The Listening Show

In this episode of BLAH BLAH BLAH. Shut up and eat your lasagna Beatrice. I know you're there you big fat piece of pizza. I called you that because you eat so much pizza the pizza has permanently infused with your dna and therefore the proteins that your ribosomes create or whatever are made out of pizza. Shut up.

In this episode of TLS, the boys are going on and on about a bunch of random stuff and they never shut up. Thank GOD they listen, because what the heck kind of show would this be if they didn't you know?

In this episode of TLS, the boys are goofy effing dingus licking boys. They laugh about things and stuff.

In this episode of TLS, the men behave like children. Talk about things like dubstep and dreams. I dunno it was too long ago to remember in that it was 5 minutes ago. Don't ask this of my brain. Selfish…

In this episode of TLS, the boys discover it all leads back to Putin.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about church again! They're obsessed. They're always sleeping and never Christmas.

In this episode of TLS, we talk about archetypes and storytelling again and then animation. I don't know if I have to poop or what, but it kinda feels a little bit like poop is coming.

In this episode of TLS, the boys are doing a talk about voice acting and then the internet and then the Washington commanders. No joke.

In this episode of TLS, the guys are friends and behave thusly. They talk Starbucks cups and tell stories and talk about how things got their names.

In this episode of TLS, the boys are going to have a good one day and I can feel my eyes open and I don't think I can do anything tonight. I just used auto fill for that sentence, but I promise I won't do that again. I don't know if you have internet or so no one can do that but it's just a good thing for you.

In this episode of TLS, the boys put on their philosophy caps and proceed to indoctrinate the youth of this world with nonsense because they don't know anything at all. However, there is disagreement galore and it's all super cool and interesting.

In this episode of TLS, we got a guest so you can listen to him.

In this episode of TLS, I don't remember because this happened a week ago and I forgot to publish this one because instead I celebrated New Year's Eve. Forgive me father

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about the new Spider-Man movie and all the memes it should have and then they get on flying planes for some reason or another. Also clothes? What a zany and interesting thing to have happen on a podcast.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about what the title just said. If you would READ then you would know what's going on, but no. You're lazy so you won't do it. You should get a job. A good one. If you already got a good job then why don't you give it to me so I can have it instead.

In this episode of TLS, random stuff okay? I don't remember… I'm a week behind on publishing this stuff, so sorry my bad.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about your face for real. Or in particular their own faces? Faces in general. Just face it, I don't remember which faces specifically we talked about.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about what makes characters good and some of their favorite characters in books and movies.

In this episode of TLS, the boys do some cool real talk. We're talkin Plato and Socrates shi… fricken smart guys talkin about God, good and evil and heaven and hell shi… real good shi…. Very smart guys. Legit tho, listen to this one cause I think we solved the world.

In this episode we talk about our couch from hell,and other random stories.

In this episode of TLS, the boys reminisce about the good old days of childhood TV shows. I think a hilarious joke happens but I don't remember when so just find it if you wanna hear one.

In this episode of TLS, the greatest most epic story ever told was completely improvised, and it's literally the whole episode long. Quite possibly our favorite episode to date, not joking.

In this episode, two peanuts ride the expressway all the way to the conclusion of the episode. If you're allergic to nuts, then stop it. Get some help. Haha that's what that one baseball player said in that silly commercial one tim. I typed “Tim” instead of “time” but I'm not gonna correct it cause I just heated up some chicken gnocchi in the microwave, and I'm just too excited to experience that gnocchi in my face and mouth. Say that neatly-spelled word 5 times fast and NOT smile, I dare you. Ironically enough, the time I saved not correcting the whole “tim/time” situation I've now wasted on this overly-expository bit I'm doing here. I should really be paid for this crap…. Like and comment if you'd pay me for this crap. Also if you guys have any projects that you need a guy to write descriptions for, I can totally help with that. Just like shoot me an email or something, and I'll hook you up with some SICK descriptions. I've always been very descriptive in general, but now that I'm doing all of these descriptions I feel like I'm getting at least DECENT at them. My rate is negotiable too, because I know that this whole skill is difficult to quantify. Guessing it'll be somewhere in the 40-400 dollar range. Idk we'll talk it over….

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about increments, and how arbitrary they are. The Gregorian calendar sucks.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about big ‘ole brains. Silly old things. They're so squishy and they can't even crochet cool themed glovies and caps for the cold winter ahead. Brains are “yarnin” for a new hobby, if you know what I mean

In this episode of TLS, Zac is depressed and Walter cheers him up by being a friend the whole time.

In this episode, two friends enjoy friendship and talk about some silly stuff. Some joke are happen to it.

In this episode of TLS, Poop.

In this episode of TLS, two people who are boys behave in a kind of way that is extremely silly and hilarious to listen to. The have silly ideas in this one.

In this episode of TLS, the boys are so smart and strong and hydrated. They talk about the internet and why it sucks but is also very good. So much hydration though.

In this episode of TLS, it is very late Ignacio.

In this episode of TLS, the boys reflect back on and celebrate the Listening Show's past fifty episodes, and look forward to the future of their YouTube presence.

In this episode of TLS, two philosophers partake in the ritual of ascension. Not in a weird culty murder way… just like… two chill and handsome philosophical dudes figuratively ascending and stuff.

In this episode of TLS, Zac talks about how he's a winner all of the time. Walter also talks about how Zac is a winner all the time. Neither have the heart to talk about how Walter is a loser. A losing loser all of the time.

In this episode of TLS, two silly dillywompers callywap a ficklebap! What an effing nightmare!

In this episode of TLS, the boys are like… super high on drugs. That isn't true, but they at least talk about being high on drugs. Don't do drugs. But do ‘em a little bit maybe? Nah don't do ‘em. Or whatever….

In this episode of TLS, two doofus heads talk about their next business venture. They also talk about nostalgic games from childhood, and you can see Zac's nipples almost constantly. You won't wanna miss a single nipple in this wacky podcast.

In this episode of TLS, the boys are better than you so they tell you how to live your life. Nihilism gets talked about at some point, so basically it's another Tuesday Friday.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about it. I'mma auto fill the rest of this description with suggested text. Okay I'll be here for dinner and then I will go get to the store for now and I'll get back in my place and then I will to get my stuff back.

In this episode of TLS, the boys listen to each other reminisce about getting electrocuted, almost dying, kissing girls in coat racks, and some other stuff.

In this episode of TLS, the boys move the show to Zac's house. They spend the show asking some pretty dang decent “what if” questions. Hilarity ensues. Know why? Jokes, that's why.

In this episode of TLS, farty butt poopoo butt.

In this episode of TLS, the boys has some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. We're talking HUGE gazonkers.

In this episode of TLS, the boys talk about cars for a minute and then they reminisce about their old teenage comedy video making days.

In this episode of TLS, the boys review the TV show Invincible. They also talk about several others including: Attack on Titan, Brooklyn 99, Justice League and more. You thought you were gonna get a bunch of lies in this description didn't you? Nope. I'm a straight shooting not lying kind of girl now.

In this episode of TLS, aliens abduct the president of the United States and the boys have to save him from being tickled. Actually, they reminisce about being small and weak again. Tickling isn't involved at all and I'm a huge liar. I should be punished. Spank me.

In this episode of TLS, a humble linens merchant named Estevan Bortelli brings a vast array of cloths and dyes from his faraway country to barter with in the west. Little does he know his quest was about to take a WACKY turn! Hold on to your seats and strap in for this bumpy ride full of laughs, cheers, and family. Grab your sit and popcorn you to enjoy the story full of friends and challenges.

In this episode of TLS, two cantankerous harlots fight each other for the privilege of having CJ be their pimp. The police get involved, and custody of their illegitimate children is now in the hands of the courts. Will this unfortunate alleycat skirmish sequentially contribute to the increasing number of children in the foster care system? Tune in to find out.

In this episode of TLS, the boys take turns trying to ask questions they've never been asked before. Warning: at some point they talk in detail about what it may be like to be beheaded, and they don't pull punches... so if you're squeamish than that part maaaaay not be for you. Otherwise it's a jolly good time.

In this episode of TLS, two single moms concern themselves with the worries of their sick and dying children. Existential dread sets in and they consider committing the most dreadful act of all. Taking their troubles to the manager. Just kidding, it's not single moms, it's us silly. Lol

In this episode of TLS, Zac has an extraterrestrial crisis or whatever it's called and Walter acts as his Psychodontist or whatever.