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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter Two: I'm Afraid We Charge Extra For Corpse Cleanup

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 58:18


Hitting a dead end trying to find Zephyros, the gang head to the theatre to solve a mystery! 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 57: Chapter One: Here, Have a Werther's

Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 54:21


The gang finds themselves in a dive bar in Mirabar, seeking information on their friend, Zephyros. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Four: Circles & Soliciters

Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2025 52:36


The gang use a teleportation circle to travel to the dangerous mining town of Mirabar. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter 3: This Is Not Egg-cellent At All.

Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 46:54


In this episode, the gang leaves the hill giant fort and travels to Waterdeep where they make a startling discovery. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter Two: Hand Over the Racoons

Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2025 61:17


In this episode, the gang returns to the hill giant fort to plunder, steal and maybe help some prisoners.

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 56: Chapter One: I've Seen the Future & I Don't Care For It

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 50:08


In this episode, the gang desperately tries to escape the clutches of ancient blue dragon. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: The Etiquette of Messaging Dragons

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2025 38:48


In this episode, the gang continue their search for their friend Zephyros in the hold of the hill giants only to be faced with a terrible danger. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Three: We May Have Crushed the Prisoners

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 45:42


The gang takes on a hoard of bugbears & hill giants in order to find their friend, Zephyros. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter Two: But, What About Fireball?

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 66:33


Seeking their friend Zephyros, the gang infiltrate a hill giant fortress using zero subtlety. 

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 55: Chapter One: It Appears To Be the Time for Clobbering

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 62:01


The gang, desperate to find their cloud giant friend, track a small group of hill giants to the east and make a startling discovery...

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Four: We Need to Find Our Goofy Boy!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 43:23


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Three: Buckle Up, Blue Dragon

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2025 42:23


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter Two: It's Mucus!

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 46:02


In this episode, the gang accesses their new teleportation circle to travel to the bustling city of Waterdeep!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 54: Chapter One: The Wink & Kiss Patriots

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 46:26


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Four: Values Shmalues

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 13:05


In this super-short episode, the Salt & Pepper Gang decide how to properly investigate the missing nobles of Yartar!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Three: Walkie Talkie? How About a Stoney-Phoney?

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 61:23


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter Two: Lizard Races & Strange Faces

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 55:52


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 53: Chapter One: You're Gherkin My Chain!

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 56:32


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Four: Drowning in Fear & Also Sewage

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 57:38


In this episode, the gang tries to escape the sewer and get to the friendly (?) streets of Yartar above!

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Three: I'd Love a Jar of Mucus

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 57:43


Hombres en crecimientoSi has estado buscando un lugar que te ayude a crecer, simplificar tu vida.Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter Two: I Am The Walrus, You Are The Horrible Sewer Monster

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 55:10


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield, Epsiode 52: Chapter One: Can I Ride My Magic Broom Over the Poo?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 51:31


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Four: The Sewage Exploration Team Building Exercise

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 30, 2024 49:27


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Three: We've Stolen a Boat

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2024 61:34


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter Two: The Rapid Moving Bowel Deception

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 51:23


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 51: Chapter One: What a Waste of a Corpse

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 54:13


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Four: I've Never Seen Such Articulate Eyebrows

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 49:12


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Three: A Round of Sharks My Good Man

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 54:36


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter Two: Welcome to the Wormhole

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2024 57:22


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 50: Chapter One: What Amazing Ears You Have

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 57:59


Wellness Thru Reading Greetings and salutations book lovers. Welcome to Wellness Thru Reading. A podcast...Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify Untethered & Wanderwise: Female Travel Over 45A travel podcast for women over 45 who want to explore this big beautiful world.Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 4: Barry What

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 47:03


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 3: You Can Stop Cowering Now

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 47:06


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 2: This is Exactly How You Quest

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 57:04


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 49: Chapter 1: Mr. Bellydust Knows His Maths

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 52:19


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 4: Legitimately Acquired Dream Hat

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 38:28


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter 3: E is for Explosion

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 47:33


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter Two: The Bear Witch Project

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 48:53


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 48: Chapter One: The Dreaded Smirling Whist

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 61:18


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter 4: All Aboard the Verbal Diarrhoea Train

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 33:25


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter 3: Right Now I'd Like to Focus On Being Cursed.

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 56:57


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter Two: You've Been Thinking About the Frog Again, Haven't You?

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 55:21


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 47: Chapter One: But Sir, We Have Library Cards!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 62:51


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 46: Chapter 3: No Safe Place for Goats

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 39:32


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 46: Chapter Two: Rowan's Been Levisitusded!

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 53:27


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 46: Chapter One: New Friends, Old Enemies

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2024 59:12


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 45: Chapter 4: Don't We All Have a Dead Dwarf Living Inside of Us?

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 59:45


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 45: Chapter Three: Conservatories Everywhere!

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 57:05


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 45: Chapter Two: Here Comes the Sun

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 62:12


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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 45: Chapter One: Is it Evil Snow??

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 56:25


Comic Boom - Comics in EducationAn education podcast exploring the use of comics in education. Each episode I'll be...Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 44, Chapter Four: The Icewind Cometh

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 89:45


La Fayette, We Are Here!French history podcast for Americans, by a Frenchman. Learn all about France's history.Listen on: Apple Podcasts Spotify

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You Should Have Been a Meat Shield: A Dungeons & Dragons Podcast: Episode 44, Chapter Three: Get Yourself a Living Demiplane Would Ya?

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 64:49


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