Hit and Bitch

If you've listened to our show before, you've already heard of our next guest. On this second special episode of Hit and Bitch, Daisy joins Zoe, Kenny, and Emma on the pod to discuss Goop by Gwyneth Paltrow, the struggles of having a vagina, TikTok, and what it's like to be a broke college student. Timestamps: - Hit: Goop and Gwyneth Paltrow's Netflix Show (4:29) - Hit and Bitch: TikTok (11:20) - Bitch: Daisy's Summer of Yeast (16:55) - Bonus Segment: Is ASMR Sexy? (20:03) - Bitch: Third Party Ticket Sellers (21:48)

Ok so the rumors are true. This might be our most chaotic episode of all time. Our audio tech James joins Ken and Zoe on the pod as Hit and Bitch's first official guest to talk about some of his most crazy hookup stories, red and green flags, and Rice Purity Test scores. And of course, he defines the iconic term known as academic head. Timestamps: 2:39 - Ballad of the Goth GF 13:49 - Academic Head 21:40 - Red and Green Flags 25:15 - Rice Purity Test

Ok, we're really back this time, we promise! Talking points: a spoiler-free Euphoria recap, movies (ofc), and alpha-male NFT bros (cricket noises). Time stamps! - Hit: Euphoria (4:11) - Hit: Tick, Tick, Boom and Encanto (11:12) - Hit: Licorice Pizza (18:44) - Bitch: NFTs (23:28) - Bitch: “Alpha Males” who podcast (31:18)

It's been a tough semester, y'all. As a treat, we're blessing you with an episode about YikYak, Megan Fox+MGK, and white people phrases.

The trailer for the podcast about the things you hate to love and love to hate.

Hello again, ladies and Jerks! While Madeline and Jenn girlboss in the real world this semester, Kenny is back (as a permanent host) with Zoë and Emma to recap Hot Girl Summer, chat about new music, and advocate for change on campus.

Jenn, Emma, Zoë, and Kenny (the woke male presence we didn't know we desperately needed) discuss MILFtok, daddy issues, and oh so much more. You're welcome ;)

This week your resident Jerks discuss all the celebrity news including—but not limited to—Brenda Song and Macaulay Culkin having a bAbY?! And, if you weren't already aware, Justin Timberlake sucks, and—we know this is a hot take—so does Ariana Grande.

This week after yet another accidental hiatus (sorry) the lovely ladies go to hell with Lil Nas X, celebrate the legalization of marijuana in New York, dive into the "good for her" cinematic universe, have a few choice words for the people who stormed Castle Court—and also for the Biden admin. P.S. has a killer John Mulaney impression P.P.S. gET vaCCiNaTEd AsaP

The SEXpisode is finally here! Nudes. Porn. Tinder. Masturbation. Stories, so many stories. Ladies and jerks, welcome to horny jail.

This week the lovely ladies—Jenn, Madeline, Zoë and out intern-turned-host Emma—tackle #FreeBritney, Taylor swift's wildly productive pandemic, all the sh*t going down in Texas, the Conway family drama and Armie Hammer's questionable diet. Don't be a fake fan and listen until the very end for an extra special surprise!

Alexa, Jenn, Madeline and our special guest Emma--Zoë was quarantined

Dear Tinder boys, chill with the fish pics. Q-Anon is very real and very whack and very scary. TUesDaYs aRE FoR MentAL HeaLtH.

The ladies take on the nuances of the body positivity movement, question what "doing it for yourself" really means (Are we really doing anything for ourselves??), and Jenn gives us all an astrology lesson. And, as promised, we have compiled a list of small ways you can contribute to the Black Lives Matter movement that are so much more significant than performative social media activism: -Donate to a reputable bail fund in the city of your choice. Bail funds allow people to protest freely without fear of getting stuck in jail without the financial resources to be bailed out. The mega-fund ActBlue allows you to donate to multiple bail funds or pick the one you want to support: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds -Support causes you're interested in! There are so many organizations that need your help. Here is a list of 174 organizations that focus on a wide span of issues facing BIPOC. In this episode, we talked about the systemic racism that Black women face when seeking healthcare. If this is something you care about, you should donate to the Black Women's Health Imperative: https://bwhi.org/donate/ -If you don't have the financial resources to donate to one of these groups, don't worry! You can donate money to BLM just by watching this playlist (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtooIklzheqzORPbQBiEZKsw2T4s6SUxv&app=desktop) or this playlist (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nADAICAeAT0&list=PLnM236QQZlrP4X_azOa1RA9ya7x0b2H4S&index=1&ab_channel=TryPods)! Turn off your ad blocker, mute the tabs, and play these videos in the background while you're on your computer. -PLEASE do not support/donate to Shaun King as he has been known to lie about where his fundraising money actually ends up. We love you!

The ladies discuss the importance of being civically responsible. Voting. Is. Sexy. Also, f*ck Jeff Bezos and please don't do anything stupid. xoxo

This one goes out to Chrissy and John. And also to Rihanna.

We're back, bitches! This week, Alexa, Jenn, Madeline and Zoë are doing the important work to #freebritney, normalize the walk of shame, put Bella Thorne in her place, and pay tribute to the late, great, notorious RBG.

Stop making bad life choices based on Co-Star! It's a literal computer that has no insight into your life! In this week's episode, the ladies (or cunts, whichever you prefer) give their takes on brunch culture, Harvey Weinstein's conviction, spring break diets, and the fact that astrology is a bunch of fake news.

Sally and Madeline (later joined by Bianca and Zoë) offer their takes on flex culture, the Jonas Brothers renaissance, Penn Badgely's acting career, and UGH, BOYS. >:(

In Hit and Bitch's inaugural episode, Sally, Zoë, Madeline, and Bianca give their hot takes on casual Instagram, the Grammys, Yummy, and more! @hitbitchpod on Instagram and Twitter jerkmagpod@gmail.com for inquiries Hit and Bitch is presented by Jerk Magazine jerkmagazine.net and @jerkmagazine on Instagram and Twitter