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In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater throw out the book and tell you to bend over. NEW guest, NEW show direction, and you're getting spanked. Lily & Shade introduce you to a very special man in their life- Ben. Who happens to be yet another dude since they can't get a single pair of tits to come and play with them on the show.  Changes! Strain of the week remains a pillar of the show and needs a sponsor (so does the network in case you're interested...) but the girls intro several new ones....Ask A Guy (and you can email us at DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com to send us questions to ask a Girl), Naughty Bedtime Stories, and Business Time for you to slide into.  Lily Bongwater & Ben regale us with their clandestine love story...then the three talk Alphas and Betas...and how Lily doesn't think they exist- except they do. You'll hear Shade break out with a random case of tourrette's syndrome.  The brownie point checks and balances are weighed so Lily is allowed heating during the winter months. A cosmo quiz is the most vanilla this show has ever been and the ladies make short work of it to turn what was meant to be hot, actually spicy enough to tempt you. Shade and Ben trade crazy female stories and leave it up to you on Patreon to decide whose story won. Where's the size dick you want to visit? Going on holiday for a lay? "Here's a list of tourist spots...find your hoes".... Finally the ladies are in your head and now that you're all hot and bothered, get ready for the show that spanks you back. Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #damagedgoodsnetwork #Shade #LilyBongwater #Ben #sexy #NEW #dick #bangback #betterwithyou #patreon #newshow #comedy #funny #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #podcast #trypod #podernfamily #podcasting #radio #voice #ladies #hot #alpha #beta #sponsors #DamagedGoods #GoldenGod #SithLord #FireballJesus #ClayTimeInTheBasement #ClayMiles #spank #bdsm #cuteandlittle #wifey #savage

Shade and Lily Bongwater have a mellow episode, but don't be fooled...they still deliver the goods to the table. Lily tempts Shade with an on air BDSM test and not only does Shade agree you get to find out what's going on in that dark mind (or at least get a taste) and if you could be a match. Your favorite segments set the tone including Apocalypse Watch (because we're about to get nuked and stuff) so that nobody notices the FBI investigation about Senor Trumpelstiltskin... Bongwater throws a conspiracy theory into the mix and Shade demands a golf clap for her prophecy coming true. An unexpected NEW Strain of the Week, Fuck that Guy of the week? Bishop Kenneth Adkins from homophobe to pedophile. Lily almost dates a nut job. Shade throws a flag on the play and it turns out, the call was good. The ladies decide how to handle some unexpected information based on news based research. Shade vs. Mark round 8 ensues but he looks high as hell so it's hard to be mad for the lapse in emails... 

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater are forced to hold their very first session of Daddy Issuez Court since someone is stealing their content. But these ladies believe in putting things all out on the table so with that in mind, Shade states her case to the court and gets a bit heated (as is usually the case...). Lily Bongwater receives her very first piece of fan art and Shade is depressed because nobody loves her...except for Lily. Not to be shaken or stirred these ladies are back on track with all your favorite topics including Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, Champion of the Week, and a little something for the Sith Lord in response to accosting Shade on Damaged Goods. But before you think their shows have stopped Netflix & Chilling....we hate to disappoint but all is well. Blood in Blood out...blood everywhere. 

On this episode of Daddy Issuez: Shade and Lily start off their day in a fantastic mood which we all know cannot last for long. Shoutout to Boz from Little Podcast of Horrors ! Lily gives Shade the green light to discuss soft and hard limits. In the news we find out why homeless people are going to be forming the next militia. Shade loses her train of thought (several times) which is nothing out of the ordinary but Lily restores her to the conversation in one piece. Just in time to remind everyone that thanks to chemical dumping we’re all gonna have tails. The very first release of “Champion of the Week” graces the show but only to keep the balance for “Fuck that Corporation” (because one guy wasn't corrupt enough) and the proud new owner of Charles Manson’s corpse is announced after chilling for four months. People are weird. Shade goes for another round with Mark of “The Facebook”. Place your bets on who will win in the round of Shade vs. Mark. 

This week on Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater discuss how open minded they are. They reveal those who say “I don’t like music” are not to be trusted…Lily Bongwater’s bloodline is filled with legendary family members who could be Indianna Jones…but is sparring with Lily’s “crazy Uncle”… who loves Jesus and hates Stephen Hawking the theoretical physicist who just left this world…which smart people care about but based on reports, bunker builders don’t give a shit…Cuz Florida, Apocalypse Watch, Fuck that Guy, Strain of the Week, all emerge for your listening pleasure…United Airlines continues to show how they give zero fucks about people, children, animals…you know- everyone. Earning Shade’s very first Boycott because puppies matter. Lily, ever the team player, plans to book her next trip to the U.S. with United. Shade, trying to be open minded highlights the silver lining of getting hauled off a plane…Russia. Shade and Lily Bongwater make their love affair public knowledge shameless and Netflix & Chill.They plan on what to do with Shade’s body after she’s dead and gone.The Bermuda Triangle comes up and the girls agree every story has three sides. Number recordings and a call out to the listeners to explain what the hell they’re for…solve our Daddy Issuez mystery and join us on the show!Shade finds out that her ass is the 8th wonder of the world and accepts it at a High School level…For far too long she’s concealed it like a weapon but it’s time to embrace it and spank that ass. Tig ol’ bitties…… da fuq?In an effort to cleanse the palate, they talk about adorable animals. Shade loves fat things that swim. Hippos are adorable and deadly and we love it. Fiona the Hippo and Timothy the Hippo are in a love and we want them to boink and have Hippo babies.Shade wants to name her future Hippo Madea. Random gangsta music enters……throwing shit off for Shade as she dives further into Hippo-crisy and tell Timothy to come through. 

Shade and Lily have their very first guest Andrew who does not disappoint…Nothing is off limits, there are no safe words and the first EVER sparring match breaks out on Daddy Issuez between the ladies and the Lord and High Master. Shifting gears Andrew shares his intentions to run for political office which, in essence means vote for Andrew 2020. Bongwater and Andrew make nice and Shade reminds them to give peace a chance and they graciously ask you to tip them. Check these ladies out: https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow  

In this episode Shade and Lily take aim. Shots fired...... Topics include a new strain of the week, our very first Shade's first car jacking experience, f**k that guy takes a turn for a leg sniffer and the world is still falling apart and you can hear why on Apocalypse Watch.

In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn’t mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount #freeShade The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. “I beat that ass…” -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week   Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network 

This week on Damaged Goods... The Boys celebrate their favorite holiday and the fact that there are no guests this week. Matter of fact it seems like they took the week off.  But you'll listen and love it anyway.  Just days before their filming The Soul of The Machine Fireball reveals he will not be part of the project. Leaving more of the spotlight for the Golden God. Sith has breaking news about new porn he's just discovered and nobody cares because audio from our appearance on ABCD-Bagz podcast has surfaced. All this plus Prince is dead, Sith has work, and there's smoke in the air. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ

Lily tells us about a therapeutic option for PTSD, but before you start thinking things are going to be depressing they begin describing their "happy places" and (spoiler alert....there's bounce houses).... True to form, they've got new nominations for "Fuck that Guy", news to share in Apocalypse Watch. The ladies talk about how their "Daddy"- THC, Head of the Damaged Goods Network- and el presidenté at Damaged Goods (look up their show, download it, subscribe, do the things....) stood them up but they remain loyal and in wait for the long awaited arrival of THC.