In this weekly podcast, married social media duo Jesse and Carissa have ridiculous conversations with friends and family. Get an exclusive look behind the curtain as they laugh about their lives, dig into their relationships, and try to make sense of the world around them.***New episodes every Sunday*** Follow us here for more content: https://linktr.ee/jessejosephic
We return for a special holiday episode! Sherry and Carissa talk about getting the "baby-betes". Jesse and Sherry refuse to fluff nutters. Big life updates coming from Jordan. Jordan and Jesse get dad hats. Sherry accidentally reads smut. Jordan comes up with an innovative magnet idea and explains NFTs. Jesse wants a doggy high chair and talks about his current music obsessions. This episode is sponsored by BlerpyBits.
We have video! Everyone talks about an appropriate amount of time to text someone back. Jesse misses a crucial text message. Sherry reveals her distaste for donuts. Jordan vaguely recalls "exactly" the last time he was at Red Lobster. Jordan gets stuck and Sherry gets meat. Jordan watches the Notebook for the first time. Jesse accidentally markets alcohol to minors.
Everyone talks about how they eat more than everyone else. Carissa slams a whole pizza. Jesse loses a $100,000.00 bet. Jordan argues how night showering is superior. Jesse explains his Italian juices. Sherry pushes the boundaries to get Jordan to be as uncomfortable as possible. We introduce a new segment called "Carissa's Stupid Questions". Jordan talks about spicing things up at the pizza joint. And explains how his old co-worker was way too invested in their lives and their van. Jordan has a new catchphrase and a big announcement.
Kailee gets covid and Josh somehow dodges it. Jesse wants to eradicate all illnesses. Josh is living the large life. Josh only wants to twerk on TikTok. Kailee's mom tries to stop her from getting a tattoo by planning a birthday party. Jesse imagines a place where you can get a tattoo and haircut at the same time. Josh wants tattoos that could harm the elderly. Everyone talks about sibling scuffles. Jesse was terrified of blanket parties. Jesse basically tortured his siblings. Josh loves the name 'Dippy Butter'. Kailee wants only male Wiggles.
Everyone talks about some of the worst gifts they've given each other. Jesse insists on wearing a ridiculous garment out in public. Sherry gets a very odd book request at work. Jordan is outed as a gouge-er. Jesse has an awkward interaction with the neighbor over cheesy bread and also confronts another neighbor about dog poo-pooing. This episode is sponsored by Rare Air.
Jesse regrettably has no Pokemon cards but plenty of beanie babies. Sherry fondly recalls her outings to beanie baby conventions. Jordan used to collect Star Wars soda cans and stuff them in a drawer. Jesse wants to jar air. Sherry is a gauge- er and Jordan does NOT approve. Sherry should start an only fans for grandmas and make soup. Jordan claims a "genius" idea. Jordan ascribes himself as the favorite child. Jesse is obsessed with mobile homes. Everyone contemplates starting a trailer park together. Jesse unknowingly insults his Twitter followers. This episode is sponsored by Heifer Horganics.
Jordan can't stand sleeping with pant or sock. Jordan gets confused about the massage dress code. Sherry gets meat scammed. Jordan has no gallbladdie and takes Jesse to doctor appointments. Carissa doesn't like pizza and we're tired of it. Jesse likes to watch old tv shows. Jordan and Carissa have problems talking to customer service.
Jesse gets two haircuts. Carissa wanted a pie and Jesse failed to deliver. Josh and Jesse hate fall and want to eat trees. Josh describes his love for gambling. Carissa is excited about cookies and Jesse buys her a blanket hoodie against her will. Everyone brings on the good vibes with things they love including cheeseburger pizza. Josh understands numbers and letters. Jesse asks a 'would you rather' about sexy sh*tting ghosts.
Jordan hates when people say his name wrong. Jesse talks about the family feud over his name. Gordan and Shelly talk about their lifelong quest to harmonize one particular song. Everyone talks about why they love Brittany. And why they hate her. Jesse wants to grind up burgers and drink them. Sherry refuses to adopt the elderly. Gordan gives his update on the grape diet. Carissa thinks everything is a fart. Jesse and Jordan say you can put whatever you want in the toilet. Jesse now has a gambling addiction and got Josh addicted as well. Jordan reads the ad for Behave with Dave.
Josh turned 21. Jesse thinks it's easy to get in incredible shape. Josh eats things because TikTok told him to. Kailee talks about why she was mad at Jesse when she met him. Kailee loves the seasons but Josh and Jesse hate cold. Josh and Kailee talk about their tanning experiences. Jesse thinks it's easy to get rich and famous. Josh talks about how dumb it is to play the lottery. Jesse thinks it's easy to switch careers and he didn't know NBA players were tall.
Jesse and Jordan are great at swallowing pills. Jordan is eating nothing but grapes. Andy looks like Brandon Urie from Panic at the Disco and wants to ice skate with Jesse. We figure out what soup everyone is. Jordan talks about his movie idea. Jesse talks about the biggest risk he took for an audition. Baby talk pet peeves and babies drinking tums. Bath Wow ad read.
Jesse thinks there is a repeatable process to make it into the NBA. Golden Josh talks about recently running into JuJu Smith-Schuster and David Dobrik. Josh is no longer TikTok famous. Jesse's trying to do hot pilates with Josh. Everyone talks about going to movies and restaurants alone. Josh talks about his McDonald's childhood rituals. Everyone talks for a very long time about Santa Claus being creepy. Josh is worried that dead relatives watch him while he bonks. Jesse talks about his first drink when he turned 21. @JoshCling @JesseJosephic
Golden Josh joins us with Jordan and Sherry. Jordan and Sherry talk about wrestling each other. Deep Josh has tiny feet. Jesse gets yelled at by 12-year-olds in Call of Duty. Sherry talks about World of Warcraft and hot Beef-a-Roni. Josh picks up his beef with Jordan and Sherry. Jesse keeps getting in trouble by messaging people on the internet and doing weird things in the neighborhood. Jordan reads the ad for Spay-Cation. Jordan and Sherry fart on each other and Jordan tells us about events that permanently changed him. Jesse confesses his mistakes @JesseJosephic on Insta
Golden Josh met Jordan and Sherry and he talks trash on them. Jesse doesn't know what to expect from a Cathy. Jesse hit Carissa in the face with a dumbbell. Everyone argues over whether or not ghosts are real. Jesse dreamed he was in the Hunger Games. Josh thinks dreams are other dimensions and pees his pants. Josh stared at Jesse while he slept. Josh pitches his genius movie idea. Carissa and Josh think Jesse should be a bed reviewer. How we can Elect Abe Lincoln this year. @JesseJosephic @JoshCling
Moms listen to our podcast. Carissa wants to live in Tube City and has innovative bus ideas. The Queen of England knows nothing about sheets. Update on our package thief. Jesse discovers where his bee phobia comes from. Carissa wanted to peep on our neighbors. follow along @JesseJosephic
Deep Josh drinks alone and Carissa tops her booch off. Jesse is upset over Deep Josh not riding scooters with him. Jordan has beef with Kailee. Everyone talks about why bidets are the best. Jesse's life-changing 911 experience. Deep Josh wipes peanut butter on his head. Lots of butt talk as usual. Sponsor read for Hot Hole Bye Bye. Jesse keeps warning people about bees and no one cares. All 90's movies shat on parents and glorified grandparents.
Kailee likes gross drinks. Everyone talks about various cuisines across the world. Jesse is obsessed with crime. Kailee will only watch murder in documentary form. Jesse and Josh dish on their favorite scary movies. Kailee tells us how she almost died. Jesse talks about the Krispy Kreme incident. Kailee has brown teeth. Everyone talks about scams and hackers. Blippi.
Jordan doesn't understand the latest alcohol trends. Jordan and Sherry talk about their rap battles. We call a special guest. Update on the butt washing. Jordan loves the undie pot. Best spelling bee ever. Sherry reads the ad for Tub Soup. Jordan and Jesse blow everyone's minds with their innovative ideas.
Kailee got hit by a jet ski. Josh has loose balls. Jesse had a bad time in Puerto Rico. Everyone discusses the best place to live. Kailee turned down a dream job. Josh's company Wayves has an announcement. Josh reads our sponsor - Power Shower. Kailee had a crush on her bus driver. Jesse Josephic on YouTube/Twitch, @JoshCling_ and @shopwayves on Insta
Jesse talks about his experience with alternative energy people. Jordan attempts to squash beef with Andy. Everyone talks about the proper way to put soap on your body. Jesse and Sherry finalize their plant beef. Jesse asks why dinosaurs aren't depicted with penises. Sherry talks about her Clippy erotica. Jesse talks about the time Carissa made him splash URINE in his face. Jordan talks about sitting down to pee. Surprise guest call
Jesse and Carissa are eating way too much pizza. Golden Josh builds on a mountain of trash. Carissa wants LA eatery's moldy jam. Jesse eats floor food. Carissa wants Kanye for president. Jesse hates plants and plant people. We discuss how to escape a psychopath's home.
Deep Josh, Jordan, Sherry, Jesse, and Carissa talk about what they wanted to be when they grow up. Jordan wrote to Jim Carrey and Jesse wrote to Michael Jordan. Everyone discusses what it would be like going to space together. Jordan regularly picks up older men and wears nothing but an orange construction hat. Hammock Josh picks up paddleboard women. Jordan and Andy have beef. Deep Josh does our sponsor read.
Andy is finally on the podcast and he's such a tease. Andy starts weird teeth conversations. Josh talks about exciting breakfast foods. Carissa tells the story of Andy peeing inside a Toys R Us. Andy and Josh hung out pre-Carissa. Jesse doesn't like public pools. Andy and Josh talk about butts and lube. Andy peed Carissa's pants at church camp. Andy reads our first sponsor. Andy serenades Jesse in the shower. @JoshCling @JesseJosephic @Emorynplays
Everyone is still a child with fart noises. Jordan is confused by dongles. Jordan's million-dollar app idea. Creepy people we dated. More mystery sh*tters. Jesse talks about his experience with Big D(ominos) and Deep Josh talks Little C. Follow us on Twitch and other socials: @jessejosephic
Golden Josh's TikTok metrics. Jesse is too hot after taking showers. Jesse stole Carissa's leopard bandanna. Josh and Jesse have thin features. The Josh competition continues. Jesse can't tell which guys are attractive. Josh is the only blonde that Kailee is attracted to. Using Tinder as entertainment. Josh vs Kailee on Tinder. Josh recalls Bangerfest. Jesse thinks most people shouldn't go to college. Josh and Kailee fed pizza to bears. Josh cut Kailee's hand with glass. Josh and Jesse witnessed the world glitching. Josh thinks everyone else is a robot. Josh quit his job and fought someone over an onion ring. @JoshCling @JesseJosephic https:///twitch.tv/jessejosephic
Deep Josh wants to fight Golden Josh. Jordan thinks people watch him while he sleeps. Jesse takes pictures of Carissa while she sleeps. Josh wants to know about Jordan and Sherry's bed life. Jesse has lived longer than Carissa, despite being younger. Jordan confused by Jesse's Twitch stream. Full throttle. Jesse's pet peeve on his walks. Deep Josh's gross alter ego. Sherry has a crush on Michael Pitt. Jordan and Sherry describe Deep Josh's pettiness. Deep Josh's would you rather. Sherry is secretly obsessed with the podcast. A few moments of children with technology. Deep Josh's angry inch. Follow https://www.twitch.tv/jessejosephic
Josh J (new Josh) ate an ungodly amount of ranch. Why Sherry makes her own mayo. Jordan and Josh's biggest fight of all time. Sherry wants to be a cam girl. Josh's favorite memories of Jordan and Sherry. Sherry hates her voice. Josh has an emergency in Jesse's bathroom. Jesse gets a surprise visit from an emergency sh**ter. How Jordan won over Josh as a friend. Jordan gives his list of things he hates about Sherry. Jesse's fear of peeing at Jordan and Sherry's. Jordan, Jesse, and Josh debate the welcome hole. Sherry got a call asking about spanking and porn. Jordan recalls his regular interactions with Jake Gyllenhaal
Margaritas and bulldozers. Josh's childhood YouTube fame. Why Jesse and Josh have bad hair. Carissa reveals her dream sponsor. What everyone would change about Jesse and Josh. Kailee talks about how she defends herself from DoorDash danger. Josh talks about his vehicular crimes. Claims he was not at fault. Jesse runs yellow lights. Claims he's not at fault. Carissa was in three accidents and ran over a bear in Jesse's sports car. Claims she was not at fault. Jesse almost kills Josh and he accidentally stalks someone. Josh makes love to an old woman.
Everyone makes fun of Jesse's cup. Jordan tells us about his underwear. Brittany tells us what it's like to date during a pandemic. Sherry stalks Brittany in the cemetery. Sherry reveals why she used to hate Jordan. Using billboards as a dating profile. Jesse and Brittany argue over what makes a movie scary. Jordan has been five different people and talks about something he recently brought back from his past. Jesse's hidden explicit material and his most recent guilty pleasure. Sherry's big secret. What impresses Jordan the most about Sherry.
New podcast music. Josh and Kailee reveal their big secret. Having guns at a wedding. Jesse's weird mouth kiss tradition. Josh's mom-kissing ritual. Grind circles at school dances. Josh gives out all of his personal info to a stranger. Condoms win wars. Josh doesn't understand why people look alike. Everyone argues about shower time. Jesse's pizza indecisiveness is ruining his life. Working on fixing audio issues.
THE FIRST EPISODE! How Josh became famous on TikTok, street fights, running from the cops, the differences in generations, throwing eggs and rocks, how Kailee met Zac Efron, Josh's most gangster day, the most villainous things we've ever done, the things Kailee will do for pizza, surviving multiple shootings