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Here's a place where we review your latest and greatest (not so great) horror films. Then we pop the big "What If..." and determine how a film could have been different if it had gone a different route. Then, we'll put our creativity to the test and play the answer to that question out for you so you can imagine what the film would be like.

Kameron Lunon


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    01. The Nun (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2023 79:20


    We are BACK after a long break, and what better movie to come back with than The Nun in preparation for the release of The Nun 2. And it had to be done with my guy Mr. Colt with a C. Tune in and enjoy!

    12. The Boy 2 (2020)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2023 33:47


    Following up with the sequel to The Boy! Like my dead friend Randy once said, "Who'd want to do that, sequels suck!" Well.... he might have been on to something there. Haha! 

    11. Pet Semetary (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2023 67:19


    Mr. Colt with a C is back as we touch on the remake of Stephen King's Pet Sematary. See if he and I agree or disagree this time around. 

    10. The Boy (2016)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2023 47:31


    Back again, dealing with dolls that are alive, or are they? Check out this episode on The Boy, and see how Kameron would make it make sense...

    09. Scream 6 (2023) - Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 21, 2023 59:36


    Colt and I are back, giving you our versions of Scream 6 the way we would have done them. Who did it better, the master, or the mini-me? 

    08. Scream 6 (2023) - Part 1

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2023 108:44


    Hey Hey Hey, We're back! And by we, I mean me and Mr. Colt with a C. Here to talk about the latest installment of my favorite horror franchise, Scream 6. Did you enjoy it? Tune in to part one, and see what we have to say. 

    07. Halloween (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 52:52


    It's high time we addressed the film that began what we now declare Requals! Hear our take on 2018 and how we'd make it make sense, our way. 

    06. Skinamarink (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2023 32:38


    Imagine a Senseless Horror episode that was white noise, a few beeps, and the click of a keyboard, with no words from me, and then the show ended. If you were able to imagine that, then you've done more than enough to see this movie. Listen to what this 15K disasterpiece did to make 2 million. SMH What am I doing wrong?

    05. Us (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2023 52:44


    As promised, here's Us. Did our best to come at this optimistically, so check out the final results of this film as we keep with the old school format of the show, including the rating system. 

    04. Get Out (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2023 42:20


    You asked... I've answered. Tune in as we tear through Jordan Peele's first step out of comedy and into horror with his debut film, Get Out! 

    03. Megan (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2023 41:46


    Horror Fans, we're keeping up with our theme of Season 3, and thinking, would it make more sense to have Megan attack her kid, versus protecting her? Listen to see how we break down this film, and what it could have been. 

    02. Violent Night (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 3, 2023 38:59


    The new year is up, but it's never too late for an extra bit of Christmas fun, and that's precisely what Violent Night is....Disclaimer: This is not a horror film. But... tune in if you'd like to hear how it could have been a horror film. Hope you enjoy our version of the movie. 

    11. The Menu

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2022 43:43


    We're changing things up a bit on Senseless Horror starting with The Menu. Take this ride with us as we explore a new avenue for the show. Let us know what you think about what we've done here. Enjoy!

    10. Black Christmas (2006)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 20, 2022 43:54


    It's the holiday season, so what better time to review a movie like Black Christmas than now? Well, hear me out on why there's never a good time to watch this movie. LOL. Enjoy!

    09. Orphan: First Kill (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2022 52:05


    Here we are with Orphan: First Kill, the prequel to the 2009 film Orphan, which features a character who is supposed to be 2 years younger, played by an actress who is now 13 years older than in the original film. Let's see how this is gonna play out. Enjoy!

    Colt Classics: 5. Christine (1983)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 6, 2022 76:28


    Colt is back with your first Colt Classic of Senseless Horror. Listen as we discuss Christine, and question its legitimacy as a horror movie itself. 

    07. Terrifier 2 (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2022 51:15


    Tune in this week as we talk about the vomit-inducing, Terrifier 2, featuring two of the most precious guest that I could ever have on my show! Enjoy!

    06. Prey for the Devil

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2022 44:58


    WE ARE BACK! Flu free and full of life to talk to you about Prey for the Devil. And for all you OG fans, there's a little something special in here for you. For all my new listeners, there's a nice little treat!Enjoy!

    05. X (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2022 55:38


    Listen to us talk about a movie that's talking about making a movie, only, it's a dirty movie, and not in the sense of blood and gore. But, in the words of the sheriff, "One f****ed up horror picture!" LOL

    04. Jeepers Creepers: Reborn

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2022 57:53


    Hey Hey Hey, I know I've said it was coming, well it's finally here. Tune in as we discuss how the Creeper reproduces.... NOT!! Just check it out so you can hear about the madness of this Senseless piece of art. 

    03. Halloween Ends

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2022 74:03


    Tune is as the host of Tavern Talk joins me in discussing Halloween Ends, the concluding chapter of this trilogy. We certainly hope you appreciate it, because recording an episode at 2am isn't easy. Haha!

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    02. The Barbarian (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2022 53:57


    This movie might make you think twice about staying in an AirBNB, or will it? What's this movie really about? Tune in and find out. 

    01. Smile (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2022 60:20


    WE'RE BACK!!!!! And bringing to you, you're first episode of Senseless Horror! And what better way to break into a new show than with the latest release in the genre, Smile! If the movie didn't make you smile, we at least hope our commentary can. We're happy to be back and hope you enjoy!

    71. Nope (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 58:08


    We're back! And what better way to come back than with a review of what we could call the highly anticipated disappointment for Mr. Peele himself. Ok, maybe that was a little mean, but if you want to hear why we said it, tune in!

    70. HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 46:14


    Here's an episode dedicated to you guys, the fans. Thank you so much for listening for the past year. Listen to me talk about the orgins of the show, some of my favorite moments, including episodes, movies, colabs, etc. And listen as I bring up some What Ifs... from the past. Thanks for rocking with me this long, you guys. Let's keep it going!

    69. Jeepers Creepers 3 (2017)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 36:02


    Here we have it, the final installment to date of the Jeepers Creepers franchise. Listen up and see if Jeepers Creepers 2 still stands as my favorite of them all. 

    68. Jeepers Creepers 2 (2003)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 41:04


    Here it is folks, our second installment of the Jeepers Creepers series, and my personal favorite of the series. Let's see how I feel about it after the show's over. 

    Colt Classics: 4. The 6th Sense (1999)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 81:34


    It's time for your FOURTH installment of Colt Classics, and today apparently I'm the guest on Colt's Episode of The 6th Sense! Tune in to hear some interesting perspectives and fun facts about one of M. Night Shamallalalalala's biggest hits. 

    66. Jeepers Creepers (2001)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 48:28


    What say we start off a new series? In light of Jeepers Creepers: Reborn, we're going to cover the JC series. Looking forward to seeing what they've come up with for the new round of Requels that are all spawning in 2022!

    65. The Curse of La Llorona

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 45:42


    Man Oh Man... here's one from the vault. I mentioned this episode back during the Lep in the Hood episode, now you get to hear what I was actually referring to. Enjoy, the Curse of La Llorona! 

    64. A Quiet Place (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 75:06


    Hear my out as I re-evaluate this good 'ol "silent" film with Jade! We had fun, hope you do too. Enjoy!

    Colt Classics: 3. Signs (2002)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 96:02


    We're back with our third installment of Colt Classics where we tackle M. Night Shyamalamalni's hit, Signs. Listen to me and Colt go back and forth, and stay tuned for a nice treat at the end. Enjoy!

    62. Leprechaun in the Hood

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 30:41


    According to the Horror Bestie, every now and then you gotta stop being so serious and have a laugh. And that's just what we did with the 5th installment of the Leprechaun series. Enjoy!

    61. Mama (2012)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 44:12


    Listen in as we discuss Mama, the inconsistent story of a woman constantly in search of her child, while the two kidnapped girls she claimed are brought back to civilization. LOL. Enjoy

    60. Slender Man (2018)

    Play Episode Play 37 sec Highlight Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 65:04


    Today I'm joined by one of the only people on the show to have read a script that I wrote. Haley and I sit back and talk about the movie that simply took from other movies to make its own movie, Slinder Man.

    59 - The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 53:55


    What's all the hype about you ask? Well wait no more as we cover the latest installment of the chainsaw franchise. 

    Colt Classics: 2. The Amityville Horror (1979)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 79:42


    Colt Classics is back with its second episode. Listen to Colt and I go back and forth as we discuss The Amityville Horror.

    57. The Ritual (2017)

    Play Episode Play 43 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 15, 2022 77:05


    Join us as we discuss that movie that made me jump four times and scream twice, featuring a co-host who I'd never thought would speak to me. The Ritual was a fun movie, which can only mean this is a fun episode. Enjoy!

    56. The Strangers: Prey at Night (2018)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2022 54:23


    Following up on last week's episode, we bring to you the sequel, released 10 years after its original, The Strangers: Prey At Night. Jordan claims this is the movie he'd make, while the first is the movie I'd make. Listen to how we feel about the kind of movie Jordan would make. 

    55. The Strangers (2008)

    Play Episode Play 41 sec Highlight Listen Later Feb 1, 2022 50:01


    Here we are, talking about my kind of horror film. One based on things that can really happen. Something truly terrifying. See if The Strangers meets the requirements of that and how we feel about it. 

    Colt Classics: 1. The Poltergeist (1982)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2022 71:28


    Here's the first episode of our new series, Colt Classics, where Kameron and Colt break down Poltergeist, talk about it then, how it would be different today (excluding the horrible 2015 remake), and elements of the movie that have transcended over time. 

    53. Scream (2022)

    Play Episode Play 25 sec Highlight Listen Later Jan 18, 2022 130:37


    The time has come! Hear me out as I discuss my thoughts on the movie that I myself got the chance to be a part of (even though my name wasn't mentioned in the credits (bummer)). The highly anticipated, Scream (2022). 

    52. Scream 4 (2011)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2022 103:07


    The last installment of the series before the release of the 5th. Here it is. Something to hold you over until you hear my thoughts on the newly released Scream (2022) coming to you next Tuesday. 

    51. Scream 3 (2000)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2022 59:53


    Continuing with the Scream series in anticipation for Scream 5, here's one of my favorites of the franchise. Scream 3. It may catch a lot of flack, but I think watching it as a comedy makes it so much better because this movie was hilarious. Check it out!

    50. Scream 2 (1997)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 4, 2022 61:04


    Part 2 of our Scream series is here. Listen as we break down Scream 2, and reconsider the rating for Scream (1996). Stay tuned as we continue this series, leading up to the premiere of Scream (2022). 

    49. Scream (1996)

    Play Episode Play 17 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 28, 2021 65:33


    The time is coming for Scream 5 to hit theaters. So in honor of one of my favorite horror franchises, we're going to cover Scream 1-4 up until the release of Scream (2022). So, enjoy this first installment of what will be the Scream Series. I had lots of fun with this one. 

    48. Spider-Man: No Way Home (2021) - Bonus Episode

    Play Episode Play 54 sec Highlight Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 68:44


    There was no way we were going to let this movie slip through the cracks. Since it's not horror we're just going to call it a bonus episode. If you haven't seen this movie yet, what are you waiting for? Go check it out, then come listen, unless of course spoilers don't bother you, because there will be spoilers... duh! 

    47. Haunt - (2019)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 14, 2021 93:03


    Tune in for a previously  recorded double dose of Jordan as we're joined by Jordan Dunn and THE horror bestie, Jordan Mears to talk Haunt. 

    46. The Fourth Kind

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2021 49:10


    What If... listener Drew requested that we review The Fourth Kind. Dive into this alien flick with us and see if you agree with how we rated it. 

    45. Chucky - S1E8 (2021)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 39:00


    The Chucky Finale is HERE! And it's bitter sweet as we here at the What If... Horror Podcast feel like we're wrapping up on set ourselves. But, finally, all of our questions have been answered. But... this episodes holds a special treat for you hard core What If... fans. :) 

    44. Chucky - S1E7 (2021)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 3, 2021 32:47


    Hey Hey Hey... We're back! Catch up on the latest of what's been going on in the Chucky universe, and listen in on our theories of why Chucky is doing what he's doing. 

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