Front Porch Talk Podcast

Some real game from our OG Biochemist Big Oat! Not no Misinformation from Youtube University "Graduates" who averaged a 2.0!

What’s up with: Ice Cube00:16:20 Ak Funky: The Social Dilemma Documentary00:27:15 Boyce Funky: Cardi B Nude00:38:15 Fancy Funky: What ya’ll been working on during quarantine?

01:10 Man attacked by alligator NC00:04:15 Frank Funky: Tory Lanez Going to jail?00:15:30 Mid: COVID sales00:17:25 AK Facts: Human Taste Regular00:25:00 What’s up with: Outside00:31:30 Raising Dogs & Surviving Them00:38:00 Fancy Funky: Can you waste a vote?00:43:30 AK Story: Nextel chirp could have saved my job00:48:00 AK Funky: Amerikkka been corrupt

(00:03:40) What’s up with: Non-violent communication(00:23:00) Frank Funky: What’s a good documentary you’ve seen?(00:45:25) Fancy Funky: What’s wrong with these pedophiles?(01:20:30) Hood Funky: What’s a trash product you bought?

00:05:35 Who is the current Ypsi Township Supervisor?00:08:20 Karen Lovejoy is shady AF (Info from Alex Thomas)00:09:35 What is the role of the Township Supervisor?00:16:45 Defunding vs. Abolishing The Police00:21:00 Cheryl Roberts (Ypsi Township Supervisor Candidate) on Police Reform00:26:40 Who to Vote For (Endorsements by Alex Thomas)00:32:05 - Inspiring the Youth to VoteLink to how to vote! EVEN IF YOU AIN'T REGISTERED YOU STILL CAN.https://www.michigan.gov/sos/0,4670,7-127-1633_8716_8726_47669-175878--,00.htmlENDORSEMENTS - VOTE FOR THEM (Info from Alex Thomas)Justin Hodges - Washtenaw County District 6 Commissioner CandidateCheryl Roberts - Ypsi Township Supervisor Candidate https://www.facebook.com/pages/category/Political-Candidate/Cheryl-Roberts-for-Ypsilanti-Township-Supervisor-114393083634968/Eli Savit - Prosecutor Candidate https://eli2020.com/aboutDesire Simmons - City Council CandidateMonica Ross-Williams - Township Clerk (Write-in Candidate): https://www.monicarosswilliams.com/FUGAZIS - DON’T VOTE FOR THEM (Info from Alex Thomas)Michael White - Washtenaw County District 5 County CommissionerBrenda Stumbo - Ypsi Township Supervisor Candidate (Endorses Michael White)Arienne Slay - Prosecutor Candidate https://arianneslay.com/Why we "LIKE THIS" (article by Alex Thomas): https://whatsleftypsi.com/2019/a-tale-of-two-towns/

00:08:00 What’s up With: Nigga moment or Racism?00:27:30 Dro Funky 5: DWB Illinois/Wisconsin00:33:00 Fancy Funky 5: DWB Michigan; “Not all white people.”00:45:30 Fancy Story Interlude00:51:00 Kenny Funky 5: Thirst Stories01:06:00 AK Funky 5: Would You Rather...Stranded?01:16:30 Frank Funky 5: Would You Rather...Elements?01:20:00 Final question: What shape would you be?01:25:30 National F*ckboi League (NFL) Black National Anthem

00:02:00 What’s up With: The Pandemic00:22:00 Dro Funky 5: Mail-in Voting/Voting Rights/Clean Slate00:28:00 Kenny Funky 5: Convincing People To Vote00:34:30 Fancy Funky 5: Toxic Family/When to Walk Away?00:48:00 Frank Funky 5: What Are The Toughest Sports?01:04:30 AK Funky 5: Shower Hygiene01:28:00 Final Question: What Hybrid Would You Create?

A little exclusive for our audience during The Rona pandemic

00:05:20 What’s up with: Coronavirus00:27:45 AK Funky 5: What audio could listen to forever?00:38:05 Hood Funky 5: What song is played out for you?00:52:45 Fancy Funky 5: Why do black women have to be ride or die?01:56:50 Dro Funky 5: Athletes paying stadium staff salary instead of owners02:01:40 Final Question: When do you find difficulty asking for help?

00:02:50 Shouts to Cam’Ron for Purple Haze 2 Tour00:08:20 Gen-Z and anxiety00:15:55 What’s up with: Internet Privacy00:38:05 RIP Arthur00:42:45 AK Facts: Social Media is Poison00:54:05 AK Funky 5 - Home privacy: No window blinds and unlocked doors01:09:40 Fancy Funky 5 - It’s a Real Nigga Holiday! (and Girl-code vs. Guy-code)01:54:25 Final Question: If you didn’t have to sleep what would you do?

00:3:36 What’s up with: What is a man to you? 00:22:24 Interview: Cord (Hi Potent C) War Medicine Interview 00:49:49 AK - Eminem had white privilege 01:02:40 Dro: Funky 5 - Detroit class action lawsuit 01:15:51 AK - Privilege in Ann Arbor 01:30:37 Frank: Funky 5 - Is Depression Real? 01:53:22 Fancy: Funky 5 - Poetry Time “Ode to the KINGS”

00:03:00 What’s Up With: Inflation & Cost of Living (what causes inflation: https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/111314/what-causes-inflation-and-does-anyone-gain-it.asp)00:12:28 Boyce - Funky 5 (women don’t apologize)00:25:05: Fancy - Funky 5 Men can have emotions00:28:30 Kenny - Funky 5 Can you not go to a predominately white high school00:34:17 Interview: Alex Thompson Ypsi - Township Business man1:00:00 Fancys Poem01:11:30 AK - Funky 5 Men Doing Drag is Worse than Murderer and Drug Dealers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fkpen3EJtA01:24:00 What character trait do you wish you had morehttps://www.michigandaily.com/section/research/virtual-reality-tool-allows-people-experience-anti-black-racism-firsthand)

00:04:31 What’s up with: Humility?00:21:42 Kids, ADHD, diet, behavior00:23:12 Teachers, and school (RIP Mr. Westfield Pi-Hi & A2 Legend)00:36:35 Dro Funky 5: Black Equality Organizations Aren’t Terrorists, WHITE ONES ARE! (and other rants)00:37:42 Frank Felony Time! Dippin on the Meter Maid00:44:42 Fancy women tears are powerful00:47:38 Fancy Funky 5: Stigma of STDs01:09:12 AK Funky 5: What Hypnotizes You?01:22:43 Dro & AK Facts Battle (Turkey Tails, Concrete Consumption, Internet Affecting Our Built Environment)01:32:00 Rich Funky 5: Conspiracy Theories

00:04:10 What’s Up With: Why isn’t there an epidemic around “LEAN”?00:20:38 Hood Funky 5: Do you like it when white folk call you brotha/sista?00:29:20 Fancy Funky 5: Why men won’t take male birth control?00:50:40 AK Funky 5: People gettin mad when they don’t do they job01:05:55 Rich Funky 5: 734-ninjas with the misogynoir (hating on black women)

00:04:00 What’s Up With: Kids (pre-teens) Having Sex00:14:51 Black Funky 5: Gender Based Double Standards00:38:18 Fancy (Tesia) Funky 5: Mental Health, Masculinity, and Femininity00:53:50 Aaron: Prison Story #301:05:50 Frank: Cat-Called By Dudes in Atlanta01:11:30 Freak Talk: Fancy/Micky Q&A01:20:08 Freak Talk: Masturbation01:32:32 Freak Talk: Dudes Eating Groceries in High-School01:42:06 Favorite Albums in the Decade01:51:21 Micky: Moments of the Decade Impeachment/Local Politics02:08:30 Funky 5: Movies of the Decade02:09:00 Dumbass White House lists Wakanda as USA Trading Partner

00:02:20 Ain’t no Santa Clause 00:08:35 What’s your favorite gift? 00:19:40 Whats up with: Misogynoir, Hate on Black Women? 01:21:38 Funky 5 AK: Bullsharks in the great lakes 01:42:00 Funky 5 Dro: Supporting your kids in new avenues? 01:50:58 Check out Mother Hustlers coming soon! @motherhustlersinc on social media. 01:53:40 What do you do really well?

00:01:60 Rich gets cussed out by grandpa00:20:45 Comcast takes Byron Allen to the supreme court00:38:05 Ciddy interview00:44:45 Song: Fuchsia Thrill00:47:05 Song: Jungle Rules00:51:13 Song: Movin Proper in Motion00:58:23 Song: Grey Sky Flow01:00:42 Song: Tanqueray01:11:20 PSA: Fuck OHIO but they good at football01:17:18 PSA: Gin is not good liquor, and the beer is too damn strong01:21:45 Detroit mentality (Tesia’s a bully)01:32:30 AK Facts: Shoe size has no connection to penis size01:37:09 Tesia Funky 5: Almont High School parents and students racist at football game, https://www.metrotimes.com/news-hits/archives/2019/11/25/black-students-in-detroit-spit-on-taunted-with-racial-slurs-during-football-game-school-officials-say01:58:03 PSA: AK likes to caress his ladies’ hair02:02:39 Freak talk: Ciddy, a decade of booty eating!02:27:47 AK Funky 5: Billy D. Williams and gender fluidity02:39:53 Final Question: What activity do you want to try?

00:02:40 Aaron - Prison stories pt.200:12:50 What’s Up with - Romney Reed00:22:28 What’s up with - T.I.P Hall Monitor OTP00:47:10 Frank Funky 5 - O.P.P on Accident01:07:00 AK Facts - What Mammal Can’t Jump?01:12:20 AK Funky 5 - The word “Nigga”01:20:40 Aaron - Nat Turner Conspiracy Theories01:24:50 Tesia Funky 5 - What are we willing to do for a Black community

00:00 What’s up with Jigga & The NFL19:00 Funky 5: Black - FPTP Should Buy Properties36:00 Funky 5: Black - Gun Rights47:30 Funky 5: Dro - Sex Robots53:30 Funky 5: Frank - School Mental Health Days01:00:00 Funky 5: AK - What if NBA changed Logo to Jordan Brand?

What’s up with? Face-App Conspiracy, and Reboots (Lil Mermaid & Lion King)22:00 Funky 5: Chuck - Shaved or hairy pwussy?32:00 Funky 5: AK - DNA evidence42:30 Funky 5: Dro - #FreeRamseyOrta (Eric Garner videographer); https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/13/18253848/eric-garner-footage-ramsey-orta-police-brutality-killing-safety58:00 Funky 5: Hood - Best weed you ever smoked?

What's up with? Human interactions13:35 Funky Five: Frank - Financial Literacy24:00 Funky Five: Chuck - Longest You Have Waited for That Cat33:40 Funky Five: Kenny - Scams38:39 Funky Five: Dro - Nike Betsy Ross Shoes51:00 Funky Five: AK - Allyson Felix

00:01:40 What's up with: White Supremacists Hate Groups, i.e., the KKK?00:24:40 Funky 5 Dro: Why Does Pro-Black Sometimes Become Anti-African?00:38:50 Funky 5 Hood: Other N Words?00:55:43 Funky 5 Frank: Influential TV/Movies?0063:50 Funky 5 Boyce: Deal Breakers for Dating?00:77:20 Funky 5 AK: Fastest Person You've Ever Seen?

What’s up with: Sugar is a drug and it’s in everything00:21:00 Funky 5: Nate - Why is infidelity called cheating?00:31:18 Funky 5: Dro - Only 11% of women in hetero-relationships have had an orgasm per sex-ed instructor 00:36:55 Niggas too lit in jail!00:47:30 Funky 5: AK - Texting etiquette while dating (you ghost my text you get the cold shoulder)00:59:00 Funky 5: Hood - Why do Fuck Boys get the most pussy?01:11:26 Funky 5: Frank - Genetic restrictions in athletics 01:22:00 They using the COINTEL PRO playbook on BLM01:30:30 Funky 5: Boyce - Government control of the weed industry01:39:00 Boyce’s three needs for a deserted island

Interview with Marc founder of Smoke's Chocolates: https://smokeschocolates.com/Check out our sponsor Hi-Five Movers: https://www.hifivemhs.com/00:01 What Up With: Abortion?00:10 Interview: Marc Bernard - Smoke’s Chocolate00:36 Funky 5: Dro - What type of capitalism should black folk implement?00:47 Funky 5: K Hood - Who gets cat-fished the worst, men or women?00:52 Funky 5: Chuck - Does Gen Z know more about racism than millennials at their age?01:06 Funky 5: Frank - Transgender people01:19 Funky 5: AK - What three things would you bring with you if stranded on an island?

Did it solo with no features!00:00 Whats up with: Cancel culture12:27 Funky 5 k hood: neutral/moderate white folk26:18 Funky 5 dro: gentrify your own hood, what does it mean?38:23 Funky 5 ak: Why do the worst actors get the best roles54:50 Funky 5 frank: What is Respect these days1:10:50 Funky 5 boyce: Traveling9:30 White Privilege21:14 A2 Integration22:30 Berlin Conference36:50 Fucked up shit52:00 John Henry1:05:00 Dark Skin Jokes

01:17 What’s Up With: Showing love AFTER death?13:03 Shayy "the Sexpert": Why are men so thirsty on the first date?41:50 Funky Five: Frank - Why are people so binary? What about grey areas?53:20 Funky Five: AK - Columbus discovering America was evolutionarily important, or was it?(NDT interview on JRE: https://youtu.be/H9CG07CzBTg)01:09:45 Big Tiny Time: What do you do when a woman puts her hands on you?01:21:20 Funky Five: Dro - How do you deescalate and deal with frustration as adults?

00:00:01 Interview: Mid Ward the reptile gawd00:09:45 What's Up With: New Zealand Mosque Shooting00:16:24 Funky Five: Scientology00:29:00 Big Tiny Time: What is the way to a mans heart?00:42:23 Funky Five: Who gets hurt more women or men~00:51:37 Funky Five: Where will the country be in 20 years? Who all going back to Africa?

1:25 What's up with Michael Jackson?17:40 Interview with Nell (The Educational System)1:00:05 AK Faks1:02:30 Integration56:40 Funky 5 Frank - Modern day assassination of Black people1:10:50 Funky 5 AK - Trap Yoga1:20:00 Funky 5 Chuck - Why do women feel only men are mentally Ill?

54:30 - Ciddy Interview1:15 R Kelly/ R Kraft3:30 iphones6:28 PSA16:15 Christopher Columbus19:50 PSA Coca Cola22:30 Thirsty Men36:40 How a Conspiracy Theory Can Hurt You41:47 Alex Jones, smh47:15 Circle of Life48:53 Chicken Wit an Ass (Free Range?)53:05 PSA105:15 AK Faks1:11:30 The White Dude Downtown WIth A Crutch1:30:00 #BARS (Freestyle)1:44:40 Puttin Ppl On1:50:05 False Equivalance1:52:50 Collection PlatesFunky 527:45 Conspiracy Theories - Hood44:00 Who Will Survive Longer? - AK1:33:25 Racism Pushing Blacks into Sports and Entertainment - Dro1:47:00 Giving Too Much Power to Wypipo34:40 - Quote of the Episode

Show Highlights - 1:09:15 Explaining The Shows Format2:08 Denigrify (Also Spelled DeNegrofy) 2:55 Brainwashing 6:32 Humans in Relation to Animals 10:55 Kaep for Dummies 12:18 Rich White Pay Outs 16:30 Rappers Going the Extra Mile (Doin too much) 23:19 Gotta Have a nice beat 27:27 Creating Your Own Platform 28:09 Black Ann Arbor News Center (Whites Too!) 28:45 Too Real 52:10 Big Tiny's Story 1:04:55 Racism in Sports 1:08:45 Soccer is not a "soft" sport 1:15:25 HennyFUNKY FIVE 13:42 - 2pac Vs Biggie - AK 24:30 - What do We Do This Podcast For - Hood 33:33 - Big Tiny Time58:00 - Fif 1:09:00 - Frank 1:10:35 - Dro

Show Notes: What's Up With: Mental Health 18:13Funky 5:27:54 Food In Schools - AK44:44 Daddy...Yes or no? - Hood52:15 Why Is it so Hard for a Man to Commit to One Woman? - Big Tiny1:08:45 Eating Ass - Dub Funny1:15:43 Guns - FrankQuote of the Episode - Frank32:17Front Porch FireEpisode Highlights0:35 Meet the Host & Guests4:30 Dub Interview7:17 Polar Vortex10:06 T9 - Dub Funny15:17 "Have you ever been heckled?"20:23 Young Suicides27:15 Can't Even Do It (Slave Movies)31:40 Fif Always Look Mad - Dub Funny32:28 1 Percenters (Dietary Restrictions) AK39:09 How to Show of Your Gucci Belt42:00 Teaming Up - Fif43:44 Black Unity46:37 Daddy Issues? AK48:25 Seeing Plays (Indica)50:04 Mami? Mommy?50:26 Fif Declares his Race51:58 Orgasms54:08 Urges - AK55:00 Subsitution for Love - Frank56:20 Fif Speaks57:08 MLK - Dub58:45 "Alpha Males"59:38 Gettin All The Girls - Fif1:00:15 Goldilocks - AK1:00:38 Toxic Masculinity - Frank1:02:15 Fif Cares About Your Feelings lol1:04:16 PSA VII W/ Fif1:05:45 Having Your Guard Up1:06:15 Is the Truth More Attractive...Honestly? AK/Big Tiny1:07:50 Franks Theory1:10:17 Is It True? Big Tiny1:11:20 Instagram Comments on Pretty Women - Dub Funny1:13:00 Super Old School1:14:39 PSA VII W/ Dub1:15:25 Chitterlins?1:17:25 White Privledge at it's Finest1:18:35 What Really Happens In Interviews (I'm Doing it Right Now)1:20:11 Gun Mentality1:23:11 Scary Ass Gun Story - Frank1:26:25 Do You Feel Safer In Public With Guns? Big Tiny1:27:37 Bacon Finale1:27:45 PSA IX W/ FrankRollin up beat: Haunted Produced By David BighamFunky Five Beat: Funky Strut Produced By David BighamShow Theme Beat: Ridin and Rollin Produced By Ceekret

EP. 3 - Jackie Robinson8:34 What's Up With?: The Wall - Frank17:50 Funky 5 AK - Teaching Your Son Not To Hit a Woman (Single Moms)25:15 Funky 5 Dro - Black Business36:10 Funky 5 Hood - Athletics Tying into Life48:20 Funky 5 Frank - What Do You Do to Get Motivated for Life56:22 Funky 5 Fif - Rap Music Influencing Drug UseEpisode Highlights55:56 Quote of The Episode9:34 Wall Thoughts - Aaron15:10 Beyonce's Feet - AK/Frank/Aaron23:05 Don't Spit on Nobody - Fif24:18 FPTPSA IV: Being Physical With Women W/ AK27:17 How Hard it Is to Support & Have A Black Business - Fif30:08 Unwelcoming Business - AK31:37 Being Black Owned - Frank37:40 Kids Afraid to get "World-stared" - AK/Aaron44:12 "That's Not Your Friend, That's Your Avatar" AK44:40 Being Humbled - Fif47:22 Sports Are the Answer to Your Kids Getting In Trouble - Frank/AK49:59 FPTPSA V: Physical Activity W/ AK50:25 Issa-Planti - Aaron52:35 FPTPSA VI: DRINK WATER W/ AK54:09 Mrs. Mustache - Aaron55:02 Motivation - Aaron58:30 Cold Medicine - Fif59:22 Rap Music - Frank1:00:15 Rap Generations - Fif

1:00 That Dirty Dirty Man...Robert Kelly9:41 Social Media19:22 Sports Vs Videogames28:50 Space Vs Water41:14 Tipping in the Service Industry54:45 How Do You Deal with Death? Front Porch Fire Show Highlights4:58 The Laws in America Don't Care About Women11:40 Racist Call of Duty Players13:07 Funny Facebook Memes22:00 How Parents Knew Where Their Kids Were Before Phones23:56 Fortnite is crack25:25 Making Money Off of Youtube34:00 False Whales38:45 Kyrie, Stand By Your Comments, Bruh39:20 Seeing Before Believing39:40 Richards Flat Earth Theory43:39 Tipping Misconceptions47:00 Do You Tip Takeout?51:17 Server PSA53:15 Server PSA II56:25 The Legacy of 7 Flamez58:15 How to Live Forever59:05 When the Preacher Don't Know You1:00:02 Yolo?1:05:52 PSA III1:06:43 Ann Arbor Ohio State FansLinks for context:Guy Catches Girlfriend Cheating: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz7RkJh54O0The 100: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2661044/Traffic in the Sky; Space Vs Water: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtJIu0Tylb0

0:35 - Michigan Football3:40 - Nike Vs Adidas4:19 - How 2018 Went5:12 - Live Everyday Like It's Your Last...6:35 - Relationship Advice14:00 - Take a Test to Have Kids16:38 - Two Parents in the Household20:22 - Who Had the Best Verse of 201824:55 - Front Porch 5 Topics -- We Aren't all the Same39:00 - Kareem Hunt 51:20 - Weed Legalization1:00:33 - Bad 90s Trends1:09:10 - NBASection of track played during ‘Who Had the Best Verse’ is "Long Live 7 Flamez" by Fif Flamez prod. Dye Low