Middlebury Radio Theater of Thrills and Suspense

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Academy Award winning Brief Encounter, directed by Edwin Suh. Starring Izzy Nuttal, Mike Gaffney, Steve Barash and Katie Gill. Also now showing on Broadway!

Joss Whedon's Jaynestown adapted and directed for radio by Charles Giardina. This piece is the third Mr|Tots installment of Firefly, featuring a whole new cast! Starring Dave Malinsky, Mike Gaffney, Izzy Nuttal, Cynthia Wang, Edwin Suh, Porter Westling, Rachel Goodgal, Steven Barash, Noah Mease and Stefan Claypool, with dubious vocal by Charles Giardina.

Stefan Claypool introduces Jaynestown directed by Charles Giardina, Brief Encounter directed by Edwin Suh and Raising Junior directed by Cynthia Wang.

Charles Giardina introduces I Love the Library a Sasha Rivera Original, Clue directed by Adrienne Losch, Fibber McGee directed by Rachel Goodgal. Parents Weekend '10.

Is your life in danger of not being lived? Do you not give a damn? Well, Social Butterfly Industries is back with another life-changing product to get you up off your feet and partying with Richard Simmons. Introducing Couch Call, the Apathy Emergency Response System. Starring Sasha Rivera, Edwin Suh, and Napol Wills. Based on the 80's Life Call television ad.

Breaking News: Middlebury Radio Theater of Thrills and Suspense has been charged with Radio Animal Cruelty. Is MrTots guilty of these startling allegations? Listen to this up-close and personal interview with writer/director Noah Mease to find out. Starring Izzy Nuttall, Dave Malinsky, Noah Mease, Bill Noble, Napol Wills, Edwin Suh, Adrienne Losch, and Cynthia Wang.

In the third episode of "House of Glass," B Glass is plagued by painful memories as her family tries to unravel the mysteries left in the wake of recent cataclysmic events, including: Demons, Hypnosis, and the Final Gallowglass Sibling. Izzy Nuttall, Steve Barash, and Bill Noble star, with David Seamans, Porter Westling, Adrienne Losch, Napol Wills, Katie Gill, Michael Gaffney and Dave Malinsky. Featuring Adam Lee as Cassidy Gallowglass. "House of Glass" is written and directed by Noah Mease.

Napol Wills introduces Episode 8 of Season 6 - Blackadder: General Hospital, Bad Science, Quiet Please: Be a Good Dog, Darling, and X-Minus-One: The Veldt. Andrew McDonnald reads the credits as Edmund Blackadder.

George and Lydia must keep their parental wits about them or else face being replaced by "high class science". The Veldt is written by Ray Bradbury and adapted for X-Minus-One. It stars David Seamans and Katie Gill as George and Lydia wit Napol Wills and Noah Mease as their children and with Dave Malinsky and Andrew McDonnald.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: A Shred of a Turtle - This time the dream is broken up by none other than the Shredder. Will the turtles be able to pull together to stop the Shredder and his evil salivating monster from taking over the world? Only with the help of Ninjitsu and pizza. "A Shred of a Turtle" was written and directed by Adrienne Losch and stars David Seamans, Adam Lee, Noah Mease, and Porter Westling. TURTLE POWER!

Adrienne Losch introduces the Season Six Finale: House of Glass - B Movie; a bulletin about Mr|Tots's own RAC scandal; Foundation 2: The Encyclopedists; and TMNT: Shred of a Turtle. Bill Noble and Noah Mease bumble through the credits.

The first episode in a serial adaptation of Isaac Asimov’s epic science fiction tale. Mathematician Hari Seldon has predicted the collapse of the vast Galactic Empire and the next thousand years of human history, but Empire officials will hear none of it. With his apprentice Gaal Dornick, he sets out to convince them and hopefully set humanity on a path to minimize the destruction. Starring Bill Noble as Hari Seldon and Napol Wills as Gaal Dornick, and adapted and directed by Izzy Nuttall.

A prequel to Hero's Return, the discovery of the existence of a doomsday device called Adam and the plot to cover it up revealed through the story of mild-mannered Julian Crawford. Starring Adam Lee, Erin Prak, Dana Harris and a cast of favorites. Written and directed by Charles Giardina.

Isn't it true that the old State U library burned to the ground? Didn't people DIE? A State U tourguide (Adam Lee) takes us back in time 4 years to relate the story of a bookworm (Olivia French), a jock (Edwin Suh), and a sinister librarian (Porter Westling) whose lives collided one fateful, rainy week. Action. Adventure. Ardor. Arson. A Mr|Tots original written and directed by Sasha Rivera, featuring music by Belle and Sebastian.

Sit, stay, and listen to this week's "Quiet, Please: Be A Good Dog Darling", in which man's best companion and his wife are one and the same. Starring Andrew MacDonald, Katie Gill, and Claire Sibley. Written by Wyllis Cooper and directed by Cynthia Wang.

There's nothing like a night at the theatre, especially when that theatre includes dinner. Join the rest of the audience for the Bantam Players' presentation of a Clue mystery. What starts out as a lovely party at Mr. Carmichael's mansion turns into a night of murder and treachery. Will the audience be able to figure out who did it, with what, and where? And what will the reward be if they do? "Clue With Dinner" was written for MrTots by Adrienne Losch.

Mrs. Whitaker thought that she had a normal life. She was a normal, everyday old woman who lived a normal, everyday life...that is, until she found the Holy Grail at a thrift store. Adapted by Katie Gill from a short story by Neil Gaiman. Featuring Napol Wills, Bill Noble, Claire Sibney, Cynthia Wang and Michael Gaffney.

The Nightshade Radio Playhouse presents the classic tale "Rapunzel." The story is told by Porter Westling and stars Adrienne Losch, David Seamans, Izzy Nuttal, Rebecca Hartje, Noah Mease, and Katie Zurbach. "Rapunzel" was adapted for the radio and directed by Rachel Goodgal.

In "Fibber McGee and Molly: Molly Wants a Budget," Fibber McGee (Bill Noble) has been spending a little too much, and his wife Molly (Blakelee Clay-McBee) insists he start a budget - which has some unintended consequences. Also starring Dave Malinsky, Cynthia Wang, Porter Westling, Adrienne Losch, and Edwin Suh, and directed by Rachel Goodgal.

Would you like some Lumps n' Dumplins? Some Gresily Niblets? How about some Lady Fingers? Join Jed and Edie on a haunting tour of the Slidy Diner, where good-bye's have been banned. Adapted by David Seamans from Laura Snyder's children's book Inside the Slidy Diner. Featuring Noah Mease, Bill Noble, Blakelee McBee, Adrienne Losch, Napol Wills, and Dave Malinsky.

The second episode of "House of Glass" finds the Glass Family - B, Owen, and Josh - continuing to cope with the horrors of life in Cape Corpsing, including: Psychically Linked Triplets, Alien Invasions, and Science Fairs. Izzy Nuttall, Steve Barash, and Bill Noble star, with David Seamans, Adrienne Losch, Katie Gill, Claire Sibley, Napol Wills, and Dave Malinsky. Featuring Porter Westling as Uncle Arsenio Gallowglass. "House of Glass" is written and directed by Noah Mease.

Izzy Nuttall introduces "Bad Science," "Betty's Marital Problem," "Foundation: The Psychohistorians," and "Samson and Delilah." Bill Noble reads the credits.

Jane, Ace, and their friend Marge are having a relaxing time at home, only to be interrupted by their Niece Betty, who's had quite a spat with her husband. She and her baby come on over, but will she find the comfort she's looking for or just some friendly logical advice?

The story of one man’s numerical obsession. Starring Mike Gaffney, Noah Mease, David Seamans, Adam Lee, and Steve Barash. Featuring Ellen Lee, Bill Noble, Dave Malinsky, and Edwin Suh. Directed by Napol Wills.

Learning about science through the Magic School Bus series was an important part of education in childhood. Everyone wanted their class to be as exciting as Ms. Frizzle's. But how was Ms. Frizzle able to take her students on so many amazing and exciting field trips? Noah Mease, Rachel Dicker, and Katie Zurbach provide the startling answer to that question in "Falling Off the Magic School Bus" written especially for MrTots by Adrienne Losch.

What happens when a theatre critic finds himself in a house with two dear old aunts, a murderous brother with a new face, a basement full of graves, and many bottles of poison? Hopefully not what happens to all the lonely little old men. Erin Prak, Noah Mease, and Porter Westling star. Adrienne Losch directs.

Starring Napol Wills, and Adrienne Losch with Katie Zurbach, Cynthia Wang, Adam Lee, and Ellen Lee. Written and directed by Bill Noble.

Hear the tale of a thousand Halloweens past as four friends (Bill Noble, David Seamans, Steve Barash, and Blake Lee McBee) fly through space and time under the sinister guidance of Mr. Moundshroud (Dave Malinsky) to rescue their dying friend (Adam Lee) and learn the true meaning of Halloween. Narrated by Michael Gaffney with additional voices by Cynthia Wang. Based on the teleplay by Ray Bradbury, and adapted by Noah Mease.

Dave Malinsky introduces our show in honour of Mr|Tots' favourite holiday of the year: Halloween. You might want to keep the lights on for this one, folks.

Big game hunting takes an unexpected turn for the Cretaceous when Washington University invents the world's first time-machine and can think of nothing better to do with it than to rent it to hunters looking for something dangerous to shoot at. But a time traveling safari is not for the faint of heart or the weak of character. Find out what happens when one trigger happy sahib decides to take chronologically confused revenge on his unsuspecting guide. Rebecca Hartje, Sasha Rivera, Steve Baras...

The Glass Family - B, Owen, and Josh - make a fresh start in Cape Corpsing, B's hometown. But they are haunted by the ghosts of the past... and every other horror imaginable, including: Vampires, Werewolves, and Middle School Dances. Izzy Nuttall, Steve Barash, and Bill Noble star in this, the first episode of a Mr|Tots original series, "House of Glass." With David Seamans, Adrienne Losch, Dave Malinsky, Napol Wills, and Rachel Goodgal. Featuring Katie Gill as Sienna Saint Salem. "House of Glass...

Listen as Noah Mease introduces X-minus-One: A Gun for Dinosaur, Falling Off the Magic School Bus, Gallowglass Smile, and the Nightshade Radioplayhouse production of Rapunzel, then laugh along as Bill Noble grossly overestimates the length of the Credits music.

Want those kiddies to shut up? Social Butterfly Industries reveals its latest masterpiece, the only child-headpiece guaranteed to provide total silence while maintaining complete breathability. Featuring Porter Westling as the pitchman with additional voices by Napol Wills, Adrienne Losch, and Cynthia Wang, written and directed by David Seamans.

Popularity in a can! Just spray it on, and a possy of squirrels will follow you around and make all of your social problems a thing of the past. Featuring Adam Lee as Vince Offer with additional voices by Cynthia Wang, Steve Barash, and Brendan O'Connell, written and directed by David Seamans.

The insanity of the semester tends to catch up with us here at Mr|Tots come Fall Break, and this year it manifested in a series of increasingly dire News Updates written by Michael Gaffney, Blake Lee Clay-McBee, Cynthia Wang, Katie Gill, Adrienne Losch, and Noah Mease. Also, hear the evening introduced by Noah Mease and Adrienne Losch, and put to rest, one way or another, by Edwin Suh.

In this episode of "Quiet, Please", aliens from the moon visit Earth to have some murderous fun. Starring David Seamans, Porter Westling, Dave Malinsky, and Izzy Nuttall. Written by Wyllis Cooper and directed by Cynthia Wang.

A satellite from space, the most famous diamond in the world, and marital strife. Hear Adrienne Losch at her very tallest in this tale of a spurned woman in the Nuclear Age. David Seamans and Rachel Goodgal star as her two-timing husband and the town harlot, with Dave Malinsky, Adam Lee, Killian White, Porter Westling, Edwin Suh, Kim Ammons, and Bill Noble. Adapted especially for the Middlebury Radio Theatre of Thrills Suspense by Noah Mease from the screenplay by Mark Hanna.

The Nightshade Radioplayhouse returns with "The Tailypo," as told by David Seamans. Listen to the tale of an old man trying to survive the nightmare horrors of the solitary wild lands. With Charles Giardina, and Cynthia Wang at her most terrifying. Adapted and directed by Noah Mease.

The dramatic and iconic scenes portrayed in Bob Dylan's song "Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts" brought to you as a Radio Drama. Adrienne Losch, Claire Sibley, and Porter Westling give voice to those three iconic characters with Steve Barash as Big Jim and Dave Malinsky and Kim Ammons as supporting characters. Written and directed by Bill Noble.

Claire Sibley puts another crack in the glass ceiling with her introduction to this second episode of the season. Then Adrienne Losch and Cynthia Wang tag-team the credits. Stay tuned for a most thrilling and suspenseful show!

Blackadder, the most dastardly rogue in British history, returns! This time, Steve Barash in the title role must match wits, or lack thereof, with the sex-crazed Prince George (Charles Giardina), the strangely sickeningly-sweet Amy Hardwood (Izzy Nuttall) and of course the littlest lick-spittle of all, Baldrick (Bill Noble). Additional appearances by David Seamans, Claire Sibley and Anjan Biswas. Also featuring Kim Ammons as Mrs. Miggins and Edwin Suh as the Shadow!

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A satellite from space, the most famous diamond in the world, and marital strife. Hear Adrienne Losch at her very tallest in this tale of a spurned woman in the Nuclear Age. David Seamans and Rachel Goodgal star as her two-timing husband and the town harlot, with Dave Malinsky, Adam Lee, Killian White, Porter Westling, Edwin Suh, Kim Ammons, and Bill Noble. Adapted especially for the Middlebury Radio Theatre of Thrills Suspense by Noah Mease from the screenplay by Mark Hanna.

A satellite from space, the most famous diamond in the world, and marital strife. Hear Adrienne Losch at her very tallest in this tale of a spurned woman in the Nuclear Age. David Seamans and Rachel Goodgal star as her two-timing husband and the town harlot, with Dave Malinsky, Adam Lee, Killian White, Porter Westling, Edwin Suh, Kim Ammons, and Bill Noble. Adapted especially for the Middlebury Radio Theatre of Thrills Suspense by Noah Mease from the screenplay by Mark Hanna.

Mr|Tots season premiere featuring the newest installment of Hearts Minds: Origins of the Dead, an original serial, written and directed by Charles Giardina. Followed by Blackadder, adapted and directed by Dave Malinsky and Attack of the 50-Foot Woman, adapted and directed by Noah Mease. Also featuring an advertisement for Blubber Glide an advertisement by David Seamans. Intro performed by Noah Mease and credits by Izzy Nuttall and Charles Giardina.

A space ship from Earth on a routine mission of exploration and discovery makes first contact with an alien ship. The nail biting difficulties that ensure will bring you to the edge of your seat and hold you there until the crab nebula is well out if sight. Listen to Napol Wills, Katie Gill, and Anjan Biswas as they make their debut "first contact" with Mr|Tots. Directed by Bill Noble.

Go on adventure with Popeye in his days before spinach... when Popeye was sponsored by Wheatena! Popeye and friends go to the zoo but get more than they bargained for. Starring Dave Malinsky, in a triumphant return back to the states, as Popeye. Erin Prak as Olive, Dan Murphy as Wimpy and the Announcer, David Seamans as Matey, Izzy Nuttall as the man, Brendan O'Connell as the vendor and Adrienne Losch as the menagerie!

Partway through a performance, Marlow the Mind-Reader hears a terrible thought - of murder! Will Helen evade a terrible fate . . . ALIVE? Find out when you listen to The Thought, a manual-sound-effects-bonanza featuring Olivia French, Porter Westling, Noah Mease, and Dan Murphy. Directed by Sasha Rivera.

David Seamans stars as a Mister Stewart, a sinister businessman who lures innocent women into his sinister house. With Claire Sibley, Sasha Rivera, Adrienne Losch, and Bill Noble. Directed by Noah Mease.