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Three layabouts, Kieran, Kyle and Matty D, get together and express their opinions on everything and everyone in the world!

Guess What?


    • May 28, 2015 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 6m AVG DURATION
    • 41 EPISODES


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    Guess What Ep. 40 - Goodbye for now!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2015 77:13


    The boys decide to take a break from Guess What. Kieran ate Vegemite chocolate. Matty D was too scared to do the big slide. Kyle ate Australia's hottest chili. Thanks for listening, guys.

    Guess What Ep. 39 - Talk more about eating people!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2015 64:18


    The boys slip into the world of the dark and macabre. Kieran thinks $4.40 is too much to pay for human meat. Matty D thinks the rump is the best part. Kyle finds a skateboard in his bush.

    Guess What Ep. 38 - The Nap Plan

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2015 53:39


    The boys reveal that they're no smarter than a third grader. Kieran can impersonate Donald Duck and Abu. Matty D gives up Facebook and becomes a freegan. Kyle finally has his heart broken by a woman from his past.

    Guess What Ep. 37 - Am I Normal?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2015 63:20


    The boys catch up on current events and watch a few (terrible) programs about puberty. Kieran wrestled with a dog. Kyle wrestled with a female boxer. Matty D wrestled with his Ikea bed.

    Guess What Ep. 36 - I AM DELIVERT!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2015 59:04


    The boys venture into the weird part of the internet. Kieran wants to murder artists to raise the price of art. Matty D cares about Bruce Jenner's arse. Kyle would not carry a purse or wear makeup.

    Guess What Ep. 35 - The Teenage Boy Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2015 69:40


    It's raining men! They boys discuss all things nerdy, but more so than usual... Kieran expresses his unpopular opinion. Matty D wants to top up his condom. Kyle is swept away by flood water.

    Guess What Ep. 34 - Your Ticket to Heaven

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2015 63:32


    The boys find some of the craziest news stories of the week. Special guest Brenton dishes the dirt on a dole-bludging millionaire. Kieran gives away his porn collection. Matty D has no internet and gets desperate. Kyle has never seen an "ass like that".

    Guess What Ep. 33 - Easter Menage a Trois

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2015 67:53


    The boys quickly forget about Easter and return to their old antics. Kieran is suspicious of a local Bait Shop. Matty D tried to convert a lesbian. Kyle worries everyone with his level of alcoholism.

    Guess What Ep. 32 - That's That Bullshit!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2015 78:02


    Kyle finally returns! A member of the show finally comes out of the closet. Another quit their job for a woman. Also, someone found out they're related to their girlfriend. Is any of this description true? Listen to find out!

    Guess What Ep. 31 - Bad ASMR Tingles

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2015 59:23


    The boys start the show by exploring the concept of ASMR. Kieran thinks multiplayer games are for suckers. Matty D watched a man jerk off on a train.

    Guess What Ep. 30 - I Fixed It!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2015 68:41


    The boys celebrate old Saint Paddy's Day (and their 30th episode) with a nice bottle of...something. Kieran expresses some unpopular opinions about comic book movies. Matty D shares his favourite date movie ideas. Kyle sabotages the show by attempting to destroy his own phone.

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    Guess What Ep. 29 - The Coke Whore's Scrapbook

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2015 64:57


    The boys celebrate Mardi Gras and Women's Day. Kieran can't help making everybody picture really gross images. Matty D was roofied by accident. Kyle dissects a flower and parties hard.

    Guess What Ep. 28 - That Goddamn Dress!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2015 55:44


    The boys discuss the difference between black and blue/white and gold. Kieran goes nuts and vents his conspiracy theories. Matty D gets robbed by his online lover. Kyle exposes himself to strangers online. And guess who lost their virginity to a snowman?

    Guess What Ep. 27 - Sex, Drugs and On the Dole

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2015 63:25


    The boys talk everything from drug smugglers to porn. Kieran is strangely obsessed with Evan Stone. Kyle wants to revolutionise the happy ending massage. Matty D loves the "Ghetto-Booty-Curvy". What the heck is wrong with these guys?

    Guess What Watches - The Little Panda Fighter

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2015 53:19


    Watch a video with the Guess What boys! Just find the video on Youtube and enjoy!

    Guess What Ep. 26 - Mini Phone Update

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2015 23:47


    Possibly the weirdest Guess What Pocast to date. Kieran sits by himself in the studio wondering why both Kyle and Matty D didn't turn up. Kyle's excuse is both worrying and suspicious. Matty D was too busy making chocolate "puckers".

    Guess What Ep. 25 - Spiritual Cottaging

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2015 61:48


    The boys explore spirituality and the art of love, self-love and loving others (in public). Kieran can't find his runes. Kyle spies a "third eye" in a toilet cubical. Matty D plays solitaire with a Gypsy.

    Guess What Ep. 24 - You've Got Mail!

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2015 53:10


    The boys review the weeks television. Kieran can't wait for Tony Abbott to be kicked out. Matty D is paranoid that his TV is watching him. Kyle loves trashy TV a bit too much...

    Guess What Ep. 23 - Multicultural Punch

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2015 59:08


    The boys celebrate Australia day. Kieran wants to be knighted by Tony Abbott. Kyle wants to try Vegemite Pizza. Together they struggle to work out what Australia Day is actually about.

    Guess What Ep. 22 - Eat Lamb and Marry Your Dad

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2015 62:32


    The boys prepare for upcoming Australia Day. Kieran feels sexually intimidated by Sam Kekovich. Matty D thinks Kyle is a POS. Kyle wants to buy a Vagankle.

    Guess What Ep. 21 - The Intervention

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2015 62:10


    The boys convince Kyle to give up booze through an intervention. Kieran thinks Kyle should find the Lord. Matty D continues his online romance. Kyle celebrates sobriety by skinny-dipping.

    Guess What Ep. 20 - 20th Anniversary Unspecial Edition

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2015 69:31


    The boys celebrate their 20th episode. Kieran hates younger Kieran. Matty D picks the worst oddspots. Will Kyle make it in time? Also, a special guest drops in...

    Guess What Ep. 19 - HNY!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 2015 60:02


    The boys celebrate New Years together. Kieran tells his dead body stories. Matty D wrecks a guy's phone. Kyle passes out in a garden.

    Guess What Ep. 18 - A Very Guess What Christmas

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2014 60:37


    Christmas is here! The boys celebrate the special day in their own twisted way. Kieran and Matty D exchange gifts and attempt to plan the perfect present for Kyle.

    Guess What Ep. 17 - The Parrot Joke

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2014 68:06


    The boys discuss some of their worst old and new memories, and yes, they talk about the Sydney siege. Kieran got stuck in the women's toilets. Kyle insulted an Australian Idol winner. Matty D was trying to get into Kyle.

    Guess What Ep. 16 - Nerds Vs Feminists

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2014 67:47


    The boys crack open a few cold Ducks and discuss all things nerdy. Kieran collects Dinosaur cards. Matty D hates bandwagons. Kyle hates... well, you'll see.

    Guess What Ep. 15 - The Dog Mayor

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2014 66:33


    The boys talk all things ridiculous. Kieran discovered Professional Wrestling. Matty D tried to cook eggs. Kyle loves animal politics.

    Guess What Ep. 14 - Drunken Karaoke at Schoolies

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2014 67:58


    The boys discuss schoolies and all things music. Kieran hates Michael Jackson. Matty D doesn't know any Queen songs. Kyle shows off.

    Guess What Ep. 13 - Kim Kardashian meets Julien Blanc

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2014 68:50


    The boys discuss everything from the G20 to Kim's arse. Kieran finds out that Joe Hockey is a cheapskate. Matty D is curious about the Blanc technique. Kyle breaks the internet.

    Guess What Ep. 12 - The Knackery

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2014 81:13


    The boys talk about Australian past times and stereotypes. Kieran wants to see putt-putt golf at the Olympics. Matty D would give romance advice for money if he was homeless.

    Guess What Ep. 11 - Early for Halloween

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2014 65:02


    The spooky boys celebrate Halloween in their own twisted way. "Krypt-Keeper" Kieran was scared of aliens. Matty "Demon" D was scared of losing a shoe. "Kreepy" Kyle gets drunk and falls asleep in weird places.

    Guess What Ep. 10 - An Awkward Situation

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2014 77:29


    The boys relive some of their more embarrassing moments. Kieran constantly puts his foot in his mouth. Matty D is the "white Fabio". Kyle fights Kieran for the title of Biggest Alcoholic.

    Guess What Ep. 9 - Trashy News and Kyle's Booze

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2014 72:36


    The boys look at the ridiculous state of Australian news. Kieran didn't watch the football or the Bachelor. Matty D is sick of the royal family. Kyle gets too drunk and forgets to turn up.

    Guess What Ep. 8 - The Purple Carrot Conspiracy

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2014 80:26


    The boys explore government secrets and conspiracies. Kieran finds a horrific documentary on Animal Porn. Matty D knows a lot about duck penises. Kyle swallows huge nuts.

    Guess What Ep. 7 - Naked Therapy with Lorena Bobbitt

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2014 72:11


    The boys explore feminism in their own twisted way. Kieran kissed a man at a Halloween Party. Matty D gets excited about nude therapy. Kyle screams like a g̶i̶r̶l̶ strong, independent woman while playing Five Nights at Freddy's.

    Guess What Ep. 6 - Leftist Whiners and Blatant Bigots

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2014 85:44


    The boys attempt to address the big racial issues without offending anyone. They fail. Kieran tries white-guy twerking. Kyle tries out his own quiz. Matty D makes tender love to a toy frog.

    Guess What Ep. 5 - Too Many Fat Jokes

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2014 78:20


    Kieran and Kyle dip into the world of obesity and dieting. Kieran predicts Joan River's death. Kyle gets lost and calls the police. Matty D calls in while playing a Goverment Board Game.

    Guess What Ep. 4 - The Internet is for Porn

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2014 83:30


    Kieran, Matty D and Soundboard-Kyle talk all things internet as they discuss the "celeb nude photograph scandal'. Kieran talks about Sailor Moon upskirts. Matt is shocked by nudie magazines. Soundboard-Kyle makes random noises.

    Guess What Ep. 3 - The Black Bishop and the Alter Boy

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2014 77:28


    Kieran and Matty D take a look at both the ice bucket challenge and the fire challenge. The boys then swap awkward and embarrassing stories: Matt used to be a terrible alter boy. Kieran was kicked by a half-naked woman. The issue of racial stereotypes is addressed again, with contributions from Bishop C.S Miller.

    Guess What Ep. 2 - Highly Impressionable

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2014 77:34


    The boys dip into the world of recent events. Kieran talks to Joe Hockey about poor people, Matty D makes light of a murder and Kyle cried about Robin Williams. The trio attempt some difficult actor impressions, which quickly goes downhill...

    Guess What Ep. 1 - Religious, racist, coloured, homeless and drunk

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2014 67:58


    The boys chat about city life. Kieran gives money to the homeless for booze. Matt is a sucker for charity workers. Kyle drinks a lot.

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