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Two best friends watch a bunch of horror movies and slowly realize that they have the opposite taste in film. There are definitely no arguments and everyone gets along just fine.

The Headless Bodies of Jacob & Lucas


    • Jan 18, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • monthly NEW EPISODES
    • 45m AVG DURATION
    • 28 EPISODES


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    #11: The Psychopath [1973]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 27:45


    Jacob and Lucas watch the Z-Grade psychological horror film "The Psychopath," also known as "An Eye For an Eye" in Great Britain and "Oh My God Why God Oh Please Why Did I Watch That?" in Jacob's brain.

    Christmas Special #2: Gremlins [1984]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2022 38:50


    The snow's coming down(Christmas) I'm watching it fall(Christmas) Lots of people around(Christmas) Baby please come home

    #10: Lost in Space [1998]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 57:26


    #10: Wild Wild West

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2022 68:31


    I respect women when I'm on a date. I take them to the park or maybe a museum and I'll only try to kiss them if they're ready woohoo say what what what what I say what what 

    #9: Texas Chainsaw Massacre [2022]

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2022 35:15


    If you think the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre also made no sense, text THINGTHATWILLNOTDIE1. If you were able to follow the plot of the new Texas Chainsaw Massacre and think we're stupid, text THINGTHATWILLNOTDIE2. Enter now.

    #8: The Blob [1988]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2022 61:09


    oc·to·pus /ˈäktəpəs/ noun: octopus; plural noun: octopusesa cephalopod mollusc with eight sucker-bearing arms, a soft body, strong beaklike jaws, and no internal shell.

    #7: The Stuff

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2022 50:10


    "Leonard Betts" is the twelfth episode of the fourth season of the American science fiction television series The X-Files. It premiered on the FOX network on January 26, 1997. In this episode, Mulder and Scully investigate the supposed death and regeneration of an emergency medical technician (EMT) named Leonard Betts, a mutant who subsists on cancer and can regenerate severed body parts.

    #6: Hercules in New York

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 39:37


    arnold beat a bear to death with his bare hands

    #5: Scooby Doo on Zombie Island [1998]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2021 34:40


    #3: Ghost Rider [2007]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 9, 2021 38:46


    Christmas "Spectacular:" Jingle All The Way [1996]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 50:41


    #1: Godzilla [1998]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2020 32:18


    Episode 15: Deep Rising [1998]

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 2, 2020 58:27


    Jacob and Lucas kick off the new year with an episode that'll be a real treat for everyone that isn't the director of this movie.

    Episode 14 & Christmas Spectacular: Gremlins [1984]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 56:26


    Jacob and Lucas fend off the holiday blues by rewatching a childhood favourite, 'Gremlins!' 'Gremlins' tells the story of Little Billy who witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that Santa punishes those who are naughty. Now Billy is 18, and out of the orphanage, and he has just become Santa, himself.

    Episode 13: Burial Ground [1981]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2019 49:49


    Lucas suggests the plotless zombie action of the cult Italian movie "Burial Ground" and Jacob goes full Seinfeld.

    Episode 12: Stoker [2013]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2019 56:47


    Jacob and Lucas check out the forgotten psychological horror film, 'Stoker,' featuring that kid that plays MacGyver in the MacGyver reboot that has somehow not been cancelled yet.

    Episode 11: Alien Resurrection [1997]

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2019 63:21


    Jacob and Lucas revisit the fourth film in the Alien film series, "Alien what? Oh yeah, I forgot about that one. Is that the one where they killed off Newt and that guy in the beginning? I think I'm getting it confused with the third one. What happened in it again?"

    Episode 10: Blood For Dracula [1974]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 33:30


    Lucas makes Jacob watch another weirdo sex pervert movie. This episode was totally not recorded months ago and Jacob definitely didn't forget to post it until just now.

    Episode 9 & Thanksgiving Spectacular: Thankskilling [2008]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2019 42:04


    Jacob and Lucas celebrate Thanksgiving by watching yet another cinematic disaster. Lucas tries his best to explain the plot while Jacob follows along and is definitely 100% sober.

    Episode 8: Suburban Sasquatch [2004]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 47:16


    Episode 7: Fungicide [2002]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 45:32


    Jacob and Lucas watch a "horror" "movie" about killer mushrooms made by delusional "filmmaker" "Dave" "Wascavage."

    Episode 6: Halloween [1978]

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2019 61:17


    Jacob and Lucas talk about 'Halloween,' the classy slasher which Lucas hates. Jacob and Lucas will not be talking about 'The Human Centipede,' the disgusting nightmare which Lucas loves.

    Episode 5: Rogue [2007]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2019 41:12


    Jacob and Lucas check out 'Rogue,' a killer crocodile film that Jacob feels is a prime example of the genre and makes Lucas have to admit that the genre can be good.

    Episode 4 & Halloween Spectacular: Ax 'Em [1992]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2019 39:58


    Jacob and Lucas get into the Halloween spirit by watching 'Ax 'Em,' a poorly made slasher which Lucas claims is unwatchable while Jacob gets a little too drunk trying to explain why he liked it.

    Episode 3: The Psychopath [1973]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2019 40:09


    Jacob and Lucas chat about the obscure 1973 film 'The Psychopath,' a psychological horror film that nobody likes except for Lucas and maybe the director's mom.

    Episode 2: Suspiria [1977]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2019 31:32


    Jacob and Lucas talk about the Italian horror hit 'Suspiria,' starring Jessica Harper and not Udo Kiers voice.

    Episode 1: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre [1974]

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2019 33:32


    Jacob and Lucas talk about the 1974 classic, 'The Texas Chainsaw Massacre,' which was directed by Tobe Hooper, who died recently, as Jacob also plans to.

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