driving School. Celeb Stuff. Childhood sounds this generation will never hear. Fake job sites. Rusty VW. Wildlife going crazy!

Ed's squirrel nemesis grows bolder; Ed may sell tickets to watch the shirtless young men from Norris Roofing working on his roof (Sherry is first in line); Elecia bores us with a story about her cat Max then learns that Ed's 'compliments' aren't always actual compliments; Wayne, the soft-spoken Sultan of Sweep, goes off on a tangent about lighting farts on fire; Scott from Cobourg's friend won Nazareth tickets but won't take him to the concert.; musician Dustin is still wrestling with adopting the stage name 'Figgy Pudding' and more!

The lost McFly guitar. Schwarzenegger, Power Ballads and more Celeb Stuff. If you got a highschool do-over, would you take it? Dating habits. Tweakin Tinder. And a little less sugar from Ted Reader!

Ed's tormenter squirrel defies the roofers; What Pride Month is really about; Donna hates transients and offers rule-of-thumb for eating squirrels; lame-ass Facebook-created A.I. 'Socky Talky' gets a rude welcome; Casino Rob reminisces about Canadian TV game shows (all 3 of them) and their 'prizes'; Jason has opinions on things and more!

Unfairly treated celebrities, and more celeb stuff. Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks flooring estimates. Birthdays. Cottage rentals. How much do your pets really cost? And more #RandumbFacts including a kinky spider!

Donna continues to lodge her complaints about the buzzin' dozen sound-effect and has serious doubts about the manliness of her potential next-door neighbour suitor; Dorothy thinks she may have done too many shrooms; Jeremy needs a joke explained to him several times and sadly, reports that his mother, a life-long drinker, is in liver failure.

Things that happened a decade ago. Cardi B childcare and other celeb stuff. Golfing in "June-vember". Jalapeno Wine And culinary travel with the new Swedish Chef, Ted Reader!

New caller Chris gives some un-asked for details of his courier job that you can't just un-hear; Elecia gets half-naked for a massage then discovers her massage therapist is...well, just listen; Casino Rob checks in and wait...did amiable old Wayne tell a dirty joke?

Celeb Stuff: including RIP Thor? Ozzy? And Sidney Soap! Golfing & Birthdays. Explaining Hotwifing to Loriann. If they built a real Jurassic Park, would you want to visit? And a wild way to get a sinus infection!!!

Top Disney Songs, RIP Ed Gale, and more Celeb Stuff. Haircuts. BigMouth. Metal Hair Bands. Tinder troubles, and is Hotwifing really a thing? And #RandumbFacts

Ed gripes about counterfeit deli meat; new caller Mike may have some anger issues; Dax recalls trucker songs and childhood dirty jokes (and sets a new record for words bleeped out); Donna is warmly greeted with hugs by people who don't know her name; new caller Cory gets culture shock after moving from small-town Manitoba to the bustling metropolis of Peterborough; Billy gets abandoned at a trailer in the woods; Dorothy want to talk about her new grandson's circumcision; 80s movies about friendly neighbourhood psychos and more.

Ed gives an update on his squirrel problem and why his cats are not a solution; Dax from Japan talks about his experience at a Tokyo whorehouse and Japanese beliefs about the size of Westerners' lower physical endowments; Donna may have been asked on a date...she's not sure...neither are we; Sherry gives Donna some dating wardrobe advice.

Work Meetings. How many days to we actually feel healthy? Gen Z discovers boiling water. RIP RIck Derringer and Celeb Stuff. Plus, a visit to Craig's poo hut!

Johnny in the Garage returns (with a lame excuse)! Donna's head is about to explode! Elecia does something really dumb! Plus semenology and invading squirrels!

Craig's Golf issues. Celeb Stuff. Naked zoom calls. 2 very different young girls. And Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks fences

Going Golfing & the Canadian Open. The office bathroom. A meth jumper, Ted Reader's Slash n' Grill Chicken. #RandumbFacts

The new Mission Impossible. Celeb stuff. Top 1-hit-wonder of the 00's. Cheaters. Dogs. Hiring a maid. The Old Man crash. #RockMornings

Surviving the Internet Crash. Is there really any money in metal recycling? Celeb Stuff. Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman still friends. Things we all experience. Kids without the internet. And Side Gigs.

RIP Norm! Remembering George Wendt. Would you Help in an emergency? Things servers admit doing, and are coupons on a date sexy? Plus #RandumbFacts and Ted Reader is grilling homemade Big Macs!

Wrapping up another Leafs Game 7 disaster. Flying cars. Restaurants. Pickle Vodka. Celeb stuff. And plumbing and drains with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer!

Val returns, super-creepy laugh and all, with a surprise past connection between Ed and his wife (note: she wasn't wearing many clothes) and his seedy past as a gigolo (for real...allegedly); Dustin struggles with choosing Figgy Pudding as his music persona vs his own (boring) name; Donna 's "eyeballs turn black" when she's angry may have an interest in her new male neighbour; Elecia packs for a trip.

It's the May 2-4 long weekend. We talk cottages, mosquitos & BBQ! Walking Tall and more Celeb Stuff. #RandumbFacts & Science Stuff!

Trouble in Leafs land! Is AirBnB in Hot Water? Celeb Stuff. Things you've tried once, and never again! Plus #RandumbFacts

Ed puts Rock Mornings hosts Craig and Lucky on blast for dissing him on their show, Billy the Kidd pissed off his roommate Mark but can't remember how, Donna wants to dole out some rough justice to a lodger in her cousin's house and also...face-eating beach cats of Spain.

Pete Rose Hall of Fame, Yay or Nay? An eminem fan with too much time on their hands. Driveway paving. Being an executor. The Menendez bros. Hobbies that are dating red flags. And May 2-4 grilling with Ted Reader!

The funniest female comedians of all time and more celeb stuff! Dusty control with Handcrafted by Chris Palmer. Ed the Sock hits back. Grocery store profits. And the Pope's signature.

Does food taste better with food? The Leafs Ted Reader and the World Record Burger! Our station vehicle has a name. The Video Game Hall of Fame

Nesting Birds, if animals could talk, and exploring oceans. Is it a good idea to give your kids your old car? Happy Mother's Day. Pop Bob. Tinfoil windows. Wired Amazon

The Leafs win, but Craig has a theory on the playoffs. Would you help loved ones if you won $100k? It's McHappy Day!! Conclave continues. And Celeb Stuff.

Where there's Smokey, there's fire! And more Celeb stuff! Hitch Hiking, is it still a thing? Why do we have kids? #RandumbFacts And grilling something for the Mom's this weekend with Ted Reader!

Leafs win, but is there a Bennett suspension coming? Can the Gallagher's survive the Oasis reunion? Brotherly love. Crazy One-Night-Stand stories. Is FAFO the new parenting strategy? And Handcrafted by Chris Palmer, talks Driveways!

Listen to what our Nighttime Neighbourhood got up to on this week's All-Night Shows!

Movie Etiquette, Ozzy and more Celeb Stuff. Getting ready for Conclave. Sockless summer. What's sexy now that wasn't 20 years ago. Leafs vs Panthers. And celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Chef Ted Reader!

The Leafs are moving on to the 2nd round! Celeb stuff. Things that improved our quality of life so much we should've done sooner. Saying words wrong on purpose. And more #RandumbStuff #RockMornings

Craig's toes. Fertilizer time. U-turns and more. Reading to your kids. Could you pass a lie detector test? The 401 tunnel, would you use it if the Maple Leafs built it?? #Collapse Plus, best one-named singers, movie dogs and more celeb stuff!

Is 36 the new "Over the Hill"? Teachers college. Panic in Leaf-land! Celeb Stuff. How old is the cutoff for asking friends to help move. And the concept of "Paying it Backwards" #RockMornings

Craig's Holes are filled!! Did you vote? Can the Leafs close it out? Celeb stuff, and we play "What's this sound?" Plus Handcrafted by Chris Palmer talks pergolas & gazebos for spring!

It's Election Day. CAST YOUR VOTE, and that's it!! Spring cleaning. Walking the golf course. Celeb stuff. Randumbfacts The great sperm race! And we grill Wagyu with Ted Reader!

Things that women get more embarrassed about than men. Does the 5 second rule still exist? A new way to watch the Leafs. Craig does some community service (and not court ordered this time!) Science and animals. And stolen cars. #RockMornings