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Mmmmmm drop?  This week Stew from SWO Productions joins us to review the new thriller Drop! Find out if it's worth a watch when you listen on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or right on our website! Check out our merch store! You can now support us on Patreon and get an extra episode of the podcast every month! Check out our You Tube channel!  Follow us on Tik Tok!  Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Instagram

Back from the NFL owners meetings - and from the breaking news that came out when he was 35,000 feet in the air on his return - Darren Urban joins Paul Calvisi and Dani Sureck to talk about the return of Calais Campbell and what it means for this newly minted defensive line. But that's just the start of topics, which include the veteran leadership the team has collected, the Cardinals' chances in the NFC West, what might happen with the draft (and the D-line), wide receiver or corner early as a pick, a tush push update, your Getting Cultured with Dani, JG and BMI, getting a speed receiver, and Darren's totally ***not*** Winning Behavior.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back from the NFL owners meetings - and from the breaking news that came out when he was 35,000 feet in the air on his return - Darren Urban joins Paul Calvisi and Dani Sureck to talk about the return of Calais Campbell and what it means for this newly minted defensive line. But that's just the start of topics, which include the veteran leadership the team has collected, the Cardinals' chances in the NFC West, what might happen with the draft (and the D-line), wide receiver or corner early as a pick, a tush push update, your Getting Cultured with Dani, JG and BMI, getting a speed receiver, and Darren's totally ***not*** Winning Behavior.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tino comes with a super bougie "Can't Stand", Serina reveals a new "first date" trend, Are You Smarter Than Nicasio, and Matt gets some encouraging news about his height... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Westercauw chats with Johnny (guitarist from the band Dig) about scandalous rumors, working at Tower Records, Clear Channel censorship, and the modern rock hits of March 1994. Songs under discussion include: Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" Tori Amos - "God" Alice In Chains - "No Excuses" Dig - "Believe" Season 7 (1994) Spotify Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/19V29Sq8PhdbMVyODJyUz6

Clean your foreskin or face the consequences... Sarcasm online just doesn't work... Making AI porn of Katie... Katie being socially awkward... Petrified wiener butter... Man dies during BDSM session... Always have your paperwork in order before jumping into some deep BDSM... Some off putting things that get people off... Big Baby... The Oyster Catchers vagina looking logo... All mascots are nightmare fuel... Indiana teacher arrested for banging a whole group of her students while wearing Halloween masks... You better be correct... The Cart Nark needs to go down... How we think Neanderthals' fucked... Another Florida couple arrested for having sex in front of a Wendy's. How is Katie connected to this??? Katie's run ins with the homeless at the camp... The woman who married one roller coaster is now pregnant with another roller coaster's child... Woman arrested for the second time for assault with a dildo... Glass dildos are more durable than you would think... Putting the dicks away for the cable guy... Urine therapy anyone??? Planning your sex life for the upcoming year, at least for one woman... The man who married identical triplets... That's some white people shit... Being Sabastian Janakowski... The spray foam ED treatment emergency room trip, again... Mmmmmm dick... Double tall boys!

MIA AND LIV DISCUSS THE NAUGHTY SIDE TO SOME CUCKOLDING AND MORE.. IT GETS INTERESTING!IF YOU HAVE A STORY, COME TELL US!

Un plan à trois ? Mmmmmm... Pourquoi Pas ! Mais pas n'importe quel plan à Trois. Pas quelque chose de convenu, dans un cadre, à cet effet, prévu. Pas une interview solo mais plutôt des bas...des hauts, des débats en trio ! Parce qu'à deux c'est bien oui d'accord mais à trois… c'est encore mieux … Le Plan à Trois de Lalie : https://www.radiolocalitiz.fr/le-plan-a-trois-de-lalie/ L'invité : Félix, Chat Chinois Une rencontre puissante voire intimidante... À lui seul, un spectacle vivant ! Avant mon cœur avait deux chats, Maintenant, il en a Trois : Felix LE Chat Chinois ! https://www.facebook.com/chatchinois.music https://www.instagram.com/chat.chinois/ En Guest et grâce à qui, cette rencontre avec Chat Chinois : Pierre Parisot ! Mon fou-doux alias Pierrot, El Dynamico Lieu :  La Médiathèque José Cabanis à Toulouse 1 All. Jacques Chaban-Delmas, 31500 Toulouse - 05 62 27 40 88 Titres diffusés : Chat Chinois « Homo Sapiens » Titres en Live : Chat Chinois « Chat Chinois » Titres additionnels : Jeanne Mas « Toute première fois » Chat Chinois « Sous le niveau de la mer » Chat Chinois « J'ai Oublié » NTM « De Best » Francis Lai « un homme et une femme » Soutenez-nous sur helloasso.com !

Un plan à trois ? Mmmmmm... Pourquoi Pas ! Mais pas n'importe quel plan à Trois. Pas quelque chose de convenu, dans un cadre, à cet effet, prévu. Pas une interview solo mais plutôt des bas...des hauts, des débats en trio ! Parce qu'à deux c'est bien oui d'accord mais à trois… c'est encore mieux … Le Plan à Trois de Lalie : https://www.radiolocalitiz.fr/le-plan-a-trois-de-lalie/ L'invité : Evens Mab Evens …c'est un soleil ! Et ce qui est bien avec  le soleil, C'est que ses rayons sont comme l'amour. Ils s'additionnent… Ce que le soleil donne … À l'un, n'en prive pas l'autre. Facebook - Instagram - Tiktok - YouTube En Guest et à l'improvisation de tous les moments, à la vidéo et aux photos : Emilie Serralta Lieu : Au Gai Pêcheur Restaurant Café-Concert - Cuisine Canaille 67 route d'Albi, Toulouse, France -  05 61 63 66 17 Facebook Titres diffusés : « Elikia » Evens Mab Titres en Live : « Mamé » Evens Mab « Let it be » The Beatles by Evens Mab Titres additionnels : Jeanne Mas « Toute première fois » Francis Lai « un homme et une femme »   Soutenez-nous sur helloasso.com !

It's time for another Mind Gap Podcast! This week, Doug and Justin decide what thing they'd want to be the best in the world at. Doug makes a practical case for going with something mundane but Justin manages to find something so mundane not even Doug can defend it. The conversation shifts to a new product from Progresso, hard candy that tastes like soup. Mmmmmm. The dorks discuss where they land on the soup-loving scale and what other savory flavors would be interesting in hard candy form. Our hosts then BRIEFly talk about the Official No Trousers Tube Ride that happened earlier this year in London.   Things are wrapped up with another round of the movie clip guessing game, where Justin plays clips from different movies and Doug does his best to guess which films they're from.   Check out our YouTube channel where we livestream our new podcast episodes every Tuesday at 8pmCT and our video game stream every Saturday at 8pmCT. Be sure to like and subscribe for this content as well as episode highlights, Doug Watches Awkward Videos, Justin Plays Video games, and more!   We have MERCH now! Follow us on all of our social medias and other platforms!

If you're a fan of soup and hard candy, well boy howdy do we have the latest and greatest craze for you! It's sweets for the soul... And if you spot a thing that shouldn't be, send it in to janesays@civicmedia.us and we might use it on the show! So join us Monday through Friday at 11:51 a.m. for “This Shouldn't Be A Thing!” or search for it on Spotify, Apple or wherever you get your podcasts.  And thanks for listening!!

For five incredible years, Sunday Edition has been ACB's open space—a welcoming and vibrant platform where your thoughts matter. It's the place where members come together, share ideas, and engage in conversations that shape the future of our community. This Sunday, we're keeping that tradition alive as we honor Ray Campbell and invite your thoughts on the next steps for ACB.  Ray has announced that the 2025 ACB Conference and Convention in Dallas will mark the conclusion of his 19 years of service on the ACB Board. As Second Vice President, Ray has exemplified dedication and vision, and now he's passing the torch to the next generation of leaders. His decision sparks a crucial moment for reflection and conversation—conversations where your thoughts will help pave the way forward.  Join us for an engaging roundtable where we'll explore these pivotal questions:    •    Passing the Torch: How can we ensure a seamless transition to new leadership?    •    Leadership Structure: Should we reimagine how ACB operates?    •    Presidential Responsibilities: Is it time to compensate the ACB President?    •    Board Roles: Should directors take on specific duties within the organization?    •    Vision for the Future: Is our current system effective, and what do we need from tomorrow's leaders?  We'll also ask whether our mentoring programs are preparing strong leaders and discuss whether it's time for other long-serving leaders to consider stepping aside to make room for fresh perspectives.  This is your space, and we want to hear your thoughts. Join us to celebrate Ray's legacy, reflect on the lessons of the past, and share your vision for ACB's future.  

Topics:  Anxiety, Beanie Babies, As Far As The Curse Is Found, Coffee Study BONUS MATERIAL: UnitedHealthcare Shooting   Quotes: “I want to partner with God in life.” “People are becoming more open to Jesus.” “Our lives should prove God is real.”  “Whatever That Lobster Was.”

Embarquez pour une fascinante exploration musicale avec l'épisode de 'Music Story' consacré aux Crash Test Dummies et à leur tube incontournable des années 90 !

Your host Andy, Ant and Dun chew the fat during an International break of not much note for the R's, but find a fair bit to discuss. - Clear Bluesky Thinking - A pleasant social media week full of Ranger fan starter packs, mass blocking and cat pic feeds. Feel free to ignore Alexei Lalas. We will be. - Marti is still our manager and QPR didn't lose. Progress. - Stoking the Ires - A visit from the Potters awaits - Will Morrison, Fox, Paal and Frey return to the Fray? - The return of Cutlets, and the continued curse of Rodgers - Tyson's barefaced cheek - QPR WIN AT HOME. Thank you ladies for the Schaffer! - Olly and Gareth return to management, Olly does Olly things with his wife's sage. - All the pods and QPR media are bleak so we have the antidote... - MMMMMM....LOVELY STUFF - Ant knows a World Champions, Andy Peels the layer of the Onion's latest acquisition and Dun is Baking Great British Sausage rolls (Handshake unlikely) - In Blighty, A house fit for a Burger King gets one star, and it's not a Michelin one - Predictions - a lot of predictions. Ant may have overworked his AI - Willock's 65 yard belter into the top corner - Andy plays band or no band To our new Bluesky followers, feels free to leave us a 5 star review To our current listenership, feel free to leave us a 5 star review. (We're not a Welsh Burger King. We know how to cook Jalapeno Bites and we don't call Fries, Chips! So, no 1 star reviews please!)

Fun with sexy single mum makes me envy of other dads. by BritPop. Listen to the podcast at Steamy Stories   I was dutifully dropping off at the school gate and I was all ready to make my home. I was in no rush. I had recently split with my wife. She kept the house and belongings along with a new fella. I had rented myself a tiny flat, all I could afford. I wasn't pleased with the situation but I had brought it on myself by having a fling with a colleague. A one night stand that had turned into one night too many and we had been spotted. Her husband had forgiven her indiscretions; my wife had not. Ah well. Back to the tiny, lonely house as I had a few days off work. I had no plans and no money to spend, even if I did have anything planned. “Hi. How are you doing?” I turned around and was surprised to see one of the other mums, Candy. When their wives weren't listening, most dads had nicknamed her “Eye Candy”. However, when their wives WERE around, most dads kept their eyes averted from this particular mum if they didn't want to pay the price later with an ear bashing about ogling. My own wife would be particularly vocal if she saw me so much as look at Candy's fabulous, single mum body. Many a time I had done one double take too many at one of Candy's particularly flattering and body-revealing outfits and I had had hours of ear ache about “eyeing up that slut.” In fact my initial thought when she spoke to me was panic before I suddenly realised I was free to let my eyes roam wherever I liked. And my eyes did like roaming over the white boob tube and very mini mini skirt very much indeed. She was standing very close and I have never been so pleased to be a tall man. I got an excellent view down the boob tube at a superb pair. I am unashamedly a tit man and Candy's jugs looked to be top of the class. I relaxed and allowed myself to be flattered that she had chosen to speak to me. “I was so sorry to hear you had split with your wife. You must be devastated.” “Oh…erm…” I quickly tried to drag my thoughts away from those tan titties and what I would like to do with them. “Oh yeah…well, you know…it's been really tough… but we're trying to…” Man, that was a short skirt. What delights would I find if I just lifted that hem a couple of inches? “Yeah, we're..um…trying to keep everything as civilised as we can…” “That is such a mature attitude. I really admire you.” She moved even closer and touched my arm. I could smell her perfume. I could even smell her shampoo. Better than her smell was the fact that the movement of her arm towards me caused those boobs to jostle and jiggle slightly. My mouth was watering. I wasn't feeling mature - I was feeling like an 18 year old kid getting hard seeing all the top heavy girls in their bikinis at the local pool. I cleared my throat to make sure my voice came out normally and didn't give away how I was feeling. “Thank you. It helps to talk to someone. I don't suppose I can give you a lift home?” “If you're sure it would be no trouble?” she replied. None whatsoever, I thought to myself. It had been a long time since I had enjoyed female company and I was enjoying hers way more than usual. I also enjoyed the other dads giving me covert looks of jealousy as I escorted her to my car. The ones with their wives just gave me quick “Lucky bastard!” glances while the dads on their own unashamedly stared, wondering how in the hell I had managed to get myself into a situation where Eye Candy was getting into my car. I have never felt so glad to have been in the jeep. “Watch your step up there,” I said. “Ooooh, I need to get my balance!” In order to do this, she parted her legs in her high heeled sandals, reached over and “steadied” herself by holding on to the other side of the passenger seat. It was an unusual method but, I have to tell you, it worked for me. It meant that she was a foot up in the air, bending over in a mini skirt and high heels with her legs apart. I could see her red lace panties, her very shapely arse cheeks and the bulge of her pussy lips, peeping between her legs. And she took quite a while to steady herself, wriggling her round arse to do it. Finally, and to my immense disappointment, she climbed into the passenger seat and I closed the door. I walked slowly round to the driver's seat, trying to get the contents of my trousers under control. I knew my bulge was visible but no red-blooded male could have seen that sight and kept his dick under control. Those panties were a red rag to my bull. As we drove to her place, we both discussed how lonely it could be not having a partner in your life. “There are so many things I miss,” she told me, opening and closing her shapely legs just a little. I was sure I wasn't misreading the messages. Candy was coming on to me and believe me, I wasn't going to be playing hard to get. When we got to her house, I made sure I was a gentleman and raced round to open the door for her. This time, her legs parted considerably as she swung them round to get out and I stood well back to give her room. Also of course to make sure I could see right up that skirt. Mmmmmm, that bulge in those panties suggested lovely swollen pussy lips If I wasn't mistaken, I detected a wet patch too. God, I hoped I was going to get a chance to find out. She invited me in for a drink and I said I thought I should be OK for time… Her house was great, with a pool. I was so glad I hadn't taken her to mine. She fixed me a cold drink and we sat next to each other on the sofa and talked some more about how lonely our lives were. She leant forwards a few times to touch me on the arm - and also give me a great view of those stupendous knockers. Finally she went to wash up the glasses. I decided it was time to make a move and if I got my face slapped, I would chalk it up to experience. I moved close behind her as she had her hands in the soapy water. I murmured in her ear that maybe we could help each other with our loneliness. She pushed back her mini skirt coated arse and rubbed it in a circular motion against the bulge in my trousers. I needed no further encouragement. I slipped my hands under the boob tube and slowly lifted it over those titties. The elastic caught slightly on her nipples making her jugs bounce gently up and down. As I have said, I have been a tit man all my life but they were the best pair I had ever seen and all natural. I dipped my hands in the foamy water then began a slow, slippery massage of them. When I thumbed her nipples, her knees nearly buckled and she held onto the sink for support. I continued to indulge myself for a while, lathering more suds onto those beauties and letting my hands slide all over them, then lifting them up, feeling their formidable weight and then letting them drop, soap suds spraying into the air. Finally I turned her round and suckled each tittie slowly (pleasantly lemon-flavoured from the dish washing liquid), bringing each teat up to its full potential then licking and flicking it with my tongue. She had her arms round my shoulders and was moaning and groaning in my ear, telling me how wet I was making her and I don't think she meant the soap suds. Her hands slid down to my body and unbuckled my belt. She slipped her small, slender hand inside my pants then led me by my stiff cock back to the living room and sat me on the couch. She straddled me, staying up on her knees and slowly fed me one of her titties while she began to massage my man meat. It felt unbelievably good after so many weeks and I groaned through my mouthful of tit for her to keep doing it just like that. I was a little worried I was going to disgrace myself and come as quickly as an 18 year old, especially when she spat on her hand and continued her slippery, slow pumping. I let my hand wander up and down each inner thigh, stopping before I got to her red lace clad honey pot. She was begging me not to tease her. Little did she know I was trying to get myself back under control before exploring that cunt that had got my trouser snake moving after one glimpse in the jeep. Finally, I pulled aside the sodden crotch and was pleasantly surprised to find a good old-fashioned hairy snatch. Don't get me wrong, I like clean shaven as much as the next man but I do like a real woman with real woman pussy hair. I also like the look of ropes of my ball batter all over it. Her pink gash contrasted nicely with the dark hair and I gently parted that beautiful snatch with two fingers. Again I was starting to breathe more heavily and thought I was going to have to start saying the alphabet backwards in my head to prevent myself erupting on that small, expert hand that was running up and down my purple pole. “You like my pretty pussy? Are you looking forward to putting this great big cock in it? It's sooooooo big. I don't know if I'm going to be able to take it all.” I must admit I am well endowed which is, in theory, a good thing but the ex had struggled to accommodate my impressive girth unless she was drunk and I had managed to get her to watch some porn. As a result, sex had been less than satisfying. Despite Candy's protestations, I had a feeling her cunt would be able to cope and I was certainly looking forward to finding out. I slipped first one then two fingers into her slippery slit and closed my eyes as I felt hot, wet pussy flesh clamp my fingers. She even gave them a squeeze which promised great things to come. I guess I had worried that a single mum who looked like her might have a slack love tunnel but she felt fantastically tight. I added another finger and she moaned and squeezed again. “Does that feel good, baby? You like my big fingers in your tight twat?” “I love them. I'd love your big cock even more.” I pulled my fingers out with a pop and held them to her lips. She sucked each finger long and slow, gazing into my eyes. “Tastes good though I say it myself. You want to try the buffet?” We instinctively moved into the 69 position. She made sure she was in a comfortable position to enjoy my rigid trouser snake then slowly lowered that hairy gash to my hungry mouth. I held her lips open with difficulty as she was unbelievably slippery then I feasted on her sweet-tasting love hole. Meanwhile she sucked and licked me like her favourite lollipop. She swirled around the head, smacking her lips at the taste of my pre-cum, then licked slowly up and down the shaft. A good suck on each ball sack and then she got into her rhythm, sucking alternately soft and hard while moving those little slender hands around the shaft. I had never had a blow job like it. It was almost impossible to concentrate on snacking on her cunt but I tongue fucked it rhythmically and teased her swollen, sensitive clitty causing her to moan around her mouthful of sausage meat. Flatteringly quickly, I felt her body stiffen and she whimpered for me not to stop before crying out loudly that she was coming. She then asked me to fuck her and I never refuse a lady a polite request or even a filthy one. She bent over the arm of the chair, her gorgeous great jugs hanging down in perfect bouncing position. I pointed my rock hard cock at the lovely pink slash in its bed of dark hair and began to ease it in. It took a little time to get my big bell end and swollen girth into that love channel but once that warm wet twat had stretched to accommodate, I was balls deep. The ex had never been able to achieve this and I fleetingly wondered if she would appreciate a photo but I decided to abandon that idea and fuck Candy in earnest instead. I pumped in and out of that luscious, pulpy, dripping wet snatch, grunting my appreciation with every thrust. Candy meanwhile was imploring me to fuck that little cunt as hard as I could, really pound her pussy. She told me she wanted to be walking funny for a week by the time I had finished with her. I used some of the copious juices freely flowing from her well plundered fuck hole to moisten her bum hole and I slipped my thumb inside. This caused her to whimper and squirm even more. I only wished I could use my fuck stick in that lovely quivering arse but I could tell it would take a long time to prepare that hole for such an onslaught. (Maybe a task for another day?) I sat on the sofa and she lowered her swollen flaps back onto my purple flagpole, She bounced up and down, her tits flying in all directions. I was seriously worried she might give herself a black eye. She came again, shrieking the house down. I hoped a guy lived next door who was hearing every shriek and envying me. I was amazed I had held out for so long but all good things must come to an end. I pounded as hard as I could from below while holding on to those jumping jugs. That was it. I groaned to her that I was coming and asked where she wanted it. I was surprised when she asked for a creampie. I gushed the majority of my well-filled balls into her cunt but couldn't resist saving one last hosepipe spray for the thatch around her pussy. It looked fantastic, contrasting with the dark hair and the bright pink, well-used gash. I will definitely be offering Candy a lift home next time its my turn to do the school run. You know what, I might offer to do it more often. That will surprise the ex. by BritPop, for Literotica

Fun with sexy single mum makes me envy of other dads. by BritPop. Listen to the podcast at Steamy Stories   I was dutifully dropping off at the school gate and I was all ready to make my home. I was in no rush. I had recently split with my wife. She kept the house and belongings along with a new fella. I had rented myself a tiny flat, all I could afford. I wasn't pleased with the situation but I had brought it on myself by having a fling with a colleague. A one night stand that had turned into one night too many and we had been spotted. Her husband had forgiven her indiscretions; my wife had not. Ah well. Back to the tiny, lonely house as I had a few days off work. I had no plans and no money to spend, even if I did have anything planned. “Hi. How are you doing?” I turned around and was surprised to see one of the other mums, Candy. When their wives weren't listening, most dads had nicknamed her “Eye Candy”. However, when their wives WERE around, most dads kept their eyes averted from this particular mum if they didn't want to pay the price later with an ear bashing about ogling. My own wife would be particularly vocal if she saw me so much as look at Candy's fabulous, single mum body. Many a time I had done one double take too many at one of Candy's particularly flattering and body-revealing outfits and I had had hours of ear ache about “eyeing up that slut.” In fact my initial thought when she spoke to me was panic before I suddenly realised I was free to let my eyes roam wherever I liked. And my eyes did like roaming over the white boob tube and very mini mini skirt very much indeed. She was standing very close and I have never been so pleased to be a tall man. I got an excellent view down the boob tube at a superb pair. I am unashamedly a tit man and Candy's jugs looked to be top of the class. I relaxed and allowed myself to be flattered that she had chosen to speak to me. “I was so sorry to hear you had split with your wife. You must be devastated.” “Oh…erm…” I quickly tried to drag my thoughts away from those tan titties and what I would like to do with them. “Oh yeah…well, you know…it's been really tough… but we're trying to…” Man, that was a short skirt. What delights would I find if I just lifted that hem a couple of inches? “Yeah, we're..um…trying to keep everything as civilised as we can…” “That is such a mature attitude. I really admire you.” She moved even closer and touched my arm. I could smell her perfume. I could even smell her shampoo. Better than her smell was the fact that the movement of her arm towards me caused those boobs to jostle and jiggle slightly. My mouth was watering. I wasn't feeling mature - I was feeling like an 18 year old kid getting hard seeing all the top heavy girls in their bikinis at the local pool. I cleared my throat to make sure my voice came out normally and didn't give away how I was feeling. “Thank you. It helps to talk to someone. I don't suppose I can give you a lift home?” “If you're sure it would be no trouble?” she replied. None whatsoever, I thought to myself. It had been a long time since I had enjoyed female company and I was enjoying hers way more than usual. I also enjoyed the other dads giving me covert looks of jealousy as I escorted her to my car. The ones with their wives just gave me quick “Lucky bastard!” glances while the dads on their own unashamedly stared, wondering how in the hell I had managed to get myself into a situation where Eye Candy was getting into my car. I have never felt so glad to have been in the jeep. “Watch your step up there,” I said. “Ooooh, I need to get my balance!” In order to do this, she parted her legs in her high heeled sandals, reached over and “steadied” herself by holding on to the other side of the passenger seat. It was an unusual method but, I have to tell you, it worked for me. It meant that she was a foot up in the air, bending over in a mini skirt and high heels with her legs apart. I could see her red lace panties, her very shapely arse cheeks and the bulge of her pussy lips, peeping between her legs. And she took quite a while to steady herself, wriggling her round arse to do it. Finally, and to my immense disappointment, she climbed into the passenger seat and I closed the door. I walked slowly round to the driver's seat, trying to get the contents of my trousers under control. I knew my bulge was visible but no red-blooded male could have seen that sight and kept his dick under control. Those panties were a red rag to my bull. As we drove to her place, we both discussed how lonely it could be not having a partner in your life. “There are so many things I miss,” she told me, opening and closing her shapely legs just a little. I was sure I wasn't misreading the messages. Candy was coming on to me and believe me, I wasn't going to be playing hard to get. When we got to her house, I made sure I was a gentleman and raced round to open the door for her. This time, her legs parted considerably as she swung them round to get out and I stood well back to give her room. Also of course to make sure I could see right up that skirt. Mmmmmm, that bulge in those panties suggested lovely swollen pussy lips If I wasn't mistaken, I detected a wet patch too. God, I hoped I was going to get a chance to find out. She invited me in for a drink and I said I thought I should be OK for time… Her house was great, with a pool. I was so glad I hadn't taken her to mine. She fixed me a cold drink and we sat next to each other on the sofa and talked some more about how lonely our lives were. She leant forwards a few times to touch me on the arm - and also give me a great view of those stupendous knockers. Finally she went to wash up the glasses. I decided it was time to make a move and if I got my face slapped, I would chalk it up to experience. I moved close behind her as she had her hands in the soapy water. I murmured in her ear that maybe we could help each other with our loneliness. She pushed back her mini skirt coated arse and rubbed it in a circular motion against the bulge in my trousers. I needed no further encouragement. I slipped my hands under the boob tube and slowly lifted it over those titties. The elastic caught slightly on her nipples making her jugs bounce gently up and down. As I have said, I have been a tit man all my life but they were the best pair I had ever seen and all natural. I dipped my hands in the foamy water then began a slow, slippery massage of them. When I thumbed her nipples, her knees nearly buckled and she held onto the sink for support. I continued to indulge myself for a while, lathering more suds onto those beauties and letting my hands slide all over them, then lifting them up, feeling their formidable weight and then letting them drop, soap suds spraying into the air. Finally I turned her round and suckled each tittie slowly (pleasantly lemon-flavoured from the dish washing liquid), bringing each teat up to its full potential then licking and flicking it with my tongue. She had her arms round my shoulders and was moaning and groaning in my ear, telling me how wet I was making her and I don't think she meant the soap suds. Her hands slid down to my body and unbuckled my belt. She slipped her small, slender hand inside my pants then led me by my stiff cock back to the living room and sat me on the couch. She straddled me, staying up on her knees and slowly fed me one of her titties while she began to massage my man meat. It felt unbelievably good after so many weeks and I groaned through my mouthful of tit for her to keep doing it just like that. I was a little worried I was going to disgrace myself and come as quickly as an 18 year old, especially when she spat on her hand and continued her slippery, slow pumping. I let my hand wander up and down each inner thigh, stopping before I got to her red lace clad honey pot. She was begging me not to tease her. Little did she know I was trying to get myself back under control before exploring that cunt that had got my trouser snake moving after one glimpse in the jeep. Finally, I pulled aside the sodden crotch and was pleasantly surprised to find a good old-fashioned hairy snatch. Don't get me wrong, I like clean shaven as much as the next man but I do like a real woman with real woman pussy hair. I also like the look of ropes of my ball batter all over it. Her pink gash contrasted nicely with the dark hair and I gently parted that beautiful snatch with two fingers. Again I was starting to breathe more heavily and thought I was going to have to start saying the alphabet backwards in my head to prevent myself erupting on that small, expert hand that was running up and down my purple pole. “You like my pretty pussy? Are you looking forward to putting this great big cock in it? It's sooooooo big. I don't know if I'm going to be able to take it all.” I must admit I am well endowed which is, in theory, a good thing but the ex had struggled to accommodate my impressive girth unless she was drunk and I had managed to get her to watch some porn. As a result, sex had been less than satisfying. Despite Candy's protestations, I had a feeling her cunt would be able to cope and I was certainly looking forward to finding out. I slipped first one then two fingers into her slippery slit and closed my eyes as I felt hot, wet pussy flesh clamp my fingers. She even gave them a squeeze which promised great things to come. I guess I had worried that a single mum who looked like her might have a slack love tunnel but she felt fantastically tight. I added another finger and she moaned and squeezed again. “Does that feel good, baby? You like my big fingers in your tight twat?” “I love them. I'd love your big cock even more.” I pulled my fingers out with a pop and held them to her lips. She sucked each finger long and slow, gazing into my eyes. “Tastes good though I say it myself. You want to try the buffet?” We instinctively moved into the 69 position. She made sure she was in a comfortable position to enjoy my rigid trouser snake then slowly lowered that hairy gash to my hungry mouth. I held her lips open with difficulty as she was unbelievably slippery then I feasted on her sweet-tasting love hole. Meanwhile she sucked and licked me like her favourite lollipop. She swirled around the head, smacking her lips at the taste of my pre-cum, then licked slowly up and down the shaft. A good suck on each ball sack and then she got into her rhythm, sucking alternately soft and hard while moving those little slender hands around the shaft. I had never had a blow job like it. It was almost impossible to concentrate on snacking on her cunt but I tongue fucked it rhythmically and teased her swollen, sensitive clitty causing her to moan around her mouthful of sausage meat. Flatteringly quickly, I felt her body stiffen and she whimpered for me not to stop before crying out loudly that she was coming. She then asked me to fuck her and I never refuse a lady a polite request or even a filthy one. She bent over the arm of the chair, her gorgeous great jugs hanging down in perfect bouncing position. I pointed my rock hard cock at the lovely pink slash in its bed of dark hair and began to ease it in. It took a little time to get my big bell end and swollen girth into that love channel but once that warm wet twat had stretched to accommodate, I was balls deep. The ex had never been able to achieve this and I fleetingly wondered if she would appreciate a photo but I decided to abandon that idea and fuck Candy in earnest instead. I pumped in and out of that luscious, pulpy, dripping wet snatch, grunting my appreciation with every thrust. Candy meanwhile was imploring me to fuck that little cunt as hard as I could, really pound her pussy. She told me she wanted to be walking funny for a week by the time I had finished with her. I used some of the copious juices freely flowing from her well plundered fuck hole to moisten her bum hole and I slipped my thumb inside. This caused her to whimper and squirm even more. I only wished I could use my fuck stick in that lovely quivering arse but I could tell it would take a long time to prepare that hole for such an onslaught. (Maybe a task for another day?) I sat on the sofa and she lowered her swollen flaps back onto my purple flagpole, She bounced up and down, her tits flying in all directions. I was seriously worried she might give herself a black eye. She came again, shrieking the house down. I hoped a guy lived next door who was hearing every shriek and envying me. I was amazed I had held out for so long but all good things must come to an end. I pounded as hard as I could from below while holding on to those jumping jugs. That was it. I groaned to her that I was coming and asked where she wanted it. I was surprised when she asked for a creampie. I gushed the majority of my well-filled balls into her cunt but couldn't resist saving one last hosepipe spray for the thatch around her pussy. It looked fantastic, contrasting with the dark hair and the bright pink, well-used gash. I will definitely be offering Candy a lift home next time its my turn to do the school run. You know what, I might offer to do it more often. That will surprise the ex. by BritPop, for Literotica

Mmmmmm. Ein verboten erotisches Kammerspiel, zwischen klapprigen Regalen und verstaubten Buchrücken. Aber Vorsicht! Lasst euch nicht erwischen! In Folge 179 wird's selbstlos, freundlich, aber auch heiß. So heiß sogar, dass ihr in dieser Episode Dinge, ausschließlich mit Luft, frittieren könnt. Wie das funktioniert? Um ehrlich zu sein haben wir absolut keinen Schimmer! Was wir aber wissen ist, dass man jeden Tag etwas für sein Karma tun sollte. Eine nette Geste, ein einladendes Lächeln, eine offene Tür. Diese Dinge retten nicht nur deinen heutigen Tag, sondern eventuell auch dein nächstes Leben! Also steig ein, schnall dich an, wink die nächstbeste Oma über die Straße und finde mit uns heraus, was das aktuelle Lebensjahr noch für dich bereit hält. Spoiler vorweg: Alles wird gut! Tickets dudes LIVE UNCUT: https://shop.myticket.de/selection/event/seat?perfId=10229214442415&table=false&choiceSelectionDone=false&productId=10229214342426&tourId=10229214426154 Abonniere den Kanal von Niklas & David auf WhatsApp: https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VauTmUt4Y9leCYgJFh3D Instaram: https://www.instagram.com/niklasunddavid/?hl=de dudes. Der Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dudesderpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@niklasunddavid Du möchtest mehr über unsere Werbepartner erfahren? Hier findest du alle Infos & Rabatte!: https://linktr.ee/dudes_podcast Du möchtest Werbung in diesem Podcast schalten? Dann erfahre hier mehr über die Werbemöglichkeiten bei Seven.One Audio: https://www.seven.one/portfolio/sevenone-audio

Cáel's tombstone: For the love of women, women put him here.In 25 parts, edited from the works of FinalStand.Listen and subscribe to the ► Podcast at Connected..

Amy and Matt get into two pretty flippin' interesting episodes of Adventure Time ("Walnuts & Rain", "Friends Forever"), and then we give a little bit of advice to people who want to start a podcast. Mmmmmm, good. For Amy's episode predictions, we present... Caroline's Handy Dandy Grading Rubric:  Does the prediction contain the same characters as the actual episode? If I worked at A.T. corp. would I produce this episode idea?  How much creative effort was put forth while coming up w/ this prediction? Do the prediction and the actual ep. follow the same archetype (i.e. love & loss, heroic adventure, self-discovery, etc.)?  Would this story aide in the development of the overall plot and/or character development?  Do the events of the story seem plausible in regard to character traits (i.e. It would not be plausible for Finn to do something evil)?  Does a similar story line occur at some later point in the show? Has a similar story line already occurred in a previously reviewed episode? Rate us on Apple Podcasts! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/oh-my-glob-an-adventure-time-podcast/id1434343477?mt=2 Facebook: facebook.com/ohmyglobpodcast Contact us: ohmyglobpodcast@gmail.com And that Twitter thing: https://twitter.com/ohmyglobpodcast Amy: https://twitter.com/moxiespeaks Trivia Theme by Adrian C.

Speak to me......tell me what you see. A Champagne Showdown this weekend. We want Doug to get a perm. Favorite Barebell flavors. Iggy had 50 peanuts yesterday. Milk. Cocoa. Mmmmmm. Doug doesn't want to get bitten by a snake. What percentage of our audience is hung? Is Manuel cut? Rocco Siffredi. Grading weens. MLB playoff picture coming down the stretch. Got a little situation brewin' here. Tim's birthday tomorrow. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We talk about winning things we never thought we would, listeners say nice things about Vont and Jenny, and we talk about songs we're nostalgic about!

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DET ER STAR WARS-FEBER I REDAKSJONEN! ✨Eller… Det er egentlig bare spillfeber, generelt. Ida har trålet seg vei gjennom Apple Arcade, Andreas har satt hele Frankrike i krisemodus og Stian har tilbrakt et halvt liv i World of Warcraft: The War Within

Mmmmmm naughty! Es gab tatsächlich Zeiten im Leben, da hat der bloße Gedanke an den süßen Sportlehrer für äußerst warme Gefühle gesorgt. Doch auch Fantasie hat ein Verfallsdatum! In Zeiten des kaum enden wollenden Reichtums an Pornos und Schmuddelkrams, sind wir abgestumpfter denn je. Was kickt da noch? Vielleicht ja Chaturbate oder ein Abend mit Jasmin? Und wenn auch das nicht hilft, versuchen es manche mit einem sehr schlecht getimten Ausritt ins Nachtleben mitten während Olympia. Spoiler vorweg: Richtig miese Idee! Heiße Gedanken und schnelle Pferde in Folge 165 mit den Dudes Tickets dudes LIVE UNCUT: https://shop.myticket.de/selection/event/seat?perfId=10229214442415&table=false&choiceSelectionDone=false&productId=10229214342426&tourId=10229214426154 Instaram: https://www.instagram.com/niklasunddavid/?hl=de dudes. Der Podcast: https://www.instagram.com/dudesderpodcast/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@niklasunddavid Du möchtest mehr über unsere Werbepartner erfahren? Hier findest du alle Infos & Rabatte!: https://linktr.ee/dudes_podcast

Hi friends, I'm Scott and this is What a Weird Week, a show about the weird stuff from this week's news. See below for a transcript of the podcast episode. To subscribe to the podcast or for social media and more links, you can get everything at www.shownotes.page. These are the shownotes for Season 5, Ep 30 first published on Friday July 26, 2024. Here are this week's stories...  ❿ Brazilian sharpnose sharks near Rio de Janeiro tested positive for high levels of cocaine... https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/first-cocaine-sharks-discovered-in-brazil/ ❾ Nigerian man breaks world record for longest duration twerking... 3 hours and 30 minutes... he used this opportunity to shine a light on the importance of mental health.https://www.tiktok.com/@niva_news/video/7395555366462819615 ❽ Fish cake flingers bring end to sports contest... matchhttps://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/40614391/fishcake-fury-sees-norwegian-game-cancelled-var-protest ❼ Texas family saves orphaned baby bird by wrapping it in a tortilla...https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/22/owl-saved-tortilla ❻ Giant Rolling Hot Dog Flips! Oscar Mayer Wienermobile involved in a crash on Chicago-area highway/ no injuries reported...https://apnews.com/article/wienermobile-crash-suburban-chicago-oscar-mayer-b81452ebaa5ae0823871eabbf06135cd ❺ Naturally-occurring sugar compound may stimulate hair regrowthhttps://studyfinds.org/sweetest-cure-for-baldness-sugar-compound-hair-loss-treatment/?nab=1 ❹ phone spinner spins like life depends on it... #worldrecord ❸ Underpants sorrow turns to elation #worldrecord #AGT ❷ How many steps does a lazy person like me need to take each day to be healthy?https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-reveal-the-optimal-number-of-daily-steps-to-offset-sitting-down

MAILBAG SHOW 7.9.2024 CHINA/BELARUS MILITARY EXERCISES https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/08/europe/china-belarus-military-exercises-poland-intl/index.html CHINA SPY BASES IN CUBA 1-https://www.independentsentinel.com/china-spy-bases-in-cuba-expand-as-our-borders-are-open/ 2-https://www.independentsentinel.com/china-spy-bases-in-cuba-expand-as-our-borders-are-open/ CHINESE-OWNED FARMLAND NEXT TO U.S. MILITARY BASES https://nypost.com/2024/06/20/us-news/chinese-owned-farmland-next-to-19-us-military-bases/ MMMMMM! SOON WE'LL BE ENJOYING MAGGOT MILK https://www.naturalnews.com/2024-07-07-bill-gates-maggot-milk-replace-dairy-products.html EL SALVADOR PRESIDENT ON HOW TO SAVE HUMANITY https://www.infowars.com/posts/el-salvador-president-bukele-tucker-carlson-on-how-to-save-humanity/ HARDCORE SECURITY MEASURES INSPIRED EL SALVADOR https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/06/milei-implement-hardcore-security-measures-inspired-el-salvadors/ Augusto's Websites... http://theappearance.com http://theappearance.net Augusto on Brighteon… https://www.brighteon.com/channels/theappearance/playlists?page=1 Augusto on iTunes... https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast//id1123053712?mt=2 Augusto on MediaFire... https://www.mediafire.com/folder/byndkxqfq7ohj/The_Appearance Augusto on Rumble... https://rumble.com/user/theappearance Augusto on Bitchute... https://www.bitchute.com/channel/3e7XTvJdQwQM/ Contact Info: Augusto Perez POB 465 Live Oak, FL  32064 Larry Taylor Blog: http://larrywtaylor.org POB 317 Talihina, OK  74571-0317 Chuck Wilson Email: chuk.wilson@tutanota.com

What a Weird Week gets you caught up on the weird news of the week.  https://www. shownotes.page or search "What a Weird Week" where you get podcasts. ❿ Happiness is Birdseed and Acorns?! A Canadian Study made news this week that seems to suggest that people in cities are happier when there is a variety of birds and trees around. More birds and trees = better mental health outcomes *paraphrase. In other words, (go with me here) we should be going to the park dressed in my new invention, the Bird Seed Vest! Enjoy the trees around you while the birds flock towards you bringing joy and better mental health outcomes! Just what the doctor ordered! (*no doctors have ordered this.) Remember the name, the What a Weird Week brand Birdseed Vest of Mental Well-being! Free to patreon members in our platinum tier. Sign up today for one million dollars!! Study link https://carleton.ca/biology/2024/birds-tree-diversity-has-significant-impact-on-peoples-mental-health-says-rachel-buxtons-research/ ❾ Canadian Chicken Pecks way to World Record!https://bc.ctvnews.ca/this-pet-chicken-from-b-c-is-now-a-guinness-world-record-holder-1.6950737 ❽ Beach Balls and Determination: the David "Record Breaker" Rush Saga Continues!https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/07/01/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-beach-ball-passes/3601719855156/ and video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqbyumFT-ec ❼ Politics on a Weird News Show? OK Let's get into it!!https://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/first-candidate-zero-votes-election-loss-1.7247339 ❻ Another monolith, making headlines. https://www.cpr.org/2024/07/03/mysterious-monolith-in-northern-colorado-removed/ ❺ This one's about a poop truck, so you've been warned.https://nypost.com/2024/06/28/us-news/truck-tips-over-and-splatters-connecticut-homes-with-something-too-gross-to-believe/ ❹ We've got another truck loses its load story this week... not as gross as our last one... https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2024/06/26/California-Highway-Patrol-avocados-San-Mateo/7791719433472/A truck with 8 tons of avocados overturned on the California highway. No major injuries reported but whattamess©! ❸ Headline from Study Finds is "Scientists flip switch on fat cells, discover way to naturally burn more calories"https://studyfinds.org/flip-switch-on-fat-cells/ ❷ Cool pineapple publicity stunt in the news...https://www.trendhunter.com/trends/snack-hackathon *USA Contest Only

The crew discussed why the 2024 NBA Draft could be all over the place, ideal targets for the Bucks and Lakers, the latest twists and turns of the Bloodline storyline, and more. Catch the show LIVE on YouTube every Tuesday around 7pm CT. Get at us: https://linktr.ee/TECKFoul

Charles and Pedro discuss Long Covid, Andrew Huberman's girlfriend stack, the difference between being "shredded" and being "jacked", and a poem by Rupi Kaur.

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This week is officially the podcast's 10-year anniversary, and there is no better way to commemorate such a wild milestone than with Kevin Rose and a little tequila. As many listeners know, Kevin was my very first guest for episode 1, way back in April 2014. Timestamps for this episode are available below.Sponsors:Nordic Naturals, the #1-selling fish-oil and algae-oil brand in the U.S.: https://www.nordic.com/tim (20% off) Eight Sleep's Pod Cover sleeping solution for dynamic cooling and heating: https://eightsleep.com/tim (save $200 on the Pod Cover)AG1 all-in-one nutritional supplement: https://drinkag1.com/tim (1-year supply of Vitamin D (and 5 free AG1 travel packs) with your first subscription purchase.)Timestamps:[07:20] First live Random Show?[07:50] Reasons to celebrate.[08:30] How long can this go on?[10:15] Mmm…Mmm.[11:53] Inflection points.[13:00] Interesting over impulse.[14:46] Bitcoin ETFs.[17:22] PROOF news.[18:41] What's Kevin's next project?[21:15] Don't DIY your TMS.[22:57] The SAINT protocol and accelerated TMS.[23:42] Kevin wonders how magnets work.[24:27] How accelerated TMS has helped me.[28:02] Consumer access to accelerated TMS.[31:50] How TMS feels, and other possible uses.[32:49] Potential downsides.[35:10] How to find out more about accelerated TMS.[38:18] How to appear human in social situations.[45:20] Jinjer and Sohn.[46:24] Android and Gemini.[48:41] Content production and future fame.[49:58] Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson.[52:02] Kevin's deflated balls.[55:49] My single life.[59:39] Extending experiential lifespan.[1:06:12] This is (Henry Shukman's) The Way.*For show notes and past guests on The Tim Ferriss Show, please visit tim.blog/podcast.For deals from sponsors of The Tim Ferriss Show, please visit tim.blog/podcast-sponsorsSign up for Tim's email newsletter (5-Bullet Friday) at tim.blog/friday.For transcripts of episodes, go to tim.blog/transcripts.Discover Tim's books: tim.blog/books.Follow Tim:Twitter: twitter.com/tferriss Instagram: instagram.com/timferrissYouTube: youtube.com/timferrissFacebook: facebook.com/timferriss LinkedIn: linkedin.com/in/timferrissPast guests on The Tim Ferriss Show include Jerry Seinfeld, Hugh Jackman, Dr. Jane Goodall, LeBron James, Kevin Hart, Doris Kearns Goodwin, Jamie Foxx, Matthew McConaughey, Esther Perel, Elizabeth Gilbert, Terry Crews, Sia, Yuval Noah Harari, Malcolm Gladwell, Madeleine Albright, Cheryl Strayed, Jim Collins, Mary Karr, Maria Popova, Sam Harris, Michael Phelps, Bob Iger, Edward Norton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Neil Strauss, Ken Burns, Maria Sharapova, Marc Andreessen, Neil Gaiman, Neil de Grasse Tyson, Jocko Willink, Daniel Ek, Kelly Slater, Dr. Peter Attia, Seth Godin, Howard Marks, Dr. Brené Brown, Eric Schmidt, Michael Lewis, Joe Gebbia, Michael Pollan, Dr. Jordan Peterson, Vince Vaughn, Brian Koppelman, Ramit Sethi, Dax Shepard, Tony Robbins, Jim Dethmer, Dan Harris, Ray Dalio, Naval Ravikant, Vitalik Buterin, Elizabeth Lesser, Amanda Palmer, Katie Haun, Sir Richard Branson, Chuck Palahniuk, Arianna Huffington, Reid Hoffman, Bill Burr, Whitney Cummings, Rick Rubin, Dr. Vivek Murthy, Darren Aronofsky, Margaret Atwood, Mark Zuckerberg, Peter Thiel, Dr. Gabor Maté, Anne Lamott, Sarah Silverman, Dr. Andrew Huberman, and many more.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.