Tales From The Shi*

This episode includes two poop articles featuring a woman pooping on a driver's car in a road rage incident and a woman pooping herself naked on a flight to Chicago. Poop topics include getting home in time to make a poop after having some greasy bar food. Nailing a big chunky dump as soon as I woke up. How Chinese food affects my dumps? Pooping at this bar for eating too much food. Buying a box of wipes day 17 in the show for pooping purposes. Trying supermarket wings which lead to stinky farts and a dump. Leaving a friends house and then having to poop but making it to a Wawa stall. Folks it's TFTS!

This episode features two poop articles where a police chief poops on the bathroom floor and a mysterious poop chucker throws poop in a woman's backyard. Poop topics include seeing a van that says animal poop 911 on the road. Someone sent a pic of socks that said love me a good poop. Almost not making home from the city but making it in time to take a bad poop. Eating a big pizza shop lunch which caused a big mud dump the next morning. Taking a stinky poop at Target from eating different fast food places. Pooping in a dirty bar from almost getting stuck in traffic and some idiot keeps knocking on the door. Pooping myself seconds away from my toilet and the poop goes everywhere! You never know when a poop might hit you, it's TFTS!

This episode includes two poop articles featuring a woman taking a poop on her boss's desk after winning the lottery and penguin poop is enough to spook krill. Poop topics include eating two slices of pizza after an open mic which caused me to wake up 4am to take spicy painful snake poops. Eating 2 cheesesteaks in one day which caused a two flusher dump. Eating a bunch of items at Domino's Pizza and taking dark watery dumps. Taking a whole pot gummy which caused me to not poop and to puke twice in a friend's kitchen sink. Not being able to poop for a day then finally dropping a giant curled up dump. Having trouble pooping but then a berry smoothie and green tea with lemon helped me poop. Eating a whole BBQ chicken pizza then the next morning taking a big stinky muddy dump to wake my family up. Taking 3 more bad dumps that same day. Beet juice caused my poop to look dark purple.

Three poop articles including a woman sending fart selfies to an ex, employees injured after toilet explodes, and a little kid cleans after her own poop in a school. Poop topics include after catching a poop virus after eating hard boiled eggs and fast food. Eating almost two hoagies and taking a monster poop the next day. Keeping some tums in your wallet in case of a stomach ache. Dropping my bottled water in a pissy toilet and piss splashes on my clothes. Trying Charmin's extra strong toilet paper and it's not as good as extra soft. Marco the buffet guy calling me during a poop. Taking 3 poops from spicy wings and eating a whole tomato pie at Chickie and Pete's. Taking a poop and how did the poop get up on the rim? It's TFTS!

This episode features 3 poop topics including bat poop used to grow cannabis, a couple that poops on the floor to steal clean products, and mysterious balls of poop on Australian beaches. Poop topics include taking one of the biggest poops of the year. On NYE eating a steak and taking a big poop the next day. Almost pooping myself in the laundry room. Eating a bunch of junk that lead me to take 3 poops within a day of each other. Getting ready to leave but I get lucky and go back inside to poop. Taking a long skinny snake log and find out what I ate to have the most smelly and loud gas you can imagine!

This is the last poop show of the year and it features 3 poop articles including 2 New York men die from bat poop, metal band pit diapers and scientists are using fake whale poop in the ocean. Poop topics include pooping twice in one night after the last show and taking two stinky poops at a bar comedy open mic. Going to Chili's to eat more poop food and actually making it home to take a big stinky dump. Going to Buffalo Wild Wings and eating wings that made my nose, mouth, and butt burn from vile diarrhea. Eating a cheesesteak and a half then the next day taking a giant log dump. Trying the Wawa cheesesteak then pooping in a Target right after. Pooping over a friends house twice in one week from eating too much crap. Finally, taking a dump where you think it's big and you look back; where did the poop go?!

This episode includes three poop articles about a man obsessed with whale poop, a custodian poops in kids' food and a mother says her son sat in poop all day. Poop topics include the start of the show where I took two poops tonight in two different locations. Almost pooping myself on Halloween night but making it to a Latin bar. Taking a log with some chunks making it a two flusher. Eating mostly Wawa sandwiches for lunch which causes little snake dumps. Nothing worse than taking one of those small dumps where nothing comes up but it's all this wiping. Taking poops mostly in the late morning and late afternoon. Almost not making it to a buffalo wild wings bathroom and pooping in a Target where a small puddle of poop comes out.

This episode features a new halloween poop song parody and two poop articles. Poop topics include eating a bunch of fast food chains in a few days which lead to bad stinky dumps. Taking a dump and wetting the toilet paper to make the wiping process easier. Eating spicy wings then taking a loud fart dump in public. Taking a fat poop in this restaurant called fat moon. Trying spicy dry rub wings and then pooping in a nice target bathroom. Eating a cheesesteak and chocolate cake which lead to only pooping a little before a long night out. Not pooping until almost a day later and more poopy nonsense!

This episode includes two poop articles what happens when you hold in a fart? and a toilet outside a man's house turns off potential buyers. Poop topics include going to Chili's and taking a poop after dinner then going back 2 weeks later and not pooping after dinner. Drinking a big jar of beet juice which caused my poop to look dark red and purple. At Chipotle they put too much corn in my bowl which causes my ace hole to burn. I went over a month without pooping in public until I went to this comedy open mic. Pooping before and after my own comedy open mic. Raising Canes meal made me fart smelly gassers. Not pooping until late in the day from too much meat the night before. Telling poop stories from this bouncer I know. Folks this is the poopiest show ever, it's TFTS!

This episode includes the poop article of a mayor telling residents in Ontario not to poop in the beach. Poop topics include beet juice turning my poop red, going to a Mexican restaurant for dinner plus a super long ride home and making it home to still not poop. There is nothing worse than when your finger breaks through the toilet paper when you're wiping. Going into a Planet Fitness just to poop. Getting a small stomach bug from Chinese food which caused sweating and a hot burning backside hole. Talking about the guy who records himself getting arrested while taking a poop. Eating a undercooked cheesesteak which lead me to take 5 water dumps and hot green tea with lemon helps me poop and make my urine more clear. Folks it's TFTS!

This episode features 4 new poop articles including pooping on the moon, a runner getting stuck in a porty potty, museum that shows animals fossil poop and pooping baby dolls in Singapore. Poop articles include making a berry smoothie that turned my poop blue and purple. Eating 3 big meals on July 4th and taking a giant poop when I got home. The berry smoothies changed my morning poop schedule. Taking 5 poops on a 2 and a half day trip. A seagull pooped on my arm while I was on the beach and a man poops in a restaurant so long the server thought he skipped on the bill.

This episode features what comes up when you type poop into google. New poop articles include North Korea files 150 feces filled balloons, Texas library reinstates books about butts and farts and French protesters to poop in the seine from olympics controversy. Poop topics include eating a spicy crispy chicken sandwich from this new bar and taking spicy poops the next day. I went to Chile's and ate a big meal which caused me to take a poop in that restaurant. Pooping in the back of this pizza place bathroom and someone opens the door. Pooping in a stall so small my arms were smushed in. Pooping over a friends place and the poop gets stuck in my butt, oh no it must be TFTS!

This episode features two poop articles where a woman pulls out a sword over a dog poo incident and a woman giving herself poop transplants using her brother's feces. New poop topics include not eating chocolate because it gives me rich sloppy poops, taking a big log the next morning with bits, eating a turkey club and chicken wings which caused a big log with chunks. This egg omelet gave me wicked farts. Garlic parm wings gave me wicked farts and I pooped twice in a bar on a different night. The woman that poops herself in Walmart video. Flushing non flushable wipes at a friends house because it's too gross to rinse them in the sink. It's TFTS!

This episode features poop articles where a new beetle discovered as bird poop, EMMA relief reviewed on Amazon, Harwich factory to make jet fuel out of poop, and a woman gets burried in cow poop trying to cure a snake bite. Poop topics include going to a Mexican restaurant twice in a month and pooping there both times after eating. Pooping over a friends house, throwing the paper and wipes in a plastic bag, then throwing the bag out the window while I'm driving. Eating Spanish food and taking many dark spicy poops. What did I eat to wake up 4am and 5am to take a early morning smasher? Eating Chipotle and KFC for lunch which lead me to take a poop at a comedy show. Eating a Wawa spicy turkey club and shishkabobs which lead to taking 6 stinky poops. Finally having a keto burger at a diner with a milkshake and almost not making it home from pooping myself. It's TFTS!

Risa Cookie interviews the poop man himself about why most men don't carry wipes, what's in my doodie kit, and vile poop stories that make a pooping dog want to puke.

This episode features 4 poop topics including woman escapes in locked bathroom using the toilet, mutter museum shows colon from fatality, villagers complain from tons of bird poo, and school closes the bathroom doors on students with a cage. Poop topics include eating a halal platter with too much red sauce, having to poop the whole saturday night and making it home without pooping. Dominoes pizza, brownies, and garlic bread gave me really loud stinky farts. Eating some turkey with stuffing and veggies causing another fart storm. Folks it's TFTS!

This episode features a poop article of scientist extracted wooly rhino dna from hyena poop. Poop topics include my awful stomach virus. Pooping the virus out in the shower. The great feeling after nailing a solid fart after a virus. A bell pepper on a cheesesteak gave my ace hole a great burn. Grabbing toilet paper out of the toilet and getting poop on my hands after a shower, yuck. Buying a big box of 1200 wipes for pooping. My review of Fiber 1 cereal and forcing myself to take a vain in the forehead force dump. It's TFTS!

This episode features the poop articles of a Chinese chess player defecating in a hot tub after a win, exploding toilet leaves a man all poopy, and where does the poop go in space? Poop topics include the Wawa Italian hoagie gives me bad farts. Getting off the tredmill in the gym to take my first gym poop. This seafood place gave me worst farts than Chipotle. Almost leaving then going back into my house to poop twice in one day. Almost pooping my pants in my car but making it to a 2nd Wawa for poop action. Filling up a whole poop garbage bag for trash day, pooping in the am, and pooping at the super market while my dad smells my bad fart I left in the aisle. It's TFTS!

5 poop articles including most tooth brushes have poop on them, rob desantis poop map goes viral, ohio attorney suspended over pooping in pringles can, 9 inch turd falls out of strippers butt, and how to poop in space? Poop topics include making it home just in time to make 2 big stinking dumps. Spending 40 dollars on toilet paper, taking a poop after my comedy open mic, did you know when you poop the smell goes in the air? Eating too much meat and snacks which causes a bad smell the wake everyone up. Almost sharting in my kitchen from too much grease and chocolate. Taking a poop at a bar, when I got home, and in the next morning from eating...? It's TFTS!

3 poop articles including people do poop in line at Disneyland, brown Friday is a day for plumbers, and a Florida man arrested for pooping on a dead possum. Poop topics include eating Wendy's double's or triple burger 3 times this month and making big dumps. I hate it when the poop burns and it comes out little by little. Taking Peptol Bismol after stomach aches, turkey gravy and stuffing have it's own fart smell. Taking 4 dumps in one night after having 4 unhealthy meals during the day. It's TFTS!

This episode includes poop articles of a woman getting a box of giraffe poop taken away at an airport, heimscheisses is a German word for someone who can't poop outside their home, and easyjet flight cancelled after someone pooped on the airplane bathroom floor. Poop topics include not pooping all day from a MCD meal and the next day filling the bowl of with coco puffs. Most nights when I drive back from someone I realize I have to poop most of the time. Making it home to poop from an open mic after eating greasy buffalo wings all day. Almost pooping myself in the kitchen from a spicy chicken platter and chocolate. Dropping a long curvy log from eating chocolate and fast food all day. Pooping 4 times in a day from 4 meals and 2 were in the am. It's TFTS you jerks!

This episode features 3 poop articles of a farmer spraying protesters with a poop tank, couple demands refund for sitting next to farting and drooling dog on plane, and we find out does the 7 second poop method work? Poop topics include taking 2 explosive dumps in Target from fast food. Almost sharting at home from eating a big meal, two dumps on a live stream in the city, the next night staying in from too much grease and thank god I did. Folks, it's TFTS!

This episode features 2 poop articles of too much dog poop in Washington and 57 swimmers get diarrhea at a triathalon. New poop topics include taking a poop on live stream and no one comes in the bathroom. Try not to think about it, does that work? Trying the KFC spicy chicken sandwich, taking 2 poops at a comedy open mic and water leaks underneath the toilet. Almost pooping myself at home from eating ice cream and whipped cream. Eating a whole medium pizza at this open mic, making it home and taking 3 big dumps the next day. It's TFTS!

This episode includes 4 poop articles featuring Florida officers are accused of jailing their son over potty training, sewer truck spill covers cars in poop, Joe Jonas poops his white pants on stage live, and a tractor trailer flips spilling loads of chicken poop. Poop topics include putting peppers on a sandwich to help poop, a long vile poop story where I poop in my car twice, pooping 3 times at a comedy open mic, and taking peptol bismol from my butt hole burning from hot wings. It's TFTS!

This episode features two new poop articles where a man gets fired for spending 6 hours in a bathroom at work all day and a woman poops on a dead man's face. New poop topics include taking two small dumps at two different places in old city. Taking a poop in the backseat of my dad's van while cars go by. Dropping a poop in a Target bathroom and no one comes in at all. My dad poops in a plastic bag at a busy turn light. Eating wings twice in one day then as soon as I leave a open mic I have to poop and just making it to a Wawa. Trying the new flaming hot Ruffles chips which leads to a spicy painful dump. We end the show with a puppet poop parody sent by Constanza himself.

This episode features 5 new poop articles prankster sent students to hospital using fart spray, woman claims neighbors defecate in buckets, South Carolina high school threatens to remove toilet paper, Starbucks new olive oil coffee is making people poop a lot, and physical therapist tips for people who can't poop on vacation. Poop topics include I've been eating more steaks and they make my poop dark. Eating 3 meals and barely making it home to make 3 big stinky chunk dumps. Taking a poop in a nasty porty potty, and putting too much paprika on my steak which lead to a red burning poop.

This episode includes 2 poop articles and 3 movie clips that interrupted the stream. Poop topics include barely making it home to poop but making it to a Wawa. Flaming hot ranch doritos burned my butt and gave me the runs. Undercooked cheesesteak and cheese fries gives me stinky dumps. Ever take one of those dumps where your poop is all broken in pieces? And throwing out a 2 week trash bag filled with used wipes and toilet paper.

This episode features 7 poop articles and a poop story from a viewer from last months episode. New poop topics include Popeye's spicy chicken doesn't burn my butt compared to Wendy's spicy chicken sandwich. My experience going to my first Brazilian buffet with Marco the buffet guru and some poop stories to follow. Going to a Wawa to take a nasty dump after a comedy open mic and still sticking with the kale smoothies.

This episode features 4 new poop articles featuring a bowhunter shooting an animal while taking a number 2, director ask for understanding after smearing dog poop in critics face, Warmicks students wake up to find poop taped to their front door, and nutrition brand is seeking someone smelling feces for money. New poop topics include putting too much red sauce on my halal platter and my butt burning, adding kale to my protein smoothies and it makes my poop snaky, eating two double burgers in one night and pooping a little at a time, trying this baking soda detox drink and pooping hard the next day, and sticking with the kale to add some greens to my smoothie.

This episode features 6 poop topics including drunken man poops on pt crusier, bags of poop thrown at two Irish legislators, sisters forced off train over barking and pooping, pooping unicorn lawsuit for Black Eyed Peas song My Humps, man accused of pooping in Joe's Crab Shack arrested, and thief poops in community center sink. Poop topics include Chinese mild wings giving me morning gassers, vegetable green smoothie did nothing for my poop, my big poop bag of wipers and paper smell goes up my nose, and too much spicy food gives me the night and morning runs.

This episode features 4 new poop articles of a video of a laser experiment, FDA approves fecal slurry, old man gets shell stuck in his anus, and a new $11,500 toilet. Poop topics include taking a big meat loaf sized dump, barely making it home to take 3 dumps, having a piece of fecal stuck to the toilet bowl, dropping 2 big meatball dumps after a night of drinking, trimming butt hole hair to avoid dingle berries, pooping out a spicy buffalo wing dump, and continuing to drink smoothies every day for better pooping. Happy New Year! Here's to another year of pooping!

This episode features a new poop article about a man practicing law pooping in a pringles can and throwing it at people. New poop topics include seeing a poopy bumper sticker, making it home just in time to take a big poop, eating a Wawa burger and taking a big dump the next day that looked like the burger, ending a live stream early to make a spicy halal poop, eating spicy ranch doritos and taking a painful bowel movement, the wendy's spicy chicken sandwich gave me one of the most painful dumps of my life, eating 5 slices of pizza live then taking 5 dumps at home, barely making it home to taking a taco bell dump and when I got back in my car the farts were still there. It's the best show about poop!

This episode features a new poop article where a dog poo's in a woman's mouth while she's sleeping in the hospital. New poop topics include pooping too slow and almost running late, hot green tea with lemon sometimes works and makes me poop, I can't poop in the morning anymore, a long poop story where I almost poop myself in my car so I pull over to the side of the road and poop like a dog, dropping 3 big logs in a day, and drinking smoothies to poop better.

This episode features 3 new poop articles where a kid says poop and songs come up, mystery dumper in Bolton, and a woman finds poop on her Subway sandwich. New poop topics include eating at Chili's and making stinky farts the next day. Taking a poop in a crowded hipster bar from eating 711 wings on live stream. Going live makes myself and others poop, why? Dropping a 10 inch log from eating MCD and chicken quesadilla's. Dropping really bad gasers at a pool hool then in my car and almost pooping myself; go inside a bar and take a stinky poop, the toilet doesn't flush but I open the tank and pull the plunger. Finally, taking a stinky dump from 711 pizza and too much protein. It's TFTS! The best show about poop!

This episode features the poop article of poopy splash pads. New topics include having a hotel room for pooping, pooping before a flight is amazing, pooping in a handicap stall makes public pooping amazing, going to a buffet and eating 4 plates of food then taking a stinky dump there and a stinky dump at home, eating 2 big meals then dropping a super skinny long log, eating 2 big meals then the next day dropping 2 giant logs, KFC with hot sauce makes stinky loud farts, and getting poop on your hands. Happy 50 episodes of TFTS and here's to another 50 more!

This episode features a new poop article of could your old poop cure you of future diseases. New poop topics include hating dumps that require too much wiping, ending a live stream to take a dump in a hot nasty bar where the toilet clogs, the thought of someone getting stuck in traffic and having to poop bad, I can't hold my farts in that long, eating too much greasy food then pooping all night, and almost pooping myself on live stream twice.

This episode features a poop article where a man hides in cow manure from the cops. The Costanza calls in for first time to talk about work and school dumps. Poop topics include putting red sauce on your halal platter and sweating like crazy, pooping on live stream, sticking wipes back there on live stream, eating taco bell and kfc then taking big stinky dumps, buying a 28 dollar pack of Charmin extra soft toilet paper, eating big cookies to make your bowels bigger, eating fiber cereal and a banana then cutting a gasser, eating a double whopper then the next day leaving black bits of that double whooper. Folks it's the best show about poop, TFTS!

This episode features 7 poop articles in the world of news. Poop topics include leaving an open mic then u-turning to go back to poop, eating too much food then making a dead hot sauce fart, throwing out a giant black trash bag out for trash day, eating a halal platter then sharting, getting a stomach virus then pooping out water like a fire hydrant, getting excited when your poop goes back to normal after a stomach virus, and making other comedians tell poop stories in their comedy sets.

This episode features 4 new poop articles including a construction worker dropping a bag of poop off a crane, Japan new poop bathe bomb, tree farts greenhouse gases, and why do farts smell worst in the shower? Poop topics include witnessing a man yell at a fast food staff for no toilet paper in the slits bathroom, eating a spicy chicken cheesesteak for lunch and 10 tacos for dinner which lead to big stinky painful dumps, the next day dropping a 9 inch log and not taking a picture of it, my dad yelled at me for leaving my giant poop bag for everyone to see, ham farts are loud and chunky, eating big meaty foods and just making it home in time to leave a giant stinker!

This episode features two new poop videos of a feces attack and a morning poop in public. New poop article in Arizona getting paid to poop for research. New poop articles include two days after the last show getting a stomach virus and pooping water for days, it takes days for your poop to get back to normal, an update on my big new toilet, pooping snakes 4 times in a day from too much bread and meat, mango habanero wings burned my poop hole at an open mic, eating too much pizza and cheesesteak then taking 5 nasty sweaty poops at night. Folks this is your # 1 show about # 2!

This episode features the poop topics of Lamar Odom pooping his bed on tv, 10K super bowl give away for biggest poop, and a company offers more than 6k to smell dog poop for two months. Poop topics include chocolate milk makes my poop chocolatey, Halal food gave me red acidy dumps, Burger King milkshake made my poop come out, eating a big lunch and fiber for dinner caused me to drop a giant smooth log, forgetting my baby wipes after a night out and realizing how lucky I was, updating my small broke toilet to a bigger toilet, and leaving early made me lucky cause I took a big nasty poop 20 minutes later!

This episode features two new poop videos of a woman's car getting pooped on and a woman throws dog poop at a man. Two new poop articles featuring Dr. claims it's possible to fart yourself blind and fake poop helps evicted owls settle into new neighborhoods. Poop topics include Charmin extra soft toilet paper is the best, making acidy flu dumps, I hate making small bit poops, Wendy's spicy chicken blew my butt hole out, my giant poop bag smells like my butt for a week, and finally dropping a bag log after many small dump attempts.

This episode features the poop topics of Colorado has early signs of Omicron in sewage, Colorado leads the nation in dog poop complaints, and farting barrister loses harassment claim against colleague who asked him to stop. Poop topics include dropping a giant O dump, eating a whole slack of ribs and making giant rib farts, eating too much fiber and other types of foods that lead to pooping in the middle of the night, eating a whole 1 foot hoagie and making a giant chunk dump, getting a log stuck in the middle of the toilet bowl, eating too much bacon cheeseburgers and making dumps that look like them, and pooping in a toilet not too much later after I cleaned it. The last poop show of the year, Happy Poop Years!

This episode features 3 new poop articles featuring broken toilet causes spacex to use diapers, a woman pooping herself in the middle of a marathon, and tapeworms found in man's brain decades later. Poop topics include creating a fart booth after a shower, still having doodie after a shower, too much bacon lead to greasy anal leakage, leaving just on time at night to take two painful dumps, too much meat and cheese lead to brutal Mozzarella farts, accidentally leaving a baby wipe in me and coming home later to find blood in it, taking two big dumps from a giant slice of pizza, farting 3 times and my dad walks right into it, breaking my poop water bucket, using bigger trash bags for my poop bag, and still grateful for the box of wipes even though 800 isn't enough. This is the best poop show on earth!

This episode features 5 new poop articles including women poop while giving birth, police search for a man who took dirty diapers from a daycare, tattoo artist set fire from fat girls fat, a man was covered in poop after passing plane dump toilet waste, and man dies after friend pumps air in his rectum. Poop topics include big chocolate chip cookies causing bigger dumps, pooping on my butt cheeks from raisin brain and chocolate milk, two big meal days which lead to chunky smelly dumps, an idea for an product that gets rid of poop finger and I finally started eating beans and corn again!

This episode features the poop topics of accused gas passer goes free, disgusting man poops on pizza rolls in a supermarket and woman gets it on her hands, man accused of breaking into a home to steal a pooper scooper, and man ejaculates from anus and urinates feces. Poop topics include pooping where nothing is in the bowl, pooping myself on my kitchen deck at night, my dad pooping himself before he goes to work and didn't have time to shower, eating way too much taco bell and pooping all day, expired chicken caused my butt to burn bad, Halal food smells the same as it comes out, bad cheesesteak and chipotle bowl caused me to poop all day, getting poop on your hands after a shower, getting poop on your hands two days in a row, almond joy almond candy caused me to poop all day, and screaming why does my life revolve around my poop as I'm pooping! This show is too literal, It's TFTS!

This episode features a new poop article where 3 brothers died from a manure pit. Poop topics include cheap toilet paper burning your ace hole, pooping in hot stalls, accidentally thinking you're muted and people can hear your poop noises on live stream, my local target running out of wipes, 75% alcohol wipes burned my ace hole real bad, using hand sanitizer and having a flaming ace hole, stale oreo's turned my poop black, and burger king's spicy chicken made me poop bits. This show is too graphic and pacific.

This episode features the poop articles of NBC canceling a show for a diarrhea outbreak and finding something special in dinosaur poop. Poop topics include bird poop on my car every day, Kurt Russell brings up the diaper genie, taking a dump before you eat then going right back to eating, pooping with your shirt off, Pete calls in to bring up pooping at the beach, spicy little dumps, injuring your poop poking finger makes life terrible, smores gives me rich and mudy dumps, luckily getting the only stall in a public bathroom, and being afraid to poop on a plane. This is your favorite show about poop TFTS!

This episode features two poop articles where a man gets flammable deodorant stuck in his rectum and a man steals a bunch of toilet seats. Two new embarrassing poop stories involving my dad pooping where the roofies can see and the internet guy see's and smells my poop bag. Poop topics include bleeding out my bum after the last episode, my dad walks right into one of my raisin brain farts, making a 9 inch log from too much bread and meat, why Summertime is the worst for pooping, Wawa's spicy burger caused a meat loaf dump, throwing out two poop bags in one day, and making a wish from a long butt hole hair. This is pants down the best show about poop!

This episode features 4 poop articles of a man arrested at Kid Rock's bar, man building a poop wall in a neighbor dispute, do cats butts really touch all surfaces? and a who flushed supreme court investigation. Topics include almost pooping myself eating Chinese food, taking 5 dumps in a day, eating KFC twice in one day causes thick rich creamy dumps, my poop stunk so bad a mouse ran over my foot, pooping a stringy dump, using a toilet brush to clean up a chunky rich dump stuck to the bowl, taking 7 dumps in one day, and Bill Miller tells us a story of a crazy man near a nightclub. It's TFTS! See you folks next month!

This episode features a poop article of an Australian man fined for farting on the police. New poop topics featuring on why they should have a poop school, how to drop two big log dumps in a day, Taco Bell gives me soupy poops, concoctions on what kind of food you can eat you give you big dumps, and using your own pee bucket to flush down your gross poop. This is the only poop show that gives you the secrets to big logs!