Dice And Pipes

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In 1998 Brian and Chris walked away from role playing games. Today, they're back at the table! Armed with a bottle of whiskey and tobacco pipes, they're on a quest to re-learn role playing games, educate youngsters, and shake their fist at the world!

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    • Jun 22, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 24m AVG DURATION
    • 101 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Dice And Pipes

    The Tomb Of The Unknown Raccoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2020 70:39


    The boys are back to weave tales of looting, gross bathrooms, and a strange smell coming from the microphones.

    Shadowrun Session 7 - School Days

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 70:49


    On this episode of Dice and Pipes, the boys discuss new school policies and Chris goes crazy over Covid. During the gameplay, Shibo squares off against a traitor.

    Dungeons and Dragons Session 43 - Bisexual Drones

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2020 65:03


    Happy Memorial Day! Brian tries to do something nice, but Chris won't allow it. During the gameplay, Harrison makes a desperate attempt to flee an undead army.

    Shadowrun Session 6 - Polish Piss

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 80:04


    The boys discuss the pipe community, Brian discovers a possible secret that Barry is keeping, and Chris files a complaint about work.

    Dungeons And Dragons Session 42 - Noble Grandma

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2020 85:42


    In this episode of D&P Brian discusses a new drink for the show and the boys talk about a pretentious moderator on the Tobacco Reviews website

    Shadowrun Session 5 - Convoy

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 68:49


    Today, Chris has a meltdown over a new city policy during the great quarantine of 2020. During the gameplay, Shibo makes an alliance with the owner of the book store.

    Dungeons And Dragons Session 41 - Facebook

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2020 70:57


    In this Episode of Dice And Pipes, Chris is in a very bad mood and Brian discusses horrible Facebook posts. During the gameplay, Harrison reunites with Citadel, but learns a shocking truth.

    Shadowrun Session 3 - Tips From The Dealer

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 84:39


    In this episode, Chris gives his expert opinion on how to win at the car dealership. During the gameplay, Shibo meets an unusual contact.

    Dungeons And Dragons Session 40 - Tits For Tats

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 85:50


    In this episode of D&P Chris enjoys a new drink called the "Poor Man Jim" Brian vents about back seat chefs. The boys would be remiss not to mention May the 4th and they do so... in terrible fashion. During the Gameplay, Harrison narrowly escapes a new foe.

    Retro Session - Apartments

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2020 102:22


    In this episode of D&P Brian rages about hiking, Chris enjoys a new whiskey, and the boys share memories of living away from home.

    Shadowrun Session 2 Drunk Chris

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 88:46


    In this bizarre episode of Dice and Pipes, Chris is a might bit tipsy and decides to do another giveaway. Brian learns of a tragic death, and the boys discuss their philosophy on teasing. During the gameplay, Shibo sets out on a quest to retrieve his motorcycle.

    5E Session 39 - Secret Asian Man

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 98:33


    How rich is Brian? What is the most racist vegetable? What is really happening in Area 51? Can Brian sing the lyrics to one of his favorite songs? Find out the answers to these questions and more during this episode of D&P During the gameplay section the boys discuss the overall D&D campaign up to this point.

    Shadowrun Session 1 - Dive In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 76:57


    Meet Shibo Yamazaki, a Japanese youth flying in to New York City. Unfortunately, things don't go according to plan. During the pregame show, Chris laments getting old.

    5E Session 38 - Epsteen With A Peen

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2020 64:37


    Happy Easter! In this episode of D&P Brian and Chris discuss memes, crooked charities, and announce the winner of their latest giveaway. During the Gameplay, Harrison is given a hard choice and may have made a terrible mistake.

    Shadowrun Session 0 - Welcome To New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 40:49


    Welcome to the Sixth World! In the debut episode of Shadowrun, Chris has to stand up, Brian hates that bitch Carole Baskin, and the boys discuss pop culture. In this introductory gameplay session, Chris teases his character and Brian gives a basic rundown of the campaign setting.

    5E Session 37 - Eddie

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2020 82:49


    In this episode of D&P Chris is dealing with a sore back and Brian has an issue with his tobacco. Later, the boys do a deep dive of Eddie Murphy films. During the Gameplay, Harrison makes a new acquaintance, but is he friend, or foe?

    40K Session 36 - Pretty Please

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 52:44


    Chris hates slide whistles, Brian loves them. Chris loves Covid 19, Brian hates it. Can these two possibly get along? Find out! During the gameplay, the dudes say goodbye to Wrath and Glory and lament on the rule book one last time.

    5E Session 36 - The Forest

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 72:18


    On this episode of D&P Chris suspects Barry of biological terrorism, Brian discusses a survival video game, and some creepy guy wants Chris' cell phone number. During the gameplay, Harrison plunges into the sewers and discovers more than he bargained for,

    40K Session 35 - Toto Covid

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 98:31


    Today we learn that Brian doesn't know anything about Africa and Chris doesn't know anything about zombies. How is this relevant to the Corona virus? Tune in and find out!   During the gameplay, Bannon finally uncovers the truth about what's going on in the hospital, but is it too little, too late?

    5E Session 35 - Just A Chapter

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2020 81:45


    In this episode of D&P Brian discusses the hashtag "Flatten the Curve" and Chris has a major problem with a certain iPhone game.   During the gameplay, Harrison explores the sewers beneath the imperial city before burying his family.

    The sixth World is Coming in April

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2020 1:27


    Retro Session - Growing Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2020 115:34


    The boys talk about the difference between the panic of the Corona Virus and the AIDS outbreak of the 80's and 90's. 

    40K Session 35 - Capital Punishment

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 76:26


    5E Session 35 - Vootwo

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2020 100:57


    Session 44 - The New Orleans Shuffle

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 113:26


    In this episode of D&P it's all gameplay, all day!

    40K Session 33 - Wu Han Clan

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 37:45


    5E Session 33 - The Big Mac

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2020 61:11


    40K Session 32 - Pam and Parrots

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 78:12


    5E Session 32 - Blasphémons

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2020 76:32


    40K Session 31 - Murderer

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 67:57


    In the 41st millennium, Chris pays homage to a YTPC pioneer and takes issue with control freaks. During the gameplay, Bannon makes some final acquisitions to his crew.

    5E Session 31 - Matches

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2020 75:35


    Greetings to long time fans, new listeners and to the YTPC community! On this very important episode of D&P the boys discuss the passing of a pipe enthusiast and Brian takes issue with D&D podcasts. During the gameplay, Harrison tracks down an old friend. 

    Retro Session - Old School Board Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2020 103:02


    In this retro edition of D&P the boys discuss sore losers and old school board games. Chris figures out how to make an all inclusive edition of Guess Who and Brian calls TSR looking for his free hat.

    40K Session 30 - Sosea Sweaters

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 72:50


    5E Session 30 - Herobook

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2020 74:27


    40K session 29 - Politics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 66:28


    Welcome to D&P In this 40K edition, Chris takes issue with Rotten Tomatoes, the boys discuss politics and Brian deals with temporary blindness. During the Gameplay, Bannon continues his adventure with Grell and they stumble upon a mighty weapon of war.

    5E Session 29 - Bonding

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2020 75:32


    Welcome to the new Monday edition of Dice and Pipes! Today the boys discuss glue and cowboy stuff. During the gameplay, Harrison gets a chance to acquaint himself with his new armor.

    Sick and Tired

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 10, 2020 2:54


    The boys are out sick but we have a few fun announcements!  

    40K Session 28 - Snakes and Snot Rockets

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 68:21


    Welcome aboard to this episode of D&P. Brian tries to rally through the plague while Chris and Matthew drink snake corpses. During the gameplay, Bannon has his first engagement with a dangerous new enemy.

    5E Session 28 - TLB

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2020 72:50


    Welcome to this late edition of Dice and Pipes. While Brian struggles with a cold, Chris calls in his son, Matthew to help out. Matthew and Chris try to cure Brian by forcing him to drink sake with a dead viper in it. During the gameplay, Harrison figures out a way to get his armor from the bottom of Keska Gorge.

    5E Session 27 - Valedictorian

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 81:04


    Merry Christmas and welcome to D&P. On this episode, Brian learns a new word and Chris does a deep dive into mouse culture. During the gameplay, Harrison gets a chance to explore Feyspire.

    40K Session 27 - Bruce

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2019 79:06


    On this holiday episode of Dice and Pipes, Brian remixes the 12 days of Christmas song. Chris digs his heels in and defends the honor of Die Hard. During the gameplay, Bannon learns of a new foe and makes a new friend.

    40K Session 26 - Double Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 47:53


    The boys end up drinking a bit too much Coquito and have an in-depth conversation about... well about ultimately nothing, but it's pretty funny. During the gameplay, Bannon receives his marching orders and begins preparations to build his own starship crew.

    5E Session 26 - Mexican Eggnog

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 83:08


    Ho, Ho, Ho! Welcome to this very special episode of Dice & Pipes. The boys have their latin friend Sam on the phone to discuss the drink of the day, Coquito. Chris discusses the history of meteorological terms and Brian talks about the time he fell into a black hole of despair and depression. During the gameplay, Harrison finds himself in a strange lumberyard.

    Heel Turn - Retro episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 124:51


    In this episode of D&P Chris tells an amazing story about a man who left work early. We also learn how dangerous a Mastiff with a challenge rating of 1/8 really is. Brian discusses Star Wars and his recent hatred of online gaming. During the topic, Chris learns more than he ever wanted to about professional wrestling.

    40K Session 25 - Stink Mouth

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 75:39


    After a crazy party, the boys discuss their adventures at White Castle. Chris has an axe to grind with vanity plates and Brian reels from stomach cramps. In the gameplay, Bannon learns a bit about his past and starts putting a ship crew together. 

    5E Session 25 - Life Choices

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2019 62:12


    In this episode, the boys are dealing with a hangover. Brian discusses the trials and tribulations of the department of transportation and Chris suffers from uncontrollable indigestion. During the gameplay, Harrison must learn to survive in the wilderness alone and with no gear.

    40K Session 24 - The R Word

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 85:58


    On this Black Friday edition of Dice and Pipes, Chris struggles with the "R" word, the boys discuss the finer points of super villainy, and Brian has a surprise desert for Chris. During the gameplay Bannon squares off with a highly skilled sniper.

    5E Session 24 - 2 Men, 1 Spotted Dick

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2019 79:07


    Happy Thanksgiving! In this episode of D&P Brian and Chris discuss global cuisine. The boys lament Black Friday and Brian has a special message for the listeners! During the gameplay, Harrison discovers the truth behind the murder at the Bastille, but ends up getting more than he bargained for.

    40K Session 23 - Carbonara

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 70:41


    In this episode of D&P Chris discusses food comas, Wolf Blitzer, and the Weather Underground! During the gameplay, Bannon meets a group of odd survivors deep in the swamp of Sabatania.

    5E Session 23 - Gobulets

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 100:58


    Welcome to Dice and Pipes! In this episode Brian conducts the sniff test and Chris discusses his first trip to Ihop. During the gameplay, Harrison draws closer to the murderer inside the casino, but encounters a bizarre situation.

    40K Session 22 - Triple Spoon

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 96:00


    On this episode of Dice and Pipes, Chris laments skull caps, discusses issues with his dog, and the boys announce a winner for the first ever Dice & Pipes giveaway. During the gameplay, Bannon heads to the Tech-priest, Cyris, to find the missing parts for the inquisitor's void ship.

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