Perpetually Petty

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 31 of Perpetually Petty as they review Uncle Bobby and Uncle Keith's Verzuz, celebrate the rise and success of Tabitha Brown (because that's our business), debate the inappropriateness of proposing at someone else's wedding, and sip Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 30 of Perpetually Petty as they celebrate a major win for NCAA athletes, debate whether or not you should support friends when they're on some f*ck sh*t, and discuss unrealistic expectations for relationships. Stay tuned for the #PettyPunch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 29 of Perpetually Petty as they sip Petty Punch, celebrate Black women taking over the Olympics by air, land, and sea, debate the rules of cultural appropriation, and define the boundaries of situationships. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 28 of Perpetually Petty as they analyze the lyrics to Cater 2 U, debate about the ideal vacation, discuss what it means to attend the "best schools", and kiki about the return policy on gifts to and from an ex. Stay tuned for the "Premeditated" Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 27 of Perpetually Petty as they celebrate National Best Friends Day, discuss the questionable casting of Tiffany Haddish as Flo Jo, the GOAT status of Simone Biles, saying no to invites and second rate love. Stay tuned for the petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 26 of Perpetually Petty as they celebrate Jodeci's 30 year anniversary of Diary of a Mad Band, Bigen vs Bonnets, the Caucasity of courtside Karens and Kevins, and other petty shenanigans. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 25 of Perpetually Petty as they chop it up about the Verzuz rematch between Swizz Beats and Timbaland, the hazards of AirBNB, why Queen E is no longer going to Texas, why "money talks" and other petty shenanigans. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 24 of Perpetually Petty as they discuss the downfall of T.I. & Tiny, whether or not spankings are acceptable, the benefits and challenges of building an empire with a significant other, and other petty shenanigans. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 23 of Perpetually Petty as they crown the winner of the SWV/Xscape Verzuz battle, discuss why Tokyo is trash, and why we won't date dudes who are ugly on the eyes. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 22 of Perpetually Petty as they review Without Remorse, get hype for the next Verzuz battle, and discuss ending relationships that no longer serve you. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Come join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 21 of Perpetually Petty as they discuss singers who are past their prime, why the Oscars are trash, how Dr. Rosario demands "putting respect on her name", and being a ride or die doesn't always get the results you want. Stay tuned for a sip of Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY #BePettyonPurpose

Come join the Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 20 of Perpetually Petty as they mourn the loss of Black Rob and Shock G, discuss the difference between accountability and justice, decide the winner in the battle of vasectomies vs tubal ligations, and continue to celebrate Black Women's History Month. Stay tuned for the Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY! #BePettyonPurpose

Come join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 19 of Perpetually Petty as they mourn the loss of Dark Man X and One of Baldwin Hill's stars, discuss the mastermind of a Trap Queen, and normalizing luxury and ring tings. Stay tuned for the Petty Punch. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY! #BePettyonPurpose

In Episode 18 of Perpetually Petty, your favorite Petty Peeps give a thorough review of the legendary Verzuz battle between Earth, Wind & Fire and The Isley Brothers, the unrealistic expectations for Black people to be everyone's Savior, the concept of Friendship Dates, and other petty moments from the week. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY! #BePettyOnPurpose

Come join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 17 of Perpetually Petty as they unpack the rise and fall of Saweetie and Quavo's seemingly idyllic relationship and they share petty perspectives on this week's shenanigans. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY! #BePettyonPurpose

Come join the Petty Party as Petty P and Queen E discuss the potential capitalism of celebrity activism, Black Women Making History, Stupid Criminals, and Relationship gurus who ruin relationships. We don't think you're ready for this PETTY! #BePettyonPurpose

Come join the Petty Party as Petty P and Queen E chop it up about the Blacklist of the Grammy awards, British hoes, Veto power in relationships, disparities in NCAA basketball, and why Stacey Dash is still trash. #BePettyonPurpose

Join Petty P and Queen E as they discuss the burdens that Black women bear, the art of Co-parenting, All Star Weekend Shenanigans, and sip on Petty Punch ✊

Join Petty P and Queen E as they discuss Black Women who are taking over the business world, the influx of "break babies", the trashy educational system, and the petty shenanigans of the week. ✊

Come join the Petty Party for Episode 12 of Perpetually Petty as Queen E and Petty P discuss the BBL craze, the sacrifice of love, and dope accomplishments by Black people ✊

Come join the Petty Party for Episode 11 as Petty P and Queen E discuss the questionable upcoming Verzuz battle, why Black people are tired of sugarcoating racism for the oppressors, and the ever present Valentine's Day dilemma ✊

In Episode 10, Petty P and Queen E share their petty opinions on why KeKewocka needs to shut the hell up, the importance of getting along with your boo's friends, and more dope accomplishments by Black people ✊

Come join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 9 as they discuss why James Harden is trash, the tainting of Black Fathers' affection, and the caucasity of Kourtside Karen! #BePettyonPurpose

Episode 8 has all the petty you need. Come join Petty P and Queen E as they discuss petty Preferences, Sunday apologies, the endless Colorism conversation, and all the shenanigans of the week. #BePettyonPurpose

Come join the Petty Party for Episode 7 as Petty P and Queen E discuss Maryland's attack on censorship, hyperambition in the Black community, love after losing a soulmate, and all things petty. #BePettyOnPurpose

Episode 6 is packed full of petty antics as Petty P and Queen E discuss Idiot Insurrection, Lori Harvey's goat status, and Stacey Abrams, The Real MVP.

Come join the Petty Party for Episode 5 as Petty P and Queen E discuss some of their favorite albums, commitment contracts, cancelled coons and other pettiness. #StayPetty

2020 was a PETTY heaux but we learned some valuable lessons. Come party with Petty P and Queen E as we prepare for 2021 and sip #PettyPunch!

Join Petty P and Queen E for Episode 3 as we discuss Petty Prenups and Superpowers and everything in between. Don't miss the #PettyParty.

Episode 2 brings even more petty to the party as Petty P and Queen E review Monique Samuels' Binder of Receipts that spills hot tea about the Pastor in These Streets. The dynamic duo will also discuss the latest updates in culture, music, entertainment, and everything in between.

Today Was NOT A Good Day for Nate Nate, Ice Cube, GHerbo, or Reginae. Grab your drink from the Juice Jar Bar and come join the Petty Party as Petty P and Queen E sip tea and kiki! Nobody is safe!