Niche as Quiche

Hi guys, back with your regular podcast soon. If you have any employment tips, please hit me up samnicheasquiche@gmail.com    I love you and have missed you.

Milking chickens, time wanks, hobbled knees and lonely skanks AND Special news for Patreon Subscribers! PLEASE CHECK OUT…  theherkin.com or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  

Episode 67 Butchers should always be Cheeky, Doctors should always wear stethoscopes, And Chefs should be forced to aways wear those puffy hats. PLEASE CHECK OUT… https://theherkin.com/ or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

  It's Niche as Quiche ep 66, Guvna in the bum, Dad's in great mood, hope it helps. x   Niche as Quiche is brought to you by the Herkin, check it out at www.theherkin.com  or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons

Its Niche as Quiche ep 65, featuring Emma's dream interp, is Soul Origen a Human drug trafficking salad front, hermit crabs, shop putting and Tartufo. *apologies the first half of the podcast had a weird muffly filter somehow…if it's too annoying FFWD 30mins. And check out the…  www.theherkin.com  or email me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com or support my sandwiches… https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons  

Its Niche as Quiche ep 64 featuring The flight Centre Captain, Jacaranda Blossom Slime PLUS...four minutes of packaging tape noises!!! And check out the…  www.theherkin.com  https://www.patreon.com/c/samsimmons  

A boy named Chadrick, Spanish lady dolls, Guided meditation and That's Life! * I HAD TO DELETE THE SAD EP AND ANOTHER EARLIER VERSION OF THIS ONE DUE TO COPYRIGHT BS  ENJOY X Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

I'm back! short lil episode, big fat one coming. I love you, I need you x "He liked Pancakes, the thin ones, but not crepes"- Sam Simmons

Oyster sauce, Marty the disco queen, the angry lady at the Italian Bowl and the fear of having a banal flashback before you die.   Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink NEW TEATOWEL DESIGN FOR ALL SUBSCRIBERS COMING!!!

I really don't give a fucky, I very much enjoyed the romantic comedy “Find Me Falling” starring Harry Connick Junior on Netflix. Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

I chose to identify as a person with hair, made a little beef man, Richard Clayderman and the Tubulidentata.     Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Its crumpet and flannel weather, and here we have it, I think my fave episode yet, from strength to strength my friends...I luv ooo Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Email me! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   Here are the lyrics for my alternative reggae-inspired intro. I had a mental breakdown at the start of the pandemic I was hospitalised and realised my mind was problematic now I haven't drunk the alcohol in _____ days though I feel kinda better yet I still get sad Hooray got a 7-year-old daughter that I want to not fuck up I used to be kind of famous but my ego mucked it up  here I air my dirty laundry share my deepest darkest secrets here I have my recipe for, Sam Simmons niche as quichness.   Patreon: https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

Remember I love you!!!!! don't be a snow-fake. https://youtu.be/EwTZ2xpQwpA?si=uSog2mR-X2Ni2Ym0  

Magnetic friend Sox, rhythm and melody. I love being back, I hope you're enjoying the poddy I'm loving making it again, I've realised my midlife crisis is my friend. say hello samniceasquiche@gmail.com listen to Danny Brown and Kendrick  https://open.spotify.com/track/5VRVvhMA1szwwiv7Z7Jfrk?si=c02f9b2b69044520  

Hi guys I'm back! after what I think is a full-blown midlife crisis, here we are! I hope you enjoy it, I loved making it and I can't wait to speak to you again next week. x

Hi guys, after a long hiatus of self-reflection, i'll be back with your usual poddy next week. luv u x

Hello everyone, thank you for all the kind messages I hope you are well I love you lots, hopefully, I'll see you at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival next week, if not I'll chase you in your dreams. All my love, Samb (with a silent B like lamb) message me.  samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  

OVER IT EP 51.3 Short podcast this week! apologies people, it's been a shitty one. I love you! I'll speak to you in detail next week!  In the meantime, listen to me seethe for 23 minutes x

ARMPITS & Head holes it's episode 51 Hello my little Voulevants I hope you've had a wonderful week. I've been lost in the world of concerts and sausages, sausages and concerts! at least I had time to stop for a flan pâtissier. I love you all and I appreciate everything that you do! please keep sending me messages it was a joy to respond this week, and to Sarah and her sister from Sweden I finally listened and responded. Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Benjamin Johnson it's episode 50 It's definitely taken me well over a year to get to episode 50!!!! 50 & nifty! I've had an incredibly busy week! you know what to do! let's just get into it.  I'm naming this episode #50 after my favourite weird emailer…Benjamin Johnson PEOPLE !!!!! Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

BEE BEE THE FIJIAN it's episode 49!!! I've been up to my knees in vegan mayonnaise and now I'm making vegan miso BBQ carrots (fuck) to recreate a sausage and bread experience beyond the world of fake vegan sausages. I'm in Adelaide! I'm at the Fringe Festival I'm working my tits off! If I was a milking cow my udders would be all saggy and powdery dry. Please send me a voice message!!! please please anything you want to talk about a question about life! a question about yourself! a question about me! a question about existence! can you hand this guy an aural feeling? It's easy just record a voice message Into your phone and send it to me like a text to me samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   PLEASE!!!!!!!! SEND me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com You can support me financially if you can spare it, YOU CAN DREAM IT. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

oijhbnyubg it's episode 48 I met a little tiny Mexican man named Gabriel who came to my show in Orange all the way from the Gold Coast! I was so taken aback I gifted him a miniature action figurine of a tiny little boomer called little Wayne. if that doesn't interest you you can stop reading right now.   Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

AM I STRANGE? it's episode 47! (love to Bevan) Indigenous odysseys, bus travel, hummus and carrots and am I a very very petty man? Thanks to everybody who turned up in Wyong we had a lovely night. Also thank you so much for all the messages!! please please keep them coming!!! Send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   Times REALLY are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

CAT SCRATH FEVER! it's episode 46! Panacotta, sausage logistics, toxoplasmosis and the bowels of Satan. Warning, this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming soooooonsies. AND an exclusive Niche as Quiche Tea Towel. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

Cheese and Rice! it's episode 45! Kitty sitting, Derryl's Anglo Indian. Being served by robots and waffling on… this content is as Niche as Quiche. So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough, I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit coming SOOOOOOOON. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

This podcast has been split into two bits, PRE- Christmas and POST Christmas, both in one podcast! Will it end in tears? will it end in beers? It's queers for years on the Niche As Quiche Christmas podcast. Love you. Please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Support me on Patreon, only if you can though, And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024 https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

It's episode 43. Can traffic lights induce Depression? lots of live touring news PLUS, I did a thingy!!!! I also love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon, only if you can though,And if you do, you'll receive exclusive access to my brand new 5-minute daily podcast about feeling good about things called Every Good Boy Deserves Fruit beginning January 1, 2024 https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

It's episode 42. Fat driving, Pig language and Henri Lecont. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

It's episode 41. its looooooose. Including some confronting news news. I love getting voice messages! So please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

It's episode 40. Snuffing ducks, shit sausage rolls, grope mazes and necrosis. C'mon lets get into it! And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Times are rough n tumble, if you have some spare dough,  I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

It's episode 39!! Brought to you by dehydration and gastroenteritis. Also a near racist moment with a Tesla driver, the real meaning behind the nursery rhyme Rubber dub dub, and staring down the barrel of Centrelink. And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

This is episode 38 "I'm really good at sweet potatoes now" Salad days, Botulism and people who smile with their mouths but not with their eyes! Do you know what I mean? And please please please send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com times are tough, if you do have some spare dough I'd love it if you could support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons

This is episode 37! Cover letters. I have agreed to emcee a wedding for people I do not know. I've also decided to go to court to contest a parking fine. I don't like the movie Spy Kids. PS I really need a jobby. DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

DEAD LEG!!! DEAD LEG!!! Last week I was eating a katsu curry too fast, when I accidentally bit down on a cheap chopstick and then involuntarily coughed, causing me to inadvertently swallow a chopstick splinter, which got infected and I lost my voice for a few days. PLUS the amazing story of Alice Anderson   DO YOU Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's only episode bloody 35! JAPLAN TOOOOOO Thank you for letting me have a podcast holiday guys! I had a terrific. This week I'll be discussing grubby Australians drinking hot breakfast shiraz at the airport. We ponder the question, would you throw yourself in front of a bus for a stranger? Vegan options and Margaret Urlich Want an exclusive niche as quiche tea towel? You can get one if you support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a voice message or dream interpretation to samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's episode 34; Things didn't go to Japlan. Live from under the shittiest air conditioner in nearly 40-degree heat, deep in the heart of beautiful downtown Kyoto, it's Niche as Quiche on TOUR. and PLEASE send me a dream interpretation or random question by recording a voice message on your phone and emailing it to me at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com also Including the third episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I LOVE doing this podcast and thank you for supporting it if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand, money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and PLEASE send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's episode 33 a poo and a wee Including the second episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person. I Totally love love love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's episode bloody 32 lint lint lint and more lint Including the debut episode of my BBC Radio 4 series Not a People Person.  I love doing this podcast and thank you for supporting if you are on Patreon! if you're not, I understand money is tight, if you can spare it, why not score yourself a NICHE AS QUICHE tea towel!! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's episode 31! right in the BUM. Some terrific inner thoughts into the duality of man! Plus paella on a Cruskit? No way Jose! As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Some hardcore Greek love, the hot vomit express and a deep dive into villainy inspired by the tennis. Also apologies here for the sound output, I forgot to put a level filter on. Back to normal next week! love you. As always you can support me on Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/samsimmons and send me a message directly at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

It's episode 29; CUP NOODLES (cup o soup, another day) JOY waning, ANGER rising. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast, OR if you would like me to interpret a DREAM, or just ask me anything you desire at… samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, you can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 28; BASTARDS! LIKEEE  I'm back, healthy and shelfy. And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link  

I am a man with a fork in a world of full of soup. It's episode 27; THE CASTRATI !!!!!  And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

The man with a fork in a world of soup is back! It's episode 26, babies! with a deep dive into the cult-like social experiment of New Australia 1893 Paraguay!! that's all I have to say. And please yes please, You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

This is the loosest episode I have recorded yet, which is saying something. I think my anti-biotics have given me minor brain damage. Weird week. Deep dive is Folie à deux, which ended up hurting my head hole. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

This episode contains phlegm, tiger prawns, phlegm, Lebanese lentils, phlegm and various mixed birds. You can support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And please send me a message, preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast and ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com

Cannibals. Couch clowns, goat sex,  and how awful a giant PAELLA is. Support me on Patreon if you're a little sweetheart. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link and please send me a message preferably a voice message I can play on the podcast ask me anything you desire at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  

I tried the Fijian drug called Kava and even though it said you won't get a hangover on the packet, I think I got a hangover. Also, the ramblings of a ramblin man. Please why don't you support me on Patreon it really makes a difference…to me. https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link And I'd love you to send me a voice message at samnicheasquiche@gmail.com Go on! talk to me.

Post easter, post 4am swim, I bring you loose thoughts on gender dysphoria in the cave person community. PLUS a deep dive into Ancient Roman Sex fiends. Send me an email!!! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com   Support me on Patreon! https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link   I care about you.

This is the podcast you have been searching for. I think my fave episode yet. Always best to record in a good mood, my friends. Lots of rage and fury PLUS an excerpt from my live show "About the Weather" and a deep dive into something ultimately disappointing. What more could you ask for! PLEASE support me on Patreon https://patreon.com/samsimmons?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=join_link send me an email!!!! samnicheasquiche@gmail.com  I want to know your secrets.