Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog

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Welcome to Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog, where two guys being dudes banter all things MLB, focusing on the Mets/Yanks crosstown rivalry. C'mo.

Jeremy Barr


    • Aug 18, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 59m AVG DURATION
    • 23 EPISODES


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    4.2 (Freshly Baked Dookie Takes)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2022 60:00


    Where have these schmucks been? Great question! Probably too busy taking dooks in the seats of their pantaloons! But regardless, they're back to spread the good word of NY baseball. You know it, you love it - we're talkin' Mets, we're talking' Yankees, and we're talkin' Freshly Baked Dookie Takes (exposing our own dogshit predictions from Spring Training). C'mo boi! All aboard for some good ole fashioned family fun! 02:27 - Mets... 25:22 - Ad (FreeCreditReport.com)… 27:24 - Yankees... 45:06 - Ad (FreeCreditReport.com)… 49:01 - Freshly Baked Dookie Takes

    4.1 (Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 74:00


    Baseball is back and —just like the Hess truck— it's better than ever! Join us on this magical journey as the schmuck putzes from NY discuss the upcoming seasons for the Mets & Yankees. Indulge your ears in the beloved, fan-favorite segment, “Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?” where we make some arguably bold, arguably stupid predictions for the year. Oh, sweet pea, c'mon and dance with me. 02:36 - Mets... 14:30 - Ad (Huggies Pull-Ups)… 19:45 - Yankees... 43:40 - Ad (Reese's Puffs)… 45:38 - Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick / Preseason Picks...

    4.0 (Quick Predict Picks)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 11, 2021 55:25


    Ladies & gents, boys & girls, THE BOYS are back in town. Actually, they are most certainly NOT back in town. Uncle Train relocated to Chicago, the Big Dog temporarily migrated to Nashville, and Matt from Hoboken... well, he's still in Hoboken and you bet your sweet buns that he's still reluctant to joking. Nonetheless, your least favorite schmucks are back to chatting Mets, Yanks, and everything under the baseball sun. While there may be a lack of baseball news due to the lockout (which we all agree is big shtank), there's still plenty of banter to go around! So saddle up as we pose this simple question: Whaddya say now, boi?!? 02:10 - Mets... 25:45 - Ad (Peloton #1)... 26:56 - Yankees... 45:31 - Ad (Peloton #2)... 46:49 - Quick Predict Picks...

    3.2 (Who the Fuck Is That?!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2021 66:57


    Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Yanks are gigantic steamin' piles of DOOK soaking in the TB, while the Metropolitans stand atop their division! The two schmuck putzes (and a Hoboken man with zero tolerance for joking) discuss how the teams from the Big Apple are holding up thus far, one month into the 2021 season. Then, we throw it back to a classic Subway Series segment, "Who the Fuck Is That?!" C'moooon boi, whadya say now boi... what, do you, say now, boi. 02:43 - Mets ... 26:29 - Ad (Stanley Steamer) ... 30:19 - Yanks ... 52:01 - Ad (Geico and/or Tag Team) ... 53:41 - Who the Fuck is That?! ...

    3.1 (Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2021 70:27


    Ladies & gents, you already know what it is! Trump is officially out of the White House, Covid vaccines are officially being distributed, and the MLB offseason is officially underway! Recently it seems like there has been some big shit poppin' (and lil' shit stoppin') in both Queens and the Bronx, and you bet your sweet buns the boys are here to discuss it. Let's also take a trip down memory lane and bring back the fan-favorite segment, "Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?" where we debate some hypotheticals as we look towards the 2021 season. 03:48 - Mets ... 27:56 - Ad (Alka Seltzer) ... 29:59 - Yankees ... 46:10 - Ad (Nickelodeon) ... 49:50 - Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick? ...

    2.6 (Posty Preev)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2020 55:58


    Hope everyone Is all relaxed, repented, and ready for the 2020 Covid-Shortened MLB Postseason! It's playoff baseball once again ladies & gents, and boy howdy are we ready to rock 'n' roll! The schmuck putz boys of New York discuss all 8 matchups between the 16 teams who've made it to the dance, and give a few predictaroonies. 03:14 - AL Wild Card ... 29:11 - Ad (Yom Kippur) ... 37:06 - NL Wild Card ...

    2.5 (Dookietown USA)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 76:58


    Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, Shanah Tovah to our fellow members of the tribe. New York's finest schmucks are back and better than ever (akin to the Hess Truck), and they're talking Mets and Yankees baseball, because what could possibly be better than that? The Mets schtank the big farts (as of course is tradition), the Yanks are ready for the postseason (as of course is tradition), and the dooks are getting steamy as we approach the awards for the 2020 MLB season. 03:58 - Yankees ... 27:55 - Ad (Sockem Boppers) ... 32:47 - Mets ... 53:18 - Ad (Sears Air Conditioner) ... 57:07 - 2020 MLB Awards (Dookietown USA) ...

    2.4 (Dookie Dealios)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2020 66:07


    C'mon boi, whaddya say now boi... what. do you. say now. boi. Brodie Van Wagenen is continuing his Mets Farm System Sweepstakes Giveaway to the rest of the league, the Yanks are injury-riddled but still battling the Rays for the top of the AL East, and there were a few little "Dookie Dealios" that occurred at the COVID-Shortened-Season Trade Deadline. But have no fear, ladies & gents! You're gonna hear all about on this week's episode, and you are undoubtedly gonna have to suck it! 05:13 - Mets ... 26:40 - Ad (Geico) ... 30:33 - Yankees ... 52:56 - Ad (Optimum Triple Play) ... 54:33 - Dookie Dealios ...

    2.3 (AskJeeves Mailbag)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2020 74:34


    Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, some microphone troubles this week so apologies if volume ain't great, but you know what they say: "You absolutely have to suck it!" Typical Mets/Yanks banter, followed by a brand new segment "AskJeeves Mailbag" where we take some question from our award-winning listeners, and provide raw, unadulterated, unedited responses. 05:52 - Yankees ... 29:39 - Ad (ZooPals) ... 31:08 - Mets ... 52:53 - Ad (Sleepy's) ... 57:31 - AskJeeves Mailbag ...

    2.2 (C'MON BOI)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2020 66:40


    Holy crappin' shit! The boys are back and they're better than ever, it's Christmas this year, the shortened MLB COVID 60-game season's here! The schmuck putz gentlemen of New York's Upper East Side are serving up your favorite Mets/Yanks banter, as well as a new segment titled "C'mon Boi!!!" where they discuss a few random, wacky things happening around the league, for which ya just gotta say "c'monnnn boi!" 02:48 - Mets ... 26:33 - Ad (Stanley Steamer) ... 30:12 - Yankees ... 47:41 - Ad (Chili's Baby Back Ribs) ... 51:42 - C'MON BOI ...

    2.1 (COVID 2020 Season Preview)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2020 70:40


    Buckle up, baby, because we're back with the hottest Mets & Yanks banter on this side of the Hudson! We're talkin' Mets, we're talkin' Yankees, and we're talkin' 2020 shortened MLB season in a 60-game smackdown. Bringing fan-favorite "Matt from Hoboken" back into the studio for some quality baseball commentary this time around, so prepare yourselves for a wild episode! 03:10 - Mets ... 29:14 - Ad (Toys R Us) ... 31:46 - Yankees ... 51:12 - Ad (Education Connection) ... 55:10 - Awards Predictions ...

    2.0 (Dookie Pot Pie)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2020 38:27


    Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... your favorite schmucks have returned to give the people what they want: BASEBALL BANTER. "But Uncle Train & Señor Big Dog, there is no baseball." Boy howdy, my friends, we are well aware! But we've got plenty to discuss about the shtanky shtanky poo poo owners versus the players! 04:01 - Dookie Pot Pie (hint: the Owners SHTANK!) ... 24:13 - Ad (Frosted Flakes) ... 26:21 - MLB Quarantine Buddies ...

    Episode 11 (Scandals & Sandals)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2020 63:03


    Ladies and gentlemen, New York's finest schmucks are back after a brief hiatus, and they're digging into the scandal of the Houston Trashtro's and how their entire franchise is now an absolutely massive dookie cake full of lies. Special guest appearance by Rocky, dog of the Human Boob. 02:55 - José Alpoope & the Houston Piles of Dook ... 26:46 - Ad (Pepto Bismol) ... 29:50 - José Alpoope & the Houston Piles of Dook (continued) ...

    Episode 10 (KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 53:22


    On this week’s episode, Tío Train y el Perro Grande provide your regularly scheduled Mets & Yanks programming, and then a nice little segment titled "KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS!" where they highlight all of the tasty series of the postseason (except the Yanks series which shtunk the farts). They also performed this week's episode in front of a live studio audience, our good pals the Baloneyman & the Human Boob. 02:02 - Mets ... 21:37 - Ad (Modell's) ... 23:32 - Yankees ... 37:06 - Ad (Farmers Insurance) ... 38:55 - KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS! ...

    Episode 9 (September Storylines)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 47:53


    On this week’s episode, Murray Hill's most eligible schmucks dish out some Mets & Yankees banter on a silver platter (Metsies still fighting for that WC spot, as the Yanks take monster dooks on the AL East), and then treat the listeners to a segment called "September Storylines," in which there are some quality notes on the batting title race, as well as a shoutout to Justin Verlander and his legendary season. 02:18 - Mets ... 18:22 - Ad (Baby Bottle Pop) ... 21:11 - Yankees ... 34:27 - Ad (Pizza Bagels) ... 37:27 - September Storylines ...

    Episode 8 (October Contenders and Real Big Pretenders)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 8, 2019 58:27


    On this week’s episode, the Kings of Dook provide everyone's favorite Mets/Yanks banter in a particularly eventful week as the Mets are dropping absolute doodycakes on some below .500 teams (launching them half a game back in the Wild Card), and then delve into "October Contenders & Real Big Pretenders" where they explain which teams are legitimate contenders, and which just don't have the strength to make it to the Big Dance. 02:26 - Mets ... 20:29 - Ad (Burger King) ... 22:07 - Yankees ... 36:53 - Ad (Killer Tofu) ... 38:12 - October Contenders and Real Big Pretenders ...

    Episode 7 (Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2019 49:08


    On this week’s episode, the sacks of dook dish out some friendly Mets/Yanks banter, how the Yanks are bonafide studs and the Mets suck absolute dookiecake, and mosey into a segment called "Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers?" where teams around the MLB are expected to buy big, sell talent, or stink absolute farts and make horrible organizational decisions. Suck it? I think ya just might! 03:20 - Yankees ... 13:27 - Ad (Wonderball) ... 15:01 - Mets ... 25:51 - Ad (State Farm) ... 28:25 - Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers? ...

    Episode 6 (Trade Deadline Pre-Preview)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2019 53:42


    On this week’s episode, the boychies bander our favorite New Amsterdam baseball teams (Spoiler: one stinks dook & the other rakes dongs) and discuss some interesting potential trade deadline moves. You're gonna absolutely suck it on this one, folks! 02:07 - Mets ... 18:08 - Ad (Klondike Bar) ... 19:59 - Yankees ... 32:34 - Ad (Curry Honda) ... 34:22 - Trade Deadline Pre-Previews ...

    Episode 5 (Keuchy/Kim Out to Din)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 53:34


    On this week’s episode, the two sacks of dook chime in on the Keuchel & Kimbrel signings, who will likely go out to din for some nice porterhouses following their big ole paychecks, and highlight their way-too-early picks for the All-Star game. Gotta love it, hate to see it, absolutely have to suck it. 02:22 - Mets ... 15:41 - Ad (Oscar Meyer) ... 18:00 - Yankees ... 32:05 - Ad (Meow Mix) ... 34:00 - Keuchy/Kim Out to Din ... 42:20 - Ad (Folgers Coffee) ... 44:32 - All-Star Picks

    Episode 4 (Who the Fuck Is That?)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2019 50:13


    On this week’s episode, the two bums get a surprise with an angry caller, Frat Olton (who turns out to be a pretty good guy; not angry at all), who comes into the studio to join the baseball banter train. Plus, a new segment called “Who the Fuck Is That?” 01:41 - Mets 13:14 - Ad (Hess Truck) 14:53 - Yankees 28:40 - Ad (KitKat) 30:13 - Who the Fuck Is That? 41:35 - Knights of the Roundtable

    Episode 3 (Realistic or Real Big Doodystick?)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2019 48:16


    On this week's episode, Uncle Train & the Big Dog discuss the situations with the Metsies & Yankguys, and introduce a new segment called "Realistic or Real Big Doodystick" (which is more or less Fact or Fiction, but ya gotta love the doodystick). 01:27 - Yankees 12:03 - Ad (The General Insurance) 13:30 - Mets 26:09 - Ad (Subway) 28:26 - Realistic or Real Big Doodystick?

    Episode 2 (Stick Outs!)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 11, 2019 51:35


    On this week's episode, the schmucks give their two cents on the Mets & Yanks seasons thus far, engage in a brand new segment "Stick Outs!" where they shoutout who has been killin' it lately, and ponder where Dallas Keuchel and Craig Kimbrel might land. 01:42 - Mets 13:44 - Ad (Playland Park) 15:09 - Yankees 27:02 - Ad (Cellino & Barnes) 28:41 - Stick Outs! 41:47 - Ad (O'Reilly Autoparts) 42:33 - Keuchel/Kimbrel Predictions

    Episode 1 (Season Predictions)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 28, 2019 68:06


    Welcome to the inaugural episode of Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog. This week, the boychiks highlight the offseasons for the Metropolitans and the Bronx Bombers, give predictions for AL and NL awards, as well as Breakout Player and the coveted Golden Doodycake Award. 01:52 - Mets 08:58 - Ad (Kars 4 Kids) 10:53 - Yankees 29:48 - Ad (JG Wentworth) 31:02 - Season Award Predictions 54:12 - Ad (Empire) 55:08 - Breakouts & Dookie Cakes

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