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We've reached the mid way point of the Allsvenskan! The sun is shining, the Euros are in full flow, and we are missing the Allsvenskan - So we thought it was time for a Mid-Season review! This mid-season review show breaks down the first half of the season and give out some awards! Who will win the 'Big Ange, Beers and BBQ award!''? What the hell is the 'Golden Toilet Award'? and we draft our dream Allsvenskan 5-a-side teams! Lets go!

Week 12 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Allsvenskan's spring-season finishes in style, Kalmar show Västerås how easy it is to score goals, IK Sirius spank the leagues least serious team and Hammarby reveal European football's biggest 'F*ck You' Let's go!

Week 11 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Andy is BACK, There is a Jack Cooper-love in, a 7 yr old reviews Hammarby v Sirius, Big Jabir finally bags a goal! Let's go!

The rest of the week 10 games of the 2024 Allsvenskan season are in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Mr Norwich fucks up, R U Sirius and Westeros SOMEHOW manage to draw, and Neil nominates the Prick of the Week! Let's go!

Round 9 and half of round 10 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season are in the books! We round up the midweek madness games as well as the first 4 games of round 10! On today's episode, Hammar towns Freddy Hammer gets hammared and then hammered again on derby day, Midweek madness muddles our memory, and we still don't know who's good and who's shit! Let's go!

Round 8 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Salech shows us he's Sirius, The GAIS go marching on, and Malmö win the 'Most Mestery Master Mest Mästarmötet ' (as Neil calls it) Lets go!

Round 7 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, The history Guys claim Gothenburg, Kalmar make light work of Strawtown, IDFK Norrköping continue to confuse and we talk about the Biltema Roberto Carlos. Let's go!

Round 6 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books and the Malmö have won the Swedish cup! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Majestic Malmö mercilessly maul a misfortunate AIK, Göteborg are back to winning ways against the Boys from Bromma and calamity-Kalmar drop more than the points away at Mjällby! Let's go!

Round 5 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Neil is grumpy, Count Reinfeldt is defeated, and the Malmö juggernaut keeps on rolling! Let's go!

Round 4 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, aaaaaaa, OK, AIk show up on Derby day, The goalkeepers are playing musical chairs, and Gothenburg send Sven on a sunset swan song! Let's go!

Round 3 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, It's just another manic Monday in the Allsvenskan, Discovery plus makes mike cry and its a Tiki-Taka take over! Let's go!

Round 2 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On todays show, penalties are hard, Neil gets a surprise in the gym shower, why is a clear handball not actually a handball and Bromma bring back COVID vibes! Let's go!

Round 1 of the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! We round up this weeks games as well as weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, there are a million nuts in the forrest, Mike walks into a war zone, Neil's loooooves Fantasy football and ALLSVENSKAN IS BACK BABY! Let's go!

The season is fast approaching! Dont forget to sign up for the WTF is Allsvenskan Fantasy Football Season! League:WTF IS ALLSVENSKAN Code: b73udr Here comes an idiots guide to the 2024 Allsvenskan season! All the important bits of course, like who has the nicest kit, some talk about a dinosaur collection, and Neil makes ANOTHER outrageous John Guidetti claim. Lets go!

It's time. The moment you've all been waiting for... Time to see if Neil has learnt anything about the Allsvenskan, and will Mike pull off another shock by calling for a big team to get relegated. On todays show, there is a new cutie pie in the animal park, Neil talks about foxes and a John Guidetti redemption story!?! Lets go!

Did you miss us? The boys are back in town baby! WTF is Allsvenskan returns for a second season of nicknames, hot takes, and Neil continuing to be a grumpy old fart! I guess will talk a fair bit about the football too! On today's episode, where has Kate Middleton been hiding? How many players does Neil remember from last season? and was Janne Anderson's time as the Swedish National Team Head Coach a success? Let's go!

We've finally stopping crying over the fact that the 2024 Allsvenskan season is in the books! Sooooo, that means it's time for the END OF SEASON AWARDS!!!! On todays episode we give out our picks for the Player of the season, Manager of the season etc etc AND more importantly the coveted WTF is Allsvenskan awards! Who will win the 'Big Ange Postecoglou- Beers and a BBQ award'?or 'The WTF is Allsvenskan nickname of the season award' and What are our favourite podcast moments of this season! Lets go!

So that's a wrap for the 2023 Allsvenskan season!. On today's episode, it's a tale of two penalties in the ‘Gold Match', the doomed Bromma Boys battle bravely against the Bush and Neil falls in love in Uppsala! Let's go!

Surprise! Its BONUS pod time! With the Superettan season coming to a close, we thought we would check in with a man who knows a thing or 2 about the Superettan - Johan Martinson from @superettanpodden. On it we discuss who is Superettans MK dons, how the hell did Nobby Solano turn up in Superettan?! And who would Johan choose to defend him from a zombie apocalypse! Lets go!

Round 29 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, the doughy rapids have officially sunk, Seb Larsson is on the beers, and its all going down to the final day! Let's go!

Round 28 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, The referees are having a laugh, Marti Cifuentes falls upwards and the title race goes down to the wire! Let's go!

Round 27 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. Oh Allsvenskan, how much we missed you! The Stockholm derby that failed to deliver, Hallberg dances like penguin and Sonko shimmies, shakes and sinks Norrköping! Let's go!

Round 26 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, It's Varberg-bye-bye, Sonko robs Andy of the perfect day and Andy and Neil have beef about Hammarby fans! Let's go!

Round 25 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Chilufya shows djurgården what they're missing, Hammar does stupid shit again, and Game of the week IS game of the f###ing week! Let's go!

Round 24 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, Neil says something nice about AIK, there are some sensational new nicknames, and Abdulai the Elf goes from Hero to Zero! Let's go!

Round 23 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, Varbergs lads get hit for seven, Malmö are back to their brilliant best, and Andy and Mike continue to disagree on who is the best striker in the Allsvenskan. Let's go!

Round 22 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, including, there is late elation and Elida stadium, BK Häcken get cast aside in the doughy rapids and Mike and and make a bet a between Erabi and Gurbanly! Let's go!

Round 21 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Göteborg suplex their little brother through the table, Norrköping loose their label, and Gurbanly proves he is Harry Kane and Able! Let's go!

Round 20 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Listeners corner is a big hit, It's snoozfest at the Swedbank Stadium, and we crown the 86th minute kings! Let's go!

Round 19 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football. On today's episode, Andy talks American again, Göteboring are not so boring and Mjälby are head and shoulders above Malmö! Let's go!

Round 18 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Dandruff Village scalp Varberg, Malmö's two Sebbe's put Halmstad to the sword and Mike spends a lovely afternoon with the Värnamo faithful. Let's go!

Round 17 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, John Guidetti needs a haircut, Mike compares Fenger to a sickly victorian child, and some Lager gets spilled at BK Bush! Let's go!

Round 16 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Ricardo rushes into another red, Göteboooring are still Jätteboring, and AIK fans are at it again! Let's go!

Round 15 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Why is Erabi talking about sandwich prawns? Mike has a wonderful time in the Animal park, and Neil gets benched Let's go!

Round 14 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, more John Guidetti jokes, Neil wins a quiz and Göteboring go speed hating! Let's go!

Round 13 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Detective Brännström has been kicked off the case, Sell high on BK Bush? and What position will Pontus Jansson's daughter play? Let's go!

Andy, Mike and Neil face off in a head to head to head draft to pick their best Five-a-side Allsvenskan team from current players. Who will go for skill and who will go for dressing room chemistry? ...and then... Neil and Andy face off in an epic quiz battle as quizmaster Mike tries to bamboozle the contestants with questions like Did this player play for Sunderland, Stoke, Both or Neither? Let's go

We've reached the mid way point of the Allsvenskan! Few thought we would have made it this far, but here we are, still going strong and still loving the Allsvenskan! This mid-season review show breaks down the first half of the season and give out some awards! Who will win the 'Jack Grealish - Commitment to the sesh award'? What are our favourite moments so far? and can Neil crack a smile? Lets go!

Round 12 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, R U Brighton in disguise, Trondsen cracks open a Ferero Roche and Allsvenskan goalkeepers continue to entertain! Let's go!

Round 11 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Nigel Faraj goes full Brexit, Goteborg kill 2 birds with 1 Dane, And its Godbye from Zlatan Let's go!

Round 10 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, have Malmö lost their mojo? Neil goes in hard on the AIK fans, and Andy pretends to respect referees. Let's go!

Round 9 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, Discovery Plus goes full demon mode, Andy forgets how to speak English, and Edvardsson's feet might be shrinking! Let's go!

Round 8 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, the worst panenka ever? Malmö take their time, and Beyonce ruins a football game. Let's go!

Round 7 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest and weirdest stories in Swedish football including, What the Häck happened in Halmstad, the Bromma ultras are terrifying, and Neil gets taken down the dirt track. Let's go!

Round 6 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the biggest stories in Swedish football including, Goal Goals Goals, Malmö march on, and the best team in Stockholm is WHO?!? Let's go!

Week 5 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the weeks biggest stories in Swedish football including, IFK Göteborg actually score a goal, John McEnroe FC get a 'deuce' and Neil shows some actual human emotion! Let's go!

Week 4 of the Allsvenskan is in the books! We round up the weeks biggest stories in Swedish football including, Sergio Pena plays drunk, how many Gustavsson's can you fit into 1 midfield and the Bromma boys get their bouncy castle taken away. All this and more! Let's go!

WTF Happened in week 3? Week 3 of Allsvenskan is in the books and we round up this weeks biggest stories in Swedish Football, including the bongo playing physio, some cracking rivalry games and Neil shocks everyone by choosing an Allsvenskan team to love and cherish, till death do they part. Lets go!

WTF happened in week 2 of the Allsvenskan? Week 2 is in the books and we round up the weeks biggest stories in Swedish football, from a goal keeper confusing the penalty spot with the ball, Janne 'saussage man' Anderson is NOT a mole and AIK are not A OK. Let's go!

WTF happened week in 1? Week 1 of the Allsvenskan season is in the books, and we round up the biggest stories, from the Magnus Eriksson masterclass, to Luis Suarez making a surprise appearance. Which teams manager looks like a fat Jurgen Klopp and how many of our preseason predictions are already in the toilet? Lets go!

WTF is a preseason preview? Join us as we breakdown our favourite stories from the Allsvenskan preseason, make our predictions for the end of season awards, and talk about Janne Andersson's sausage. Who (in our 'expert' opinions) will win the league? Does Neil know enough players playing in the Allsvenskan to pick an MVP? and how many headbands does it take to win a championship? All this, and more, will be answered! Let's go!