Two dudes, a few mics and a whole lot of universe to cover! ...sometimes a crippled dude tries to breakdance and a Georgian drinks tea. Join us as we journey around the cosmos randomly coming across some of the most random and interesting life forms. Through their travels, the Webonauts encounter…
We time travel to December! What was going on?? Find out! (Unfortunate audio problems halfway thru) Stay tuned for more episodes out tomorrow!!!
Mistar Anderson's Eric Rollin swings back into the clinic for an amazing 3rd visit! No rabbit holes are left unpenetrated but all rabbits remained unharmed in the making of this podcast! Listen with them as they check out the new single Take a Break and check out the link below for all things Mistar Anderson! www.mistaranderson.com/subscribe
As we traverse the void we come in contact with a version 2.0 rapper. Cloned is what he claims. We find out how urbanization has allowed people to enjoy their nature strips, and how everyone has indoor nature islands. Rick and Morty make an appearance, and we show them how universe travel is done.
With their helmets strapped on very tightly the Webonauts dive in fully on many overlooked elements from the Kavanaugh Hearings. ...Did they just say "boofing?!"
The Webonauts, all finally reunited again, take deep breaths and learn to center themselves amidst a nightmarish hellscape of marionette demons, they find peace... for a moment. Then, in walks Alex Jones, a priest, a rabbi and a midget. Then the bartender says "Whoa! What you mean 'you people?!'"
*From Episode 32* Things get weird as the Webonauts explore their curiosity of balloon love. Rule 34 is in full effect when they find out just how far those things can stretch! Join us for full episodes and on all our social media #STD #SpreadIt
Hello people of Earth. We're back we're back, we baaaaaaaack! Many moons have passed since we last heard from our weary travelers but here they come, crashing their phalic looking spacecraft into the September 11th of 2018. Never forget that STD existed because like... They do! And they bring you a brand new episode barreling down the rabbit holes of all your favorite fetishes and politics and political fetishes... So rejoin us as we kick off a new season of Surfing The Divide and remember #SpreadIt
The webonauts are pressed for time. Rather than fly their usual ship, they embark mentally across the cosmos. Astral projection is the way. As the mind wanders, they encounter mighty robot battles, turd throwing Jesus cults, how easy it is to stand on a flat earth, and the fifth dimension. Jim Carey explains meaninglessness. Webonaut Blake is stuck in orbit around earth, while Jeff and Justin deliver epic astral projected bitch slaps at random. Join us for fun and games. #std #spreadit
Episode XXX 30- Poli-D*cks has arrived. As requested by our listeners... an episode about dis-dick. The webanaut crew of three, has traversed the most perverse edge of the universe. They bare witness to the utter dickeshness of the landscape. In every corner they traveled, they find phalic symbolism running rampant through everything. Finally culminating in the inception of Dick-Dicking.
The webonauts flew by Earth. Stopping in to see how Justin Jones was doing. They all went through a time warp, which proved that you can never assume what order events actually took place in. During their trip, they encounter Marvel and DC super heroes, all the while battling back Idiocracy. Being challenged on all fronts with what reality actually is?!? Cartoonish absurdity ensues.
Surfing The Divide Presents Dafuq... This week- Smelly ass plants. Jeff's never heard of Making A Murderer. Weird Olympic athlete trends. Blake bitches more about "psychic" con artists and we discover Gary Spivey, a man adorned with hair from the Gods... of bad hair. Also... Obama's Mama???
Season X cometh! Rejoin The Webonauts and ride the wave!
Them Webonaut boys is up to their old antics again. This time they done went and got themselves into a pickle, producing another show and trying to keep it to only an hour long! Listen to them wrassle that metaphorical-time traveling bear and find out what happens as STDN presents... DAFUQ: EPISODE ONE
It was the unexpected season one finale and we went live mother fuckers! Periscoping the show with the help of the Ghetto Caster 3000 the Webonauts touched base with some past guests and discussed their ridiculously grandiose plans for the year to come. We briefly peek into the Quaidhole again to try and remember when we actually started this journey in the first place.
El Jeffe once asked what keeps someone "in" Anonymous from doing all types of fucked up shit while using the name. This is that story. Sit back and prepare yourself for a story so ridiculous we're doing an entire show about it. Feel free to check our facts by going to dericlostutter.org/blog or just any of KY's own social media. You can also follow @KyAnonExposed People in North Carolina beware of KY's new business: Tech Assist PC & Cell Phone Repair 219 N Main St. Kernersville, NC
The following excerpt is a preview from our full show coming out later tonight. For more info on the scams of KYAnonymous go to dericlostutter.org/blog or just have a brain.
Take a tumble into the mind of Senseless AKA Jacob Engle. This Columbus Ohio MC brings in a few tracks for us to preview from his upcoming album release and we of course, ride our usual waves of madness. After getting the awkwardness of Dr Who buttplugs out of the way we take a trip back to The Break. We catch up with host Josh Miller of knockfive.com and get filled in some of the events coming our way this summer. So be sure to check 2x2fest.com for all the details! Check out more from Senseless at: http://musicmadesenseless.bandcamp.com/ @actual_nonsense on Twitter @commonly_senseless on Instagram See our Docu-Joint here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyE53orrbfM Shout outs, mad love and thanks to DJ Abyss, DJ Schematic, Rehab Tavern, Eric Rollin, Sean Willis, Brother Dwayne and Tiny Smawz for all the help. **MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NEXT SHOW! See ya then time travelers.
Jump on board as Wes Faires rejoins the show and verbally teleports us to the present! Hear how the owner of Orion's Belt finally makes it to the United Nations and begins encountering yet more obstacles. Will Princess Leia ever be safe in a galaxy ruled by Greek Jabba's?! Find out on this weeks episode!
The first official STD debate gets rolling and from jump passions are high. Ride the wave with us as we discuss it all the way out, and of course the Webonauts touch on all the other usual STD craziness!
Rasul The Knowbody of Gutta Butta Productions checks in with The Clinic and takes the Webonauts on a ride we've all been looking for! Be sure to check out their Indie Music Film Fest every first Tuesday of the month at the Drexel Theater and of course... anybody that knows, knows to hit up Knowbody at guttabuttapro@gmail.com and check out their new website at theknowbody.wix.com/guttabutta
Mr. Rollin of Mistar Anderson drops back by The Clinic for a visit and shit gets real, real quick! We have more updates on some craziness we've been following, Eric brags about beaches and Blake finds goD in the most obvious of places. Find us on www.facebook.com/SurfingTheDivide
Time beyond time has passed and The Webonauts at long last bring themselves back to their home planet of earth to hear the arguments of space property rights finally brought to fruition. To lead them on this maze of red tape and mystery they join along side Wes Faires, United Nations attendee of the United Nations Committee on Peaceful Uses of Outer Space. Ride the wave in this first installment of the saga of Wes! #BOOYAH
Alas, we find the Webonauts trapped in the meta-realm. An existence of bullshit that only the truest beholders may justify by any schemes necessary. As their conscious souls transmitted matter in a perfectly cascading bukkake of proof, they finally saw the truest of the troof. Troof all time travelers should heed... Just grab your ankles and hold on, we gon' ride dis one!
With the galaxy fully enthralled with the usual ridiculous rituals in full swing the Webonauts take their own ring around the rosey with damsels in tow. Groove along down the road with the sweet sounds of William Shatner and other miscellaneous nonsense sure to ensue!
Is it science or science fiction?! We journey between the realms of Scientology and The Academy of Unarius but of course we just end up balls deep in Uranus where we find Randy Quaid had just been squatting. Coming live from newly dubbed STD Clinic... the clinic that god builded.
Let's do the time warp again! Is Tim Curry still being villainous somewhere? We sure hope so, but we don't even discuss it on this episode! We do however review a plethora of new Sci-Fi and dive into the bubbling ooze that is, the philosophy of V for Vendetta creator, Alan Moore. Of course we have more robot shit, hate mail to Richard Dawkins and we check on thepiratebay right at it's moment of rebirth!
Skynet in its beta stage has taken over our transmissions. OBEY is the only option. Check out full episodes here and on Stitcher! Follow us and like below! www.facebook.com/SurfingTheDivide https://twitter.com/SurfinTheDivide http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/surfing-the-divide RIDE THE WAVE> STD SPREAD IT!
After a crash landing on Olde Earth the Webonauts venture back to a familiar hole in the wall to hear a rad local band. As the band finishes it last song a blinding light flashes behind them. They turn to see a dark hooded figured run from the source dropping an odd brief case as he makes his escape. El Jeffe, being the only one to witness the drop seizes the moment, grabbing the case, disappears into the shadows as well, wondering what amazing possibilities may lie within the leathery luggage. Check out Samis Studios on fb at www.facebook.com/samisstudiosphotography Check out these other cool podcasts at http://www.makingnoiseandshootingpeople.com/ & http://www.audiblyexquisite.com/
Sound waves burst and ripple across the cosmos and the face melting lyrics of EpidemiK finds itself new souls to inhabit. The extreme sensations that it causes in our Webonauts however, prompt Le Blizz to release a fart with disastrous consequences. Guilt ridden and hoping to save the universe from the butterfly effect they had started, they Jedi mind trick EpidemiK into guiding them on their path.
As the New Year rolled in the Webonauts were busy with life and are just now getting around to filling out their captains log. HA! I said log. Eventually as the paradigm shift they'd been waiting on manifests itself into a Lewis Carrol reference, they dive head first down the hole hoping to someday discover the origins of ass slapping.
As our heroes enter their favorite cantina to celebrate their latest plunder they bump into another smuggler with an offer they can't refuse. Unfortunately they all got wasted and the only thing successfully smuggled out was a headache and a huge bar tab! Enjoy their tales of all things rad and we'll see you all after the New Year! Happy Festivus peoples!
As the cockpit of their newly requisitioned spacecraft fills with blaze and vision becomes scarce, El Blizz accidentally leans on the warp drive sending the Webonauts back to once, whence they came. Seeing their ship reappear on his scanners Sir Justin Jones, using his massive tracker beam (yes, that's what she said) pulled them back to his colosseum of doom and forces the duo to duel! One man enters... and they all three leave, because Justin finally realized where da real party be at. WATCH OUR 1ST FULL MULTIMEDIA EPISODE at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYNbDgMvSP4
Come one, come all to the Xmas Time Players Ball! Dust off your freshest threads and get ya REAL party on before we're all to busy and broke to act a fool this holiday! WE DON'T CARE IF ITS YOUR UGLIEST CHRISTMAS SWEATER OR YOUR MOST PIMPTASTIC™ SANTA GEAR! BRING THE BLING, THE IRONIC AND THE FESTIVE!!! We have Rasul the Knowbody on the tables all night AND.. We'll crown a King, Queen and demand some more tom foolery from our winning Jesters at midnight! ****Happy Festivus**** CHECK OUT Mr. Anderson AT THE END OF THE PROMO!!! LIKE THEM ON SOUNDCLOUD AS Mistar Anderson
You'll find that anywhere one might travel, many a man (clone, peasant, farmer, android, etc) have succumb to the "opportunity" of service in the empire. ...we all make mistakes. Fellow stormtrooper turned spacecowboy Gary joins us as we're sucked into the black hole that is Amelia Earhart's hairy butthole. Other stuff too. Maybe more buttul stuff after that. I can't remember. Moonshine though. DEFINITELY that.
Once upon a time El Jeffe and Le Blizz lay starving and dying after what only can assume was an amazing time. But on the nearby planet Poopotine, a local connoisseur of common amusements laid some knowledge that might persuade one to say "Damnith the the man! I am done with these frivolities and vow to spend thy life in service of mine own will!" Then we was like.... whoa
Somewhere there's an alien baby who could be eating what you wasted this thanksgiving. The Webonauts however waste no time this week getting down to the nitty gritty. Our friend Tiny Smawz stopped by right in time to help us throw nickels at the comet landing and we've finally achieved the level of high brow nut rustlings we've been searching for this whole time!
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