Don't Mind If I Don't

Comedians Louis Kornfeld and Kiki Mikkelsen take a deep breathe as they attempt to get Aaron to sit still for five minutes for once in his goddamn life, as they take him through the healing powers (?) of meditation. Will Aaron learn to understand his own brain? Or will Louis and Kiki lose their patience and tear an inner peace off of him? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com DMIID on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Rapper Dash Machete and talent agent Ben Padua serve Aaron up a nice plate of Mom's spaghetti and try to turn him into a Slim head. A Shady guy? A Matherhorn? Whatever Eminem fans call themselves, they try to convince Aaron to be one. Eminemenas? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Magnet Theater School Director Amy Morrison clashes with Aaron over drawstring pants. Are they tacky? Are they practical? One thing's for sure in this knockdown, drag-out battle: No one is getting out unscathed. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians Randy Miller & Angela Demanti show Aaron how to herbivore, as he tries out being a vegetarian for a week. Can he just leave the meat space behind & ascend into a plant-based society? Or does meat taste good & that's that? Enchilasagna: Adapted from The Veganomicon and Isa Does It! For the sauce: 4 teaspoons cumin seeds 1 tablespoons olive oil 1 yellow onion, diced medium 1 jalapeno pepper, seeded and chopped (use 2 if you want more heat) 6 cloves garlic, chopped 1 tablespoon dried oregano (Mexican, preferably) 2 28 oz cans whole tomatoes 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon sugar For the Filling: 1 pound Yukon Gold potatoes (or other waxy potato), cut into 1/2-inch dice olive oil 4 cloves garlic, minced 8 ounces kale, stem removed, trimmed, and chopped 1 1/2 teaspoons salt, divided 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin 1/4 cup water 3 tablespoons lime juice 1 15oz can black beans, rinsed and drained 18 6-inch corn tortillas CHEESE Preheat a 4 quart pot over medium heat. Dry toast the cumin in the pan for about 2 minutes, stirring frequently, until they’re fragrant & a few shades darker, just be careful not to burn. Add the oil and saute the onion, jalapeno & garlic with oregano & a pinch of salt for about 5 minutes, until onions are translucent. Add the tomatoes, salt and agave, cover pot turn the heat up to bring to a slow boil. Let cook for about 20 minutes. Once cooked, puree until smooth with with either a submersion blender or by transferring to a blender of food processor. If using a blender, intermittently lift the lid to let steam escape so that it doesn’t build up and explode and kill you. Also, note that if you use a submersion blender you really have to blend a lot to get the seeds to smooth out. Taste for salt and set aside to cool. Put the potatoes in a pot of cold water and heat on high for twenty minutes and drain. You might want to check around 15 minutes and keep an eye on them— you should be able to easily pierce them with a fork but you don’t want them to turn to mush. To make the filling, place the olive oil and garlic in a large saucepan over medium-low heat. Cook, stirring occasionally, until the garlic just starts to sizzle. Add the kale and 1/4 teaspoon of salt, and toss to combine. Cover the pan and let the kale steam, stirring occasionally, until it is softened, about 5 minutes. Then uncover the pan and add the roasted potatoes, black beans, and 1 1/4 teaspoons of salt. Cook for another 3 to 4 minutes until the water is absorbed, stirring occasionally and using the back of a spoon to mash the potatoes. Then remove from heat and add lime juice, stirring well to combine. Assemble this Bad Bitch: So we’re just going to be adding layers of sauce, tortillas and filling, then topping it all off. Lightly grease a 9×13 casserole pan. Ladle in a thin layer of enchilada sauce, then layer 6 tortillas into the pan. Now things are going to get a bit messy! Ladle in another layer of enchilada sauce (about a cup’s worth), and flip each tortilla to smother in the sauce. Each one should be coated, but you should still be able to see the tortilla, that is to say, it shouldn’t be drowning in the sauce. Next, layer the tortillas so that they’re slightly overlapping and covering the bottom of the pan. Now add half of the filling, and pour on 1/2 cup of sauce or so. Layer in 6 more tortillas and repeat the process of smother each of them in a cup of sauce. Cover with the remaining filling. Once again pour 1/2 cup of sauce over the filling, and add the final layer of tortillas. Smother those in a cup of sauce. Reserve the rest of the sauce (if any) for serving. Finally, top with the all the cheese you want. Place in the 350 degree oven, and bake uncovered for about 30 minutes. The topping should be lightly golden. ----- Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner DontMindPodcast@gmail.com DMIID: @DontMindPodcast Aaron: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater www.MagnetTheater.com

Andrew Durso (Boston Comedy Festival) and Alison Klemp (Tableverse Podcast) show Aaron that there's no "I" in "team," there's no crying in baseball, and there is no sex in the champagne room. How is the NBA like the WWE? Where is the hole, and how does one take it to there? Also, the thrilling story of how Aaron's father murdered Dr. J's college pet. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians Tim Canty & Adam Payne try to give immunity to Aaron's tolerance of reality TV. Is this show highlighting the worst aspects of humanity, or is it just a game that we can all just chill out and enjoy? Also, does Jeff Probst even age? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Sunita Deshpande (Daredevil) and Evan Forde Barden (Repeater podcast) mosey on down Aaron's trail in hopes of getting him to line dance. All of country music ever is covered in this easily digestible hour of entertainment. So take that, Willie Nelson. Took you like, a bajillion years. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Rafi D'Angelo (SoLetsTalkAbout) and Catherine Montesi (Magnet Theater) take Aaron from New York to Atlanta, with a brief stopover in the OC, only because our pilot is weird. Sorry this episode is late, NeNe borrowed my MacBook charger and you just KNOW how she is. Is that what the show is like? I have no idea. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Eli Bosnick (God Awful Movies) sits down with Aaron and helps him talk through losing his mom at the beginning of the year. What ensues is full of gallows humor, meditation, and learning that it's ok to just "be." Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Aaron hates tomatoes. Aaron also feels guilty that he has been super busy and was unable to get a regular episode out this week, so he punished himself by eating the worst food he knows: The dreaded Tomato. Enjoy his pain! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Hey. You. You like whispers in your ears? Do ya? Dooooooo ya? I bet you do, you saucy little minx. Well this episode is all for you then. Aaron makes his first ASMR recording, to see what all the fuss is about. Now, he may never have heard an ASMR recording for himself, but that probably won't get in the way of anything. Right? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Perri Gross (Reductress) and Louie Pearlman (XOXO Riverdale) take Aaron to school as they show him just how thirsty Archie and his pals can get. Is Riverdale accessible to someone who generally doesn't like teen dramas? Or people that are so attractive it's maddening? Like, seriously. There is such a thing as TOO hot. Calm it down, The CW. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Aaron's mom is back! And this time she is begrudgingly introduced to the wonderful world of anime. They sit down for a lovely binge of Yuri on Ice, Kids on the Slope, and the 2016 hit film, Your Name. Can she be turned into the anime fan that her son knows, deep down, she really wants to be? Or will she say KAAAMAAAAYHAAAAMAAAAYHell no? Aaron is also aware that he is likely to be flooded with a bunch of "YOU DIDN'T SHOW HER COWBOY BEBOP?!?!" and "WHAT ABOUT MIYAZAKI AND STUDIO GHIBLI?!?!" and y'all can stuff it. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Can listening to a song you hate on repeat for 30 minutes straight make you like it? That's the scientific experiment Aaron goes on this week as he tries to incite Stockholm Syndrome with one of the most iconic techno/house songs of all time, "Sandstorm" by Darude. Can you force your tastes in music to change? Or will this just be hilarious, hilarious torture? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Writer/photographer and all around patriot, John de Guzman, joins Aaron as they try to convince anonymous comedian, "Alexis," that voting is the best! Is it too overwhelming to be up on politics? Or is now the time to be more involved than ever? References: John's News to Follow: https://twitter.com/johndeguzman/lists/great-news-sources 5 Calls: https://5calls.org https://ballotpedia.org https://votesaveamerica.com Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Shane Nepveu (Red Oaks) and Rob Penty (Magnet Theater) try to convince Aaron to finish watching the supposed greatest show of all time, The Wire. Can Aaron ever learn to appreciate McNulty despite his flaws? Or is this just a bummer show when the world is already bummer enough? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Jeanette Moreland (History Channel) and Glenn Navia (Great American Broadcasting Company) invite Aaron into The Sound Distillery NYC for a lovely chat over copious amounts of tequila. Is this booze a celebration? Or is it the liquid form of regret? There's only one way to find out as the three of them descend into a tequila-fueled evening. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Filmmakers Patrick Willems and Wade Cushner try to help Aaron enjoy the Mission Impossible films, while seeing past the Tom Cruiseyness of it all. Will he admit that no one will ever be as pure and as good as Luther is? Or will he run away from the topic, but like, surprisingly fast? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Big time Belcher fans, NJ Agwuna (Theater director/VO artist) and Karina Sahlin (We're Just Here To Help) show Aaron the true meaning of family with Bob's Burgers. Can he be made to like a show that he probably should already? I mean, seriously. Just look at the cast. H. Jon Benjamin. Kristen Schaal. Eugene Mirman. What the hell is wrong with Aaron and why can't his stupid brain enjoy these stupid puns? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians Simone Norman (Ocasio 2018) and Dan Iwrey (NYC government) join Aaron for a town hall meeting of their three-person non-town. Can these two people who actually give back to their community help spark activity & outreach in his life? Or are all politics bad the end? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Arachnologists Cheryl Hayashi and Lou Sorkin from the American Museum of Natural History try to help Aaron get over his fear of spiders, live on stage at the Magnet Theater. Can Aaron ever like something that clocks in at a full -10? Or was he right and spiders are weird and gross and weird. SEE THE VIDEO at bit.ly/dontmindspiders Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Jordan D. White (Marvel Comics) and Sarah Seeds (Riding the D with Dr. Seeds) show Aaron the power of love and friendship and all of that bullshit as they dive into the magical world of Sailor Moon. Can a 30-year-old with no nostalgic love for this anime become a fan? Or is Sailor Moon just a useless crybaby who repeatedly gets her friends killed and impaled? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Can a 4-year-old named James and Cadma from Bitten Apple TV show Aaron the bright side of these despicable Minions? Or are they a franchise completely void of any depth of story telling or humor, and is just some weird yellow guys saying, "banana" a lot? Also, Aaron explains honeypotting to a child! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians Brian Gurien and Austen Fisher help Aaron work through the morality of Pokémon. Or Pokemon, if that's the spelling you used to search for this episode, in which case, hi new friend! Can they convince him that these cute monsters are the best, like no one ever was? Or are we all being brainwashed into perpetuating a dogmatic capitalist society WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

No guests this week. Just a peak into the brain of a guy with anxiety. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Jordan Cooper and Virginia Dickens pray for serenity now, as they try to fix whatever is broken in Aaron, preventing him from liking Seinfeld. It's one of the most popular, influential comedy shows in history, so why is Aaron being such a low talker about it? Can they convince Aaron to wear the puffy shirt of fandom? Or yadda yadda yadda won't they? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

For episode 50, comedian Andrew Durso and Aaron try and convince Aaron's roommate, Stacy, to like this very podcast. Not only has she never heard Don't Mind If I Don't before, but she isn't even too crazy about podcasts in general. Of course this will work. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians Kevin Bartini and Justin Anderson show Aaron Gold that golf isn't just a four letter word. It should also be noted that every single time Aaron had to type "golf" when making this episode, he accidentally typed "gold" first. What a narcissist. So! Will Aaron soar like an eagle? Or will he flip this sport the birdie? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

This week, guest host Patricio Machuca helps our widdle boy Aaron who isn't feewing too well. Awwwww. Follow Patricio on Instagram @patrichulo Hosted by Patricio Machuca and Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

No experts. No bells and whistles. Just Aaron staring down a couple bottles of Kombucha to see who blinks first. ALSO: Super special announcement following Aaron's showdown with that 'buch. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

The script is flipped again as Aaron tries to get a friend to like Dungeons and Dragons! Edd Jones dungeon masters a game of 5th edition, while party members, Nolan Constantino and Pam Mazzone help to convince guest of honor, Jess Rowley, that she's having a good time. Will she roll a natural 20 on fun and adventure? Or will this be both a critical and audible failure? It's DMIIDD&D! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Edd Jones and Tara Shaffer convert their St. Paul apartment into a Bloody Mary bar for Aaron to peruse. They're all hungover after the previous evening's festivities, which is apparently the best way to enjoy a solid BM. Will Aaron see the beauty in this shamanistic cure? Or are tomatoes not made for drinking what are we even doing wake up sheeple! Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Michael Silberblatt (actor & Rank 700 Legend player: Niakin#1903) and Adam Payne (musical improviser & Arena enthusiast) return to the magical tavern that is this podcast in hopes of convincing Aaron to like the game, Hearthstone. Since he is neither a fan of World of Warcraft or video card games, they have quite the battle ahead of them. Can they get Aaron to pull up a chair in this magical, whimsical tavern? Or will Aaron stay home and completely avoid the Blizzard? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Jen Brown (Red vs Blue, RWBY) and Jennifer Anderson (Missed Connections, Spooky Doings) try to convert Aaron into a fan of a filmmaker he really should already be a fan of. Best in Show. Spinal Tap. Waiting for Guffman. Can they bring these marvelous works into view for his consideration? Or will Aaron see their efforts, roll his eyes, and let pass a mighty wind? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Robin Rothman Taylor (musician, actor) and Tom Dunn (writer, filmmaker) take Aaron on a journey through the stars as they convince him to like David Bowie. Will they remind him of the babe? Or will he just ask, "what babe?" and then be very confused when they say "the babe with the power," and then he gets even more confused so he asks you know what I'm not going to type this whole thing out. You get it. Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Alex Zalben (Decider.com) and Carolyn De Melo (Gotham) take the time to show Aaron why a show about Gotham doesn't need a Batman. Can Aaron look past the giant, bat-shaped elephant in the room? Or will this show not make him mad, just...disappointed? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Make Me Like It is a podcast with pretty much the exact same premise as Don't Mind If I Don't, but they're more successful. This makes Aaron feel insecure, so the hosts of MMLI, Dan Klein and Kelly Hudson, hop across the fence to chat with him about jealousy and the entertainment biz. Can you put aside insecurity to appreciate art? Or can there only be one? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Former Juggalo Kevin Jones and former juggalo marketer Elizabeth Tallman show Aaron how to get down with the clown. Starting with the Insane Clown Posse, juggalos are face-painted horrorcore enthusiasts that often rap about murder and poop. Aaron's not crazy about them. Can these two take him to Shangri-La? Or will he smack the Faygo right out of their hands? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Kyra Sims (NY Neo-Futurists) and Taylor Coriell (You're the Pest) take Aaron through the heart of a small town in...Connecticut I think? Will the bond of mother and daughter be enough to capture his heart? Or is Lauren Graham the only good thing about Gilmore Girls? (Yeah, I said it. Come at me bro.) Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Brett Write (Decider.com) and Ange Demanti (writer and total horndog for Ted Danson) stop by to try and pull Aaron into Cheers fandom. Will Aaron feel like he's gone to a place where everyone knows his name, and that they're always glad he came? Or are old shows just old? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Kyle Stover returns alongside comedian Emily Swindal to share the equine joy that is My Little Pony. Will Aaron find that friendship really is magic? Or is his childlike sense of wonder dead in a horse-sized ditch? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedy Professor Ryan Vaughan and writer/comedian Barrett Tribe join Aaron for a talk about getting older. Aaron met both of them in college, one became his mentor, the other his writing partner and close friend, both left a profound and deep impact on his life. If anyone can convince him that getting older isn't so bad, it's these two chuckleheads. Will they show him that age ain't nothing but a number? Or are they too old to make sense and they should just go off and be old somewhere? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Comedians James Robilotta (North Coast) and Sharon Spell (The Sharon Spell Show) show Aaron that you don't need drugs to have a good time, as he undergoes a month of sobriety. No booze. No weed. No energy drinks. Listen as the experts check in with Aaron a week into his March long journey, and then again 3 days after the month ends. Will Aaron learn mindfulness and that you don't need to get high to have a good time? Or will this just suck? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Cadma Chantal (Bitten Apple TV) and Roommate Travis, join Aaron in his apartment for a delightful conversation about the word, "bitch." Is it okay to use? Is it too rude? Or is it 2018 and does Aaron just need to get over his hangups? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Astrologers Courtney O'Reilly and Clark Stillman dive into the....science? Math? Voodoo? That is astrology. Will Aaron begin to look to the stars for answers? Or will he stop at finally learning what Mercury in retrograde means? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Foodies Mary McCarthy (@notengaged, The Good Pie Girl) and Karina Sahlin (Why You Should Care) show Aaron the joys of simple, quaint pleasures with The Great British Bake Off. Or Great British Baking Show. Whatever. They're the same thing. Will they prove to Aaron that this show grows on you? Or will he walk away with a soggy bottom? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Due to errors made by your illustrious host, the episode recorded for this week had to be scrapped. So to make it up to you, dear listener, Aaron subjects himself to a horror movie. But not just any horror movie, no. The greatest horror movie of the modern era, Get Out. Will Aaron be a fan of this critically acclaimed Oscar-winning film? Or is he just too damn white for that? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Aaron takes one last swing at liking David Lynch, while watching the critically acclaimed, Mulholland Dr. (Mulholland Drive? Mulholland Dream?). Can this exposure to a cult classic convince him? Or was this a terrible idea for an episode? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Jacob Kornwolf (Vine) and Molly Densmore (Stand-up comic) hit Aaron multiple times with their love of the pop princess. Will their diehard fandom make him stronger? Or will he find Britney Spears' music to be too toxic for his soul? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

Kimberly Cowans (SKIMDO) and Marcus D. Johnson (Titan Theater Co.) show Aaron the true meaning of Valentine's Day. Will this greeting card holiday fail to seduce him, or discover that the love was inside of him this whole time? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com

NY Times crossword editor Will Shortz and comedian Alex Kornfeld take Aaron on a quest of the mind as they tackle crossword puzzles. Will they have to find a 7-letter word for "irritated," or will they convince Aaron to make friends with these words? Hosted by Aaron Gold Logo by Omri Kadim Theme written by Grant Michael Goldberg and Aaron Gold Theme performed by Mickey Woyshner Email at DontMindPodcast@gmail.com Don't Mind If I Don't on Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook: @DontMindPodcast Aaron on Twitter & Instagram: @HeyItsAaronGold Thanks to the Magnet Theater Classes and shows in improv, sketch, storytelling, and more! www.MagnetTheater.com