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This week, the guys return after a week off to discuss the changing nature of things around us. From cancer cures and disease prevention, all the way to low-carb IPA, Mike, Dave, Craig and Brad manage to discuss the concept of change, without showing an ounce of growth or progress. But keep an ear out for a few drops of intelligence... we promise, they're in there. - As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out the entire #DGN family of shows at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like NTS, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

This week, Craig, Mike, Dave and Brad are joined by Manny and new friend Matt, to discuss bad movies, Southern accents, Tom Brady, and the aerodynamic qualities of ceramic garden gnomes. Of course, they didn't come up with this on their own. Instead, they had a little help from the hat. Hectic, erratic, occasionally noisy, and often shameful. It's a prime 2+ hours for your slow commute home. - As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out the entire #DGN family of shows at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like NTS, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

This week, all four guys are here to discuss the gateway to higher points of life, from the benefits of legalizing marijuana, to the best weed stories from when it wasn't as accepted by the mainstream. Also, Dave brings up bacon... because, Dave. Weed edibles? Yup. Smoky cars at 7am? Yup. we run the gamut of green for nearly two hours. But with the right strain, it'll fly by... we promise. As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out the entire #DGN family of shows at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like NTS, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

Baked and Awake Episode 062 03 December 2018   Intro-Disclaimer-Newsbrief-DGN   Welcome once again to my weekly, self directed psychotherapy session, the Baked and Awake podcast. Today is December 3rd 2018, and this is our 62nd episode of the show.  (Thanks, Disclaimer about pot and where new listeners can find me on DGN, email, etc). Some of my more savvy podcast listeners may have taken note today of an announcement that preceded the show itself- that being a robotic voice informing you that Baked and Awake is now a proud member of the Dark Myths Collective. Please note that this in no way affects our affiliation with our friends and co creators at the Damaged Goods Network! Baked and Awake will continue to support and collaborate with talented friends from Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Needless To Say, and Claytime in the Basement.     Fortunately for Yours truly, my family at DGN supports what I/We do here at Baked and Awake unconditionally, and welcomes the added cache and potential collaborative horsepower that becoming involved with a small but industrious family of high test Creators like the people at Darkmyths.org.     From before I ever pressed record on the first episode of this show, I was listening to several podcasts from the Dark Myths Collective.  I found Dark Myths after about a year of podcast listening, having cut my teeth on Rogan, Carlin, Serial, and a number of other more or less mainstream podcasts. As I listened to more and more shows, and branched out, I found that there existed an entire realm of Independently produced shows that featured compelling voices weaving rich tales, and asking penetrating questions of the sort that I live for.  Here and there, and with increasing frequency- I heard a catchy intro voice. Sometimes robotic, sometimes in faintly sultry feminine tones, that “this podcast is part of the Dark Myths Collective…” and finishing with the somehow inviting, “the darkness awaits”.. Well, I can tell you, I was hooked. From absolute staples of my listening rotation such as The Eastern Border, History on Fire, The Conspirators, and The Secret Transmission Podcast- none of whom I can go without listening to every new episode of the moment they come out- to amazing newer shows like Martyr Made, a history podcast in the finest tradition of Hardcore History.  Speaking of History, there is the extremely well done History of Pirates Podcast, The Chilling and addictive Southern Grimoire, the amazing Strange Matters Podcast, and more. Honestly- I’m barely scratching the surface of a group that is diverse, uniformly excellent, and to a one- “touched by darkness”.   As such, it was my distinct honor to find a favorable response from my closest (indeed ONLY) inside man over at Dark Myths when I recently screwed up my courage to inquire as to how to apply for membership.  Fellow Podcast Builder Kristaps Andrejsons- host of the Extremely High Quality show The Eastern Border (Very entertaining Cold War History from the perspective of an Eastern European Historian), long time member of the Collective, very generously “sponsored” me, facilitating a swift introduction, and ultimately induction to the collective in just a matter of days. As you can probably tell from the time we are spending on this here, and my voice- I was stoked to say the least.  “But, what’s it all mean, Steve? You selling out already? You’re not even popular!”   Easy now! That last shot was a little below the belt don’t you think? We have hundreds, thousands of downloads even!     Here I’ll switch to a listicle format to shorten up my notes, and multiply the number of “Umms” and “ahhh’s” I’ll have to edit out later.  Great fun, that part let me tellya. So- no I’m not selling out.  I own my work and we, together decide the direction that the show will take. DGN and DMC respectively are here to support me/us in our mission, as I in turn support them in the shared goals of growing, through meaningful collaborations both on the mic and behind the scenes. What can you expect?  Also known as “how many “commercials” are you going to have now, Steve?  Ummmm, first, they’re not commercials. Promos for other shows, yes- of course.  That’s how we discover new podcasts, right? I mean, what kind of psychopath actually uses the search function in their fave podcast app for anything other than inputting the name of a podcast someone, somewhere- told you to listen to? That’s what I thought. So, yes- more of that and probably frequently- they will be members of DGN, DMC, and let’s not forget all my friends in the PBL, or Podcast Builders League (Find us on Facebook and Twitter!) As our little Podcast Cabal grows and forms, like Voltron- into a force to be recokoned with, I find myself ever critical of my podcast.  From its overall sound (background buzz, anyone?), to the length of shows, to the depth of research that we do- I’m looking to up the quality across the board.   To that end, I’ll soon be transitioning from a usb Mixer to a Digital Audio Interface, and I hope that I can finally tune out some of the very annoying to me, so I’m sure it must be bothersome to YOU- buzz that I have the hardest time getting away from now, and that causes me to be forced at times to add even more compression or other editing wizardry to the shows than I want to. That, or be forced to constantly mask persistent background noise with music- and as much as I love having the music of our talented friend Antti Luode, (Listen to him on Spotify today!), I sometimes would just as soon sit here quietly and talk with you with nothing between us but the air.. So, that’s most of the personal updates I can think of for now.  Josh Kinkaid is busy pulling in Cannabis Industry field reports for us as we speak here in the local area, and will be venturing into the Great White North next week for a Canadian Event that looks really interesting as well, so we have that to look forward to very soon. I’m going to give you all a bit of a mini episode here today, in the form of an introduction to my new Alexa Skill- The Baked and Awake News Brief However- Before I leave you, let me assure you that the next few episodes of this podcast will be light on Cannabis news and H E A V Y on weirdness.  Uhhhhhh, how do I give you a taste or a hint without ruining your dinner? How about start with checking out the New Earth channel on Youtube. Just watch any of their videos.  Take a deep breath though and get used to the thick accents. Pretend this is your beloved, long lost relative, and that this is a message from them of utmost importance. I find that helps a little.  You can also speed them up to maybe 1.25x speed, and it actually sounds a little more natural, imo. Other Youtube searches and the resultant docs that have had my head in a twist, to say the least: Great Tartaria, The Mud Flood, Soft Rocks/Living Rocks, and Star Forts…  This is Electric Universe, Purple Dawn level type stuff here guys, at least to me. I don’t know what to think of it all yet, but I can’t get enough of it, it all connects, and we have more than enough to talk about here to go for literally MONTHS- so yeah. Bear with me, hit me up on Instagram, @baked_and_awake, email me at talktous@bakedandawake.com, and visit my own website for notes on this show and to easily also access all the News Briefs and their respective notes as well.   To my patreon Supporters: As always thank you and I DID see that message from you, Derek.  To answer your question, you’re right- it’s setup to pay me/charge you only when I make a Patron only post, and yes, I’ve yet to do that.  You CAN indeed support me directly actually, and cut out the patreon middle men- by visiting bakedandawake.com and smashing that donate button on Paypal anytime.  I think you can specify friends and family, and we save the fees there too. Thanks for messaging me about that, DK, I appreciate you and all my backers so so much, it’s hard to even tell you really. Humbling. Anyhow, today’s short, sweet, Baked and Awake News Brief is built from the ground up for a voice first experience and designed to be enabled on your Alexa Powered Haunted Speakers of all shapes and Sizes.  Every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday I will bring you a concise (Sub 5 minute) report summarizing some interesting Cannabis or “Conspiracy/Wokeland” fact or story, powered mostly by a variety of Google Alerts, and my daily scouring of the less respectable nooks and crannies of the web. What’s that I hear you muttering as I talk? Alexa this alexa that- Oh... You have one of the other, like 1% of so called Smart Speakers out there?  Well- great. Good for you. Just search for the Baked and Awake News Brief like you would any other podcast (Because surprise- underneath it all it’s just another rss feed!) and you can listen to it on your Googly Home, or your Nest Hub, or your internet connected dishwasher- I’m not here to tell you how to get it- just get it! After you’ve listened to the News Brief, do me a favor and enable it on the nearest smart speaker to you, whether that’s in the office, your friend’s house, or on the kiosk models down at the Mall- it won’t play unless you ask it to, and the subscription stays active forever unless someone goes in and disables it.  Thanks for the help, my Street Team! OK I hope you enjoy your taste of the News Brief, and really, be looking forward to our upcoming deep dive into that weirdest new area of the conspiracy web I have found in maybe- ever!   LINKS: Our Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake.com   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Episode ambient Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/   @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com

The boys wake up from tryptophan comas to discuss Black Friday, Mike's blood pressure and some holiday highlights, before turning back to their old friend, The Hat.  For the uninitiated, that means they rip off Drew Carey, improv some random topic discussions, and occasionally make sense. Ironically, it's one of their most organized episodes to date.  As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out the #DGN family at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like their stuff, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

This week, the boys think they returned to normal... until they sobered up and listened back to the audio. Stop us if you're surprised.  Lower your expectations and watch Mike gobble, Brad hobble and Craig wobble through a discussion of Thanksgiving, Stan Lee, morning drinking, tampon cocktails and ghost love. Because, you know, it's the holidays.  As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out our #DGN family at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like our stuff, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

The boys gather to discuss the death of lottery dreams, the death of Sears, the death of sports fandom, and the death of cheap beer. It's a morbid laugh riot.   As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out our #DGN brothers in charity at damagedgoodsinc.com. And if you really like our stuff, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring.

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater share all the dirty details on our best kept secrets and misnomers about the BDSM lifestyle, Witches, and how we almost died (apocalypse watch). The ladies compare texts and DMs between vanillas and chocolates and share relationship and breakup advice from a woman's perspective. As usual the ladies are discussing the Strain of the Week (JILLY BEAN) and how it is the perfect blend of mango and pineapple and you need to snag it from your dispensary RIGHT NOW. Shoutout to Steve from our network friend who has the epic podcast Baked and Awake which you can find here: Spotify: Baked and Awake Be sure to tip the ladies here: Tip the Ladies of Daddy Issuez And as always check out all our other dirty secrets and other shows from the Damaged Goods Network here: www.damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #BDSM #kink #podcast #radio #listen #download #zombies #apocalypsewatch #strainoftheweek #bakedandawake #witches #paganism #ShadeRant #breakingup #breakups #relationships #bdsmcommunity #dominant #submissive #subspace #domspace #comedy #funny #damagedgoodsnetwork #explosions

This week, 66% of NTS returns a little late, joined by Brad's better 50%, to have a mid-week discussion about the ongoing Colin Kaepernick and Nike debate, why Geoffrey Owens was the latest victim of Bill Cosby, Russian engineers who should probably run and hide, and other tales of hard work, dedication and pride.  As always, Needless to Say is made possible by a grant from the Damaged Goods Network. Be sure to check out our brothers in charity at damagedgoodsinc.com.  And if you really like our stuff, be sure to check out the Needless to Say Swag Shop over at Teespring. 

In this episode Shade & Lily decide to invite a fellow 420 enthusiast to the show from our very own Damaged Goods Network.  Steve from the Baked and Awake Podcast fearless in his attempt to figure out these two, ventures into discussions over broken dreams, 'black bagging a clay', only to wind down with a guest edition of Strain of the Week to dazzle you with a home grown but superb strain that you'll be requesting at your next dispensary stop. #shade #lilybongwater #daddyissuez #sexy #listen #download #kinky #bakedandawakepodcast #strainoftheweek #blackbagging #bdsm #play #prey #podcast #podcasting #radio #damagedgoodsnetwork #damagedgoodstheshow #betatesting #claytimeinthebasement #bakedandawakepodcast #needlesstosaypodcast #hardknox #funny #entertainment #radio #explicit This and so much more on Daddy Issuez! www.damagedgoodsinc.com

Baked and Awake Episode 46 June 27th 2018 “Gardening as Therapy Against Pervasive Mass Surveillance”   Opening Disclaimers: -We smoke weed on the show -Most of the so called conspiracies I cover aren’t really conspiracies Episode 46. Really?     SOTW: N/A- Smoking Blueberry Headband (again) from my Tacoma WA indoor Garden, Smooth Sailing Cannabis because I can.   Garden Update: -Pests -Plants (tomatoes, cucumbers, beds vs planters) -Mulch and Soil -Greenhouse exhaust fan -Baby Chicks -Bees Swarmed (!!)   Awake:   Cory of the From The Canopy Podcast provided us a story about how Deepfake videos are becoming indistinguishable from reality..   https://theintercept.com/2018/06/25/interpol-voice-identification-database/   Featured Podcast Spot: Off Colored Discussions Podcast   Facial Recognition Software is not ready for use by Law Enforcement   FDA Approves first Marijuana derived drug for Epileptic Patients- (PAYWALLED)   FDA Approves first CBD oil for treating Epilepsy   Baked and Awake Smokin’ Tokens (!!!) Explain and Thank Damon Oly aka Oly Demon (Insta) for his fine craftsmanship and the creation of these amazing, durable souvenirs.   Remember to check out my friend’s shows over at the Damaged Goods Network! Between Damaged Goods the Show, Daddy Issuez, Claytime, Beta Testing, and now,  Needless to Say- you’ve got loads of fantastic and entertaining listening waiting for you right now! So if this two hour Smokefest wasn’t enough for you, and you’re ready to cut loose with some real Kooks, get on over to the Damaged Goods Network today, and tell em Steve sent ya.   NEXT EPISODE:  A Return to The Electric Universe Theory, and more on Saturn Theory and other alternate explanations for the origins of Humanity.     Peep our Gardening, Beekeeping, and Homesteading content at @bluebirdfarms on Instagram!   The Sentencing Project   NORML   Website: www.bakedandawake.com   Email: talktous@bakedandawake   Rss: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/rss   Libsyn Podcast Page: http://bakedandawake.libsyn.com/   Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/bakedandawakepodcast   Twitter:  https://twitter.com/stevecominski (@baked_and_awake)   Insta: https://www.instagram.com/baked_and_awake/   Teepublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/bakedandawake   Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/bakedandawakeshow   Patreon Private Audio: https://www.patreon.com/rss/bakedandawakeshow?auth=p0MygMrPFymJWoa3oncIrltBoD4_WYBf   Music generously provided by Antti Luode, as posted to reddit:   https://www.reddit.com/r/gamedev/comments/6y699a/i_have_released_my_1363_songs_free_under_creative/ @baked_and_awake @daddyissuezshow @damagedgoodstheshow @claymiles #bakedandawakeshow #smokeindicadoshitanyway #podcastbuildersleague #damagedgoodsnetwork #daddyissuez #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #newDaddyissuez.libsyn.comDamagedgoods.libsyn.comClaytimeinthebasement.libsyn.com https://ntspodcast.podbean.com/ Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com #daddyissuez @daddyissuezshow #Shade #LilyBongwater #sexy #listen #subscribe #laugh #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #trypod #PodernFamily #DGN #damagedgoodsnetwork #comedy #entertainment #explicit #damagedgoodstheshow @damagedgoodstheshow #BetaTesting #mattungermah #claytimeinthebasement @claymiles #thc #GoldenGod #sithlord #fireballjesus #startedfromthebottom #new   Www.Damagedgoodsinc.com  

In this episode the ladies refuse to address the fact they're delayed on their release (as most women do) but come in with a fun filled episode of all the goodies you've come to expect. Shade and Lily Bongwater both had a rough week and want you to engage with the masters of disaster as they unpack their lives with you in the room. Without warning (beyond the title), they drop their rants about how they were triggered but keep balance within the force by excavating completely random facts and Bongwater makes a case for being kidnapped and why it's on her bucket list. A trigger for Shade. That's right, they're officially triggering one another, what could possibly go wrong? Haha, just kidding. You should be so lucky to offend their epic audio love affair. Bongwater goes back to work and has a side gig life modeling and shares it on air with Shade who is off to do a photoshoot in NYC.  Then things wind down and they talk about the reality of how the past can impact the future and get vulnerable with you. But stuff em' in the bag and press play because they need the downloads.   Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

Technical Difficulties On this episode of Daddy Issuez Shade and Lily Bongwater commiserate on the loss of their beloved audio which was purged by the universe and will never see airtime. Nevertheless- they take their time with you. Bongwater bestows the hardest sex quiz ever on Shade and she lays backs and takes it without argument. Beta Testing is the newest show to join the Damaged Goods Network hosted by Matt and Shade who shares the news with you and the wife giving you the inside scoop on what you can look forward to. Check out the ladies on their recent appearance on My Worst Holiday and the ladies recap their first guest spot off-network. Shade and Lily compare sexual preferences and talk dirty about boundaries. Then Shade shares the experience of a chick from the past. Then why chicks should think it through before settling. Dick warlocks are a thing. As you would expect, the ladies swap stories, dramas, and close it all out with another naughty bed time story written by Rick Shroeder to wind down and warm up your evening. This and so much more this week on Daddy Issuez. Do you have Daddy Issuez? Fantastic, we do too. Share your comments about the show, ask the ladies questions share your thoughts, CALL AND LEAVE A MESSAGE!!! (407) 984-6919 Check out www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #cannabis #comedy #comedy #DGN #DamagedGoods #DamagedGoodsNetwork #funny #shade #lilybongwater #goldengod #fireballjesus #sithlord #claytimeinthebasement #claymiles #420friendly #holytrinityofentertainment #bakedandawakepodcast #betatesting #mattungermah #alphacurious #bdsm #submissive #alpha #prey #sexy #ladies

This week on Damaged Goods...With the Memorial Day Holiday Weekend now behind us, the Holy Trinity of Entertainment continues to hit you with quality content. Join us as we take a live stroll through the past few months with Matt Ungermah in studio. Listen in as we welcome new shows to the Damaged Goods Network, make new friends, and suffer through some real awkward moments with us. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable,Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there Finally The Damaged Goods Network has found a home https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(Donate or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ  

This week on Damaged Goods...Fresh off the Roast of THC, feelings were hurt, lines were crossed and someone has to pay. Thankfully comedian Richard Lee fills that void nicely. Listen in as The Boys navigate their way through a minefield of mental illness and horrific impressions.  Damaged Goods Network newcomer Steve Cominski from the Baked and Awake Podcast makes his first appearance on the show to introduce himself to you animals and fits right in. All this plus the usual garbage we fill your ears up with. Subscribe to us on iTunes(leave a review),iHeart Radio,Podcast Addict,Laughable, Stitcher,TuneIn Radio and Spotify, Google Play Music and pretty much every platform out there Finally The Damaged Goods Network has found a home https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com If you would like to add to Sith's collection plate(Donate or you're going to Hell) please donate to the show here: paypal.me/damagedgoodstheshow Follow us on Social Media using these links http://www.facebook.com/damagedgoodstheshow/ Twitter: @damagedgoods420 Instagram: @damagedgoodstheshow Subscribe and share our YouTube Page for clips,bits,and misses Damaged Goods The Show: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_SZlGCexdxqAlvTdl3xKWQ

In this episode Shade and Lily Bongwater swap one night stand stories…Shade shares an endeavor where she threw down with a good looking Berlin Syndrome fan and finds out (like we all do), too late that pretty means “pretty crazy”. Not to be left out or outdone, teddy bears are thrown into the mix and what else would they want to be tipped with anyway? Voo Doo dolls, gold bricks, and chocolate. Easy enough. Shade reveals her dessert weakness… And back to the man of the hour…Houdini who came to down to play with Bongwater…twice. The carnival leaves…but returns for repeat business- time.   Quiz time means only one thing, disappointment in the bedroom for the vanilla readers who think foreplay is x-rated behavior. Shade offers some life advice. Cosmo tells the ladies how to celebrate a man’s birthday…and they are unimpressed. Lack luster. So they submit their own ideas as to how they would impress their partner sexually for their birthday cake.   Dick cleanliness and emotional barriers. This and so much more on our newest episode of Daddy Issuez. Check out our network and the other epic shows found at the Damaged Goods Network: https://www.damagedgoodsinc.com Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Also check out Steve our newest friend in the podcast world and you can find out about his podcast Baked and Awake here: http://bakedandawake.com/ Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #DaddyIssuez #DGN #Shade #LilyBongwater #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #noexcuses #DamagedGoodsNetwork #BlueHairBetty #NEW #DamagedGoodsTheShow #ClaytimeintheBasement #BetaTesting #funny #comedy #ladies #podernfamily #podcastmafia #trypod #dark #naughty #nice #sexy #GoldenGod #sithlord #FireballJesus #download #play #subscribe #share #play #prey

In this weeks episode Shade & Lily Bongwater throw out the book and tell you to bend over. NEW guest, NEW show direction, and you're getting spanked. Lily & Shade introduce you to a very special man in their life- Ben. Who happens to be yet another dude since they can't get a single pair of tits to come and play with them on the show.  Changes! Strain of the week remains a pillar of the show and needs a sponsor (so does the network in case you're interested...) but the girls intro several new ones....Ask A Guy (and you can email us at DaddyIssuezShow@gmail.com to send us questions to ask a Girl), Naughty Bedtime Stories, and Business Time for you to slide into.  Lily Bongwater & Ben regale us with their clandestine love story...then the three talk Alphas and Betas...and how Lily doesn't think they exist- except they do. You'll hear Shade break out with a random case of tourrette's syndrome.  The brownie point checks and balances are weighed so Lily is allowed heating during the winter months. A cosmo quiz is the most vanilla this show has ever been and the ladies make short work of it to turn what was meant to be hot, actually spicy enough to tempt you. Shade and Ben trade crazy female stories and leave it up to you on Patreon to decide whose story won. Where's the size dick you want to visit? Going on holiday for a lay? "Here's a list of tourist spots...find your hoes".... Finally the ladies are in your head and now that you're all hot and bothered, get ready for the show that spanks you back. Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network  #daddyissuez #damagedgoodsnetwork #Shade #LilyBongwater #Ben #sexy #NEW #dick #bangback #betterwithyou #patreon #newshow #comedy #funny #nofilter #noboundaries #nosafewords #podcast #trypod #podernfamily #podcasting #radio #voice #ladies #hot #alpha #beta #sponsors #DamagedGoods #GoldenGod #SithLord #FireballJesus #ClayTimeInTheBasement #ClayMiles #spank #bdsm #cuteandlittle #wifey #savage

In this episode Shade & Lily Bongwater strike Apocalypse watch from the agenda indefinitely. Shade vs. Mark is put on pause because well, he’s being deposed in front of Congress… Shade makes a plea to be reunited with her horses, while Lily is happy to lend a supportive ear before they cast their nominations for Champion of the Week…and Shade feels the love for once. Sadly anti vaxxers are too “smart” for the ladies to deal with so a former comrade has fallen in battle on the shame of his sword…which just has to be ridden with the newest pandora virus. Shade vs. Mark round 9… is on pause but that doesn’t mean the emails have ceased. #gimmemyaccount #freeShade The ladies compare their fight histories thereby landing their street cred. “I beat that ass…” -Lily Bongwater They wind down with Strain of the Week   Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network 

In this episode of Daddy Issuez you will meet your hosts Shade and Lily Bongwater as they begin their journey to slip into your ears and (hopefully) a permanent spot on your podcast subscription list. First up is a discussion about none other than medical marijuana then straight into Fuck that Guy where the ladies submit to you two nominations for two shitty parties and you can vote on which is worse. The ladies reach a crossroads and decide to tell you why the world is ending in Apocalypse Watch, can anyone say Pandora Virus? But Monkeys are actually going to be our patient zero, so enjoy that information while taking your kids to the zoo.  Strain of the Week becomes a fixture on the show and its a hit right off. Shout out to Gary Cooper from Coops Roots! Find his group here on Facebook: Coops Roots Alliance  The ladies chat about Gingerbread Edibles and how they taste like Christmas- if Granny was dope and on our level.  "God you're like Braveheart for weed..." -Shade Tip The Ladies and help them reach their dreams of being LIVE and in front of you on video and on tour by donating here:  https://www.patreon.com/DaddyIssuezShow Do YOU have Daddy Issuez? Perfect, so do we. Interact with the ladies of the show, other listeners and find an outlet for your dark humor, JOIN US! https://www.facebook.com/groups/daddyissuez/ Youtube: Daddy Issuez Youtube Channel Before you had Daddy Issuez, you were Damaged Goods so check out the boys over there: http://damagedgoods.libsyn.com Brought to you by the Damaged Goods Network     

Lily tells us about a therapeutic option for PTSD, but before you start thinking things are going to be depressing they begin describing their "happy places" and (spoiler alert....there's bounce houses).... True to form, they've got new nominations for "Fuck that Guy", news to share in Apocalypse Watch. The ladies talk about how their "Daddy"- THC, Head of the Damaged Goods Network- and el presidenté at Damaged Goods (look up their show, download it, subscribe, do the things....) stood them up but they remain loyal and in wait for the long awaited arrival of THC.

This week on Damaged Goods... The Boys hate the cold weather and pretty much everything else. An old friend comes out of the closet on his radio show(finally) just in time for more A-Listers to be swept up in the Hollywood pedophilia ring. New Jersey has a new Governor and we will be getting LEGAL WEED!!.Plus sports, traffic and weather (Yeah Right) and a new show coming to the Damaged Goods Network in 2018