Rhys' Private Files

This week we apologise (kinda), we talk about Festivals, Moving house, RDCP aka Responsible drug consumption plan, 6lack, Diplo and the GOD FLUME! We also have as always some awesome TV and music recommendations as always!

This week we Talk about threesomes, ethical and moral dilemmas, natural vs unnatural, the desert, drag queens, people dying, festivals and aliens (again).

This week we talk about rock climbing, stumbling upon weddings in the forrest, spiders, arts and craft, aliens, music gods and being embarrassed.

This week we talk about house wives doing LSD, Saddam Husseins hygiene, the news, nightmares about the KKK and human monkey people in China.

This week we talk about Mushrooms, The EKKA, Crystals and A LOT ABOUT BUGS!

This week we talk about working with the Public, my weird cat, non traditional white people funerals, the Legend of Spooky Dooky and eating poop.

This week we talk about road tripping, tripping, Splendour in the Grass, Mormans and surviving naked in the wild!

We are back in China again discussing all thing weird and wonderful about one of the worlds oldest and coolest civilisations!

We talk all things China!

Rhys' Files is back better then ever with Episode 21 (the secret episode 20 will be released soon!) where we address everything that has been going on for the past few months plus a formal appollogy from The Angry God!

This week we listen to Gucci Maine explain the sauce, spill more boarding school stories, our thoughts on hitting kids, milk, robot dog CIA's and how something in your kitchen may have made your penis smaller..

This week we listen to a man appropriately call a woman a dog, break down some award winning science about boner pills and weed, Siberian Unicorns and we debate whether its better to die of over eating or starvation.

This week we talk about being ran over by an old lady, strange showering stories, rhino dicks, retirement homes, after pay and cigarette girls...

This week we talk about pubic hair, the extinction of pubic hair, the scariest man on the planet, sex toys invented by virgins and the most pointless job of all, the North Korean Prime minister...

This week we talk about accidentally choking on dick, World Cup riots, Thanks Giving cabbage, giving birth, human eyes, greed and Rhys asks Jess if she would you rather be a genius that nobody believes or an idiot that everybody believes?

This week we talk about most effective way to bite off a penis and oral copulation defense, the media making light of rape accusations, glow stick fights, how important it is to be nice, robots stealing jobs and debating whether its better to time travel back or forward and all the other stuff in between.

This week we talk about deaths by blow job, World Cup riots, giving birth, thanks giving cabbage and whether or not it's better to be smart or convincing.

This week Rhys turns into the Grinch and reflects on his love of Christmas, explains how Jesus was a stoner, Mariah Carey vs Gucci Mane Christmas Anthems and why Santa should be anything other than a Cis White Male.

This week we talk about getting high off boiled tampons, ASAP Rocky and GUCCI fits, bad decisions, Parenting with Kim and Kanye and the fact there isn't enough fruit and veg for everyone to eat healthy.

This week we talk about the N bomb, security guards saving me from my self, getting stabbed in the ass, eating out of the garbage and animals who like to get high.

This week we talk about cum hugging, schoolies getting out of hand, drinking horse blood, ugly cars, riding animals and releasing songs from beyond the grave.

This week we talk about the health benefits of Semen, criminal children, phobia of Labradors, being a reality TV star in china, micro agressions and Jess assures Rhys he is gross.

This week we talk about the Real Santa, cum covered mushrooms, vaping, healing crystals, ghosts, pigeon massacres and stoner sand flies.

This week we talk about humping trees, fingering your friends asshole, MRA's, marrying buildings and aggressive rap music.

This week we discus waking up a Racist, being a true white collar criminal, a world without borders, Apu from the Simpsons, SJW cannibalism, Exotic Soda and taking drugs...

This week we talk about neat stuff like Garth Brooks, 2am water fights, legal weed, Big Foot Utility Belts and 6ix9ine

This week we talk about porn....a lot, being a humanist and being gluten intolerance (we wont tolerate it)

This episode we talk about PolyAmory and being Poly-Bisexual, Cigarettes, Australian vs American Animals and more cigarettes.

This week we talk about gay offers, boarding school, The Obedient Wives Club and Male Pattern Baldness.

This Podcast isn't meant to revolutionise the world, it's a chance to see how I think and feel with a sprinkle of comedy and anger. I am going to vent my frustrations with the world and introduce you to a few strange ideas along the way.