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An opinion podcast about writing, the writing community, and how to not be an a*****e author hosted by author and publisher, Crystal L. Kirkham. All views expressed in this podcast are entirely my own, devised with the knowledge and research available to me at the time of recording. They do not represent the opinions of any other entity with which I have been, am now, or will be affiliated. However, I am human and subject to error. Gentle correction is always appreciated. If you enjoyed this podcast, consider donating on Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/crystallkirkham

Crystal L. Kirkham


    • Feb 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
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    All the Adoring Fans

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2023 11:41


    Here we go with the continuation of our interrupted season 2! If you listened to the last episode, you now know WHO your readers are, but where are they? How do you find them? If you're lucky, you may already have fans of your work. If you're not lucky, you need to figure out where they are and convince them to read your work. Definitely not the easiest task! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    A Return From Burnout

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2023 4:32


    Season two didn't end, it just disappeared. This little bonus episode is here to let you know what happened, why it happened, and where we're going from here. Man, I missed this. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Target Acquired: Identifying Your Readers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 11:27


    If you want to be able to find your audience, you need to know who that ideal reader is—and it ain't yo' mama... or maybe it is. Seriously though, this is where some of the shit I've talked about last season really comes into play. You need to know who your reader is so you market your book to them. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Selling Doesn't Make You a Sell-out

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 17, 2022 12:05


    You have achieved the goal. Your novel is signed, you are going to make money, but there are changes that need to be made to your story. This is the inevitability of traditional publishing. This doesn't make you a sell-out. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Unpaid Anthologies: A Scam or a Foot in the Door?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 15:38


    "It's good exposure!" There is a phrase that every artist has heard at least once in seriousness. When it comes to writing, there are a lot of unpaid anthologies. Some are legitimately a foot in the door and others aren't. You need to know the difference and understand both sides of this coin. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Free is Great, But Is It Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 13:28


    Free stories on a blog or website can be awesome. Everyone likes something for free and you're putting your work out there, but are you doing yourself and your stories a disservice? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Meet Me Outside: Calling People Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 10:39


    You see that post that makes you wonder if someone is intentionally being an ass or if you might be misreading things—what do you do? This can be a hard line to toe and the wrong response might do your career as a writer a lot of damage. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    When the Mask Comes Off

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 13:43


    What to do and how to deal with those in the writing community that turn out to be bigots, predators, or otherwise loathsome people. And what do you do if this person is someone you used to admire? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Dealing with Bitter Bastards

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 10:14


    You made a sale! You signed a contract! Things are going well! Most people are really damned happy for you—keyword is most. There will be some bitter bastards always trying to drag you down. Don't let them. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Did I Ask For Your Opinion?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 12:20


    Unsolicited advice is one of those things that will always happen. People have opinions and far too many of them like to wave those opinions around for others to see. Don't be that person. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Professionalism Part Deux

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 14:42


    So, you got a bad review, a critique that hurt, sales are slagging or another rejection came back. It happens, but being publicly negative doesn't help your case. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Rejection: It's Not You, It's Me

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 15:31


    Every author trying to go the route of traditional publishing will face rejection. It's crushing, but it isn't the end of your writing career unless you let it be. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    I Object! Where's the Objectivity?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 18:29


    It's all subjective, even when someone tries to be critical and objective about things. This is an art, not a science. Dealing with shit is easier when you remember that fact. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Dealing with Bad Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 14:33


    ***Sorry about the technical issues on this episode guys. My computer was fighting and freezing the entire recording!** There is no doubt that some people really do not know how to leave a review without being unreasonable or mean. As an author, it's going to happen and you need to be able to handle it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    The Art of Leaving Reviews

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 23:19


    Leaving a review, especially for a book that wasn't that great, isn't easy to do. Some reviewers don't seem to care about balance, but the art of a good review—even of a bad book—is balance. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Critique Group Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 12:51


    Critique groups have their place, but there are some horror stories out there. Cliquey, bad advice, and other writing group drama will happen. So, is it worth your time? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Give It and Get It: Construcive Criticism

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 16:42


    Giving and receiving constructive criticism is a careful balancing act—one that a lot of people struggle with. So, let's talk about the tightrope walk we take both when receiving and giving criticism. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    New Year, New Rants

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 8:03


    Welcome to a whole new year of Not Safe For Words! We're going to give a bit deeper into dealing with others as a writer—including the ones you'd like to see fall off the face of the planet. From readers to reviewers to other authors. We'll cover as much as we can in the next twenty-two episodes. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Hindsight is 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 12:48


    Looking back on the first year of Not Safe For Words. I'm glad to have shared this journey with you. Here are a few of the lessons we learned, a few more words of advice, and a challenge (homework if you will) as we move forward toward a new year. I hope you join me for season two starting January 19, 2022. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    It's Not A Marathon or a Race: It's Trek

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 11:41


    How often has someone said, "It's a marathon, not a race" when talking about the long haul to becoming a published author? If you haven't heard that before, consider yourself lucky. There's only one problem with this phrase: it's not a marathon. In a marathon, the first one across the line wins. Publishing isn't a competition though. It's a journey—a trek through the wilderness—and we are all in it together. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Writer's Block or Burnout: Know the Difference

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 20:29


    Writer's block. It's a phrase that is thrown around a lot, but did you know that there is something called writer's burnout too? Let's talk about what these two things are, how to tell the difference, and what you can do for getting through both. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Getting It Done: That Far Away Finish Line

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 20:42


    How often do you hear others complaining about not being able to finish? Have you complained about this too? We've all been there, but getting it finished is one of the first steps to getting it published. Okay, but how the hell do we do that if inspiration or motivation might be lacking? Or if we are staring down the barrel of writer's block or burnout? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Fast Drafting: Permission to Suck

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 15:10


    With all the advice to be found—my own included—you need to decide what works for you and what doesn't. Fast drafting is a tool that not everyone knows or understands. Including the one thing that makes fast drafting work better for some than others. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    NaNoWriMo: It's Not For Everyone

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 16:23


    National Novel Writing Month. It's not for everyone and it may not be what you think it is. I've been doing this since 2008 and here are a few truths about NaNoWriMo to help you decide if you want to take part. NaNoWriMo.org --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Plotting It All Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 15:47


    Outlining. There are a million different ways to do this. Some people hate planning it all out, but there are times when it is necessary. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Writing By the Seat of Your Pants

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 13:09


    Pantsing is a term used to describe a style of writing where there is no outline, no real plan. You discover the story as you go, but can this work for you? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Try It, Don't Buy It

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 12:22


    Experimentation can help you grow as a writer. Trying your hand at new genres and styles can teach you things and enrich your writing. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Long Story Short

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 10:17


    Microfiction, flash fiction, drabbles, short stories, novelettes, novellas and novels. Some of these are overlapping terms, but they are all different things and you need to know the difference. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    KISS Your Manuscript Formatting

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 4:01


    Formatting a manuscript isn't rocket science. Best advice you can follow is the KISS principle. Keep it simple. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    A Thousand Paths

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 11:59


    The journey to becoming a published author isn't going to be quick and easy. It's also going to look different for everyone. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Comparison Titles: A Necessary Evil

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2021 13:29


    Be original, but tell us what books your story will remind us of. I know it seems confusing, but here's why agents and publishers ask for them, how to find them, and what it might mean for your book. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Genre-ly Confused

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2021 15:19


    You've got to know your genres to get your book into the right hands—whether reader, agent, or publisher. If you don't nail this part, there is a good chance things aren't going to go so smoothly. And with so many genres and sub-genres to keep track of, sometimes this is a monumental task. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    The Query Conundrum

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2021 14:33


    You've got your manuscript, you bled for your synopsis... now you must query the publishers and/or agent if you're aiming for more traditional publishing. This all means, you're also likely to get a lot of rejections. Resources mentioned: https://www.manuscriptwishlist.com/ and https://querytracker.net/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Synopsis? Oh, no!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2021 10:20


    The dreaded synopsis is something that nearly every author out there moans and groans about. I can't promise you'll ever like writing them, but here's some advice on how to get the right. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Pitching it on Twitter

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2021 12:53


    Twitter pitch events can be an exciting whirlwind. Here's what they are, how they work, and how to not waste your time if you decide to participate. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Is it Ready?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 10:17


    You've been working on that manuscript forever—or it seems that way—but how do you know it's ready to be submitted to a publisher? Well, that is the hard question and, hopefully, I can help you find some answers. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Alpha, Beta, CP, ARC: Your Early Readers

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2021 13:13


    Who are these people? How do you find them? And why you should use them? Book recommendation: Early Readers Catch the Worms by Carol Beth Anderson https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/56304569-early-readers-catch-the-worms On a totally unrelated note, happy 42nd Anniversary to my parents. I love you and thank you for believing in me. xoxoxo --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Reasonable Expectations

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2021 11:05


    You're probably not going to be an international best-selling author—and you need to be okay with that. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Publishing Process in a Nutshell

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2021 12:33


    From the final draft to the bookstore shelves, it's time we lay out what to expect from the publishing process. There's a whole lot of hurry up and wait going on. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Pen Name Problems

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2021 11:51


    There are good reasons to use a pen name. There are even good reasons to write under an assumed gender. There are also a few things you should never do—and I don't say never lightly. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Pay to Play

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2021 6:45


    When you're submitting work for genre publishers, you should never be asked to pay for anything to do with submitting—no matter how innocently it is stated. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Author Branded

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2021 12:23


    People talk about building your "author brand", but what the hell does that even mean? What is an author brand? --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Gatekeeping

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2021 2:26


    There's only one way to grow and build a community... and it doesn't start with keeping people out. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Your Intro to Bonus Episodes

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2021 1:38


    One of the things about this podcast is that you are going to find the occasional bonus episode peppered among the regularly scheduled programming. These short little episodes will answer your questions or respond to current issues in the writing community. If you want me to do a hot-take bonus episode about anything, let me know! Ideally, drop me a line on Twitter. I am @canuckclick --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Putting the Pro in Professional

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2021 12:19


    Being an author, or even an aspiring author, means having to be professional, but it seems a few people out there missed the memo. Here are a few quick tips on why it's important and how to do it. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Not Safe For Words - Your NSFW Writers Podcast

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2021 7:01


    Welcome to Not Safe For Words. In this first season, we are taking a more general approach to understand publishing, the writing community, and how not to be an asshole author. But today, we're talking about me and how this podcast came to be. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Hey! Buy My Book!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2021 2:30


    Being an author is hard. Being a professional author or aspiring author on social media can be so much harder. Especially when you don't know all the rules. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

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    Dear Twitter Friend

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 2:45


    This is just a tiny example of what sort of things you can expect to hear about in this podcast along with actual advice on what it takes to be an author. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Why should you even listen to me?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2021 2:37


    Here's a rundown of what you can expect from me, why you should even listen to me and this podcast. Not to mention, why you should damn well listen. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

    Expect the Unexpected - Bonus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 2:51


    Happy solstice friends. I wasn't planning to record this—it just happened. Consider it your Christmas bonus. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/not-safe-for-words/message

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