Once upon a time, Jeff wrote a book in one month. Now he plans to read it, chapter by chapter with commentary, for everyone to enjoy! He'll critique spelling and typos, identify gaping plot holes, and ridicule the awkward dialog he incorporated into this work of literature. Come along for the exc…

Henry rage-quits life and Jeff ponders the podcast's future

Margaux and Henry suffer a relationship setback and Jeff contemplates rereading a book

Margaux ruins some pesto sauce and Jeff badmouths THE Ohio State University

Henry bleeds all over himself and Jeff can't make eye contact

Our heroes hitch a horse and Jeff bleeds from the neck

Our heroes meet some crystal nuts and Jeff drinks home-aged booze

Margaux finds an invisible house and Jeff talks about his airhorn

Margaux shows paranoia and Jeff shows ignorance of courtship

Henry lies to the authorities and Jeff lies about serial numbers

Our heroes escape a dangerous hotel bar and Jeff reveals how much is "too much" to pay for beer

Henry avoids a bathroom confrontation and Jeff considers magical liquor

Margaux cozies up to Henry and Jeff laments the death of his freaking old computer

Margaux finally offers up her seat and Jeff wonders if there is a gig economy in the world of magic

Henry barely keeps his pants on and Jeff describes his feet

Margaux makes a daring "escape" and Jeff fails at his own discussion question

Margaux makes a new friend and Jeff marvels about how dull a book can be

Our heroes get a bag of donated clothing and Jeff professes his love for the movie "Swingers"

Margaux meets a fan and Jeff requests cheese recommendations

Margaux berates a sleepy Henry and Jeff rants about his parents' fridge

Henry spills a drink and Jeff theorizes that he has only a sinlge listener

Our hereos attend a meeting and Jeff tries to improve his health via beer

Our heroes go home after eating chicken and Jeff starts his tallies of potatoes and magic

Margaux sets fire to some cheap interior paneling and Jeff just remembered to post this episode

Margaux steals Henry's sandwich and Jeff talks about catching lice in the ficticious old west

Our heroes discover some exciting paperwork and Jeff can't land a lightbulb joke

Henry returns from a quest for cookies and Jeff warns his readers about this terribly named book

Margaux reunites with her geese and Jeff ensures the public that there won't be a sequel

Margaux gets some recognition and Jeff admits he wrote another book

Margaux gets buffets wrong and Jeff gets the episode number wrong

Astrid hogs two seats in the carriage and Jeff discusses team building exercises

Margaux stares into Henry's ear and Jeff contemplates passing out drunk in his front yard

Margaux performs first aid with cutlery and Jeff describes how bad his yard looks

Henry hides in a bush and Jeff admits to having a wicked farmer tan

Margaux and Henry split up for terribly boring reasons and Jeff discusses his childhood sewer system

Margaux remains highly judgemental and Jeff has a legit drinking break

Our hereos attempt to escape and Jeff implies Tolkien stole a scene from him

Margaux navigates some incomprehensible hallways and Jeff forgets to release the episode until just now

Henry plays in the sand and Jeff drinks on a weekday

Margaux gets in her active minutes and Jeff yawns a lot.

Henry busts some unsuspecting heads and Jeff badmouths alcoholic seltzers despite never actually tasting one

Margaux zones out during a prison break and Jeff swears his hoarse voice is only due to screaming

Henry meets a new character finally and Jeff brags that he can take someone in a fight

Henry gets lost in a nondescript fortress and Jeff explains how he classifies his pants

Margaux is unimpressed with Leonid's discovery and Jeff is unimpressed with mall kiosks

Henry has a surprise in his pocket and Jeff releases this episode on literally the latest possible day.

Margaux calms a horse and Jeff compares his book to The Davinci Code yet again