Amanda and Jordan are friends. They live in different states. This show will feature laughter, weirdness, games, and conversation, as they attempt to maintain their friendship through the age-old medium of podcast hosting. Feel free to eavesdrop. Episodes drop every weekend.
In this episode, Amanda and Jordan discuss the weirdness of languages--particularly when one language is scrambled up with another. Jordan reveals one of her aspirations for her theology class, and Amanda shares about her newly acquired kitchen decor. They talk about mindless habits, and why it's hard to avoid turning your brain into jelly even after you quit them. Jordan wins this week's game, but she probably cheated somehow.
In this episode, Amanda shares some general nutrition strategies, as well as some struggles with dog ownership. Jordan discusses the untrustworthiness of first impressions, as well as the benefit of professional filters. Both Jordan and Amanda describe what makes teenagers so simultaneously wonderful and annoying, but don't worry--they have their own weird complexes, so nobody's lording it over anybody. They also introduce an exciting new opportunity to get involved with the pod via game suggestions. So jump right in, folks! Anyone? Bueller?
In the stunning conclusion of Episode 18, Jordan and Amanda share vehicular memories in a format that could almost be considered a game. You know, if you kinda squint and hold your mouth just right.
(Mild Content Warning: Right around the 8:30 mark, the conversation veers into the topic of marriage and certain sessions of a marriage conference that Jordan attended. So if you're listening with a family member with whom you're not ready to talk about all aspects of the marriage relationship, maybe give it a listen by yourself first. We'd hate to be the first people to bring it up.) In this episode, Jordan and Amanda reach for new heights of technological wonder and reach new lows of technological difficulties. Jordan shares about some idiosyncrasies of seminary life, and also recommends a couple books. Amanda shares her newfound knowledge of German submarine warfare during World War 1, and both agree that they might just have to spend more time on this podcast talking about books. The episode is cut short by unforseen cellular difficulties, so tune in next time for this evening's game and its accompanying stories.
In this special bonus episode (okay it's actually just the second half of Episode 17), Jordan guesses Amanda's Christmas gift. But it takes her about 500 questions, so Amanda probably wins this time. They discuss the most marvelous piece of technology this century, as well as the benefits of January term college classes.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss Christmas baking, hot beverages, and the magic of snow. Amanda might become a real adult this year, and Jordan is taking steps toward her dream of taking lots more steps while hiking through the woods. Because they got SO long-winded, this week you get TWO episodes for the price of one (aka for zero dollars).
In this episode, discover ways in which Amanda and Jordan celebrate Christmas differently, but also the same. Jordan comments on her favorite Christmas snacks, and they both share memories of Christmases shared together and with their families. They discuss their favorite Christmas movies, and at one point, Amanda almost ruins Christmas for all the children, but don't worry. She doesn't.
In this episode, Amanda and Jordan lean into the big issues of the Christmas season, including inflatable Christmas displays and why a person would make that decorating choice...or not. They also share some cute little kid sayings, and Balto's cuteness gets a shout out. Balto is also chilling in the background of this episode, so Amanda apologizes for any ambient clacking noises as he gnaws on his bone. Play along with this week's game and see how well you can decipher intentionally vague and misleading phrases. Spoiler alert: you'll probably do better than we do.
In this episode, Amanda shares with future listeners the struggle of living in the age of DVDs and Jordan reveals her problem with Planet Earth (the series as well as the location). Then the conversation turns to the most objectively cute topic of all: baby pandas. Their artistic and communication skills are put to the test in this week's Doomed to Fail Game Experiment.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss healthcare and vaccinations. No really, they do. They're serious now. But more importantly, donuts. Also, Amanda shares how she was betrayed by her favorite radio station, and Jordan shares another favorite podcast. They branch out into new and riskier podcast games. Suggestions for the new game segment are welcome.
In this episode, Amanda and Jordan discuss, at length, their favorite Halloween candies, and the rationale behind those preferences. Also office supplies, briefly. But listen, this podcast is mostly just a deep dive into why fun sized is different than full sized, and why season matters.
In this episode, Amanda and Jordan dive deep into the history and significance of a classic 80s hit, which Amanda finds disillusioning. Then after taking a deep dive into the psyche of the other person in tonight's game, Jordan reveals the one job she would not want. As a side note, we apologize for the audio levels in this episode. The main recording file was corrupted, and we had to rely on a backup recording on Amanda's phone. This is why Jordan sounds far away--but rest assured, she is just as integral a part of this podcast and just as legitimate a host as Amanda. That's what you were wondering, weren't you? Come on, stop reading into things. Anyway, we hope to bring you higher quality content next week.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss their favorite snack foods and their favorite listeners. Balto chimes in several times, and they also discover that Jordan has had fewer relevant life experiences than Amanda.
In this episode, it becomes clear that Jordan and Amanda experience autumn differently, but they can come together in their mutual love of European pottery. They also tackle several of life's more confounding mysteries, such as "what is pizza?" and "but actually, can you outrun a bear?" Also, Balto joins in the background, for which Amanda is sorry. But this isn't some scripted and overproduced studio content. This is real life, man.
In this episode, Amanda and Jordan discuss the proper ways to eat crunchy snack foods, as well as the character implications of nail polish. They critique poorly designed breakfast cereals and express their disgust with textures and scents. Jordan reveals her dog's weird habits, as well as the depth of her love for her favorite food, while Amanda shares the next episode of Balto vs the Nail Grinder. And stick around for our second segment to hear fake news about real books.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss conspiracies, and whether dogs are smart or dumb. Amanda reveals a deep and abiding character flaw, and Jordan reveals the ways in which she is similar to a baby. Jordan's dog is a fancy lady and Amanda "amandasplains" how travel mugs work. Also referenced in this episode: Carrot Juice is Murder by The Arrogant Worms: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dII1gqGmyso
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss dog grooming, childhood lies, beverages, and Jordan's theory about the sorts of people who eat vegetables for lunch. Amanda also demonstrates that not only does she have no idea what day it is, she doesn't understand basic concepts like bread. This week's game is inspired by this OK Go video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sP1DqyagXE
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda gift the world with their hard-hitting TV, movie, and book reviews. Amanda begins a beautiful and lifelong friendship with Kelly Clarkson (maybe, hopefully, shout out to KC), and Jordan drops some important truths. Jordan also helps Amanda make grown-up budgeting decisions, right before she gets abducted by aliens.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss the finer points of fire making, and how awesome they are at it. Amanda also shares a new hobby which she assumes she will be awesome at as well, and they debate the proper puzzling strategies. Also, will Amanda finally win one of the Segment Two activities? Find out today.
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss CPR, the culinary arts, and why reality TV is actually a gift to the world. They also play a game, which runs 20 minutes too long for this episode. They have published an abridge version, for the sake of the listener's sanity. If, for some reason, you would like to hear a full recording of the game, please contact Amanda and she'll send you an unabridged file post haste. (if you don't already have Amanda's contact information, then trust me. You really don't want to hear the full recording of that game. Ha.)
In this episode, Jordan and Amanda discuss their first plane rides, why delicious smells are a lie, and why Jordan doesn't get too excited about autumn. Also, they play a totally generic, non-branded word-guessing game, and everyone is a winner. Just like Mom always said.
Listen in as Jordan and Amanda discuss their Friendship Origin Story, various dog training strategies, and how to avoid accidentally ending up in a cult. In Segment 2, they discover the answer to the burning question, "Is This a Good Activity," as well as the question, "Is Jordan capable of enjoy an activity without winners and losers?" (Spoiler alert: the answer to one of those questions is no.)