The Portable Magic Dispenser

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter 3: What's Kraken?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2025 65:37

The gang asks the Oracle some key questions and meet some strange and unlikely allies!

You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter Two: Broomalaide Gets Eaten

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2025 62:44

In this episode, Adelaide gets swallowed by a Remorhaz in The Eye of the All Father as they seek answers to the problem of the missing Storm Giant King.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 59: Chapter One: Broom-A-Laide

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2025 44:19

The gang gets squashed by a giant boulder.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Four: Fake It Chill You Make It

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2025 52:47

As they enter The Eye of the All Father, the gang finds an unsettling discovery. Freedmen's affairs radio This program will focus on political, social and cultural concerns for descendants of...Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Three: Stuck Between a Rock and a Rowan Place.

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 7, 2025 48:29

The group, accompanied by Harshnag, heads east across The Spine of the World in order to find the The Eye of the All Father.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter Two: Not the Inky Darkness!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2025 50:07

The gang recovers from a vicious fight under the theatre and travels to Mirabar to prepare for their journey to the Eye of the All Father.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 58: Chapter One: Real Acid?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2025 45:22

The gang decends into a dark series of tunnels and discovers something they wish they hadn't.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Four: A Killer Play

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2025 40:05

The gang go to the theatre seeking answers about their lost friend, Zephyros, only to find more questions than answers.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Episode 57: Chapter Three: It's Just a Stage I'm Going Through

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2025 49:35

The gang heads to the theatre to investigate a play gone horribly, horribly wrong.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Two: I'm Afraid We Charge Extra For Corpse Cleanup

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 58:18

Hitting a dead end trying to find Zephyros, the gang head to the theatre to solve a mystery!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter One: Here, Have a Werther's

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 54:21

The gang finds themselves in a dive bar in Mirabar, seeking information on their friend, Zephyros.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Four: Circles & Soliciters

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 52:36

The gang use a teleportation circle to travel to the dangerous mining town of Mirabar.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter 3: This Is Not Egg-cellent At All.

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 46:54

In this episode, the gang leaves the hill giant fort and travels to Waterdeep where they make a startling discovery.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Two: Hand Over the Racoons

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 61:17

In this episode, the gang returns to the hill giant fort to plunder, steal and maybe help some prisoners.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter One: I've Seen the Future & I Don't Care For It

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 50:08

In this episode, the gang desperately tries to escape the clutches of ancient blue dragon.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: The Etiquette of Messaging Dragons

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 38:48

In this episode, the gang continue their search for their friend Zephyros in the hold of the hill giants only to be faced with a terrible danger.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Three: We May Have Crushed the Prisoners

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 45:42

The gang takes on a hoard of bugbears & hill giants in order to find their friend, Zephyros.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Two: But, What About Fireball?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 66:33

Seeking their friend Zephyros, the gang infiltrate a hill giant fortress using zero subtlety.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter One: It Appears To Be the Time for Clobbering

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 62:01

The gang, desperate to find their cloud giant friend, track a small group of hill giants to the east and make a startling discovery...

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: We Need to Find Our Goofy Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 43:23

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Three: Buckle Up, Blue Dragon

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 42:23

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Two: It's Mucus!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 46:02

In this episode, the gang accesses their new teleportation circle to travel to the bustling city of Waterdeep!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter One: The Wink & Kiss Patriots

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 46:26

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Four: Values Shmalues

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 13:05

In this super-short episode, the Salt & Pepper Gang decide how to properly investigate the missing nobles of Yartar!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Three: Walkie Talkie? How About a Stoney-Phoney?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 61:23

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Two: Lizard Races & Strange Faces

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 55:52

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter One: You're Gherkin My Chain!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 56:32

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Four: Drowning in Fear & Also Sewage

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 57:38

In this episode, the gang tries to escape the sewer and get to the friendly (?) streets of Yartar above!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Three: I'd Love a Jar of Mucus

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 57:43

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Two: I Am The Walrus, You Are The Horrible Sewer Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 55:10

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter One: Can I Ride My Magic Broom Over the Poo?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 51:31

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Four: The Sewage Exploration Team Building Exercise

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 49:27

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Three: We've Stolen a Boat

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 61:34

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Two: The Rapid Moving Bowel Deception

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 51:23

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter One: What a Waste of a Corpse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 54:13

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Four: I've Never Seen Such Articulate Eyebrows

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 49:12

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Three: A Round of Sharks My Good Man

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 54:36

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Two: Welcome to the Wormhole

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 57:22

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter One: What Amazing Ears You Have

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 57:59

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 4: Barry What

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 47:03

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 3: You Can Stop Cowering Now

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 47:06

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 2: This is Exactly How You Quest

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 57:04

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 1: Mr. Bellydust Knows His Maths

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 52:19

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 4: Legitimately Acquired Dream Hat

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 38:28

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 3: E is for Explosion

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 47:33

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter Two: The Bear Witch Project

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 48:53

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter One: The Dreaded Smirling Whist

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 61:18

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter 4: All Aboard the Verbal Diarrhoea Train

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 33:25

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter 3: Right Now I'd Like to Focus On Being Cursed.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 56:57

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter Two: You've Been Thinking About the Frog Again, Haven't You?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 55:21

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter One: But Sir, We Have Library Cards!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 62:51

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