Mouth Feels

Me and Jay Bee say things together into mics because we are lonely.

We've reached 100 episodes and Jay Bee is getting fired.  If you like the show, please rate and review us!  Thank you for listening to this silly show. 

Zak Nelson joins for I'm a Poet and I Know It, the show about poets who are cognizant of themselves.   

Dave forgot to go to Dennis' birthday party at Dave and Buster's. This is a Jay Bee episode and Rob had a cold. 

Cailey Nickerson joins for Chuck Your Privilege, the show about checking and then chucking our various privileges. Hosted by Chuck Privledge.  Cailey Nickerson will be in Nancy You starting 11/30 at Jet City Improv, and in the Bechdel Test also at Jet City starting 1/11.  You can also catch her on the IMPRV News 9 at 8 podcast, available wherever fine podcasts are found. 

Dennis goes to the psychiatrist and receives help with his issues. 

Jay Bee Hannah calls in to a dial-up hook-up service, perfect for when you're tryna fuck but also want the comfort that the redundancy of a landline will bring you in times of crisis. 

I was sick all week so I'm rerunning an old episode in which I tell you how I lost my virginity (I had sex with someone, is the main thing about how it happened). 

The wolf man calls Frankenstein's monster calls dracula calls the mummy calls the creature from the black lagoon calls the cryptkeeper. Because of an emergency. This installment of Mouth Feels is sponsored by Instant Pot and features Jay Bee Hannah.

The wait has been worth it. Jay Bee (@JayBeeHanna) and I return to act out Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones in a possibly abridged and a possibly embellished edition. We honestly have no idea.  All music by John Williams, duh.

Noun Fight is back, jerks, and this time we've got actor, comedian, and all around decent guy Nick Johnson on the show! Noun Fight is of course the show where people call in and say what two things they think should fight and then host Teddy Bridgewater (no, not that one) tells them how dumb they are.  You can catch Nick performing around LA, but internet citizens can check out his Instagram project @dailylifelife - Daily affirmations to help you live your live self best live life best self best. Dance.

Newcomer Kar Fedosh is on this week! Spiel Words About Spielberg is the number one radio show for all Spielberg fans, and on this installment Spielberg superfan Tommy Forester is joined by Dottie Jones, the woman who has played every non-human role in every Spielberg film...so far! If you're in Seattle check out Kar Fedosh at her student showcase at Jet City Improv on Nov. 12th. I can't tell you a more specific time because it is not yet known! Figure it out for yourselves!!

Sam Demboski guests for Giving up the Ghost, a show for anyone who is trying to get over a ghost hunting addiction.  Sam Demboski is a member of the experimental sketch group Fifty Percent Less Bear who you'll be able to catch later this month at Halloween Hell Harvest 2! You might also catch her doing improv around the Seattle area (really just Seattle proper I bet).  

I tell jokes over sinister music but who cares because at the end there's a sneak preview of my upcoming musical radio play series Shark Facts (it is about whales). I won't blame you if you just skip straight to the 10 minute mark. 

Jay Bee Hannah joins to play about 6 variations on the classic game of Fuck-Marry-Kill.

Teddy Harrison (James Katica) hosts another installment of Surrounded By Sounds, this time chronicling the 73 year career of one Quimbley Creekwater. Paul Simon even makes a surprise appearance!

Ashwin Rodrigues joins for Landline Twitter Hotline, perfect for anyone who wants to tweet but doesn't have access to a smartphone or computer. Just call up, say some stuff, and it will be posted.  Ashwin Rodrigues has written for Vice, McSweeney's and is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!

Andrew Marshall joins for Rep Ur Prep, the only show for youth survivalists. Find out how to keep it 100 in the apocalypse. 

It's a throwback Thursday, so check out a short radio musical I created back in 2012 about my anxieties related to dating and love in general (haha, how different I was!). 

Our long national nightmare is over. James Katica joins me to finish up my stay in podcast hell. The last stop is The Idiot Corner. How 'bout that stank, indeed. 

On "Beerjection, Your Honor!" the hosts just talk about passing the bar, brewing beer at home, and running marathons. So, obviously, it is a layer of podcast hell. Featuring my good friend Andrew. 

More and fresher hell still! Josh and Molly join as I come face to face with A Scary Home Companion hosted by Garrison Creeper. 

I'm still in podcast hell and this time Jay Bee is there too. He loves Kevin James. 

Ashwin Rodrigues joins me on my continued journey into Podcast Hell! Did you know they have an NPR down there too? Ashwin Rodrigues has written for Vice, McSweeney's and is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!  This show has a Facebook page and liking it is a good mating strategy.   

I'm still in podcast hell! This time I have to give medical advice I am in no way qualified to give! Is that a common podcast thing? I don't know, I don't listen to many. Sam Demboski is my tormenter this week. She does admirably! Sam Demboski is one half of Who Dat Cindy productions and some fraction of Fifty Percent Less Bear! This dumb show has a Facebook page now! It's not all that much like hell!

Happy 1 year anniversary of when I started doing this dumb thing! For my impudence I am being sent to podcast hell.  The first layer features Ezra Parter and Zak Nelson as two boring white guys who record their thoughts for some reason. Zak Nelson is Director of Development for SketchFest Seattle. He's in the sketch groups Drop the Root Beer and Run and Babyfin as well!  Ezra Parter plays anchor Bryant Willis (@anchorbryant) on IMPRV News 9 at 8, the improvised comedy news(pod)cast.  He can also be found doing improv in Yeah Okay. This show has a Facebook page ...from hell.  

Molly and Josh are on as a couple of time travel therapists helping people deal with the fallout of their time travels (which we all know are illegal) on Time Travelers Anonymous References: Huey Newton and the Loos This is basically Primer in podcast form.  This show has a Facebook page (in this space-time continuum anyway). Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Zak Nelson and Ezra Parter guest on Meet Your Meat with Jeremy Renner (no, not that one). Scientists have gifted animals with speech so that we might hear them out prior to their slaughter. What could go wrong?

Guys, sometimes you can't get it together enough to make a new episode of your hit podcast. So please accept an audio apology followed by a real crackin' past episode of Mouth Feels that I still really love and hasn't gotten very many downloads (so maybe you haven't even heard it yet). Jay Bee is on it! He's great! References: Wilson Phillips Gynecomastia This rehash has a Facebook page. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

Tim Goodings and Andy Price of The Talking Movies Pictures Movies Show join the show and get interviewed to see if they've got the requisite stuff to join the LORB.  References: You can find The Talking Movies Pictures Movies Show on iTunes or wherever you go to find podcasts these days you crazy kid. It's funny, you should listen to it! Especially the one episode where Rob Tunstall was on, whoever that is.  The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. I didn't see it, but I hear it was bad? The Fibonacci Sequence is an important number thing to learn about.  Check out our rough and ordinary Facebook page. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Me and Jay Bee had our air conditioners running like a couple o' hot boys for this big pile of nonsense. I won't apologize for it. The air conditioners part, I mean. Some contrition for everything else in here.  References: Kinsey Scale Violent Femmes Big Willy Style Cool off at our Facebook page. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

Kayla Teel joins as Taitor Chance investigates the doings and goings on in Haverbrook, Texas (or as some residents call it: P-Town).  References Kayla Teel is part of Getting Naked With Friends and they're having their LAST SHOW EVER GO SEE IT 7/21 AT THE POCKET THEATER!! Kayla tells me this is based on a podcast called S-Town. I listened to about 10 minutes of one. I think we did okay? Have you ever looked at a Facebook page, I mean really?  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Jay Bee (@JayBeeHanna) and I act out Star Wars Episode 1 The Phantom Menace from memory. Neither of us had seen the film since it was in theaters but I don't think you can tell really.  References All music by John Williams except "Stowin' Away to Planet Naboo" by Jay and the Boys, available on Capitol Records.  Take this Facebook page, use it. Like the show with all your hatred and your journey to the dark side will be about half done. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Listen in on some call logs from Un-Cult Yourself, a phone service for anyone trying to escape a cult.  Our guest this week is Ashwin Rodrigues, who has written for Vice, McSweeney's and is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!  References Tough out there for bees. Don't bother looking for that Playboy shoot, it's not real. This show has a Facebook page and that's as close to a cult as this show will ever get, that's my sacred promise to you, the listener.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Jay Bee made me play a quiz.  References: Kid Flash I'm at E3 and I don't have time/energy to do this properly.  This show has a Facebook page and it's a-testin' my limits if you know whatta mean. Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm  

Mike Drucker joins to play an updated version of LoveQuest, centered upon a certain break in the school year.  Mike Drucker is co-head writer for Bill Nye Saves the World! He also writes/has written for Adam Ruins Everything, The Tonight Show, SNL, Nintendo, and IGN. Find him on twitter @MikeDrucker and check out his podcast How to Be a Person. References: Blue Stinger actually got pretty good reviews.  This show has a Facebook page where you anti-whale screeds will not be deleted I promise.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Friend of the show Molly is back for Seeing Ghosts, the show for anyone dating an other-worldly and/or undead being.  References: Don Giovanni was a bad fictional dude and they made an opera where he gets dragged down to hell.  This show has a Facebook page where you can totally fuck a ghost I bet.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Andy Price joins for the first time and wins a new, somewhat used (and not by a virgin) mattress. He is as pleased as you might expect.  References: Andy co-hosts the very very funny Talking Movies Pictures Movies Show which you can find on iTunes and all the other places that it can be found. It's really good! You should listen to it! Hemophilia This show has a Facebook page and it has stains all over it, baby.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

You Can't Take It With Ya, the show for discussing what we think the afterlife might be like, is back with a special installment. Zak Nelson stars as medium Angelo Lansbury. Grandma says 'hi.' References: Zak Nelson is Director of Development for SketchFest Seattle. He's in the sketch groups Drop the Root Beer and Run and Babyfin as well! I've seen him do improv too, in Street Trash. I think everyone is aware of the Labradoodle at this point but just in case.  This show has a Facebook page but you already knew that.  Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Jay Bee Hanna is here and we do our usual nonsense. Listen in on one man's quest to figure out if people in this world have met Geoff or not. References: Brigadoon was referenced I guess but I assume incorrectly.  The pejorative form of gay. Feels very 90s! This gay show has a Facebook page! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm    

Non-denominational clergy person William Firestone is joined by Raz Terpa (Ezra Parter) of the Church of Jeda for Prayers Without Borders, the show for faiths of all creeds.  References: Ezra Parter plays anchor Bryant Willis (@anchorbryant) on IMPRV News 9 at 8, the improvised comedy news(pod)cast.  He is also a member of the sketch comedy group Getting Naked With Friends! You can also find him doing improv around town! Jedi Church This show has a Facebook page that binds all living things! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Ashwin Rodrigues is back for the conclusion of a series of minisodes peering into the workings of the "It's Probably A Startup" hotline. Remember, if you've got an idea, it's probably a startup! References: Ashwin Rodrigues has written for Vice, McSweeney's and he is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!  In a way the idea of Japan being the dream of a Nebraskan is a metaphor for the post-war realities of America's role in rebuilding Japan. I think.  This show has a Facebook page now and Facebook was a startup, I guess! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Ashwin Rodrigues is back for the second in a series of minisodes as we peer into the workings of the "It's Probably A Startup" hotline. Remember, if you've got an idea, it's probably a startup! References: Ashwin Rodrigues has written for Vice, McSweeney's and he is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!  This is kind of based on the Juicero thang.  This show has a Facebook page now and Facebook was a startup, I guess! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Fresh new guest Ashwin Rodrigues joins for a series of minisodes as we peer into the workings of the "It's Probably A Startup" hotline. Remember, if you've got an idea, it's probably a startup! References: Ashwin Rodrigues has written for Vice, McSweeney's and he is also on Twitter Dot Com @shwinyo!  Oregonians are allowed to date as far as I know.  This show has a Facebook page now and Facebook was a startup, I guess! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Mega Man answers phone calls from other Mans. But not Other Man. Who I guess would be a robot that shoots exoticism.  Yes, this is a Jay Bee episode. Follow him @JayBeeHanna on Twitter Dot Com.  References: Mega Man obvs, but the best one is Mega Man 2 IMO. The Mega Man music in this episode was composed, I believe, by Takashi Tateishi. Arrangements were done by me, but were based largely on arrangements by Trevor Kuprel and Dave Choe that I found online.  Oh and of course, Don't Worry Be Happy.  This side scrolling show has a Facebook page now! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Zak Nelson joins for Backing Up Expectations, a show about parking enforcement, obviously, what else would it be about?  References: Zak Nelson is Director of Development for SketchFest Seattle. He's in the sketch groups Drop the Root Beer and Run and Babyfin as well! I've seen him do improv too! Can't provide a link as evidence, but trust me, he's good at it. UPDATE: A LINK: HE IS IN Street Trash. James Cameron has taken the Deep Sea Challenge This double parked show has a Facebook page now! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Ezra Parter joins as the luddite construction worker Sammy Slopes, a combative guest on this week's installment of Part Time Luddites with Tone Bloke.  References: Ezra Parter plays anchor Bryant Willis (@anchorbryant) on IMPRV News 9 at 8, the improvised comedy news(pod)cast.  He is also a member of the sketch comedy group Getting Naked With Friends! You can also find him doing improv around town! Luddites! Married... with Children is not actually a good show and you shouldn't watch it, thanks.  This tech savvy show has a Facebook page now! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Perennial favorite Jay Bee Hanna joins for The Day Talker, the show for vampires who are staying up late. Which means early. Or, actually it means about noon or so? The point is, they shouldn't be awake when they are listening to this. And YOU won't be! Self burn! You can follow Jay Bee Hanna on twitter @jaybeehanna but he mostly just tweets the same picture of Josh Gad so I don't recommend it.  References: Feminism Your Cousin, Marvin This show, cursed with an insatiable thirst, has a Facebook page! Subscribe in various places, also. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

Seamus and Dougal give perhaps their greatest performance ever in the waiting room of this particular Nissan service center. References: James Katica can be seen performing in the Improvised Hip Hopera, an Unexpected Productions production! Cold-blooded is not a very technically accurate term.    This broadly sketched jig of a show has a Facebook page! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

James Katica drops by to get trapped in a formless void. More fun than it sounds!  References: James Katica can be seen performing in the Improvised Hip Hopera, an Unexpected Productions production! The Noid! He had a video game! The Little Caesars mascot is unnamed and without game! The Printing Press was not around yet 1800 years ago! Nailed it! Cannibalism, it happens.  This formless void of a show has a Facebook page now! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm

JayBee and I have started a new internet business where you can call in and hear someone describe an episode of the TV show MacGyver. It only costs five dollars! Listen to this recording of an early test run if you're not convinced.  References: Here is the complete online MacGyver Resource for you my friend.  All of the music this episode was the MacGyver theme by Randy Edelman (or arrangements thereof). Except for that thing at the end.  The Far Cry series of video games is "not bad!" I was trying to find a definitive "hey don't call them Siamese twins anymore" thing but I don't think it exists. But probably don't call them that. Unless they are from Siam. Which no longer exists. So it shouldn't come up.   This smart show has a Facebook page now! Like us like us please like us! Subscribe in various places. iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/mouth-feels/id395156293?mt=2 Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen#/ps/Iztksdvxxxxltao3b5nvfbavovm