Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exc…
Henry rage-quits life and Jeff ponders the podcast's future
Margaux and Henry suffer a relationship setback and Jeff contemplates rereading a book
Margaux ruins some pesto sauce and Jeff badmouths THE Ohio State University
Henry bleeds all over himself and Jeff can't make eye contact
Our heroes hitch a horse and Jeff bleeds from the neck
Our heroes meet some crystal nuts and Jeff drinks home-aged booze
Margaux finds an invisible house and Jeff talks about his airhorn
Margaux shows paranoia and Jeff shows ignorance of courtship
Henry lies to the authorities and Jeff lies about serial numbers
Our heroes escape a dangerous hotel bar and Jeff reveals how much is "too much" to pay for beer
Henry avoids a bathroom confrontation and Jeff considers magical liquor
Margaux cozies up to Henry and Jeff laments the death of his freaking old computer
Margaux finally offers up her seat and Jeff wonders if there is a gig economy in the world of magic
Henry barely keeps his pants on and Jeff describes his feet
Margaux makes a daring "escape" and Jeff fails at his own discussion question
Margaux makes a new friend and Jeff marvels about how dull a book can be
Our heroes get a bag of donated clothing and Jeff professes his love for the movie "Swingers"
Margaux meets a fan and Jeff requests cheese recommendations
Margaux berates a sleepy Henry and Jeff rants about his parents' fridge
Henry spills a drink and Jeff theorizes that he has only a sinlge listener
Our hereos attend a meeting and Jeff tries to improve his health via beer
Our heroes go home after eating chicken and Jeff starts his tallies of potatoes and magic
Margaux sets fire to some cheap interior paneling and Jeff just remembered to post this episode
Margaux steals Henry's sandwich and Jeff talks about catching lice in the ficticious old west
Our heroes discover some exciting paperwork and Jeff can't land a lightbulb joke
Henry returns from a quest for cookies and Jeff warns his readers about this terribly named book
Margaux reunites with her geese and Jeff ensures the public that there won't be a sequel
Margaux gets some recognition and Jeff admits he wrote another book
Margaux gets buffets wrong and Jeff gets the episode number wrong
Astrid hogs two seats in the carriage and Jeff discusses team building exercises
Margaux stares into Henry's ear and Jeff contemplates passing out drunk in his front yard
Margaux performs first aid with cutlery and Jeff describes how bad his yard looks
Henry hides in a bush and Jeff admits to having a wicked farmer tan
Margaux and Henry split up for terribly boring reasons and Jeff discusses his childhood sewer system
Margaux remains highly judgemental and Jeff has a legit drinking break
Our hereos attempt to escape and Jeff implies Tolkien stole a scene from him
Margaux navigates some incomprehensible hallways and Jeff forgets to release the episode until just now
Henry plays in the sand and Jeff drinks on a weekday
Margaux gets in her active minutes and Jeff yawns a lot.
Henry busts some unsuspecting heads and Jeff badmouths alcoholic seltzers despite never actually tasting one
Margaux zones out during a prison break and Jeff swears his hoarse voice is only due to screaming
Henry meets a new character finally and Jeff brags that he can take someone in a fight
Henry gets lost in a nondescript fortress and Jeff explains how he classifies his pants
Margaux is unimpressed with Leonid's discovery and Jeff is unimpressed with mall kiosks
Henry has a surprise in his pocket and Jeff releases this episode on literally the latest possible day.
Margaux calms a horse and Jeff compares his book to The Davinci Code yet again