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This is the story of two former roommates who share stories of their past while examining the interesting dynamic of living with someone. Every week Joel and Josh get together to talk (and yell) about the good and the bad of what it was like sharing a house with each other. Beer will be drank, feeli…

Joel and Josh


    • Dec 7, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 55m AVG DURATION
    • 331 EPISODES

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    Latest episodes from We Can't Be Friends

    Episode 110: NASDAQ

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 7, 2022 52:32


    Not Another Stupid Dick Ass Question...aka tons of stupid dick ass questions. Sorry, we've been gone but we're glad to be back. The Statue of Liberty has gross feet btw. Deal with it.

    One Hitters: Wait Till You See Him

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2021 20:54


    We've got a new one hitter for you! This week Josh gets sexy with a remix by De-Phazz of the wonderful track "Wait Till You See Him" by Ella Fitzgerald. Put down the Busch Light and make yourself a martini for this one. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us a song recommendation to wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 109: Glive, Glamp, Glove

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021


    We've got a fun one for you this week! Thanks for sticking with us through some mini-episodes but we're back with a big boy! Grab a sixer and have some laughs tonight! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast, send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com, and please rate and review!

    One Hitters: Something in the Way

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2021 14:00


    This week's One Hitter is Something in the Way by Best Coast. Joel loves it and Josh isn't sure. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    One Hitters: I Might Be Wrong

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 21:26


    We're starting a new mini-series! In between our normal episodes we're each going to take turns playing a song we dig and briefly talking about while we dig said song. This episode Josh picked Radiohead's "I Might Be Wrong." Hope you enjoy it! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodacst@gmail.com

    Episode 108: Lights Out

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 55:39


    We've got an awesome episode for you! This week we're joined by our friend Andy who runs us through some of his worst roommates. Crack smoking roommates, shitty military bunkmates, military school, motorcycle clubs, and all the usual stuff to help you get through your hell week. Grab some beers and turn it up. Follow us on instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 107: Alberta

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2021 53:45


    Yeah. We know. Shut up. It's been a minute but we're back to bring you joy and frustration over our stupidity! This week we touch on audiobooks, HP Lovercraft, Team Subaru, aggressive parking notes, Joel's awkward moment of the week, and Simone Biles vs Josh's definition of the term "twisties." Have fun, we're sorry we've been away. We love you. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 106: The Shitheads That We Are

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 64:16


    Holy smokes we've been wanting to do this episode since the beginning. This week we're joined by best bud/roommate/father and honorary member, Owen. We recap some roommate hangtimes, cringe-worthy memories, and we finally learn how we grow from shithead to full blown adult. Kinda. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 106: The Shitheads That We Are

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2021 64:16


    Holy smokes we've been wanting to do this episode since the beginning. This week we're joined by best bud/roommate/father and honorary member, Owen. We recap some roommate hangtimes, cringe-worthy memories, and we finally learn how we grow from shithead to full blown adult. Kinda. Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 105: How Do You Say His Name?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 57:35


    We're back with another unscheduled episode! This week we get into J. Cole, Josh's extreme narcissism, an energy drink assault, Josh assaults Joel's birding, Josh Joel and Travis assault the English language via Mad Libs, and the usual nonsense. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 105: How Do You Say His Name?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2021 57:35


    We're back with another unscheduled episode! This week we get into J. Cole, Josh's extreme narcissism, an energy drink assault, Josh assaults Joel's birding, Josh Joel and Travis assault the English language via Mad Libs, and the usual nonsense. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 104: What Was The Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 56:30


    Did you miss us? You buncha liars. This episode covers vast topics and intricate ideas or something like that. Wanna hear Josh talk about murdering people in The Sims? Maybe how much of a piece of shit Pat McAfee is? Maybe a dumpster bomb or Alonzo Morning? Have any of you ever worked with a guy named Bill Brasky? Then tune in! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 104: What Was The Question

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2021 56:30


    Did you miss us? You buncha liars. This episode covers vast topics and intricate ideas or something like that. Wanna hear Josh talk about murdering people in The Sims? Maybe how much of a piece of shit Pat McAfee is? Maybe a dumpster bomb or Alonzo Morning? Have any of you ever worked with a guy named Bill Brasky? Then tune in! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 103: Dead or Playing Possum

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 56:36


    We're back and ready to roll with a new episode! Sorry for the lack of updates but some of us have to work...a lot. Grip it and rip it, lets have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 103: Dead or Playing Possum

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 56:36


    We're back and ready to roll with a new episode! Sorry for the lack of updates but some of us have to work...a lot. Grip it and rip it, lets have some fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 102: I Thought It Was Classic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 56:38


    This week on a fun filled episode of We Can't Be Friends we talk King of the Hill, a wrench, Joel provides a hot take on Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune, The Office, local pronunciations, expensive shoes, surgery, Jay & SIlent Bob Strike Back, and the best Craigslist post of all times. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 102: I Thought It Was Classic

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2021 56:38


    This week on a fun filled episode of We Can't Be Friends we talk King of the Hill, a wrench, Joel provides a hot take on Jeopardy/Wheel of Fortune, The Office, local pronunciations, expensive shoes, surgery, Jay & SIlent Bob Strike Back, and the best Craigslist post of all times. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 101: It's in the Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 52:33


    Happy belated holidays everyone! We've got a new episode full of talk about soups, Josh's new land yacht, and OnlyFans....among everything else. Grab a grande Coors Light and have fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 101: It's in the Name

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 27, 2020 52:33


    Happy belated holidays everyone! We've got a new episode full of talk about soups, Josh's new land yacht, and OnlyFans....among everything else. Grab a grande Coors Light and have fun! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    WCBF Theatre Presents: The Breakfast Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 89:38


    Friends, we've hit a milestone. It's our 100th episode! To celebrate this achievement we've assembled an ensemble cast to perform an off the rails live-reading of the 1985 John Hughes classic, "The Breakfast Club." Countless thanks to our long time friends and guests Jenny, Marcus, and Randall for helping us round out the cast. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did reading it for the very first time. Thank you for listening and supporting our tantrums (almost) every week! Peace, love, and pentagrams! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbpodcast@gmail.com

    WCBF Theatre Presents: The Breakfast Club

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2020 89:38


    Friends, we've hit a milestone. It's our 100th episode! To celebrate this achievement we've assembled an ensemble cast to perform an off the rails live-reading of the 1985 John Hughes classic, "The Breakfast Club." Countless thanks to our long time friends and guests Jenny, Marcus, and Randall for helping us round out the cast. We hope you have as much fun listening as we did reading it for the very first time. Thank you for listening and supporting our tantrums (almost) every week! Peace, love, and pentagrams! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 99: Rockabye

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 51:42


    This week we've got an episode that I'd describe as calm/not calm. We cover a lot of ground with movies (ie Can't Hardly Wait, Dutch, Home Alone, So I Married an Axe Murderer), we check in on the Wrist Watch, how boring Girls Gone Wild got, and Sandler vs Ferrell. Everything's gonna be alright. Thanks for listening and tell your friends. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 99: Rockabye

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2020 51:42


    This week we've got an episode that I'd describe as calm/not calm. We cover a lot of ground with movies (ie Can't Hardly Wait, Dutch, Home Alone, So I Married an Axe Murderer), we check in on the Wrist Watch, how boring Girls Gone Wild got, and Sandler vs Ferrell. Everything's gonna be alright. Thanks for listening and tell your friends. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 98: A Shitty Ed Gein

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 63:25


    Listen up friends. This one is a doozy. We finally get longtime listener and friend of the show Mike aka a shittier Ed Gein aka collector of badass images aka @abandoned_appalachia on the ol' Instagram. We try to drag out a roommate story from him (several times) while drinking massive amounts of booze. We had a blast recording this episode so grab a plunger and let's get this shit moving. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 98: A Shitty Ed Gein

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2020 63:25


    Listen up friends. This one is a doozy. We finally get longtime listener and friend of the show Mike aka a shittier Ed Gein aka collector of badass images aka @abandoned_appalachia on the ol' Instagram. We try to drag out a roommate story from him (several times) while drinking massive amounts of booze. We had a blast recording this episode so grab a plunger and let's get this shit moving. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 97: Right in the Gutter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 53:27


    Hey there guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Does it get any better than Saliva? Answer: yes. This week we chat about Lethal Weapon (again), made up songs about drugs, high school sports and our weird coaches, Summer Camp Heat Stroke, and we break down a typical text chain between the two of us. Of course there's other nonsense that I can't give away in here, but don't worry, we cover that too. #deskpop Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 97: Right in the Gutter

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2020 53:27


    Hey there guys, gals, and non-binary pals! Does it get any better than Saliva? Answer: yes. This week we chat about Lethal Weapon (again), made up songs about drugs, high school sports and our weird coaches, Summer Camp Heat Stroke, and we break down a typical text chain between the two of us. Of course there's other nonsense that I can't give away in here, but don't worry, we cover that too. #deskpop Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 96: Practice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 50:46


    We've got returning guest Jenny back on the show! We're talking about practice. No the game that we love...we're talking about practice...and the benadryl challenge. Also, Josh broke his arm and he's got a new roommate. Have fun, guys gals and non-binary pals! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 96: Practice

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2020 50:46


    We've got returning guest Jenny back on the show! We're talking about practice. No the game that we love...we're talking about practice...and the benadryl challenge. Also, Josh broke his arm and he's got a new roommate. Have fun, guys gals and non-binary pals! Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 95: I Fell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 50:38


    So. Josh fell and it kinda ruined his vacation. This week we cover some terrible super powers, Josh's first time playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we sing Britney...a lot.

    Episode 95: I Fell

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 50:38


    So. Josh fell and it kinda ruined his vacation. This week we cover some terrible super powers, Josh's first time playing Dungeons and Dragons, and we sing Britney...a lot.

    Episode 94: I Don't Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 47:03


    In no way at all is this foreshadowing. Nope nope nope. Lemme tell you what though, Josh is so excited for his trip out west. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 94: I Don't Fall

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 29, 2020 47:03


    In no way at all is this foreshadowing. Nope nope nope. Lemme tell you what though, Josh is so excited for his trip out west. Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 93: Working Overtime

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 55:58


    The J Boys are back in town, baby! Sorry for the delay, we've had some technical problems but we're ready to rumble. This week we get super into a Superman jerk off rampage and other super hero's (heroes?) bodily functions. Grab that Natty Daddy and let's have some fun. #joshsucks Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and for the love of god send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 93: Working Overtime

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2020 55:58


    The J Boys are back in town, baby! Sorry for the delay, we've had some technical problems but we're ready to rumble. This week we get super into a Superman jerk off rampage and other super hero's (heroes?) bodily functions. Grab that Natty Daddy and let's have some fun. #joshsucks Follow us on instagram @wcbfpodcast and for the love of god send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 92: Hashtag by Trapt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 52:14


    Get a hold of your butts, we've got a wild one. We're joined by friends of the show Rudy and Background Lewis to bring the ruckus. Trigger warnings for: deep v's,The Amazing Race, Ice-T, Godsmack, Insta Farts, and T.I. It's covid, baby! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 92: Hashtag by Trapt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2020 52:14


    Get a hold of your butts, we've got a wild one. We're joined by friends of the show Rudy and Background Lewis to bring the ruckus. Trigger warnings for: deep v's,The Amazing Race, Ice-T, Godsmack, Insta Farts, and T.I. It's covid, baby! Follow us on Instagram at @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 91: Hell of a Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 50:21


    We've emerged from our caves to bring you a new episode featuring our friend Brent! We cover dumb topics such as childhood dreams, memorable shows, and Josh once again flexes that mind muscle of his! Tune in for a fun time. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 91: Hell of a Year

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 50:21


    We've emerged from our caves to bring you a new episode featuring our friend Brent! We cover dumb topics such as childhood dreams, memorable shows, and Josh once again flexes that mind muscle of his! Tune in for a fun time. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or email us at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 90: The First Rule of Book Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 46:41


    Hey everyone! We're back to irritate everyone with a fun episode that covers shower beers, video games, Moulin Rouge!, and Josh get's his grass cut. Grab a sixer of your favorite shower beer and hang out for a minute. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 90: The First Rule of Book Club

    Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 46:41


    Hey everyone! We're back to irritate everyone with a fun episode that covers shower beers, video games, Moulin Rouge!, and Josh get's his grass cut. Grab a sixer of your favorite shower beer and hang out for a minute. Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 89: A Walk to Remember

    Play Episode Listen Later May 21, 2020 51:08


    We're back to catch up on how we've been doing with our usual banter during Coronaworld. Spoiler: Joel screws up the intro and Josh buys a house! Send us an email at wcbpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 89: A Walk to Remember

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 51:08


    We're back to catch up on how we've been doing with our usual banter during Coronaworld. Spoiler: Joel screws up the intro and Josh buys a house! Send us an email at wcbpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 88: To Everyone but Casey (AKA I'm the Showstopper)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2020 57:37


    At the time of writing this, Josh just played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Going Down." He's trying to tell me how to be hilarious but instead I'm dealing with his singing. I'm pretending I'm doing what he wants me to do. This is my opportunity to let you know this is a new episode! We cover almost everything under the corona sun. We miss each and every last one of you! Take care, we're not dead yet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 88: To Everyone but Casey (AKA I'm the Showstopper)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 57:37


    At the time of writing this, Josh just played Fall Out Boy's "Sugar, We're Going Down." He's trying to tell me how to be hilarious but instead I'm dealing with his singing. I'm pretending I'm doing what he wants me to do. This is my opportunity to let you know this is a new episode! We cover almost everything under the corona sun. We miss each and every last one of you! Take care, we're not dead yet! Follow us on Instagram @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    We Used To Be Friends: Episode 25: MacGyver S3, Ep9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 10, 2020 51:47


    A sober episode from 2018 when we recapped a random episode of the original MacGyver. Stay distant but stay in touch....but no touching.

    We Used To Be Friends: Episode 25: MacGyver S3, Ep9

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 51:47


    A sober episode from 2018 when we recapped a random episode of the original MacGyver. Stay distant but stay in touch....but no touching.

    We Used To Be Friends: Episode 7: 16 Sweet Bands (3/25/18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 4, 2020 65:39


    Throwback Podcasts in the Time of Covid. This is our 7th ever episode. We put 16 bands against each other in a Sweet 16 type thing. They're all good bands. Promise. Stay safe. Peace, love, and pentagrams.

    We Used To Be Friends: Episode 7: 16 Sweet Bands (3/25/18)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2020 65:39


    Throwback Podcasts in the Time of Covid. This is our 7th ever episode. We put 16 bands against each other in a Sweet 16 type thing. They're all good bands. Promise. Stay safe. Peace, love, and pentagrams.

    Episode 87: Barry Patterson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 6, 2020 51:53


    Our busy schedules can't keep us down (yes they can) so we're back with the laughs. We cover a corrections officer who tried to be slick, interrupted JOs, assault with a Playstation, and Josh tests his wine knowledge. Please write in if you like The Menatalist. For real. Follow on the insta @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

    Episode 87: Barry Patterson

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2020 51:53


    Our busy schedules can't keep us down (yes they can) so we're back with the laughs. We cover a corrections officer who tried to be slick, interrupted JOs, assault with a Playstation, and Josh tests his wine knowledge. Please write in if you like The Menatalist. For real. Follow on the insta @wcbfpodcast or send us an email at wcbfpodcast@gmail.com

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