The Rapscallion Rapport

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An on going and ever evolving comedic conversation between best friends about everything and nothing. a revolving door of guests, friends, family giving a unique perspective on the world. Subscribe and become a rapscallion and build a rapport.


    • Jan 1, 1970 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 1h 16m AVG DURATION
    • 79 EPISODES


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    Episode. 021 Boys Get It Done pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 87:20


    China, old movies, investment advice. Also some cat asmr.

    Episode. 021 Boys Get It Done pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:48


    China, old movies, investment advice. Also some cat asmr.

    Episode.020 EMTY HOUSE

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 121:00


    Uncle Joey and Uncle Jesse are the only ones left as they have to fill the rolls of everyone whos gone. The only way to pay rent is rock n' roll and stand up prop comedy, and selling goofy drugs as San Francisco falls deeper and deeper into hell.Good conversation but its got some girth to it so enjoy

    Episode. 019 BATTLEFIELD GIRTH pt. 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 76:25


    It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime. Pt.2 more of the same just a wrap up

    Episode. 019 BATTLEFIELD GIRTH pt. 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 67:03


    It's the year 3000 A.D., and the Earth is lost to the alien race of Psychlos. Humanity is enslaved by these gold-thirsty tyrants, who are unaware that their 'man-animals' are about to ignite the rebellion of a lifetime. Pt. 1 is a play by play of David's traumatic expriance

    Episode. 0018 Requiem for a Cream

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 98:49


    We talk a little bit of this and a little bit of that

    Episode. 017 The Wooder Shortage pt.2

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 79:33


    Just talking about the world and Pokémon and so many topics its hard to really pin point what to describe to you so enjoy!Oh yeah In this episode we also stress test a random store in a simulated black market water sales and potential shortages.

    Episode. 017 The Wooder Shortage pt.1

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 77:11


    Just talking about the world and Pokémon and so many topics its hard to really pin point what to describe to you so enjoy!Oh yeah In this episode we also stress test a random store in a simulated black market water sales and potential shortages.

    Episode. 016 LOT LIZARD SIMULATOR

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 113:37


    This weeks episode is about choices like the ones a young 10 ft. tall lizard girl named Cam has to do to get by in this poor excuse for a world. listen to her story.... Or not its probably not that at all.

    Episode.015 Like A Rock

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 130:28


    An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, This Chevy commercial tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love and volcanos. In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.

    Episode.014 The Grandest Canyon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 67:16


    Want to join our University its pretty chill everyone is welcome. We got magic undies and chickee nuggies

    Episode. 013 The Imaginarium of Doctor Camnassus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:56


    In London, the sideshow troupe of Doctor CAMnassus promises the audience a journey to the "Imaginarium", an imaginary world commanded by the mind of Doctor CAMnassus, where dreams come true.In all seriousness though, we are all just figments of Camron's imagination so live it up we all just exist in a mad mans noggin!

    Episode.012 Spooky Episode

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 144:48


    When three rappers want to get even with a pimp, they accidentally unleash a leprechaun who goes on a killing rampage in tha 'hood.Its a dark one lets see how it goes we gave Cam the power of the fog machine and he made sure there was plenty of atmosphere.

    Episode. 011 Proud of Your Boys

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 143:31


    In this episode we talk about nothing just general trash. We meet Jordan who brings absolutely nothing to the conversation so thats cool. We also learn where the proud boys got they're name from (hint:) its super cool.

    Episode. 009 Votes for Sale

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 104:47


    How much would you charge for your vote? Dave's probably 300-450$ Cam 30-75$ but Jamie is so fucking patriotic that his vote would go for 40,000$ is it worth that though?

    Episode. 010 Wake Me Up When Simptember Ends

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 120:19


    Fedoras have come and passedNeck beards can never lastWake me up when Simptember endsI'll drink the water straight from your bathSmell your hair and coom way to fastWake me up when Simptember ends...... Well the boys try to get to the bottom of conflict by starting a conflict with Jamie. Jamie doesn't take a fight lying down no sir he's not French he's actually Jewish!Its been a strange summer. I also discovered the sound board and it gets annoying!

    Episode. 008 Jamie's STD Test Results

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 123:10


    We were all a little on edge this episode patiently waiting for the test to be read out loud. but Dave was a special kind of nervous thats because Dave is carrying Jamies lovechild and gave him the clap. the boys also manage to piss off Jamie off almost every step of the way......enjoy

    Episode.007 Horse race, Hurricane Erin, 9/11 w Jamie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 89:07


    Always good to go down the rabbit hole, especially with an experienced spelunker of wonderland....Jamie....We get into a lot of different topics so remember to never forget. oh yeah and Dave really thinks we landed on the moon?!?!

    Episode. 006 "Speedy Delivery" ft Jamie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 98:58


    The seaman saga continues in this episode wise Jamie bestows the boys with information that would enable Cam and David to "Johnny Appleseed" their genetics across the united states. This is our endgame......Or not.Also a special guest we got a visit from a Gypsy that made David disappear for a long time then Cam defeated the gypsy in mind karate. the curse lifted Dave returned and the creature was forced to unclog the lavatory and restore balance to the universe

    Episode. 005 Metallurgy, Meta-magic, and Mortuaries

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:43


    In this episode Cam and Dave sit down with close friends and fellow rapscallions Bark-flesh and John Stark. Viral brain illness, angel lust, and life after a coma are just some of the topics we cover.

    Episode. 004 Ep.004 Zerphy in the Rye: A stumble in the Life with Chris Chabot

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 50:32


    First part the guys learn everything you need to know about CBD farming very educational. Second half is a small eulogy for Zach Zerphy some music some stories some history.

    Episode. 003 Spanking a bear with the bible. ft. Jamie

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 81:20


    In this weeks episode Our resident guest try his hand at teaching the bois a thing or two about the holy bible. The act of bear spanking is also brought up and we learn to not feed the bears but spank them ever so gently. If your not a christian you should read the book and it'll make you turn the other cheek on your religion. P.s. Mosses was kind of a dick.

    Ep.002 The Hangover

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 55:35


    Three buddies wake up from a bachelor party in Las Vegas, with no memory of the previous night and the bachelor missing. They make their way around the city in order to find their friend before his wedding. Not Really Cam was hungover Dave's being Dave. The conversation goes places and its fun.

    EP. 001 Are you my dad?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 115:59


    To kick things off we have Father of the year candidate Jamie on his NPE (non parental event) after he started using genetic programs like 23 and me. Its late its messy its a perfect first. subscribe and become a rapscallion!

    Episode. 073 Magnets how do they work anyways? w/ special guest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:02


    On this episode we are saved from a greasy old young Jamie trying to get us to show him our......Magnet Mike is our guest and he's special.

    Episode. 072 We start without Cam

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:59


    Hey there fella.... You lonely?..... Good.

    Episode. 071 69+2 Fingers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 64:56


    A day of tinkering and dinkering

    Episode. 070 Once more into the void

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:01


    The future is looking mostly Jamie.

    Episode. 069 We weren't ready for this

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:04


    HEYYYYY how's it going? Its episode 69 but in all actuality, it should be at least ep. 100. At this point it could just be considered masturbatory or maybe we are just trash historians trying to etch our own little mark on the great gold record of humanity. #freeJamieonreddit

    Episode. 068 Great M8

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:01


    Jamie out here

    Episode. 067 Jude's Law

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:01


    IT is what it is. Like murphy this will fallow a soul to the ends of the earth!

    Episode. 066 Whoopie did nothing wrong?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:01


    We dont talk about Whoopie no no no.......

    Episode. 065 An ode to Patsy Montana

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:55


    woohoo 65 baby!

    Episode. 064 A memorial sticker on a back window

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 58:34


    Pretty much a part 2 of last week's woof is all I'm going to say.

    Episode. 063 Anne Frankley my dear I don't give a damn

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:46


    Jamie convinced the boys to come together for a early prostrate exam. He was so believable until the seaman.

    Episode. 062 Cam is in a better place

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:47


    Traumatic trauma traumatizing the traumatized

    Episode. 061 A Father son type a thing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:09


    Its a episode, Its here! Enjoy it.

    Episode. 060 New Intern

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 59:03


    Something new something old something blue something bold. Seeing if we can teach an some new tricks to our friend.

    Episode. 059 King Coach on Top 69!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:00


    Ever wonder how Tom Brady got where he was? Thats where King coach on top comes in. ol Billy Bell

    Episode. 058 Flowers of the Masturbatorium

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 60:56


    In this day and age everything is digital it not like you can hide your nudies under a stump or mattress. Fun ep this week hope you enjoy!

    Episode. 057 THOTS and Prayers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 69:40


    Lets give it a rip bud

    Episode. 056 Cherokee Bussie (Hot Ohio Nights Chronicles)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 54:56


    It plays like a gross Girls Gone Wild VHS Cams youth was a quagmire of drugs and debauchery, not to be envied but to be studied and learned from.

    Episode. 055 Geoffrey Epstine and the Prisoners of Lil St. James

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 62:36


    Books am I right? Well we'll see about that.....

    Episode. 054 Sexual Predators vs. Illegal Aliens

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 67:18


    Woof well this one is not bad.... Glass is half full kinda livin enjoy!

    Episode. 053 George Hard. R. Martin (w/ special guests)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 138:38


    Our cycles are off this month gonna do a 14 day stretchy at work so the scheduling is wonky. So enjoy we have 2 guests on this very funny ep. 10 out of 10 would eat here again!

    Episode. 052 Squirteen Candles

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:26


    Late again... that's cool I guess... Chasing a Rapscallion around in the summer is like trying to catch a greased pig. In this episode we have on a real rotation of guests some are super cool and others are just pretending to be cool just to be a real serious DB. You cant really tell whom I speak about but its like hey I can hang. I've been warned that language will be used but still after all that because hey its 2021 and its a reequipment to warn about speech and your still going to have a breakdown and get upset and just be really cool. Welcome to the future.

    Episode. 051 No Name But Still Important

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 82:43


    Ok its been a little bit, just letting you marinate on our last 50. Hahahaha

    Episode. 050 Dick Stainy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:35


    Its late but still just ok. Welcome back to the 50th ep of the most illustrious podcast in the northern most reaches of New England. That makes us sheltered and afraid of everything. We make due mostly by staring longingly into each others eyes begging, daring, wanting, one another just to give in and kiss the other. Just your typical norther east coast weekday. How about that weather sheesh. Also we have Dylan making his 20th appearance and Jamie to remind us that cum still is a thing and that pretty cool

    Episode. 049 Bohemian Fapsody

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 61:38


    Wow what a great episode so close to 50 boyzzzzz. please enjoy and share any problems, concerns, or comments in any of our social media platforms.

    Episode. 048 Designer Drugs, Designer Clothes, Claymation House

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 65:53


    Fresh people So fresh it hurts, Daddy got used to sitting on like 5 eps. Now we bring you hot, moist, sticky eps and by ep 50 we will be back to videos.... so dig in tear us apart just like the country!

    Episode. 047 The life of Pie, not PI

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 1, 1970 89:28


    hey HOW ARE YOU. THIS IS A CALL TO ACTION! If you read this description please go to one of our many social media locations and let us know how you feel about our pod. we get lonely (mostly Cam) and we need you. This episode is fun nice little banter but idk if your listening soooo that's cool I guess.

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