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Get ready for a fantabulous emancipation of our stupid opinions. We are kicking off our 2020 Movies with a bang! Check out our thoughts on DC's latest attempt to thrill movie goers with comic book madness. Grab your pet hyena, relax and enjoy the show.

It's that time of year again. It's our 3rd Annual Bean Awards! Check out to see who won the coveted Magic Bean Award and who went home with a Stinky Bean Award. Believe me everyone earned what they got!

We went to a galaxy far far away, and now we're back with all of our stupid opinions. Check out our latest episodes to find out what we thought of the very first Disney+ Star Wars series. May the Baby Yoda Force be with you.

The force is strong with this one . . . or is it!?! I guess you'll have to check out our latest podcast to find out our stupid opinions on the latest and LAST installment of the Star Wars Saga! This episode is our gift to you! Enjoy!

Titans are gone, bitches! We can't believe Season 2 is already over. Good news is that we know that there will be a Season 3! Find out our stupid opinions about Season 2. We're also doing our BIG FIVE on the season so you don't want to miss that!

Well, Preacher is over, but you still have this awesome podcast all about what we loved and hated about Season 4. We've been to hell and back, and now we have one hell of an episode for you.

Is it bright in here or is that just your Shining? We are reviewing Doctor Sleep, and boy, are we FULL of stupid opinions! Did we fall asleep or did it shine? I guess you'll have to tune in to our latest episode and find out!

We're back with TV reviews, and this week it's all about Arrow and Titans. We are a little behind, but we're squeezing in all the stupid opinions in this ONE EPISODE! Sit back and enjoy our latest podcast!

Checking out this episode is definitely a no brainer! We're discussing the fundamentals of the zombie-apocalypse, and the logistics of living in a post-apocalyptical world. As you can see, we are full of stupid opinions in this episode. Don't miss it!

I know you can't believe it, but we have two episodes in one week! We can't believe it either. We just couldn't wait to discuss Titans for another week. We jammed stupid opinions about, not one, not two, not four, but FIVE episodes of Titans. So sit back and enjoy this awesome podcast Bitches!

We're back!!! And so are all of our stupid opinions! Find out our thoughts on DC's latest installment to their movie line-up. Go ahead and send in the clown and get ready for a podcast that's so funny, you forgot to laugh.

I know guys, it's been a while since you've hear from us, and I know you've been wondering what happened. What can I say, life happens. BUT, we're back with an all new episode and it's full of the stupid opinions you love to hear! So, sit back, relax and enjoy the ranting and ravings of two lovable jokesters!

It's been a dark, lonely road for Swamp Thing, and we've been along for the ride the whole time. His journey might be over, but our stupid opinions just keep coming! Check out our latest episode for our deep thoughts on Season One along with our BIG FIVE . . . or FOUR. Get ready to get swampy!

When we say that this is going to be a roaring podcast, you can believe us because we're not lion. Find out our stupid opinions on Disney's latest installment of "Look What I Can Do with CGI". Sit back, relax, and enjoy a handful of grubs while you listen to our latest episode.

Spiderman! Spiderman! Doing the things that a Spiderman can! And we like watching the things that a Spiderman does . . . or do we!?! I guess you'll have to tune in to find out our stupid opinions on the subject in our latest episode.

Things are getting creepy around here, and I'm not just talking about Jery's internet search history. Just kidding. We're talking about Swamp Thing and it's first 4 episodes. What do we think about DC Universe's third live action series? Guess you'll have to tune in to find out!

We are back in Black, Men in Black, that is. The reviews are in and we're going international. Di we love it or did we hate it? Or did we just go "ehhhh". Well, I guess you'll have to tune into our latest episode to find out. Nicely done.

Let's have a moment of silence for the end of the Fox X-Men saga . . . And I'm done. Did this movie take the franchise out in a blaze of glory or did it just fizzle out? Well, you don't need to use Cerebro to know what we're thinking, just tune-in to our latest episode to find out!

What can I say about Godzilla? Well, I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. We're FULL of stupid opinions on this one. We're going nuclear, but in a good way . . . you know, Godzilla style.

Well, we certainly care! An with that the season is over and we're ready for our next show! We're wrapping up all the seasons and we're even including our BIG 2. That's right, just 2 so deal with it.

In the Game of Thrones, you win or you die . . . or you just leave. There's that third option they never told you about. Well, we're talking about GoT SERIES FINALE, laying out ALL our stupid opinions about the finale, season 8, and the WHOLE SERIES in this awesome jam-packed episode. We're burning up the airwaves!

Pika Pika! The mystery of the Pikachu movie has been solved, and we did it using our enhanced skills of stupid opinions. What is it? I guess you'll have to tune in to our latest episode to find out. It's Pokemon-ificent!

Everyone must go! And I think GoT did a good job of doing that, but what did we think of the second to last EVER GoT episode!?! I guess you'll have to tune-in to hear our stupid opinions. Unless you work with us, then you can listen live, right Rand?

We're talking about Game of Thrones, and heads will roll once you listen to this podcast. It is full of stupid opinions for your listening pleasure, but make sure your head's screwed on tight and enjoy our latest episode!

Heads up! That's right. We did it. Three podcasts in one week. That's what you call dedication, and it's all for you, our dedicated listener(s). Check out our all new episode. We're reviewing all the usual suspects from this week's line-up. All for you. Enjoy!

That's what we say to the god of death. We're all about Game of Thrones in this podcast, and believe me, there's a lot to talk about. We got dragons, we got dire wolves, we got valerian steel, and we got stupid opinions about all of it. Get a nice chilled beverage, sit back, and enjoy!

Similar to Endgame, this is our longest podcast EVER!!! But believe me when I say that it's soooo full of awesome stupid opinions that you'll be begging for more. Don't believe me, listen and find out. The end is near, just not the end of this podcast.

I'm getting goosebumps because winter is here! Game of Thrones is back for its final season, and we're full of stupid opinions! Check out our thoughts on this and the other new shows from this past week. In the game of podcasts, you win or you die.

I mean, WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?! That movie made me feel like I died and went to hell . . . or did it!?! I guess you'll have to tune into our latest podcast to find out what the hell our stupid opinions are on this movie. Believe me, listening to this podcast is a lot better than watching this movie.

Don't worry, we're unwrapping it all just for you. Because just when you think our stupid opinions can't get any stupider (is that even a word?), we prove you wrong. Just check out our latest episode and find out!

Well folks, we did it. We hit another milestone! One Hundred Fifty Episodes! Take a moment and rate our podcast! If you feel like it, write a review and let us know your stupid opinion about us! In other news, we're talking about Shazam! Enjoy!

We have a super awesome episode for you this week, and we don't have to lex-plain anything to you! You just gotta deal with it, and by it, I mean our super awesome stupid opinions. So just sit back, relax and enjoy the show! I said RELAX!

We're back! And we have two weeks of stupid opinions saved up and we're about to spew them all over you! So put your raincoats on and get ready to listen to an awesome podcast! You better listen quick because . . . well, you know . . . you outta time . . .

Marvel has done it again! What, you may ask? Well, I guess you'll have to check out our latest episode to find out! We're reviewing Captain Marvel, and it's so full of stupid opinions, you may have to listen to it more than once. It's in-Kree-dible!

Doomed to what, you may ask? I don't know, but at least you have an awesome podcast to listen to while we figure these things out. Check out our stupid opinions on all the shows this week on our latest episode! Enjoy yourselves!

I know what you're thinking! Three podcast in one week!?! You better believe it! We do it all for the cool kids out there! Find out our stupid opinions on all the TV shows from the last two weeks! It's our gift to you!

It must be raining outside because you need an umbrella ella ella! You at least need an Umbrella Academy podcast, and lucky for you, we have one! Check out our stupid opinions on this Netflix series! Believe me, you'll want to listen rain or shine!

It doesn't take a Warrior Hunter to take this movie down! We don't even need a fancy blade from Mars. so tune in and check out our stupid opinions on Alita on our all new episode. Enjoy!

What? A goodbye? What do we mean? Don't worry folks, we're not saying goodbye, but someone is! I guess you'll have to tune-in to find out our thoughts on who left, who stayed, and what happened on all the shows this week! What an exciting episode this must be!

Our second movie review of the year is up and things are getting crazy. Or are they? I guess you'll have to tune in to find out if we think everything is awesome. A clue is in the title! Check it out!

I know it's been a while, but we're back with all new stupid opinions! We're reviewing not one, but the last two weeks of episodes! This episode definitely brings home the gold! Sit back and enjoy!

Man, that has got to hurt! And no, I'm not talking about listening to our stupid opinions because that's always a pleasure! We're finally back with our TV reviews. I know we're kicking off the new year a little late, but hey, better late than never! Enjoy!

Or you know what'll happen . . . it'll be your ass! The first movie of 2019 is behind us. Did we start this year with a bang or a bust? I guess you'll just have to listen to our latest episode to find out!

We're wrapping up Titans Season 1 for you, and we can't wait for you to check out our stupid opinions. We just can't believe it's already over, but I can say that we're ready for Season 2! Bring it on!!!

It's that time of year again. It's our 2nd Annual Bean Awards! Check out to see who won the coveted Magic Bean Award and who went home with a Stinky Bean Award. Believe me everyone earned what they got!

It's beginning the sound a lot like Christmas! And by that, I mean another awesome podcast from your two favorite elves! Check out our stupid opinions on the latest movie about our favorite transforming toys! Perfect for all of those holiday road trips!

Time to dip our toe back into the DCEU pool, and let me tell you, the water is fine (in more ways than one . . . if you know what I mean). Check out our latest episode to find out our thoughts on Aquaman! Don't wait, just dive right on in! Enjoy!

We're crossing over to the other side! This week brings us the CW Crossover Event, and man, it's been quite a roller coaster ride. Tune in to our latest episode to find out what we loved and hated about this week's lineup of shows! What else would you possibly need?

Let's start at the very beginning. A very good place to start. All the shows are giving us their best, and it shows. A great week of TV, and a great week of stupid opinions. Just ignore the sniffles.

Not for you! Just kidding, unless you're an alien. Then you're on your own. All the shows are back and so are all of our stupid opinions. Check out our latest episode to see if you agree. If you don't, you're wrong! Have a great weekend!

What's better than one Robin? TWO ROBINS!!! We're reviewing all the shows from this week. Even though it's a short week, this podcast is full of stupid opinions. So after that nice big Thanksgiving dinner, relax and take a nap to the soothing sounds of our voices.