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THE PODCAST WHERE 2 DUDES WHO KNOW NOTHING TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING. NEW EPISODES EVERY TUESDAY FIND US ON IG @deadendfriendspodcast

Gary Gordon & Craig Jamieson


    • May 14, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 57m AVG DURATION
    • 120 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Dead End Friends

    OPEN THE OFFIES | Episode #119

    Play Episode Listen Later May 14, 2024 41:52


    On this episode Gary keeps the pub open and Craig is convinced the eiffel tower is an oil rig. We talk Scottish drinking laws, the crowd at Backlash, current beefs and summer soundtracks. Recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    LOTTERY WINNERS | Episode #118

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2024 51:18


    On this episode Gary can't change a lightbulb and Craig will not eat soggy nachos. We talk fun landlords, not gambling, bags for life and some of the wrasslin. Recorded in Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    GASMS | Episode #117

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 26, 2024 57:37


    On this episode Gary is a masochist and Craig gets glasses. We talk 00s haircuts, not washing your denims, becoming an elden lord and some wrestlemania predictions. All recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    DUNE OR JUNE? | Episode #116

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 12, 2024 58:47


    On this episode Craig thanks the bagussy and Gary doesn't believe in Duncan Idaho. We talk Dune, midweek football, year of the dragon and we geek out at filmography. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    VINNY MAC IS A BAD GUY | Episode #115

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 76:12


    Gary dresses up and Craig cries at the punk show. We talk scandals, wrestling without health & safety, billionaire psychopaths and being the Sam to Gary's Frodo. All filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    POWER OF THE MOUSTACHE | Episode #114

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2023 56:40


    Craig sees dolphin thumbs and Gary queues for breakfast. We talk balls in beer cans, foreign Tennents, the bevy bucket and greasy spoons. All filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THRASH METAL FUGGIN | Episode #113

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 66:42


    On this episode Gary fights subway kids and Craig listens to Usher. We talk album anniversary gigs, sexy songs, meeting wrestlers and seeing Picasso pieces in Paris. All filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    FRENCH CUISINE | Episode #112

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2023 61:42


    On this episode Gary whistles and Craig googles Snatch. We talk meeting family in the car park, eating frog legs, fighting swans and vibing in your 50s. All filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    GOOD GAS | Episode #111

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 62:20


    On this episode Gary goes silent and Craig is Gary's biggest fan. We talk self image, work / life balance, camels in Yorkshire and having an easy cry. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

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    HEAVEN'S GATE | Episode #110

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 58:53


    On this episode Gary wants the drip and Craig gets it. We talk alien cults, colourblindness, living in Steven Segal's world and weird art dudes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE PURGE | Episode #109

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 56:38


    On this episode Craig uses the urinal and Gary purges his following. We talk favourite tv shows growing up, showing the horse who's boss, long covid and the statistics of someone eating a hot dog. All filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces. We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE DUD OF THE FAMILY | Episode #108

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2023 59:05


    On this episode Gary follows through and Craig can't spend his money. We talk root beers, DJ Khaled has lost his mind, earning the sweat and talking yourself out of stabbings. All DEF episodes are filmed at the wonderful Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    OCTOPUS TENTACLES | Episode #107

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 55:16


    This week Craig names his horse and Gary eats fish with eyes. We talk wiping, chipsticks, Christopher Nolan films and calling people chef. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    TURN OFF THE AI | Episode #106

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2023 62:24


    On this episode Craig can't go outside or inside and Gary talks to an AI. We talk electricity allergies, no socks at the gym, rolling snout machines and tidy work stations. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    OUT OF TOUCH | Episode #105

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2023 50:00


    On this episode Craig gets the wrong Prime and Gary likes real posh places. We talk short shorts, believing in fate, hotel room duvets and the fast and furious franchise. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THICK BOOTY SANDALS | Episode #104

    Play Episode Listen Later May 30, 2023 55:41


    On this episode Gary has beige flags and Craig doesn't get the bit. We talk yolked calves, PLPTSD, winning the lottery live and mind blowing shark facts. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE BIG HOUSE | Episode #103

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2023 47:48


    On this episode Gary visits the big house and Craig has brain fog. We talk taking a camel across Europe, imposter syndrome moments, sinus rinsing and digging for ear gold. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    ASS CHEEKS AND MURDER | Episode #102

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2023 49:14


    On this episode Gary is burnt by a burning fireball in the sky and Craig gets the joke. We talk nasal cream, ripping snow tricks, marrying your crush in the sims and new releases from Better Lovers, Balance and Composure, and Larry June. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    NO BALLS NO HOES | Episode #101

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2023 42:17


    On this episode Craig is a golf guy and Gary reads the holy book. We talk Wrestlemania, trying to understand VPNs, the pain of trying to write music and being a sex symbol on your own terms. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE 100 | Episode #100

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 40:30


    HAPPY 100TH EPISODE!!! WE APPRECIATE YOU, WE LOVE YOU, WE ACKNOWLEDGE YOU XO ENJOY THE 100TH EPISODE WE WILL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK TO RUN IT ALL BACK AGAIN XO --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE MEAT OF THE BEAN | Episode #99

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2023 46:31


    On this episode Gary can't ride a bike and Craig has input delay. We talk crossword puzzles, silent letters, daylight savings and L takes with DEF. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    EATIN' THE FULL LOAF | Episode #98

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 46:44


    On this episode Gary is the hard uncle and Craig is going deaf. We talk taking meds without water, bear claws, sheltered animals and game changing bagels. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    BLACK OPS | Episode #97

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 48:04


    On this episode Gary is blanket boujee and Craig gets 100 balloons. We talk paintballing, weather balloons, Gary's accusations and Craig's tendency to believe everything he reads on the internet. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE STUTTER | Episode #96

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2023 45:01


    On this episode Gary touches the mic and Craig can't get his words out. We talk hairy jackets, sprinkling of 'tism, sneaking into underground ciphers and medieval torture methods. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    PICKLES AND MAYO | Episode #95

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2023 52:54


    On this episode Craig doesn't trust mayo and Gary eats a jar of pickles. We talk ear wax cleaning, bottled scrambled eggs, broken ovens and playing the last Rainfalls show. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    RIPFALLS | Episode #94

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 52:01


    On this episode the boys reminisce 12 years of being a band. We talk chasing sleep, getting excited as an old guy, blackout drunk karaoke and draining your social battery. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE BURNOUT | Episode #93

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 51:49


    This week the boys are just burnt out. We talk the beginning of relationships, the dumpster fire that is UK politics, ascending to hell by choice and putting on imaginary service as a child. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    DEAD END FIGHTS | Episode #92

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 55:24


    On this episode Gary shaves his whole body and Craig meets Johnny Depp at the Cathouse. We talk sneaky nuts, old facebook pictures, losing control and fight videos. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    COWBOY BEANS | Episode #91

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 47:56


    On this episode Craig picks his playlist songs live on the podcast and Gary sprays his cumming on soap fragrance. We talk false advertising, unnecessary letters, nasal rinses and bad breath. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    3 PUFF DADDY | Episode #90

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 50:14


    On this episode Gary hits the peak and Craig appreciates art. We talk about our trip to Amsterdam, scaling mountains, bad highs and tweezers. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    RED WINE HANGOVERS | Episode #89

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2023 46:39


    On this episode Gary's skin glows and Craig opens the tonic. We talk turning 30, visiting Amsterdam, cheap wines and the best playlist in the world. Come join in the fun xo (filmed in Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/deadendfriends/message

    THE ZIPPER DILEMMA | Episode #88

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 45:35


    On this episode Gary is curious and Craig needs surgery. We talk peeing sitting down, eating tomatoes, sleeping with darth vader and chilling in the hospital. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    TIN FOIL HATS | Episode #87

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 55:05


    On this episode Craig turns off location services and Gary gets rid of dids. We talk christmas shopping, being tracked, getting cold cheeks and trying to raise kids in 2022 Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    COFFEE BARRISTERS | Episode #86

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 47:39


    On this episode Gary smiles and Craig hates people's wrapped. We talk cathartic releases, dream festival line ups, winning the lottery and being crap at life. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    ANIMAL HAIR | Episode #85

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2022 49:26


    On this episode Craig talks dead pets and Gary doesn't agree with the chiro. We talk not going to the doctor, digging for ear wax, working time machines and historical cover ups. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    MAKE SOME CEREAL | Episode #84

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 44:17


    On this episode Craig needs chatty people and Gary keeps up with the mafia. We talk positive reinforcement, the dull skies of Scotland, not cutting people and we have another dork minute. Filmed and recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    HORSE RADIO | Episode #83

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2022 40:50


    On this episode Craig's toilet is on fire and Gary looks for the king. We talk Irish goodbyes, sensitive alarms, baby oil pranks and throwing eggs at royalty. Recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= We love u xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    THE CRISIS | Episode #82

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2022 56:41


    On this episode Craig has a moment and Gary loves being a bully. We talk the struggles of being a parent, the bummy tummies, getting roasted for normal things and wars on Twitter. Recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    BUGOLOGISTS | Episode #81

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 55:52


    On this episode Gary has no cues and Craig reads the very hungry caterpillar. We talk nostalgic cartoons, using music to tell a story, staying in touch as an old white guy and playing video games together. Recorded in Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    THE NEW SPACE | Episode #80

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2022 49:02


    On this episode Gary drinks tomato juice and Craig hates the sea. We talk college hip hop bands, aging gracefully, shamed into running and making your own skate video soundtrack. We love you xo Recorded at Skope Spaces: https://instagram.com/skopespaces?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2y= --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    TATTED CHEEKS | Episode #79

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 59:57


    On this episode Craig is not who he says he is and Gary tries not to cry. We talk social awkwardness, serial killer book keepers, the bad beer company and getting excited about the wrasslin again. We love you always and forever xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    THE FROGGIES | Episode #78

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 48:50


    On this episode Gary builds the pyramids and Craig shares his hangover secrets. We talk swamps, caffeine withdrawls, ancient aliens and niche playlist choices. Love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    GARY IS A GREEK GOD | Episode #77

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 48:42


    On this episode Gary makes olive oil toast and Craig drinks raki. We talk learning another language, fighting the weather for snackies, the stresses of car maintenance and comedian duo serial killers. Love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    HORIZONTAL BACKS | Episode #76

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 35:34


    On this episode Craig creams over Steve Blackman and Gary watches the same game twice. We talk lacking confidence, idolsing wrestlers physiques, gassing up your mates and we have a new dork segment. Love u xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    I'M A SPORTS GUY | Episode #75

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 45:46


    On this episode Gary has a breakdown and Craig gasses people up. We talk funny shapes, donkey kong barrels, high street sizes and living in yuh 30's. Love you xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    THE DIZZIES | Episode #74

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2022 36:58


    On this episode Craig is on boats and Gary may as well be dead. We talk eating crustaceans, new glasses, pressures of modern living and hard step mums. Love you lots xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    VAPE LORD | Episode #73

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 6, 2022 48:41


    On this episode Craig fights a politician and Gary falls asleep on the couch. We talk nudie mags, elf bars, the depression of being a UK citizen and band evolution. Peace & Love xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    DOG JAZZ | Episode #72

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 30, 2022 46:11


    On this episode Gary cleans his couch and Craig learns about the vinegar strokes. This week we talk cats eating dessert, failing at school, being spiteful and old in the club. YUH @deadendfriends YUH --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    SPORTSBALL! | Episode #71

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2022 44:51


    On this episode Gary's bases are loaded and Craig argues there's too many numbers. We talk fixed talent shows, baseball drip, country dancin' for PE and Nordic snowplows. Tell ur friends xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    GARY NEEDS A NICKNAME | Episode #70

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 47:22


    On this episode Gary loses his sweatband and Craig's holding on by a thread. We talk high school nicknames, wearing robes at the show, pop up cinemas and purple toes. Tell ur friends that we're cute xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

    THE BIG ONE | Episode #69

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 44:09


    On this episode Gary phones his Dad and Craig starts a crossover band. We talk hermits, no hobbies in your 30s, sweatbands and battle scars. If you like this episode tell your friends xo --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/deadendfriends/message

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