Killed to Death

On the 500th episode of a 500 episode podcast, carrot farmer Chip Chocolate (Gavin Pounds) finds a body in his barn. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

News anchor Tina Tongle (Shannon Lahaie) of the 8585 Codgersfield 24/7 news team, witnesses the horrific death of weatherman Wart Burtman. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

After a tragedy at a traveling 3 ring circus, Spongy the Flying Man (Chris Leveille) lends his expertise. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A marathon runner finds another during an event. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A body is found in a bagel store, and Diana, Princess of Wales (Ben Sosa Wright) helps get to the bottom of the mystery. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A body is found on a golf course by Baby Alien (Meg MacKay), a small blue cube with feet from a jello planet. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

A skeleton is found glowing in the dentist chair of Dr. Gil Gonad (Tim Blair), a dentist ever since choosing wrong as a baby and missing out on Dalai Lama. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Olympic athlete Beevil Kneivel (Carley Thorne) talks about the sport of Escape Rooms at the 2025 Sochi games, where they discovered a body in the Olympic Village. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Ethel Frederickson Decimal (Laura Del Maschio), of the Dewey Decimal system dynasty, is part of a knitting club. But tragedy strikes when Marjorie Appel, another member of the group, is found murdered. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Professional poker player Billy Wenceslas Jr. (Rhys Naylor) finds a long time rival dead at the table before their tournament. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Proud mother of 3, Martha Climpton (Alexa MacKell), returns from vacation to find her landscaper dead in the pool. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

UPS driver Fleabag McSkinnims (Malik Powell) finds another dead in the back of his truck along his Front St. route. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Dean Stauchveil (Paul Bates) is still covered head to toe in the blood of a fellow protestor at their construction site boycott. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Future Alabama Hog Blinky Lomax (Leigh Cameron) was on a trip to Italy before University, when she found her travel companion dead. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

When a shark cage is raised, diver Chastity Bell (Alessandra Vite) is the first to see the stabbed corpse inside. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Performer in the Hamilt Opera, Lucinda (Elanja Corosky) tragically discovers her peer dead in their shared dressing room. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Jeff (Dan Beirne) discovers what turns out to be his old roommate in one of the tanks in Ripley's Aquarium during his Toronto trip. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Antique store owner Syphilis Montpellier (Ghazal Ghiami) discovers a corpse in a wardrobe. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Grade 12 student Nicky Duff (Mike Mildon) finds one of the prom chaperones - substitute teacher Mr. Laces - dead during the dance. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Pool shark Sandra Dean (Nicole Passmore) talks about finding a rival dead in the bar. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Professor John H. Honeycutt (Simon Pond) of Cambridge University - and now York - talks about his research with lizards and finding his Dean dead in front of his office. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Ice sculptor Michael Hartford (Amar Singh) finds a rival sculptor fatally carved themself. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Melissa Skid (Glenna Walters), salesperson at Fo' Wheelies Bike Shop, finds her Best-Friend-At-Work murdered and laid across the bikes. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

86-year-old Influencer Piss McLaren (D.J. Mausner) talks about the death of a rival, friend, and lover, as well as blasting rugs and the Costco Guys. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Whilst getting a tattoo, Crumple Diltskin (Chris Locke) witnesses the death of his artist. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

It's a trip down memory lane for bandmates Ballbearing Tulip (Alastair Forbes) and Nora (Jason DeRosse) as they discuss the death of a band member before a reunion show. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Lawyer Nadia Strife! (Taelor Lewis-Joseph) talks about working at her Aunt's law firm, her reoccurring dreams, and most of all, finding her opposition dead at his desk upon returning from a recess. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

P.L. Marsworth (Alex Kolanko), mystery author, discovers his publisher at Little Pervert Book Company brutally slain. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Tragedy strikes influencer Penelope Lyle (Kristie Gunter) during a recent cave expedition, when her friend Shelena is killed in the dark. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Heinz Forrester (Lance Oribello) and France "The Sandworm" Everglade (Josh Zimmerman), two airport workers at Heathrow, come across the corpse of a pilot. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Fœrk Olsen (Ajahnis Charley), 7 foot tall Norwegian, talks about a death onboard a luxury yacht during its auction. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Monica Marbles, owner of the Cwazy Cat Cafe (Maddy Foley), finds the skeleton of one of her regulars. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Dick Gator (Sachin Sinha) unfortunately plugs his business, and talks about a gout surgery where he awoke to find the surgical team dead around him. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Jam (Nathan Hare) a burglar, aspiring Subway owner, and funny songwriter, finds the body of Excel, heiress to the gum company, dead in her mansion while robbing it. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Food truck idea man Fergus Chairman (Michelle Hart) discovers the chef dead on the floor. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Vincenzo Almaratti (Guled Abdi) owns and operates a junkyard, where he tragically finds the remains of his cousin once removed, who was like a cousin to him. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network http://thesonarnetwork.com/

Ronaldo Christensen (Stevey Hunter), pro footballer, finds his manager dead in the locker room after another loss in Philadelphia. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Goodford Profin (Adam Cawley) is an interior designer, specializing in helping people fix their own interiors as well as those of their homes, willingly or not. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Empathic sound engineer Piper Peterpoff (Brendan Kane) overhears his talent being killed in the booth. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Innisfil exterminator Philomena Watson (Sinthea Chowdhury) finds the Mayor dead in his house after being summoned to deal with a rat. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Jason Highland (Matt McCready), accountant at Alex Carswell's, finds owner Florian Madison (formerly Alex Carswell, formerly Moo-Wa) spraying blood at his desk. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/

Audrey Krunkleton (Sarah Bennett) heard the mutiny against her father Captain Flame aboard research submarine Gryphon. Brought to you By: The Sonar Network https://thesonarnetwork.com/