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#28 - Cort's Weird Opinions

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2021 46:24


Randi thinks Cort has weird opinions.  Or opinions about weird things.  In this episode, Randi kicks things off with a warning to Cort - before talking trash, Facebook, the Mandalorian and more.

#27 - Fake Accents and Sleep Shopping

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2021 46:16


Randi and Cort dive deep into the Hilaria Baldwin "fake accent" controversy, plus chat about nose whistling and their 13-year-old's "sleep shopping" problem.   Randi continues to NOT be impressed by Cort's famous relatives. And what did Cort do wrong this week?

#26 - Death, Babies and Politics

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2021 41:50


Randi and Cort talk about death... as in WHO they think will die first. Plus, first experiences with babies and a deep dive into the nation's political divide. Cort thinks he has it figured out.

#25 - Catching up with Randi and Cort

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2021 47:54


New year, new episode.  Hear what Randi and Cort have been up to, including big changes in the work world for Randi.  On this episode we talk World War II, an attempted coup (World War III?) and What Cort Did Wrong this Week.

#24 - Name Dropping, Cereal and Chips

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2020 44:39


Randi and Cort address the elephant in the room: Ellen. Is she a monster? Plus, who tops the kindness list for Randi when it comes to celebrities? Cort really loves Cocoa Pebbles. And what did Cort do wrong this week?  Hint: it involves chips.

#23 - This Old Quarantine

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2020 46:54


Randi and Cort talk about life after more than 4 months of staying at home during the pandemic, including what has prompted both of them to delete Facebook on their phones.   Plus - does Cort have an obsession with This Old House?  Probably.  And what did Cort do wrong this week?

#22 - Remote Learning & Washing Dishes

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2020 38:14


The P'Pool-Johnson family is in their 4th week of quarantine, and things not normal. Randi and Cort talk about "sending" the girls back to school, and when they think things will get back to normal. Plus, Cort's dish washing skills are up for debate. 

#21 - Big Families and Handshakes

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2020 32:41


It's Day #2 of Corona-Quarantine... but it might as well be day #302. Randi and Cort talk about restaurants and bars closing down in Oregon, what it's like to grow up in a big family, and handshakes.

#20 - Eye Contact and Quarantine

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2020 38:57


It's quarantine time, which means Randi and Cort have nothing better to do than bring the podcast back. Speaking of which, Randi can't quarantine, Cort doesn't make good eye contact, and why does Randi hate the Oregon Coast?

#19 - Placentas, Christmas Trees & PC Schools

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 49:55


What to do with that old placenta? Randi and Cort have an idea.  Plus, when is it too early to set up for Christmas? And, have public schools become too PC?

Episode 19 - Placentas, Christmas Trees & PC Schools

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2019 49:55


What to do with that old placenta? Randi and Cort have an idea.  Plus, when is it too early to set up for Christmas? And, have public schools become too PC?

#18 - Cort Needs Anger Management & Bad Moms

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2019 46:19


Randi and Cort talk about his anger management issues (which he doesn't think he has), bad moms and leftovers. 

Episode 18 - Cort Needs Anger Management & Bad Moms

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2019 46:19


Randi and Cort talk about his anger management issues (which he doesn't think he has), bad moms and leftovers. 

#17 - Dying Dog, Death Threads and iPhones

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 50:14


Randi and Cort are back (again), with a lot to talk about, including the passing of their beloved basset/beagle hound, Rosco. Plus, a discussion about group texts, are people actually funny, and does Sloane need an iPhone 11 for Christmas.

Episode 17 - Dying Dog, Death Threads and iPhones

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2019 50:14


Randi and Cort are back (again), with a lot to talk about, including the passing of their beloved basset/beagle hound, Rosco. Plus, a discussion about group texts, are people actually funny, and does Sloane need an iPhone 11 for Christmas.

#16 - Wedding of the Century, Cort's Stand-Up, First Date

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 56:34


Randi and Cort have returned from the "wedding of the century."   Plus, they take a look at Cort's stand-up comedy chops - their first date, and what's up with Area 51.

Episode 16 - Wedding of the Century, Cort's Stand-Up, First Date

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2019 56:34


Randi and Cort have returned from the "wedding of the century."   Plus, they take a look at Cort's stand-up comedy chops - their first date, and what's up with Area 51.

Episode 15 - End of Times, Taylor Swift & Wet Towels

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 56:16


Randi and Cort are back with a new episode, and despite Cort THINKING he had made the audio sound better... it was actually worse.  But hang in there! Here about Cort and Randi's earthquake plan, where they hide their important documents - and what does Randi REALLY think about Taylor Swift.  

#15 - End of Times, Taylor Swift & Wet Towels

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2019 56:16


Randi and Cort are back with a new episode, and despite Cort THINKING he had made the audio sound better... it was actually worse.  But hang in there! Hear about Cort and Randi's earthquake plan, where they hide their important documents - and what does Randi REALLY think about Taylor Swift.  

#14 - Bad Breath, Dog Paintings and Mother's Guilt

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 38:14


Randi and Cort have a bad experience at Quinn's choir concert, and it had nothing to do with singing.  Plus, has Cort has become one of "those" people?  Randi feels guilty, about everything.  And... what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 14 - Bad Breath, Dog Paintings and Mother's Guilt

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2019 38:14


Randi and Cort have a bad experience at Quinn's choir concert, and it had nothing to do with singing.  Plus, has Cort has become one of "those" people?  Randi feels guilty, about everything.  And... what did Cort do wrong this week?

#13 - Energy Drinks, Everest and Drake

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 55:47


The mom in Randi comes out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Cort and Randi talk energy drinks, climbing Mount Everest and high school clicks. Oh, and Drake.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 13 - Energy Drinks, Everest and Drake

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 55:47


The mom in Randi comes out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Cort and Randi talk energy drinks, climbing Mount Everest and high school clicks. Oh, and Drake.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

#12 - Canned Chicken, Passive Aggressive Texts & Fire Hazards

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 38:30


What is Randi having for lunch?  Find out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, Randi is putting the family at risk because she gets cold.

Episode 12 - Canned Chicken, Passive Aggressive Texts & Fire Hazards

Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2019 38:30


What is Randi having for lunch?  Find out in this episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, Randi is putting the family at risk because she gets cold.

#11 - Jonas Bros, Birds and Burning Man

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 41:00


The Jonas Brothers are back at it.  Cort doesn't care, and it comes as a shock to Randi.  Cort looks for advice in dealing with a pesky neighborhood robin, and Randi lets us know about one of her bucket list items.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 11 - Jonas Bros, Birds and Burning Man

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2019 41:00


The Jonas Brothers are back at it.  Cort doesn't care, and it comes a shock to Randi.  Cort looks for advice in dealing with a pesky neighborhood robin, and Randi lets us know about one of her bucket list items.  Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

#10 - College, Edibles and Restaurant Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 53:39


It's been a while, but Randi & Cort are back with Episode 10, which was actually recorded a month ago. In this episode, they talk about the college/university bribery scandal, edibles, Randi's new job and Cort's poor restaurant etiquette.

Episode 10 - College, Edibles and Restaurant Etiquette

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2019 53:39


It's been a while, but Randi & Cort are back with Episode 10, which was actually recorded a month ago. In this episode, they talk about the college/university bribery scandal, edibles, Randi's new job and Cort's poor restaurant etiquette. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?

#9 - Michael Jackson, Feminism and Limousines

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2019 43:46


Randi and Cort are back from Hawaii (they went to Hawaii last week, in case Cort didn't say anything).  Cort wonders what restaurant Randi would choose to eat at if she could have free food for a year, while Randi deep dives into the new HBO documentary series about Michael Jackson.  Plus, no more limos for prom?

Episode 9 - Michael Jackson, Feminism and Limousines

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 7, 2019 43:46


Randi and Cort are back from Hawaii (they went to Hawaii last week, in case Cort didn't say anything).  Cort wonders what restaurant Randi would choose to eat at if she could have free food for a year, while Randi deep dives into the new HBO documentary series about Michael Jackson.  Plus, no more limos for prom?

#8 - Did I Mention We're In Hawaii?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 48:42


Randi and Cort are in Hawaii.  But that didn't stop them from recording a new episode of Unholy Matrimony. Twice.  We'll let them explain.

Episode 8 - Did I Mention We're In Hawaii?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2019 48:42


Randi and Cort are in Hawaii.  But that didn't stop them from recording a new episode of Unholy Matrimony. Twice.  We'll let them explain.  

#7 - Kenny G, Planes & Good Cop/Bad Cop

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2019 45:52


Randi insists that Cort once tried to serenade her while they were dating. Plus, she reveals and deep dark secret about she does (or doesn't do) on planes. And, what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 7 - Kenny G, Planes & Good Cop/Bad Cop

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2019 45:52


Randi insists that Cort once tried to serenade her while they were dating. Plus, she reveals and deep dark secret about she does (or doesn't do) on planes. And, what did Cort do wrong this week?

#6 - Birthin' Babies, Lotteries and Strip Clubs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 40:52


Randi and Cort discuss who should be in the delivery room during child birth.  Plus, Cort wonders when Randi stopped thinking he was funny.  And Randi gives Cort permission to visit a strip club, despite the fact that he didn't ask.

Episode 6 - Birthin' Babies, Lotteries and Strip Clubs

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2019 40:52


Randi and Cort discuss who should be in the delivery room during child birth.  Plus, Cort wonders when Randi stopped thinking he was funny.  And Randi gives Cort permission to visit a strip club, despite the fact that he didn't ask.

#5 - Fights, Pigs and Body Part

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2019 39:31


Things get real between Cort and Randi - like real, real, in the form of a fight.  Also, what's the deal with teacup pigs, circuses and ghosts. Plus, Cort and Randi take a quiz.  Or try to.

Episode 5 - Fights, Pigs and Body Parts

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 7, 2019 39:31


Things get real between Cort and Randi - like real, real, in the form of a fight.  Also, what's the deal with teacup pigs, circuses and ghosts. Plus, Cort and Randi take a quiz.  Or try to.

#4 - Gushy Facebook Posts and Manly Cort

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 1, 2019 46:35


Randi thinks the Pacific Northwest MIGHT be turning her into a serial killer, while Cort thinks there might be trouble at home for Tom Brady. Plus, how manly is Cort?  

Episode 4 - Gushy Facebook Posts and Manly Cort

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 31, 2019 46:35


Randi thinks the Pacific Northwest MIGHT be turning her into a serial killer, while Cort thinks there might be trouble at home for Tom Brady. Plus, how manly is Cort?  

#3 - Where did you hide the money? And chocolates?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 25, 2019 41:37


Things get a little tense when Cort unintentionally reveals a secret he's been keeping from Randi.  Also, how much "sports" is too much "sports?"  Randi can't get the girls to walk the dog, but Cort has a solution. And what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 3 - Where did you hide the money? And chocolates?

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 24, 2019 41:53


Things get a little tense when Cort unintentionally reveals a secret he's been keeping from Randi.  Also, how much "sports" is too much "sports?"  Randi can't get the girls to walk the dog, but Cort has a solution. And what did Cort do wrong this week?

#2 - For the love of money... and eating out.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2019 29:59


Randi has been obsessing over the Bezos divorce. Cort pretty much forgot about it, and instead, is now questioning whether he and Randi gave their kids cell phones too early.  And when was the last time Randi checked her bank account?  Plus - what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 2 - For the love of money... and eating out.

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 17, 2019 29:59


Randi has been obsessing over the Bezos divorce. Cort pretty much forgot about it, and instead, is now questioning whether he and Randi gave their kids cell phones too early.  And when was the last time Randi checked her bank account?  Plus - what did Cort do wrong this week?

Episode 1 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 31:34


Have you ever wanted to murder your spouse?  Randi has... and admits to it on the debut episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?  Find out here.

#1 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 11, 2019 31:34


Have you ever wanted to murder your spouse?  Randi has... and admits to it on the debut episode of Unholy Matrimony. Plus, what did Cort do wrong this week?  Find out here.

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