Thoughts on Stuff

A guy in a studio, a guy in a car, and a guy (probably) on the toilet debate the weirdness of Americans (who think they're normal) and proper food etiquette during dates. 

The guys talk about their excitement for Halloween, scary movies, crazy roommates, and sleeping attire. Guess who sleeps naked?

Kevin and Todd review the Hella Mega show. Which Weezer song got Kevin off his feet? Plus, is everything we learned 5th grade a lie?

The boys celebrate 200 amazing and memorable episodes - and look ahead to a few special days in the not-too-distant future.  

The guys return from an unexpected short break to discuss how your partner affects your attractiveness to others, things men learn from being in relationships, and potential changes to the post-pandemic workplace.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's time for another round of...Would You Rather? Plus, the boys discuss America's food preferences, new COVID laws for Cali coasters, and your emails. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week, the guys dissect a list of ridiculous comments uttered after sex and ponder the future of the 5-day commute. Plus, Kevin gets another grammar lesson.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As "wise experts," the boys respond to advice from 40-year-olds to younger generations. Plus, debates on peanut butter preferences, dating younger women, and bathroom furniture. (Guess who's going classy?)  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Questions will be posed - What would you give up to travel immediately? What things do you still cherish (to a fault) from your childhood? And when was the moment you realized you're turning into your parents? Listen for America's answers.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week - non-Americans believe Americans act weird, the drama that is the QB position in Philly, and Kevin's TV debut.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On a special Valentine's episode, the boys take a deep dive into their relationships by answering a series of intimate questions. Plus, how old does your favorite song make you feel?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys discuss what they've been doing since going into hiding. Plus, MUST-try morning routines that bring happiness, Valentine's Day food specials, and Kevin's biggest fear about potential parenthood.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The guys discuss all things quarantine - personal updates, the mental and emotional impact, date ideas, shopping/stocking habits, and more. Plus, we answer your questions about dealing with the distancing, and Kevin introduces us to the blanket ladder.  

The guys miss each other and you, their loyal listeners. So, while safely social distancing, they put together a quarantine edition of the podcast. Enjoy!

Kevin and Rick are faced with one of their toughest battles yet - a third grade math and English test. 

The guys make a big announcement about the future of the show, and they need your help to decide which path to take.

Friend of the podcast Rich "The Pituation" Liebig from The Crispy Noodle fills in for Kevin. Topics include pizza mishaps leading to the ER, capping first dates at 57 minutes, and guys watching reality TV with their ladies (and secretly loving it?).

This week - Are men more likely to get promoted when they schmooze? Is cuddling necessary after doing the deed? When is it time to file for a sleep divorce? Plus, we answer your emails and give so many more thoughts on so much stuff. 

The boys discuss celebs gone too soon, watching the big game vs. having sex, and what not to do with a banana peel. 

The guys look back at Rick's career path(s) after another graduation, discuss the benefits of "roasting" your partner, and tackle a hefty inbox.

The boys explore Rick's engagement, Kevin's boxers, Goop's new candle, and the infuriating habits that make married couples argue. 

The boys discuss the top gifts of the year, the top tech trends of 2020, and the meaning of fidaz, diffusure, and cocotittie. 

This week - find out why Kevin had his first bad day in 3 years. And laugh as Todd and Rick have no sympathy for him. 

The gang revs up for Thanksgiving. Kevin (and Rick) continue to try to master the English language.  

The boys wing it and hilarity ensues. 

Rick has a new sound effect that's perfect for Kevin. Plus, the initial IQ test results are revealed. 

The crew discusses the top Halloween movies on Netflix and proposes an IQ test challenge. 

Dani is sorely missed(!) as the guys discuss women who love men with psychopathic traits, the unwritten rules and etiquette that men follow, and the ways for men to be more attractive. 

Rick provides an update on his health. Dani claims to have eaten a whole pizza! Plus - financial secrets in relationships, dating in your 20s vs. your 30s, and when to start your holiday decorating. 

Rick is on the mend as the rest of the crew debates self-absorption, email etiquette, popular Halloween candy, and the ease of making friends. 

The guys discuss fantasy-filled Google Docs, sacrificing for your small joys, the Toy Hall of Fame finalists, and the correlation between teen dating and depression/social skills. 

The crew debates how to keep the spark alive in your relationship, the world's sexiest accents, and our listener's issues with hoarding. Plus, Kevin can't stop complaining - or talking about himself. (We set him straight!)

Rick takes a huge step in his relationship. Plus - would you do horrible things to your friends for $1,000? Is fighting over text healthy? And what are your biggest workplace pet peeves?

The whole gang's back to debate breakfast foods, life skills, shows we'd love to live-tweet, the effects of backseat driving on relationships, and your predicaments that need advice. Plus, Kevin's most annoying trait. (It's so hard to pick just one!)

As Kevin tries to find a windshield, Dani, Rick, and Todd discuss the odds of your fears coming true, a strip club's help wanted sign, reasons for doing chores poorly, and dating older people. 

Issues abound (can you tell?), but the crew charges on - they debate dating men who live with their parents, analyze creepy conspiracies about children's movies, and answer a ton of emails from the overflowing TONS inbox. 

Hear this and laugh - Tabletop devices improve restaurant service. Grasshoppers invade Vegas. Women fake it. 4 of 10 adults regret their life choices. Do you?

This week - the boys discuss Rick's trip to the amusement park, issues with body hair, the benefits of an adult chore chart, 2nd jobs for teachers, and much more. 

Why is it annoying being a guy? Who wants to date a billionaire? Why do Europeans throw the best festivals? Find the answers to all of this and more on this week's episode. 

Have you ever told a lie that snowballed? Is social media good for adults? Do you kiss or cuddle before getting busy? Would you date a guy for the free food? Are you more likely to return a wallet with a fat wad of cash inside? We explore all this and more. 

The boys are lost without Dani but find outlandish humor in their debates about 10-hour work days, Gen Z-ers ditching deodorant, the attractiveness of dad bods, and America's favorite - and most hated - veggies. 

Topics include the Alec Baldwin roast, a Bigfoot appearance, a backyard roller coaster, the frequency of washing your sheets, and guys getting rejected.  

This week, there’s way too much ridiculousness to explain in a few sentences. Listen. Laugh. Feel sorry for us. Laugh some more. 

The gang reunites and is joined by Kevin's GF Laurel. They ask and answer - What does Kevin think about the juice inside grapes? Who'd get married at the taco-themed hotel and resort? And who doesn't wash his or her legs? All that and a bag of twizzlers on this week's big show. 

This week - Todd had a major delivery that he had to attend to so Dani's infamous boyfriend Blake joins us. We discuss why girls like gross guys, the new dating term “trickle ghosting,” Burger King's new “unhappy meals” and whether it’s acceptable to ask your pregnant wife to leave the house. All that and more on this episode of the Thoughts on Stuff Podcast!

Hear our thoughts on this stuff - the (dis)advantages to splitting the bill, how your peanut butter preference affects your personality, the Kate Smith controversy, determining B.O. levels, and taking adulting classes.

The boys discuss the things that ruined your day 15 years go, the art of tipping, and the overuse of LOL. Plus - Rick inadvertently divulges Todd's future baby's name.    

The gang debates the most annoying slang words, the amount of time spent in bed, and America's favorite drunk snacks. 

This week - topics include before and after shots, successful couples with incompatible traits, the average amount of money spent in a day, recovering items after one-night stands, and the great chip debate.  

The TONS hosts partake in a trivia challenge with surprising results. 

What do the last Blockbuster store, mayo mashups, children’s dream jobs, and sexual bucket lists have in common? They’re all discussed on this week’s hilarious episode.