Discount Therapy

Come one, come all. The sexhiest awaits. The internet was made for porn, and the metaverse was made for sweet baby rays. Comedy Advice. 

Comedy Advice. How would you like to be broken up with? Double matching on apps, and the perils of gamifying communication.  Also our Employee of the year, Sharell, takes some customer support calls! Opening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre

Bundle up in your blanket with us. 

Happy Holidays! Whether you plan on getting trashed with grandma, or finding a way to avoid your racist uncle, the holidays are always an eventful time. So whether you're hiding away, quarantining (again), or enjoying the company of your loved ones, don't forget to listen to Discount Therapy. Because once you stop believing, we wither away and die. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre

Comedy AdviceHello saucy episode! Come join the saucy boys. We're getting sticky. But no blowing. Did you read the title? Unless..?Opening/Closing song: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre

Comedy Advice Learn how to take care of your derriere hair, and other pube based sanitary issues. We revisit waifus, and roleplay a little ;). Wanna join?

Comedy AdviceSpooky season may be dead, but so is my will to go on. Enjoy!Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreIntro/Outro music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre

Comedy AdviceMove to Alaska, shave your legs, and fall in love. Learn how to become more confident, and how to pick up a babe without ever trying. Intro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" - Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre

Comedy Advice - Assert Dominance. 

Comedy AdviceSorry about the delay! Come join us for wedding mishaps, dating your siblings ex, and how to fake your own death!Cover Art: Chen XiaIntro/Outro: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear"- Sweet ElleHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre

Comedy Advice.Advice on how to navigate those tricky waters for when your old best friend gets kidnapped, tinder bio's of the week, and the most moral way to end a bugs miserable life. Intro/Outro Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet ElleCover Art" Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre

Comedy Advice.Tips on gaslighting your parents, how to change yourself for someone else, and what to do when your significant other demands money for sex. You know, the normal stuff. Intro/Outro "Honey Sweetheart Dear" - Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth AguirreHosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matthew Schneider, Seth Aguirre

Comedy AdvicePetty revenge on annoying coworkers? We got you.Dealing with leaked nudes? We got you. Selling another (fake?) product, and visiting the DT factory with Billy Tonka and his Troompa Loompas? We got you!Hosts: Matt Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreIntro/Outro: Sweet ElleCover Art: Chen XiaEditing/Sound Design: Seth Aguirre

Comedy AdviceMake friends with a Discount Therapy brand fannypack. Perfect for keeping hot foods hot, and cold foods cold. Reach in your friends (p)ack, and pull out something savory and delicious. Hosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth AguirreEditing & Sound Design: Seth AguirreCover art: Chen ShawIntro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle

Comedy Advice. Lets talk about breaking up with your parents, big dick energy, and how to conquer your fear of amusement park rides. oh and ofc vomiting on children. Hosts: Myles Tarnutzer, Matt Schneider, Seth AguirreEditing: Seth AguirreSound Design: Seth AguirreSong - "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet Elle Cover Art by Chen Shaw

Comedy Advice. Who's a big baby boy? A widdle stinky champy wampy? I'll give you a hint, he's on this podcast, and his name is matt. Listen to episode 11 and figure out why your boyfriend is making baby faces at you, how to deal with a sex offending ghost (???) and learn all about THE GOO!

COMEDY ADVICE. To feature your question on the show email Discounttherapist@gmail.com or DM us at Discounttherapypod on instagram!THIS WEEK; Questions about a case of mistaken sex offender identity, surprising your wife, and dirty rooms. So all of life's frequent happenings

Comedy Advice - Medical Advice from 3 unqualified friends. Questions about Vaccination, 5g, and weed etiquette. Was this originally supposed to be uploaded around 4/20? Yes. Was it not? Also yes. So listen to us make some late weed jokes!

Comedy Advice - Geriatric belief in the easter bunny, quitting your job, and ANOTHER little suprise ;)

Comedy Advice. Immaculate date ideas to give him the right signals, lots of bad (not) Bostonian accents, and more in this episode of Discount Therapy. 

Comedy Advice. Come and join us on a magical love themed episode brought to you by your Horny godmother! Let her magic wand guide you in questions about how to impress your love, how to up your poetry game, and how to navigate romance as a convicted felon. Any mention of Disney, or Disney related characters are coincidental, and most certainly parodies.

Comedy Advice:Learn how to get revenge on a TP thief roommates, learn the reddest of all flags, and learn how to destroy a gameshow hosts life in this episode of Discount Therapy.Loosely music themed

Join us this week as we conquer Gamestop, interview 2 and 1/2 Nick Cages, and summon a Demon. (Finance theme for this week).

This one's all about dating apps and inauguration, baby!

Cursed friends, dead grandmas, and murderers sexual prowess, oh my! A loose spiritual themed episode.Art by Chen XiaIntro/Outro "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear" by Sweet ElleEditing: Seth AguirreHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguire

Discount Therapy is back for season 2, and better than ever! Come join in the holiday festivities as we answer holiday themed questions, a drop a special reveal ;).Art by Chen XiaOpening/Closing Music: "Honey, Sweetheart, Dear", by Sweet ElleEditing: Seth AguirreHosts: Matthew Schneider, Myles Tarnutzer, Seth Aguirre.

Discount Therapy is back and better than ever! New episodes drop December 28th, 2020.

A wrap for season 1! Discount Therapy must be destroyed. Join us and special guest Drew Battaglia as we answer the questions of the universe.

Learn how to maximize your subway sitch, the early years of "Straight Shootin' Putin", and the return of JuniperBerry!

They say you can hear his spurs from a mile away. The Wiener Wrangler takes what is his. bath salts, methdarts, and more!

The podcast was going great, until that foul smelling Carny found us on our date...

Tips for that first date, bad dick days, and how to try and pull a fast one on the host that edits the podcast. Yes, I know about your side podcast, you ungrateful assholes.

Little Timmy's stuck in a well! Will the boys world-weary delivery and disregard for legitimate help save him in time!?

Every gotten off to the idea of Captain Crunch? Us too. The most essential children, cutthroat real estate agents, murder bf's, and more!

Matt fucking up, alien jizz, and an ice cold beer with the label facing out.

The boys become moms!

What never fails to liven up a funeral? Why is that man screaming in the stall next to you? who IS the king of Randys? Listen to find out.

Carol Baskin, Clown Cannons, Cedric Digerpee, and more!

Fursuits, sexbubbles, and equal pay for all!

Life's tough, and sometimes we need a little help. Well lucky you, because we're here to get you through it. Listen in as three highly under-qualified friends answer life's hardest questions and dabble into the wonders of the world in this new Comedy Advice podcast.