Teenage Dirtbags

Meatloaf and Cher AND Foreigner! Damn

We lost a lot this year, but we gained this terrible music video

Gary and Brayton talk about Bjork. As much as one can talk about something ineffible.

Gary and Brayton talk about a video. Rockafeller Skank to be exact

We're sorry about how sporadic the show has been! It might continue to be sporadic! We're sorry!

This video has Reggie Watts, what more do you need? Oh, Terrance Stamp? He's here too.

If it hadn't have been for Cotton Eye Joe this episode would be over a long time ago

Must be Santa time already? You're damn right it is.

Sometimes animals just gotta strip.

Zip zip zip a zip drive in your flipper Got go get Gilligan because I'm the Skipper I don't like the Red Hot Chili Peppers much The end

Due to an injury, me and Brayton haven't been able to record and won't be able to til next week. This micro episode is to let you folks know, and also, this song slays. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

Sometimes you just want a quiet night in to contemplate how all of your friends are getting on with their lives and sending out digital wedding invitations then some weirdo shows up and wants to play tapes and dance in your apartment. Life is rough.

Brayton and Gary explore the science of how long an Mmmbop actually is. Hanson Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE Kidz Bop Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPxwchPRys

Summer Jam season continues on with a twofer from the Dirtboys and PUSA. Lump and Peaches!

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? - Old man Turtle Face

War! What is it good for? Apparently some bad slam poetry and an opportunity for us to crack jokes about a silly video

Eddie waited till he got to high school. Don't wait that long to listen to this new episode. Watch Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmFxgEGKH0)

Jonny's got a new episode Jonny wants you to listen right away. Jonny Supports Patreon, Jonny has an invisible AK Watch Here (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7APmRkatEU)

jfc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WR3gF9J0hQ)

We are your sugarbuns, your butter....babies. Come for the trailer for Kiss the Girls 2: The Butterfly Collector. Watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE)

Brayton takes a look at the most common species of bassist, the prolific "Bald Bassist with Goatee." Videos discussed: "No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s88r_q7oufE) "Chop Suey" by System of a Down (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY) "Dig" by Mudvayne (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIqbdnaPcT8)

Come for the aesthetic, stay to learn about the sport of football. Ahem (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfFCb1y0WfA)

The dirtboys are back with, well, here we go. Watch this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtffv9bpB-U)

That's right, it's time again for our annual tradition, our yearly ritual, our yuletide dipshittery. It's time, for Must Be Santa (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus). Then a break to recharge our batteries! We'll be back in a month or so.

We took a lil break but The Hook Brought Us Back (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdz5kCaCRFM) In a sort of anti Scatman John situation, a jackass frontman makes a decent song a bit worse rather than the other way around. 3 more episodes this season!

Here's the video! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd3Y4o95ObU) Gary hasn't seen this one, so watch at your own risk. We'll be back with a regular episode next time!

We end as we began: With the ghost of Louie Armstrong summoned from a brick wall. Watch this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h1X5Mir85M) and see the Summer of Scat fade into the review mirror.

The Summer of Scat Continues! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02vDkMEdIkY) Brayton and Gary tcb with Scatman's World, a magical place at the intersection of dreams and life.

There's enough misery in the world so we're pivoting away from the Summer of Glum/Summer Bummers series to THE SUMMER OF SCAT. Join us, for part 1. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8)

Summer Jam season continues, late into the summer, with this undeniable ear worm from the golden age of west coast gangsta rap. Dig it. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc)

Summer Jam Seasons begins with THE WORST SONG WE'VE DONE FOR THE SHOW. Check it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

(Extremely Warcraft 3 voice) The Slumlord...has awakened. BnG raises the rent on the slumlord in question. Check this Hotline Miami ass fire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0wPHAau1ts

Welp, there's a few different Hearts on Fire videos. This is the one we watched (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25X8RAjJ00). It's time to get Skelecrazy and Cubist in this piece.

Check out this all time classic (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wBTdfAkqGU), then party with the Dirtboys in Inglewood (Inglewood, Illinois).

More "Daily Motion Sickness" with HALCALI and Girigiri Surf Rider. Scope this catchy number. (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x35v94_halcali-girigiri-surf-rider_news) Gang violence AND a new Pokemon tournament? Happy happy birthday to me! (it's not actually my birthday).

It's a TEENAGE DIRTBAGS SPECIAL REPORT! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUb450Alpps) Time to end our contract with Christian Slater. We don't mind stealing bread, and hopefully you don't mind listening to this episode. And a bonus 8-bit version (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLMkp-6W9uI)

Let's Go to, sigh, Daily Motion (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yfvq_cure-let-s-go-to-bed_music) for some bouncy weirdos, courtesy of Liam McCann! Let's get literal!

Listen, there are just some things we won't do. I wouldn't top deck an airplane bathroom, for example. But Meatloaf is different. Watch this (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x337wb_meat-loaf-i-d-do-anything-for-love_music)

Well, somebody fucking did it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXZkdEj7YI). Yes. Me did it. This special, special song brought to you by Kole Ross, and features special guest special Kole guest Ross.

Picture this. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY) Brayton and Gary will fall off in your grill, and then take a shit, with our 2nd Duckstream donation request. Yes, we are guilty motherfuckers, we are death.