You Didn't Ask with Lillian and Jordan

The coronavirus crisis continues, and so does the podcast. Should we stay home or support local businesses? Is humanity saving or ruining the world? Lillian and Jordan appraise life before and after quarantine. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan provide distraction during the global pandemic. Topics include quarantine hobbies, foods to store, eating your pets' food, and eating your pets. Plus Lillian gives a hot tip about where to find toilet paper. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan fight over the height of their Fiddle Leaf Figs and give tips for turning a brown thumb green. Listen to learn why Pencil Cacti are highly toxic and air plants are free in Texas. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan discuss fluorescent dressing room lighting, muffin tops, and the general shame of bathing suit shopping. They cover all their insecurities ranging from uneven shoulders to surgery scars. Who had the best beach body in high school, and who uses a tanning bed? Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan cover the dark side (bed bugs and black lights) and bright side (room service and mini bar) of hotels. Their stories include being locked out of a room naked and a dead body next door. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan discuss ghosts and paranormal activity, which inevitably leads to discussion of general anxieties, baby monitors and carbon monoxide detectors. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan have a bad habit of oversharing. Joined by special guest Chris, they catch up on the recent Varsity Blues scandal and discuss bad habits ranging from screen time to alcoholism. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan welcome special guest Steffon to discuss irrational fears their parents instilled in them, along with their general anxieties. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan cover slipping and falling, peeing in the shower, and fighting over hot water. Grab waterproof speakers, a shower beer, and listen while you lather. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian reminisces about her favorite birthday parties, including a spa day, a tea party, horseback riding, and luminaries decorated with her face. Jordan reveals she just wants to day drink and be alone. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

There is no shortage of foods to discuss in the breakfast episode (pancakes, Chick-fil-A, and bacon), but Lillian and Jordan also curb your appetite by discussing the smell of eggs and finding hair in a meal. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

In this highly unqualified episode, Lillian and Jordan admit to peeing green and overeating Flintstone vitamins. If you want good advice on which dailies to take, perhaps look elsewhere. If you relate to having no self control around gummy vitamins, listen here. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan review the popular Netflix series Tidying Up with Marie Kondo and give their own advice with organization. This podcast will spark joy and may or may not inspire you to purge everything you own. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan give several suggestions on how to care about football if you just don't. They participate in some scandalous "locker room talk" and share their opinions on Tom Brady's diet, and their favorite football foods. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan criticize snowboarders and people who feel confident without a helmet. The two ski bunnies give tips on how to save your hair in the snow, and combine alcohol with skiing. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan cover road snacks, sing-a-long songs, and changing your own tire. Listen to learn the essentials for a road trip, including the most overlooked ingredient of all. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan get specific about the best and worst parts of today's smartphones. They claim they would prefer simpler technology and blame phones for their many problems. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Before you trim your tree, tune in to hear Lillian and Jordan's thoughts on tinsel, themed trees, and other Christmas decor. They share horror stories about mulled spices and fallen Christmas trees. Stay tuned until the end for one solid piece of actual, good advice! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

You wouldn't think a casual topic like a food-centric national holiday would bring out the most serious, genuine, charitable sides of LIllian and Jordan, but it does. Topics include perfect mashed potatoes, basting the turkey, and so much more. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Yes, there was a finance episode. But no, Lillian and Jordan were not completely honest about their poor spending habits. Without a guest to impress, Lillian and Jordan simultaneously justify spending above their means and realize they actually love a good deal. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan chat crock pots, kitchen disasters, and culinary tools. They rate themselves a "5 or 6" in the kitchen, so this episode is chock-full of great advice. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Couple's costumes, candy corn, and carving pumpkins... Lillian and Jordan are BACK and ready to celebrate one of their favorite holidays! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Infinity scarves! Crunchy leaves! Pumpkin patches! Lillian and Jordan plan a perfect fall day, complete with Hocus Pocus, grilled cheese, and a good book. Grab a PSL, put on your Ugg boots, and prepare to FALL in love with this episode. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan relive gym class and high school sports, and are brutally honest about their current athletic abilities. If you are the type that panics when someone yells, "quick, catch!" (or you enjoy watching someone else panic), this is the episode for you. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan reminisce about Lunchables, Beanie Babies, and Leonardo DiCaprio. It was an innocent time when they still read Chicken Soup for the Soul and didn't understand the sex jokes in Friends. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

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Lillian and Jordan share their tips for parallel parking, expose a friend for hitting multiple pedestrians, and reveal their true thoughts on vanity license plates and bumper stickers. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Remember when you would print out MapQuest directions to go get a VHS at Blockbuster? Lillian and Jordan make multiple embarrassing confessions while discussing technology of the past and present. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan review 10 things you should never do at a concert (they've done seven), suspect they saw an imposter perform (they were high), and discuss everyone from Kenny Chesney to 2 Chainz. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan play a game of Would You Rather. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

If you like pina coladas and wake boarding, if you're not into flip flops, and you have half a brain... this is the podcast you've been looking for! Listen to Lillian and Jordan and escape. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Brunch wedding? Sober wedding? Losing weight for the wedding? Lillian, Jordan, and special guest Carly cover it all. From writing your own vows to choreographed first dances, they share their opinions. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

What do packing a snack, a tear in the butt of new pants, and losing a hot veterinarian all have in common? They have taught Lillian and Jordan important lessons about hiking! Listen along for our tips and stories. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

This comes to you from two girls who thoroughly enjoy eating. Topics include choking alone, Jiro Dreams of Sushi, and tofurkey. Eat, pray, love. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

As it turns out, Lillian and Jordan are SUPER stitious. They reveal the results of their superstitions poll and denounce astrology- only to learn their signs perfectly describe them and their relationship. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Somehow the topic of pets spurred Lillian and Jordan's first on-air fight. Their discussion topics include torturing hermit crabs, dyeing pet fish, and Jordan's unfortunate resemblance to her pet rabbit. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

While you may not get any “advice” out of this episode, you will learn about Lillian and Jordan’s closest experiences to crime, find out if they think Amanda Knox is guilty, and learn about their favorite true crime books. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan talk about online dating, threesomes, and taking naked pictures in this round of listener's relationship questions! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan admit to lies they've told and judge which lies are forgivable. Should you lie about your height, résumé, or taking a "sick" day? Once a cheater always a cheater, or if you're not cheating you're not trying? They've been lying since a young age and have learned helpful lessons along the way. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

In celebration of 4/20, Lillian and Jordan record a POTCAST! They did their homework to discuss dispensaries, edibles, and all things marijuana-related. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Ask for a raise, lease a fancy car, and live like there's no tomorrow. Lillian and Jordan share their finance advice. Special guest Chris joins them as a voice of reason. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan discuss what kind of shopping they actually enjoy, impulse purchases, and buying and returning used items. Lillian's experience as a focus group shopper and Jordan's inclination to buy the most expensive option make them semi-qualified to give advice on this topic. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Two North Carolina natives share their favorite (and least favorite) things about Denver, CO. This guide includes the most trendy neighborhoods of RiNo, NoNo, LoDo, SoBo, and LoHi! The Mile High City has lots to offer, and they'll share their favorites! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Reliving their college years, Lillian and Jordan discuss almost everything - except academics. Should you live in the dorms? Join a sorority/fraternity? Should you even GO to college? Listen to get all the answers! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan tap into their polite, Southern roots for this week's episode on etiquette. What is still relevant, what is outdated, and what is just plain annoying? After this week's episode, you will not want to have dinner with them, but you WILL want to host them as houseguests! Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Two amateur film critics give their blunt reviews of this year’s Oscar noms. Lillian and Jordan will let you know what’s worth seeing and what’s overrated. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Would you rather have a roommate who sits naked on the couch, or has a dog that is not potty trained? Lillian, Jordan, and special guest Steffon talk about upper deckers, passive aggressive notes, and the best quality of a roommate. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Learn how to not be a pet peeve in this week's episode of You Didn't Ask. Does the word "moist" irritate you? Are you passionate about their, they're, vs. there? Find out what bothers Lillian and Jordan and why. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Just in time for Valentine's Day, Lillian and Jordan answer listeners' relationship questions. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

After covering stranger danger and potentially giving you nightmares, Lillian and Jordan decided to help you get a good night's sleep. WARNING: This episode is a snooze fest. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda

Lillian and Jordan share their tips gained from a lifetime fear of stranger danger. This episode will immediately make you want a safe word, mase, and a self-defense class. Want to suggest a future topic? Email them at lillianandjordan@gmail.com, or tweet @lillianandjorda