Patrick Whalen(The Movie Buff) and Nick Karner(The Cinephile) discuss movies inside and out. More info available at www.nickkarner.com
Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin' cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it's backdoor pilot time! S04E08
John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky. S03E05
I'm sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner's lives miserable. S06E05
If Sound of Metal starred an asshole... S02E08
John-Boy! How could you??? S02E15
31 Days of Horror: Halloween Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you're the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin', tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly). https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 30 So, how'd you like getting bent and twisted like a gotdamn multi-tool, David Alan Grier? (BIG SNAPS) HATED IT! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 29 Now that we've seen his work, it's clear based on his paintings that Daniel Robitaille was a pioneer in the field of Glamour Shots. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 28 I imagine Candyman sitting in traffic, sweating and stewing under that heavy coat while listening to The Kingfish implore him to “chill” and “have some gumbo,” just aching to find the nearest pay phone, frantically dial with his good hand, and proclaim across the airwaves: YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 27 Of all the toughs Bernard Rose could've picked, he went with Ted Raimi. I guess being from across the pond, the motorcycle riding, leather jacket-wearing bad boys he's used to are of the shrimpy variety. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 26 “She's bad news. I ain't no punk or nothin', I'm 100% man, but hey. That bitch scares the shit outta me.” https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 25 She's really serious about that grape jelly. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 24 Not too many blaxploitation zombie flicks out there, so I'll take it. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 23 Did Sean Whalen even NEED makeup to look emaciated? Dude's been looking haggard since that ‘Got Milk' commercial. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 22 Keefe, Keefe, Keefe. You're gonna burst a blood vessel laughing that much! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 21 The real horror is the cabin sizes, am I right??? https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 20 Those Amazonians sure channeled Wayne Brady when Bill initially abstained from imbibing that mysterious liquid. “If you do not drink this, then we have a problem.” https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 19 Hmmph! Some King of the Cosmos... He didn't even remember the vampires moved into the city AFTER prohibition! DUH! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 18 This ho is so ugly, she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 17 “Your death will please me very much.” Getting to the end of this boring movie will please ME very much. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 16 A one-of-a-kind SOV horror that's jaw-dropping in its ineptitude, but extraordinary for its boldness. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 15 An often thrilling, bleak exploration of slavery for the modern era that I doubt will hold up to repeat viewings. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 14 I don't condone animal cruelty, whether literal or figurative, but that gal must be mighty rich to have “enough money to burn up a wet mule.” That bitch RICH! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 13 A bit of that ol' black magic about vicious, yowling little doll with a taste for gangster flunkies and hip hop hype men. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 12 Just so you know: If it came down to the life of a dog vs. an evil force tearing me apart, I'd choose the dog every goddamn time. Fuck my life, just so long as the dog is OK. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 11 “I got a supernatural high.” Oh Snoop, you're not fooling anyone. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 10 Richard Wenk's Vamp is an offbeat, bouncily quirky romp with self-aware dialogue and frighteningly authentic monster makeup. In other words, one wacky night. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 9 “Bed, Bath, and Beyond the Grave!” Ugh. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 8 Black, Hyde tries to have it both ways by including the usual karatesized action, goofy slapstick, and social commentary that made the genre so popular in the first place. Yet it also takes the time to relate themes of tragedy, strife, and frustrations within the worlds of sex work and medical experimentation. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 7 It would be easy to compare the lifeless performances in Blackenstein to the inanimate corpses the original Dr. F. exhumed from freshly dug earth and sewed together to create a fearsome and tragic monster. Fun, too. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 6 They should've called that horde of zombie kids LORD OF THE DIES. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 5 “Damn! This muthafucka got some big ass feet!” Most nights I lie awake, tossing and turning, sweating through my jammies, wondering whether I too, am a buster...whatever that means. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 4 Ahhh...don't we all stress eat Cheerios and get faintly horny after being scared shitless by a deformed simpleton who fucked a cobra lady while his mom was forced to do her bidding? No? Shit, you people need to get out more. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 3 Ahoy Motherfucker! An awkward mix of comedy and horror that's never uninvolving, but far from a riotous or ghoulishly fun time. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 2 When you take your girl to a party and William Marshall's there, that's not your girl. That's Bill Marshall's girl. https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
31 Days of Horror: Day 1 It's an Afro-Themed Spooktacular this month! Let's get Funky and start off with the OG Blaxploitation Horror! https://www.nickkarner.com/blog
I think the reason David Hemmings never leaves his room is because he's still scared of that puppet from Deep Red. S03E01
You're never gonna win Ben Stein's money that way! S06E12
You're gonna replace Miguel Ferrer with SLASH?! ...I'm listening. S06E10
Hmmm...We've got James Tolkan. What part should he play? A Hardass! Move on! S03E03
If I don't get my insulin, nobody gets to binge watch The Practice! S04E02
It's just like that bit in Forrest Gump: If you see Jake Busey at a party, just run, OK? Just run away! ...that's how it goes, right? S06E11
YOU ARE THE BALL BUSTER GIRL!!! S04E05
If he'd just turned that dial a few notches to the left, he'd find an old broadcast of a swell BBC radio play. S07E08
I don't know how they spoke this horny ass dialogue with a straight face. S03E13
We'll never know if Agatha Christie's voluminous work might've been improved by the inclusion of werewolves and vampires. S04E13
If it weren't for the extra lives, I think cat's eye contacts would be a decent alternative to elaborate surgery. S07E12
Advertising can be a killer, especially when you're baby James Bond. S07E09
If Tate Donovan can use them fancy new internets to find a Chinese restaurant, you think he can find a better script? S06E04
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! Day 31, Halloween “It's changing us, doc. All of us. And not for the better.” Capping off our month of Empire pics with one of the wildest, most extreme Lovecraft adaptations ever committed to film!
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! (In Spirit) - Day 29 Empire might've been obsolete, but the gang was still around to make us squirm. I just wish we learned HOW Combs lost his college gig. History has shown that letting Jeffrey Combs loose on a college campus doesn't end well.
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